/fa/ - Fashion

I had a dream where thom browne was a villain

people look at me on the street and it hurts

>>6588254
Girl I like wears uggs and Nirvana band tees. She's really cute and cool but part of me hopes it doesn't last. Not that I deserve to be picky.

Am I cynical asshole?

i am unable to find any woman who isn't model thin attractive

>tfw can't sleep and wake up at 6am waiting around until the post office opens at 9am so i can go pick up my silent dd wool drawstring trousers that came in
>only supposed to be a high of 73F today, so gonna throw them on immediately along with some other silent top i have

I will never be /fa/ and not shits are given

>>6588263
this oh shit
sometimes they stare right in my face
and little girls and 16 year olds look up at my face and smile

but i get little kids waving and smiling those warm feels, dat instant smile

>those rich people
>when they look down on you :(

>>6588313
prob had something on ur face lel

>go out dressed like an adult
>more than one person says you look like something out of Mad Men

>>6588332
respectable eyebrows m9

>>6588332
>go out in goofnigga
>more than one person says u look like a character out of the matrix

>>6588332
Is that you Tom Hanks?

>>6588332

mad manlet more like

>buy thousands of dollars worth of clothes

>never leave house

>Buy thousand dollar sneaks

>Nothing to wear them with

>Buy clothing more than 1000 dollars for fit pics

>Immediately return them when done

>>check phone to ensure this is not a nightmare

thats a dumb dream check
block your nose with your fingers and try to breathe through it, if you can breathe freely still you know its a dream thats my favourite check.
i did it last night and had a lucid dream but i was shitty at controlling it i was just flying around i didnt even want to i was trying to land and couldnt control my flying just kept being at the top of trees it sucked
worst lucid dream ever

>>6588420
im always lucid son

>>6588420
autism

just kidding love you buddy

When my friends overdress to casual occasions and pretend like they're fashionable

>>6588257

he is a villain tho

$1500 for suits

$1000 for cardis

why does perfection come at such a high price tag

>>6589055
this describes like 90% of this board (all the dadcore faggats)

>tfw had a lucid dream of fucking cara

it was everything i thought it'd be

>chatting with some guy on the subway
>"I really like the look you have- like your style"
>im wearing a plain black t shirt, jeans, and black hightops
>mfw someone was a pleb near me

>>6589446
How do I start lucid dreaming immediately?

>>6589487
eaze up on dat 420 u feel me?

>work in a restaurant
>there's another restaurant right next doors
>be in the trash/back-alley having a smoke
>a waiter comes from the other restaurant carrying some rubbish
>she's a total qt3.14
>give her a hand she thanks and smiles and everything
>stays with me for a smoke
>we talk for the five minutes
>both have to go back to work
>this goes on for a few days
>finally ask her out for a beer after work
>she says yes
>super excited for the rest of the day
>get out of work
>sit on our terrace waiting for her to finish work
>she comes out of the restaurant wearing most likely the most horrific make-up ever, pink tank top with some glitter and white miniskirt and an ed hardy cap
>mfw
>i slipped back inside and escaped through the back door
>next day i told her i had to stay overtime and went home cause i was tired
>never talked to her again

>>6589499
hurt... hurt...hurt

>>6589499
>not fucking her anyway
are you gay?

>>6589517
>ed hardy cap
>ed hardy cap in 2013
The right choice was made.

>>6589498
>420
Full plebeian.

Now tell me how to fuck Cara in my dreams.

>In topshop getting my sister bangles cause Im a top brother
>cute checkout girl smiles as I walk up
>dont say a thing, too tired and look like shit
>as I turn around and walk off hear one of them say im cute and another agree
>put my head down and carry on walking
>one day ill be super confident
>one day...

>>6589583
>go to specksavers to collect glasses
>girl there gives me them, have bit of banter, say that wearing the new glasses is like watching hd tv
>I say thanks/ goodbye
>when walking out the shop hear giggling

>>6589609
>>6589583
virtual hug bros

>tfw hangout with friends who dress in graphic tees and loose jeans or torn jeans or a combination of the two
>they call me a hipster because I dress slightly dad-coreish

how the fuck

>>6588332

>going on a date with a new girl downtown
>girl is sexy, thoughts is finna show up some chumps
>wearing beautiful outfit
>hair looks amazing
>date shows up in gay dress with lipstic that doesnt match looking full shit
>feel awkward with her all night

Well, at least she was hot...

>>6589656
did u P in V her

>have a crush on an qt for about a year and a half
>talk to qt for about 6 months
>qt finally wants to hang out with me
>`lets go to warped tour`
>i dont even like those bands but go anyways for the qt boo t
>awkwardly stand in the middle of crowds
>she holds my hand when we walk places
>on the way home we cuddle
>get home and go to sleep happiest ive ever been in my life
>wake up and text qt
>no reply
>sunburnt as fuck and blisters all over my neck
>tfw qt plays with my heart and im still sad about it 2 months later

>>6589683
Did she not reply?

>>6588372
oh shit. This situation makes me cry

>>6589609
But it's true. That's what wearing new glasses feels like. No one should laugh about such a fundamental truth.

>buy thousands of dollars worth of clothes
>now u finally have a good excuae to go outside and show off your new fits

>>6589708
she didnt reply

>>6589721
Have you text her? Phoned her? Wait so you haven't been in touch for how long after going to a festival with her?

>people call me gay when I'm actually not

;_;

>>6589727
iktf

>>6589728
i texted her the day after and she never replied

>>6589728
>>6589721
Do Not Text Her Again.

>>6589731
What are you doing? She could be dead? Phone her and call her out

>>6589737
fuck this gif ;______;

>>6589737
i didnt besides to text her happy birthday on her birthday

and she replied thanks.

>be in college
>class of about 450 so I sit near the back of the auditorium to be kinda secluded
>qtpah2tee sits next to me
>so much other places for her to sit
>says she needs a "class buddy"
>mfw im okay with this
>mfw i have no face
>fast forward couple weeks
>find out she has boyfriend bummer.jpg
>feeling kinda alpha so tell her i don't give a fuck we should fool around
>take her to a friends party, get moderately slammed
>she decides we should snuggle upstairs to sober up
>going hard in the makeout session, OMGgonnaPinherV.jpg
>tells me "i can't be doing this, i wanna fuck you so bad."
>i play the gentleman card and don't fuck expecting to be paid generously for holding out
>next week she walks right pass me and sits in the front of the auditorium next to some /fit/ guy
>penis reminds me everyday of how gay i am

>>6589731
>>6589731
Forget her move onto bigger and better things
there are plenty of girls out there that deserve you and some who
just want to be used up wait till she hits thirty and realizes she has not done anything worth while

>>6589753
u dun fucked up

>>6589757
thanks guys

>>6589753
>i play the gentleman card and don't fuck expecting to be paid generously for holding out
you fucked up

>>6589769
But why didn't she reply?

>>6589777
...

>>6589777
i dont know

>>6589754
>>6589773

i know... i dun goof trooped

>>6589753
the "gentlemen" card is a losing card in every hand

>>6589777
>>6589777
Girls like that are just looking for a good time and want to be fucked by your cousin your dad and every other male
or
You were not meeting her financial requirements hitches love that money

>>6589753

>>6589753
iktf
i feel really down when i remember my similar situation
moral of the story is never turn a grl down (if she's qt) cos she'll take it as rejection

>>6589806
I know this feel aswell
but lesson fucking learned
Never just cuddle//makeout with a chick, she wants that D.

>>6589812
This happened to me with some dancing student
two months ago she was telling me she was wet
But we just cuddled and kissed.
kill me pls

>>6588332
balding like a motherfucker

>>6589753

>gentleman card

also known as the beta way

>anon are you...gay?
no bitch for the fourth time today no,
You asked me this when we met and giggled

>>6589812
>>6589824
i'm glad i'm not the only one
thankfully i've only made that mistake once but it still kills me
fuark

>>6589842
just say yes and go for the kiss
i did this once

>>6589753
you idiot

>>6589753

iktf so hard, bro
>be a few years ago
>have a really qt friend a few years younger than me
>shes a super goody-goody christian, virgin though
>casually flirt and fool around off and on
>be at party
>first time drinking, she is fucking shit-faced, like have to help her to another room and everything
>me having only had a few drinks
>start fooling around, she starts sucking my dick
>tybg
>start warming her up down there
>says she really wants to fuck me
>ohboy.jpeg
>begrudgingly, tell her "not now, I dont want you to regret your first time"
>get her to suck my dick again tho
>she drunkingly thanks me for not taking advantage of her (lol) at the end of the night
>we both end up crashing together in a completely empty room of my friend's brother's house
>next day, tells me "we can't be doing this anymore," because "she can't control herself with me"
>never do anything with her again

i am such a faggot

>>6589886

Bro...

Through my months of agonizing and cursing myself I have come to the conclusion we are not gay or beta.

However, I felt at the time compelled to be the upstanding male that females claimed they want. I didn't want to be what I know that deep down I am. I honestly wanted to take this girl and slam her from the second floor down to the kitchen below us (she wanted it raw dog too... this anon is a fucking idiot)... But instead I decided to live behind a facade, and pretend to be a conscious and caring individual... NO MORE... ALL FEMALES SHALL GET THE D!

>>6589886

Damned if you do, damned if you don't

This thread is killing me

>>6589925
That's the spirit, brother.

>Dream
>Everybody from /fa/ made a trip to Australia, heading to uuuuhhhh's house
>Walk in
>It's a poorly lit apartment that's really small
>His fat mom and gangly dad greet us
>Furnishing is shit
>uuuuhhhh is 5'3"
>if I could spoiler tag this I would
>his thom browne is fake

uuuuuhhhh is a farce

>>6589925

yeah man i dont even hesitate at this point, ive learned my lesson

i think one of the things that really kept me from doing it that one time was she was 16 and i was 18 and i (think?) thats illegal where i live and her being the "classy" individual she was i didnt want the chance id be getting my ass consecutively rammed by prisoners over some teenage pussy.

the fact i regret it so much just goes to show how much of an asshole i really am deep down lol

>>6589961
>yeah man i dont even hesitate at this point, ive learned my lesson

kinda sad but it's the better outcome; it's either going to be wake up next morning and regret it or wake up next morning and regret it BUT at least you got some

Bitches come and go bruh but you know I stay

>>6589737
which movie is this from? Already tried google reverse image search, only came up with tumblr shit

>tfw hungry skeleton mode leads to being tired all day
>tfw lie to coworkers about going to lunch
>tfw 108 pounds

>tfw someone on the bus out /fa/s you
>tfw want to ask them where2cop article of clothing but too beta
>tfw staring at them the whole bus ride
>tfw worried someone will think you're gay because you're staring so intently at this guy
>tfw you probably are starting to become gay

>>6590070
Its on meatspin

>tfw bros who understand spending a lot on clothes
> tfw bros who don't believe me when I tell them their cargo shorts running shoes unbuttoned flannel band tee fits suck ass
It's a mixed bag of feels

I have a nice corollary to all this hesitation and should give some of you pause. I'll try to keep it simple, and thank god it happened over four years ago

>make out at party with Girl X. I'm good friends with some of her good friends, I know her brother and family
>she takes me inside to the washing room
>we make out more
>my hands start wandering and she tells me to stop and so I do
>we leave, good terms
>two weeks later, same thing happens
>she voluntarily takes off her panties, guides my hands
>I'm strangely hesitant, not sure if it's what she wants
>we have sex
>party ends, I walk her home
>the next day I text her asking if she wants to get coffee or see a movie
>no reply
>another day passes
>I text her again, give her the pleasantries
>no reply
>I see one of her male friends in the caf at school, he proceeds to tell me I'm "a dead man" because I "forced myself" on Girl X
>I almost throw up my lunch
>I basically say she was willing
>I start getting harassing phone calls from her brother who tells me he's going to beat the shit out of me
>her and her friends delete me from facebook (I know) but send me taunting messages saying I'm a date rapist
>I apologize (!) to all saying she was willing, I didn't know what I did was wrong, etc.

Long story concluded quickly: I got shoved a few times by another of her male friends, I'm constantly on the defensive, I have to block numbers from my phone (more taunting and accusations of rape). A few months later, she does the same thing with another guy (I'm told), and also claims she was raped and her brother and some guy I never met beat the shit out of him.

How I was spared a beating is beyond me. Funky aside: I run into her at Starbucks and she comes over to me and says hi and tells me we should catch up. FUCK. NO.

>"why do you dress like you're going to rob a bank"

>>6590087

Isn't meatspin just some guy swinging around his cock tho?

>>6590117
Every day when I put on my balaclava and JFK mask.

>>6590102
Can men be raped?

>>6590102
That's the thing, though, you can only go through with it if it's someone you don't know well.

>>6590131
yes

>>6590131
Yup, either normally or through sodomy.

>>6590102
harassment charges and the false accusations are defamation and an attempt to ruin your name.
>she initiated
>she said yes when you questioned
sue everyone. or get a restraining order, and they'll probably break it, then sue!

>>6590200
Ah, 4 years ago.
>do it anyway.

>>6590200

I thought about getting a PFA but I'm a chicken shit. Mercifully the situation diffused when she did the same thing again and everyone realized she's a scary piece of shit.

>>6589843
did somebody say fuark?!

>All my friends now assume I'm gay because I dress well and look after myself and also have tfw no gf
>(qt) female friend keeps offering to hook me up with her gay friend even though I told her repeatedly I'm straight

Related
>same girl's boyfriend is full baggy-jeans-sneakers-graphic-tee-core
>He is also full white-knight mode - thinks it's his duty to protect and/or care for her up to backing her up every time anyone disagrees with her over anything and helping her do shit as if she can't do it herself
>Ask her once if she doesn't find it patronizing how he tries to look after her
>She's like "well yeah it's annoying... but he's being kind I guess"
>mfw

I don't even want to fuck her (well, I would); it just makes me wonder what the point of being /fa/ and fit and clever is if someone like him can get her just by 'being himself'

>>6590237
Rule #1: Don't be /fa/ for anyone but yourself. Take care of yourself so you feel good, and fuck the h8rs.

>>6590102
wouldposton/r9k/10

got a story for my /fa/-riends
>be dating chick for 4 years
>go into sophomore year of college
>start to realize that I am not satisfied with relationship
>tell her I'm done; she is smothering me and I do better solo
>week later
>beat the walls one final time
>she gets new boyfriend right afterwards (clingy and needs someone)
>find out he hates me because he doesn't trust her
>ihititfirst.mp4
>she is not allowed to talk to any other males
>he obtains her social networking passwords and blocks me
>mfw
>she doesn't like this guy but uses him for attention, openly tells me that

It's so sad, but I lel. I don't mind being friends but the dude's insecure.

>>6590291
>relationship for 4 years
>sophomore in college
lmao

>>6590308
yeah it was over the course of four years but there was a lot of calling her a dumb bitch and leaving for 2-3 months

>be at newspaper store
>checking magazines and newspapers
>im only male
>hear a bunch of girls talking behind me
>"omg he looks like ville valo", "he is so cute", "cmon go talk with him"
>oh boy here we come, heart starts beat
>imagine some goth qt's behind me
>turn back
>three fat teenager goth girl giggles at my face
>"oh boy look down look down, dont make eye contact"
>escape

>>6590271
Do it, I want to see all the "men's rights" fags get their proverbial panties in a twist

>birthday
>wearing new birthday shoes
>girl in elevator of hotel
>"wow are those jeffrey campbells. they're fierce"
>"they're by Alaïa"
>"wow they really did a good job copying the jeffrey campbell t-strap"

>>6590386
> they're by Ala?a
Awhata?

>>6589737
>not able to make out with qt3.14 while crossdressing
>the easiest thing ever

>>6589730
;_;
I'm bi though, but do not dress or act it in anyway

>>6590070
>movie
pretty sure it's real. as in no acting.

>>6590386
I don't know anything about girls fashion, i don't know this feel

>>6590386
is alaia the rick owens of women's shoes

>>6590237
>>6590237
Hopefully you now realize getting a girl/"qt gf" is just a combination of luck, timing and right place right time.
I know because that's how I got mine.
>tfw single now

>>6590237
tell her you're gonna fuck her. That'll prove you're not gay, and she'll prolly do it

>having convo w/ qtpi
>going ok
>she calls me handsome
>tell her i'm a model (true, but not runways or anything. just for this magazine now and then. i'm not even that good looking just skinny and facial symmetry)
>she calls me conceded
>can't get the conversation to pick up again
>never speak to her again

>>6590080

>>6589753
I kinda did the same, but that just made her hornier so we fucked. Terrible drunken sex.

>>6590434
not at all

>>6590519
opposite

>>6590463
isnt conceded just a fancy word for modest?

>>6590463
>>6590519

conceded isn't even the right spelling

>>6590463

>she calls me conceded

I wouldn't date a bitch that stupid. That doesn't even make sense. You can't "be" a verb.

Unless you mean conceited, of course?

>>6590525
Concede means to admit defeat.
He misspelled it, that was his point.

>>6589499
Fuck you

>>6590533
>>6590527
>>6590525
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>6590463

So what you're saying is that she was reluctant to accept the fact that you're a model, and that made you have an arguement?

My story;

>Have wierd pose with knees because I have some above average elasticity stuff.
>Dress unlike most people here, actual /fa/ standard of dressing.
>Have had 6 or 7 girls think that I was gay before I mentioned some ex or something similar.

>>6590564
>actual /fa/ standard of dressing
>people think you are gay
That means it's not for you.

>>6589721
IKTF

>in sunglasses store
>try on several pairs of wayfarers
>8/10 petite girl comes up and asks if I need help
>makes suggestions and says she really likes a pair on me and they suit me
>don't really like them that much but agree and buy them
>voice becomes weak and shaky and try to flirt but end up speaking too quietly and she doesn't hear what I'm saying and have to repeat myself
>walk out with £160 sunglasses that I've never worn
>convince myself girl was flirting with me to make myself feel better
>tell friend who laughs at me and tells me she was just trying to make a sale

>>6590593
autismisreal.jpg

>>6590541
It's pretty obvious that she said "conceited" and he's just an idiot that doesn't know how to spell it.

>>6589737
Oh god that gif
No just no just make it stop

>>6590593
Dammit don't make me cry

>>6590593
"When no gf" is the only one with capital W

>>6590516
I think he was trying to be funny. P fucked up story though

>>6589487

melatonin before bed makes me dream super intense cinematic dreams, worth a shot?

>>6590437

Yeah, I'm starting to realize it's more a matter of co-incidence than anything else - not that you can't still influence it.
The further realization that most people won't actually end up with the best person for them (or not even the best person it was probable for them to meet) because they'll stick with the person they're already with for the sake of not leaving their comfort zone, was pretty depressing. But hey, they're still happy. Just maybe not as happy as they could have been.

This is getting into some /r9k/ shit now, I'm out

>>6590593
i bought a pair of allsaints jeans once because the sales woman was wearing an incredibly hot leather skirt
it cost like £100 and i haven't worn it once because it's straight fit and looks awful
luckily i learned from that

>>6590637
also i was too beta to return it

>>6590633
>taking melatonin

enjoy never being able to naturally produce it and having to resort to taking pills every night to go to sleep

>>6588420
>not fucking in lucid dreams
am i the only one?

>>6590678
I always try to fly when I notice I'm dreaming. It's pretty stupid and always causes the dream to fall apart. I should try fucking, probably.

>>6590707
same

apparently if you feel it falling apart spinning around helps restore it

>>6590614
Reminds me of when I tried to kiss one of my flatmates at a club and then got embarrassed and even more drunk and eventually thrown out by the bouncers for being too drunk

>>6588420
I always find out its a dream and immediately wake up or just have dream sex. Had dreamsex laat night. (Poop was so money)

>>6590752
dreamsex is so good
just master the art of both lucid dreaming and not masturbating for a while and it'll happen regularly

>>6590434
Rick Owens is the Rick Owens of women's shoes.

>>6590404
Someone doesn't have their umlaut characters on.

>>6590421
It's ok

>>6590758
Have you ever been trying to have dreamsex and the girls dreamvagina is tight to fit your dreamdick? This seems to happen to me a lot.

>>6590386
pic related:
the shoes I was wearing, the shoes she thought I was wearing. The RRSP of JC Foxies is $120. The RRSP of my shoes was $1800

>>6590671

way ahead of you lmao

actually diagnosed insomniac, rohypnol/flunitrazepam or zopiklon almost every night or it's no dice.

melatonin does help a bit, though, but it's a recent experiment I'm doing so IDK yet

but the intense dreaming is pretty cool!

>>6590386
pic related:
the shoes I was wearing, the shoes she thought I was wearing. The RRSP of JC Foxies is $120. The RRSP of my shoes was $1800

PS: 4chan needs one of those services that tells you when you forgot to attach something, like Gmail has

>>6590859
I hate zopiclone. It leaves that gross metallic taste in your mouth for the whole next day. It works though. My regular SSRI gives me the most surreal lucid dreams, to be honest

No one in this thread has managed to beat pic related so far.

>>6590863

I hope it's just bad lighting but the shoes on the left look cheaper than the shoes on the right

>>6590878

Yeah, it's disgusting. When I take it too regularly it stops working, which in turns leads to insane nights of crazy talk, tinkering, hallucinating and some straight up life threatening ideas, lool.

>>6590863
ok this story makes sense now

u should have been like "these are 1800$ shoes bitch" and stabbed ur heel thru her gas station sunglasses and killed her

they dont even look the same tho

>>6590859
So being an insomniac, sleep medication still doesn't help you?

>>6590940

Sometimes it's worse and I need to take like 2-3 pills, sometimes I only need half, and - rarely - nothing at all. Sleeping on meds doesn't really feel like sleeping at all, and you feel like a pig shat in your head when you wake up, but not sleeping at all fucks you up even worse, so it's a lose/lose situation.

>>6588372
this ;_;

>>6590967
Considered exercise?

>>6590987

yeah, doesn't really help with the sleeping sadly (other benefits are very apparent, though)

considering getting into yoga or like meditation, might help?

>>6590967
Question: When you do sleep 'normally', do you sleep the entire time? Say 6-8 hours: fall asleep, wake up, good to go? or do you wake up a whole bunch during your sleep time? Because I think I understand what you mean about the pig shitting in your head when I sleep an entire long period of time. Feels groggy and shitty, worse off before I went to sleep.

>>6591019

without medication, you mean? i get intense nightmares and a slight fever haha, wake up a couple of times. main issue is that when I actually fall asleep I don't feel rested + don't want to stop, regardless of how long I sleep, so I kind of need someone to force me up or it's easy to sleep for 20 hours.

>>6591039

plus u can't say you're an insomniac without risking people thinking you're just an angsty teen who just watched donnie darko for the first time lol

>barber appt at 3
>show up at 2:50
>now 3:15
>the fuck man

>>6591039
Yeah, sorry. I don't dream too often, or if I do, I rarely remember them. I fully understand about the last part though. I sleep off and on around an average of 10 hours. I never feel rested either when I wake up; like a brief intermission of consciousness.

>>6591061
Le skinny guy

Oh yeah -

>too lazy to shave and shower
>only need to move from one side of the city to the other
>haven't done laundry so clothes are nasty
>look like a serial killer with hood up to avoid being spotted
>run into every single person u know, their friends, families, future employers, anna wintour, carol christian poell, etc

>>6590080
>tfw when hungry skeleton
I think this might be actually a huge detriment to my health/energy/life. I'm technically underweight--slightly but underweight is underweight. I really can't afford to eat much since I lost my food stamps (make **slightly too much money).

i was caught without my exoskeleton the other day what a meme face fuckin afternoon that shit fuckin was ugh feelings ghost man


>>6591108
yer always cute tho like shut up just shush that shit right now cowboy

>>6591108
>walking down the street in berlin
>hooded figure on demonic zombie horse approaches
>suddenly realize whats happening when u notice his sneaks are dripping w/ hellish sludge
>cross to other side of street to prevent confrontation
>glance up
>accidentally make eye contact w/ carol
>in that instant, understand all there is to understand about the ancient & mysterious art of $7000 pants
>gibbering wreck for the rest of ur life
>carol rides away w/o a word, buys some streudel

>>6589753
>Gentleman card

Beta bitch plz go

>>6590722
Not the same guy, but:
It does, but only until you stop, then it crumbles pretty instantly

>at bar
>meet a qt w/ a bu t, get her number
>take her out for a drink
>turns out she's in a fashion design course
>start talking about fashion
>eventually she says "you know way more about this than me you know"
>later she begs me to fuck her against the window so everyone can see

I'm in it

>>6591227
Must've felt good.

>>6591186

>are those pointy elbows even prosthetic

>>6590063
w2c jacket, plz

>>6590259
this should be part of the sticky

>>6591227
You've made it.

>>6591065
what do you think made you an insomniac?

it is probably watching to many movies (darko, fight club, machinist) but i have always been super interested in insomniacs

>>6591253
polo sport 2002 from the man himself

lel

>>6591277
yeah, i'm having a bit of trouble finding that...haha.
yung lean why do you have to do me like this doe

>tfw overhear girls at work talking about how they have a crush on me and that "hes always in that fly shit"
>tfw they start coming my way
>panic.jpg
>tfw pretend to be asleep at my desk
#stayalpha #quickonmyfeet

>>6591186

>getting chased down the street in berlin
>carol galloping after, waving a 12 m long spiral 6 buckle belt
>claiming you owe him $1200 for trying to DIY a nail ring
>object dying your underwear as he rides off into the night

>>6591285
>not nailing them all in a piss/cum soaked harem anal fuckfest
U gay son

>>6591278

lotsa childhood trauma baby

but there's really nothing cool about insomnia, it fucks up everything in your life.

>>6591108
post face

>>6591308
how has it affected you life?

what do you feel like during the day?


i guess i just like that you can have so much more extra time and do so much more.

So today I finally received my black/white geobaskets that all the fuccbois have. I try them on and realize fuck I can never wear them with pants tucked in as I am 5'4 and it literally makes my legs look disproportional.

>tfw you cant be a fuccboi and must buy dunks instead

>>6591297
What exactly is object dyeing, and how is it different from garment dyeing?

>tfw finally buy a pair of awesome, expensive designer shoes
>tfw too nervous to wear them out for fear of scuffs or wearing down the heel

>>6591308
>it fucks up everything in your life.
ayup. you're stripped of a basic ability that everybody else is given

>>6591186
http://global.rakuten.com/en/store/gsc-rinkan/item/r01lop1307080431500/
>20cm shoulders
idk but it's gleam so w/e

>tfw you want to buy clothes but poor as fuck

lurking /fa/ hurts sometimes

>>6591318

ugly or reg
>>6591330

Trying to work, study or any other early morning activity doesn't work at all.

You're always in pain/on the verge of throwing up.
Eyes start pouring tears as soon as you're out in the sun.
you alienate yourself from your friends, family and lovers.


Sadly, I'm not manic, so all the "spare time" is spent feeling bad about myself, unless, for some reason, I'm painting.

>>6589583
I think everyone on 4chan can relate to this

>>6591350
with ricks, that would be more asthetic

>>6591361
that sounds less than enjoyable

>>6591361
holy shit man, i didnt know it was actually that bad

the only other insomno i talked to didnt have it that bad and just said he was constantly at that state where your head nods to fall to sleep and he has to keep himself up

>>6591361
>Eyes start pouring tears as soon as you're out in the sun.
>you alienate yourself from your friends, family and lovers.
why?

>>6591360
>tfw poor and still buy cheap clothes and don't give a fuck
it's like, whatever mang. clothes serve their purpose. you'll get some good stuff one day

>>6590327
plz tell me how to get out of it. Ive been dating a girl for like 3 years since high school. I dont want to date anyone because shes needy as fuck. but i dont want to break up with her because that same reason ;_;

>>6590332
pretty good compliment nonetheless

i'm straight but i'd fuck him

>>6590332
i am too familiar with this feelerino

>tfw too nice to salespeople
>tfw they just keep showing you stuff

help me with my social autism

i always just lie and say i'll think about it and might come back later or something

>>6591482
I do this too sometimes
sales pressure sets off my autism bad

>>6591379
>>6591383

funny thing is ive got a friend whos narcoleptic, i.e. involuntarily falls asleep all the time.

just a couple of nights of bad sleep is enough to throw some people off, chronic sleep disorders are absolute hell. :V

and about the zopiclone we mentioned earlier, don't fuck around with them, because you will eat them all, and the next day you wake up, slightly wobbly, with a memory of some crazy dreams you had. Then you look around and realize the fragments of the insane dream are simply what you still remember from the night's adventures.

>why is there acrylics on the walls, roof, bed, face
>why has someone painted over every single painting I had on hold, but left the eyes untouched on each
>why do i have stigmata cigarette burns on both hands
>who shaved the cat?

>why did I smoke a broken cigarette fixed with gaffa tape

i legit managed to get this shit on film once, 15 min long discussion with a painting of a woman i was working on. I kept asking "what do you want?" and zooming in and out constantly. then i kissed it and proceded to cover it up completely with white acrylics.

While filming myself.

????

>>6591501
vidya link pls

>>6591501
You are now 10x as cool

>>6591388

Sensitive eyes due to lack of sleep.

Mental disorders often makes a person want to be alone/makes them apathetic, so you hide away alone while it lasts.

>>6591513
>inb4 cant because im naked B)

>>6591524
>>6591513

one of these days.

vid is p scary because the voice i use isn't MY voice. spooky as hell.

>>6591501
/fa/

>>6591227
11/10

gyno. cant wear fitting clothes. ;_;

anyone from Germany knows where to get this shit fixed?

>tfw make out with qt3.14
>tfw take her home
>her aunt is waiting for her at the door
>aunt is 8/10 blonde
>I kiss her goodbye
>later she tells me her aunt said I was really good looking and would hook up with me if I was older

FUCK, /FA/

>grabbing coffee downtown
>crossing the street at crosswalk
>7/10 girl at other side of street
>eye contact while crossing the street
>she looks down and walks away
>laugh about it after i make it across the street
>cry/masturbate violently when i get home

a-alpha as f-f-fuck, rite guise?

>>6591645

>>6591645
>alpha
>>>/fit/

>>6591645
s-same

>breaking in new guidis by walking around downtown
>big ass blister on my heel from it
>hurts like shit but gotta keep walkin my nig

>>6588254


>have twin brother
>he's not /fa/
>double team a girl (yes we did not evn jk)
>she squirts on my undercover ss09 jacket
>brother tells me its 'just a jacket'
>can't find it in the morning
>girl tells me my brothers dick was bigger (fucking genetics how do they work)
>burn my hand in waffle iron
>find jacket in pool

worst party ever

>>6591660
>not getting the joke

>>6591619
you gotta fuck the aunt

>>6588254
w2c feels shirt oh god

>>6588254
This made me throw up in my mouth a little.

>>6588275
Good. That's the way it should be.

>be me, handsome 10/10 23 year old
>driving grandma to dead friends house to loot it or something
>have hours upon hours to kill
>go to thrift stores
>find only one shirt worth buying and it's brookes bros
>try it on
>cool fits perfectly
>stain on back
>mfw
>don't cop
>continue hunting
>find used video game store that isn't Gamestop
>walk in along with a gang of hispanics
>"member these classic fucking games. fuckkinnnn solid snake fuckkkkinnn dreamcast, fuckkkinnn sega genisis jurassic park fucckkkinn rugrats on N64 fucking classic"
>try to look at PS2 games
>20 young mexicans surround the games saying "CHECK FOR BLACK OPS"
>i cop XIII for ps2

>>6588254

Going back to OP's story, I have a fat neckbeard friend who has a 7-ish/10 gf and he has tits bigger than hers. But he's charismatic as fuck

>>6588275
>i am unable to find any woman who isn't model thin attractive
where do u live???

>>6588339
>go out dressed in goofninja
>more than one person says you look like something out of Naruto

>>6591227
>>later she begs me to fuck her against the window so everyone can see
o hey that's one of my fantasies
real or not made me feel it 9/10

>>6589583
>top brother
dis sounds like some incest shit.

>>6589753
Fuck that "gentlemen card" shit you shouldn't have pursued a taken bitch.

>>6589773
>>6589788
>>6589796
>>6589838
>>6589878
>>6591199
>wanting him to get arrested for "RAPING HER AGAINST HER WILL" she might have filed to get out of the shame of being a cheating whore
Fuck that, he shouldn't have gone with a sloot in the first place.

Where those Walmart 874 dickies pants, band tees, converse, American apparel hoodies and cardigan, a m65 jacket. Have a 7/10 girlfriend who's 9 years older than me. Go to shows, go on trips to places like NYC, San Francisco, hangout with friends, good job ect. Feels good man.

Enjoy wasting 1200 dollars on sneakers fags.

>Begin browsing /fa/ out of the fuck of it since I'm bored with other boards
>Begin to actually take fashion seriously and study it on my own free time
>That one friend who buys into the idea of hipster and tries really hard to be identified as one.
>It wouldn't be a problem if he weren't trying to bring up how much of a "hipster" he is even though his fits are shit.

Why do people lack any sense of self awareness? You don't have to constantly berate yourself, but you should realize that you're never as good as you really think you are. It's even worse when people flaunt what they don't really have. He's a nice guy though, but sometimes he doesn't realize how little he's impressing people compared to how much he's embarassing himself.

>>6592300
then why are you here?

that feelerino when I see fuccboicore in my peripheral vision (manbun, hentai 00 shirt, cropped black pants and white tennis shoes)

>>6592327
To laugh at you fags. I've been on 4chan since I found it on something awful back in 2005. I cared about fashion when fa was created in '08 but now it's so pointless. I spent like 3500 dollars at unionmade goods in the last two years, it's pointless.

>>6592300
>girlfriend who's 9 years older than me
you fucked up
unless you're 10 years old lel

>>6592365
I'm 25, she's 34.

>>6592389

you know she's like 2 minutes away from menopause, right?

>>6589796
I live about 5 minutes from where this photo was taken.

I'd never expect anyone anywhere near my area to ever dress this poorly.

>tfw on my way to kissless wizadry
>i get the fucking feelerinos by only looking at qt 3.14
>it doesn't happen often but every now and then I see a grill of such serene beatuy, it fills me with a profound sadness.
>got at good story about this if anyone cares.

Also: Is crying /fa/? I haven't cried for over 7 years or so and don't think I could do it for petty reasons like loneliness and teenage angst. Too proud, too cynical. Might help though.

>be looking to find shared housing with some1
>answer random craiglist posting of someone looking for a roommate
>arrange to see the place
>dress in goof-lite
>meet craiglist person, they turn out to be a qt basic bitch grill
>we really hit it off
>she wants me to be her roommate

>>6590752
>>6590678
whenever I have lucid dreams and I try to fuck my idols they fucking reject me.

and they're super meta about it, like "i know what type of dream this is, and i know what your going to try and do to me, and i want no part of it"

total fucking ego killer

>>6592309
>Begin stuffing spageto's up my vagoo
>Begin to seriously take hipster culture seriously and watch the simpsons ironically
>That one friend that sits in nike roshes and sweatpants all day browsing the internet
>wouldn't be such a problem if he didn't pretend to know about fashion

Why do people lack any sense of self awareness? You don't have to constantly berate yourself, but you should realize that you're never as good as you really think you are. It's even worse when people flaunt what they don't really have. He's a nice guy though, but sometimes he doesn't realize how little he's impressing people compared to how much he's embarassing himself.

>>6592534

post story

>>6592638
Mkay then:
>be walking on Champs-Élysées with my buddy
>see 10/10 grill, which at that moment striked me to be one of the prettiest things I have ever seen.
>she's with this pleb guy
>could never tell if it was her boyfirend for sure, but most likely hem was
>they walk in to this fanshop of a local football club
>"hey, let's go in there, super hot girl just entered that store."
>mkay
>we follow them
>notice they speak my language, therefore must come from my country, so it would have been simple as fuck to start a conversation
>her pleb fag bounces in to a shelf, throwing some footballs from it
>she goes to pick them up and rearranges them.
>slightly embarassed she looks around, smiling
>looks at me
>that's the moment where i drop a causal line in my mother tounge, like: "No one's seen it ;)"
>which of course, i did not
>instead i stupidly gaze at her face, saying nothing, probably giving the impression to be slighttly annoyed by the messe they've made
>I did not sleep too well that night.

>>6592300

>>6592777
you just sound like a fuccboi, all I hear in this story is

>be somewhere
>girl looks at me
>omg I can't say anything so sad im going to go home and post about it on a japanese cartoon forum


just fuck off back to /r9k/ with this bullshit

>>6592610
I tried that once. It wasn't anyone specific. They ended up gutting me with a steak knife. I have PTSD and my dreams end like this way too much

>>6588254

>best friend from college wants to hang out before he moves away with fiance
>old ladyfriend is turning 21 and wants me to go on a bender with her and her dudebros
>current ladyfriend wants to have dinner and sexy time
>old GF im still on good terms with bought me tickets to cedar point and i have to clear a weekend so we can go
>old roommate moved to pittsburg and i missed his going away party and he's pissed
>raver friends want me to go with them to ANOTHER fest

there is just no fucking time in my life for anything anymore. Jesus fucking christ.

>>6590863
The shoes on the right look better.. lel

>>6592809
ouch that's fucking awful.

in my last lucid dream john darnielle slammed a door in my face after I tried to coax him into a motel room and I spent the rest of the dream twiddling my thumbs.

still better than being assaulted, tho.

>>6592610
Along those same lines:
>see cute girl with perfect pixie cut
>lurk on her for a few weeks, too nervous to approach
>eventually ask her out, nervous as fuck, totally beta
>obviously she says no
Fast forward ~6 months
>have dream about her
>try to be friendly
>she completely ignores me and I sit there like a chump while she talks to someone else

Can't even get a girl in my dreams, man.

>>6588254

does anyone else not give a shit about these nbk broke beta retards, or is it just me.

do some fucking drugs, dumbasses. drugs will open every door you could ever imagine as long as you do your homework, test and aren't nigger levels of stupid.

>>6590863
u spent $1800 on THOSE? o honey...

>>6591963


confirmed for fat peice of shit

>>>/fat/

>>6592904
>>>/stoopid/

>>6590863
left looks like some cheap shit my mom would buy from tjmaxx

>>6592935
left wasn't a professionally done photo tho so obv

>>6588372
do people really do this

>>6593113
well replace "never" with "rarely"
and yes I sure do

>>6592914

that link doesn't work

>be last semester
>be first day of class
>5 minutes before class starts
>heaps of empty chairs, most people havent come in yet
>qt3.14 walks in, looks around for a place to sit
>looks at me, smiles, tries to cover smile
>comes and sits next to me
>during class somehow start talking about spotify
>after class walking out with her
>she lives on campus
>she says "come round I'll show you come playlists i made"
>me "oh n-nah i gotta c-catch my bus cya" and powerwalk off

why oh why do i exist

>>6593200
Punch yourself.

>>6592904
What? No. That doesn't even make sense. I'm saying it's good that he finds women who are model thin attractive. That means I support lanky figures, you stupid fucking idiot. If I were fat, i would be butthurt and saying skinny people are ugly. What the shit?

>>6593200
Dude, come on.

With that being said, you remind me of myself.

>hey anon you should be my date to my sorority formal on [some day]!
>"no thanks"
>oh are you busy then, anon?
>"nah"

>>6592904
> >>>/fat/
What the actual fuck?

>>6593227
he cant read and is probably black

>>6593200

lmao

>>6593243
He's either underage or black. Gotta be one of the two.

>>6593236
why...why are you so mean?

>>6593270
She had a long distance boyfriend and was probably just looking for some arm candy, so it's not like I missed out on anything besides being wheeled around her sorority all night.

> listening to /fa/ talking about how women are all vapid whores
> start overanalyzing the fuck out of girls irl
> become condescending as fuck to them
> starting to have distrust for all females in general
> start mirin guys more
> complimenting dudes on their fits
>I.. I'm slowly becoming gay

>>6593300
I don't think you're becoming gay; it sounds like you're just becoming a cool guy with standards. When a cute girl comes along in a fit that's actually good (and not just jeans + riding boots and an olive barbour jacket) and has a personality to match, you'll respect her.

For now you're just learning the difference between guys and girls who "care" about clothes. Guys strike out on their own, and often fail, but sometimes become worthy of compliments. A lot of girls tend to stick with what their friends do, and will therefore never be unique, interesting, or worth approaching.

>>6593300
you dont 'become' gay

you were either born a faggot who found a nice closet or you are a narcissistic egotistical turd

>>6593300
>Why do I know this feel
/fa/ what have you done

>>6593300
no you are just becoming red pilled
tbh you should have stayed blue pilled because now you wont be happy unless you are patrician as fuck

>>6593293
>long distance bf

haha u know u coulda hit that

>>6593351
Should have also added
>not that cute

Pretty, but not that pretty. Maybe 6.5.

>>6590063
Thank you based lean

>>6593200
You probably did the right thing, man. I bet she's got plen taste in music anyway

>plan out a nice outfit for a dinner with boyfriend as usual
>remember that he is overweight and only wears jeans and t-shirts
> think he would at least wear his decent sneaks and jeans
> wears old as shit skate shoes and torn up poorly faded jeans
>constantly feel like my effort is just a waste
> why do I even try

>wearing cute outfit to do everyday errands
>little kids loudly tell their parents I look like a kpop idol
> used to call me Mulan
> feels good

You faggots wouldn't know feels if you felt them.
>Go out to buy centre speaker
>come back,my place is trashed
>mfw all of my clothes and shoes are gone
>common projects,icarus,schmid,jeremy scotts,flightposite and many others are all gone
>worse yet i had just quit my job 2 weeks earlier to focus on school (N+ and interior design course)
i promptly moved out and back in morningside with my parents

>>6593541
wow so you got robbed

damn man

>>6593541
if someone robbed my clothes idk what I'd have left in life

>>6593525
ure either mifune's sister or gf
lol le joeks xD

>>6593541
Who the fuck steals clothes? Someone had a vendetta against you, man.

>>6588254
You're a real piece of shit dude. Maybe she likes him because he doesn't spend his days whining about how other people have it better than him.

>>6593552
yup i just felt shitty and this was around a month ago,partly why i wasnt posting here

>>6593566
yeah and there's only one person i can think of who would do this,but they are a cop and im learning not to be more sanguine in life.that event and nearly having lost my sister recently have made me decide to change my approach in life
polite sage

>>6589499
Kind of know this feel
My date looked like a legit clown at prom. I tried not to care though. Looking bad is way more forgivable than being a shitty person.

>>6593541
insurance doesnt cover that shit?

damn man

>>6589848
I'm going to try this if it ever happens. It hasn't in years because I learned to tone it down but still. I might peacock one night just to be asked if I'm gay by a qt girl.

>>6593595
Well whether the circumstances were good or not, you learned something from it. I wish you the best in whatever new endeavors you take part in.

What do you have something clear-cut in mind for the future or are you just wanting to go in a new direction?

>>6593580
that sucks man

but what comes around goes around
he'll get his just desserts

>>6590070

Lol its from the show victorious lel. xDDD it is though.

>>6588254
>Be a basic faggot
>Managed to cop qt3.14 8/10 gf
>Fucked her against the wall today
>She swallowed my cum
>Made us pasta while I laid in her bed naked
>Feels great brah

>>6593651
when will it be my turn for qts

>>6593654
You have to roll the die to take your turn.

>>6593664
yeah, I should prolly try leaving my house

>>6590564
You've got the gay aura, bro.
We can't help you. We'll only make it worse.

>>6593654
Honestly, it's all about confidence, doing what YOU want and not what she wants and knowing when to put your foot down. When you go out in public, put your arm around her shoulder. Walk with your head high and let others know she is yours. Build a personality. Read books, even if their 'mainstream'. Draw. Listen to music. Work out, too. You don't know how great you'll start to feel after a week or two.

>>6591297
I laughed p. hard

>>6593633
not entirely new,just a bit clearer but i'm trimming the waste in my life,be it people, ideas,notions and mindsets.its not as easy but it's worthwhile.i mean ive never had a clear cut vision of my life but the general idea
>>6593642
if it is who i think it is,it's a woman then
>>6593607
i was dumb not to get.alteast i still have decent savings from money i was going to buy a newer car with (c63) but for some strange reason i held off from that purchase.#thank you based kris

>>6593300
fuck me I know this feel.

>>6593541
>you faggots wouldn't know feels if you felt them

oh no, some bad things happened to you, your problems are worse than everyone else's, you're the only person who's ever had something bad happen to them and no one else knows what a bad feel is

fuck off

>>6593829
ure overanalyzing this

>>6594063
>>6593829
i meant underanalyzing this

>>6594063
did you find your self overly flaunting expensive clothing amongst aggressive poor as fuck plebs?

>>6594090
oh no i tried not to mostly because my clothes were subtle
in high school people would always ask me for prices and w2c and id either feign amnesia or tell a select group of people or even tell them id cop it for them wherever (only good people tho),a shame cause one cannot be really free due to people's attitudes and actions (stealing) im stopping that kkind of behaviour tho
sorry if i didnt make sensse or be clear

>>6594173
the female in question, why are you suspecting her? Do any outstanding motives come in mind? She is aware of the actual value of your clothes? Just your clothes are missing, anything else?

Are you derk?

>>6589609


>>6589716
Yeah this man, those girls should have recognized that

>>6593541
what were you wearing on the day?

>have gf
>pretty qt
>really close etc
>best friend is girl
>9/10 so many people i know want to fuck her
>were hanging out the other day
>keeps miring/commenting on my fit
>feelsgoodman
>i feel like she wants the d and her friends have been acting weird around us but she has previously said that she doesn't think of me like that
>current gf is also total bro and amazing but i get fed up with her p. regularly
>don't know how to feel

>>6591536
find a way to slowly leak it into the view of arty peoples and say it's purposefully done as an art-film meets scientific experiment.
€€€€

>>6593525
>little kids loudly tell their parents I look like a kpop idol

>being ethnic
>good

pick 1

>>6594417
I don't know that feel

>>6594192
she's just an outsider who's been meddling (to put it mildly)in my life since i was like 3 yrs old.
and no im not derk far from it
>>6594340
black parka
powder blue ocbd
black jeans
brown with floral print chukka/desert boots
i still remember the entire day lol

>>6595532
>brown with floral print chukka/desert boots

sounds cool, have you got pics and maybe even a W2C link?