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6566003 No.6566003 [Reply] [Original]

What to do if you're a guy and have wide hips?

>> No.6566011

become a trap

>> No.6566008

get a bigger chest/shoulders.

hips equal to chest is athletic mode.

>> No.6566007

kill yourself

>> No.6566009

>>6566003
Work towards having wider shoulders

>> No.6566016

Work your core, lats, delts, and quads; don't wear long shirts or tight pants, don't let anyone see you naked.

>> No.6566015

>>6566003
seppuku

>> No.6566026

>>6566011
dissu

>> No.6566031

>yfw they fuck

>> No.6566036

Swim

>> No.6566171

My boyfriend's hips are as wide as mine and they're sexy as fuck, don't sweat it OP

>> No.6566182

Don't wear tight shirts and pants.

Any sweatshirt/hoodie/outerwear basically hides it completely.

>> No.6566188

>tfw 34'' chest
>tfw my hips are wider than my chest

>> No.6566191

>>6566171
implying op wants to bang a fat hambeast like you

>> No.6566193

>>6566188
wut.

pant size?

>> No.6566195

where are the hips anyway? is it around belly button or genital area?

>> No.6566199

>>6566003
I don't really have larger hips but I definitely have curves. It fucking sucks. I can't even be a trap since I'm too tall and too built

>> No.6566203

>>6566193
29/30

>> No.6566207

>>6566003
Kill yourself. Also double kill yourself if you're a manlet.

brb, double killing myself

>> No.6566209
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6566209

I thank the good lord every day for my v taper.
OH W8 I MADE MY V TAPER.

>> No.6566225

>>6566203
doesn't that mean your hips are like 10cm narrower than your chest? unless you wear your pants below the waist

>> No.6566238
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6566238

>>6566188
same here
it's a good feel 4 me tho i love my booty

>> No.6566276

>>6566225
I just measured my hips for the first time and it's a 36''. Apparently my hips curve outwards below my waist ;_;

>> No.6566281

>>6566276
How tall are you?

>> No.6566290

>>6566281
5''9 (175cm)

>> No.6566291
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6566291

33 chest
36.5 hips

ooooh boy time to woo the bitches with my ass

>> No.6566311

Those chests seem small. I'm 6'2" 46 inch chest, 34 inch waist.

>> No.6566316

>>6566311
there girliebois m8 :3

>> No.6566318

>>6566011
Now imaging yourself a the doctor's office trying to get the sex change operation done.
>"Now anon, we need to you to list the reasons why you would like to become a transgender individual."
>"Well you see doc, it's because I was told on a fashion website that I should become a trap because I have large hips."
>" ... "

>> No.6566331

>>6566318
"...pls be in london."

>> No.6566356

>>6566182
How do you avoid too tight without going overboard and getting baggy?

>> No.6566386

>>6566311
Just think Street Fighter. Congratulations on winning the genetic lottery dude, you're Balrog or Haggar or whatever. These guys with bigger hips than chest are Poison.

>> No.6566425

The first thing to do would be to cut down your fat
I have wide hips. It's not the most aesthetic but it really isn't that bad and once I've seen what it looks like when there's muscle, and that really doesn't look to bad either

>> No.6566436
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6566436

It's really not the end of the world

>> No.6566442

>>6566436

Those guys have wide hips?

>> No.6566462

having small hips wont make you any less ugly

>> No.6566476

>>6566442
Yeah, lots of guys do. If you just work your chest and shoulders they won't be.

I mean, you will look kinda like a brick, but I guess you can live with that, right?

>> No.6566472

>>6566442
goslin was born 2 have babies

>> No.6566483 [DELETED] 

>>6566442
Gosling has wide hips
I couldn't care less about the other guy

>> No.6566487

I guess I just never paid attention to guys hips before

>> No.6566491

>>6566442
Gosling has wide hips with an athletic body
The other guy is only there because I didn't feel like cropping him out

>> No.6566496

How does gosling get those veins in his arms? I don't think I have them

>> No.6566518

>>6566496
you were born without veins bro sucks

>> No.6566533

>>6566496
working out, the more you do the more pronounced they become

>> No.6567376

>>6566003
kangaroomode, or constant anal sex, or kangaroomode + constant anal sex

>> No.6567387

>>6566436
what shirt is gosling wearing?
also do scoop necks only look good if you are really buff, or really skinny?

>> No.6567391

>>6566496
low body fat and more muscle in those areas

>> No.6567396
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6567396

As long as you dont look like this it is fine

>> No.6567425

>>6566496

>what is working out

let me guess, you believe that starving yourself will actually give you low body fat?

>> No.6569165

>>6567396
oh god this made me feel better somehow

>> No.6569297

>>6567396
alien from americano daddio

>> No.6569345
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6569345

pick things up and put them down

>> No.6569349

>>6569345
>this is what /fit/ actually thinks looks good

>> No.6569360
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6569360

>>6569349
>implying

>> No.6569420

>>6567396
that has to be a woman who took testosterone, it just has to be... right?

>> No.6569449

>>6569349

no it isn't

>> No.6569475

>>6569345
I feel bad for the guy, poor genetics are not a choice

>> No.6569490
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6569490

>>6569475

>> No.6569507

>>6569345
goddamn i remember his post
funniest shit ever

>> No.6569510

>>6567425
you mean a diet of cigarettes and black coffee wont get me that?

>> No.6569515

>>6569345
this nigga was on roids

>> No.6569676

>>6567387
Basically. Show some of that dat dere collarbone

>> No.6570580

>>6569420
its turnleft

kleinfelters syndrome or something

>> No.6572123
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6572123

So, I have disproportionately larger hips relative to the rest of my body (5.5 in larger than waist) and decided to start lifting to develop an upper body. Are there any specific exercises I should do or avoid so my hips don't stick out so much? I hear that I should work on my external obliques a lot so I don't turn out like this guy right here?

>> No.6572141

>>6572123

obliques and big shoulders

>> No.6574080

>>6566003

get aids tested

>> No.6574113

I can't find a picture of gosling with wide hips. Halp pls

>> No.6574169
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6574169

>>6574113

>> No.6574204

i hope moot ploughed that chick

>> No.6574235

>>6572123
if that's you in the pic then get those tats removed pronto