/fa/ - Fashion

because i am hideous

because i am not tall enough

mfw 5'8

Because Im mixed... and male

>>6541729

5'8'' master race...r-right guys?

>5'9''
>not handsome

>tfw no Simon dicksucking lips

i wish the lord would take me now

>6'5" and week cheekbones

because my alcoholism prevents me from having a flat stomach and I have a somewhat weak chin. I could workout and get a chin implant and probably be a model, though. 6'2'', thin bone structure, long legs, above average face, perfect mahogany hair, toned body (sans vodka gut)

but i am

>>6541687
There are so many attractive people on /fa/. A lot of guys here really do have potential. Hell, even some of the girls that have posted seem to have some potential.

>>6541815

post pic

>>6541829

>>6541753
>TFW you're too ugly to model and you're male height.
>That sickening, heinous feel where you are disgusted by your mere existence and all you can do is stare at yourself in the mirror until your self image is literally distorted.

>>6541835
Please have lots of children one day. These features are worthy of being passed down.

Because I have a prominent forehead, hairline recession, underbite and flat midface. Those are the only reasons. Everything else in my body is perfect.

>>6541827
No there aren't. Look at "what are you wearing today" threads. Full of asians and losers.

because i'm 5'9

>>6541746
kinda yes, kinda no.

>>6541716
>>6541729
>>6541746
>>6541894
ITT: delusional people

The real question is... why aren't you a model male yet?

>>6541925
oh and 6'3 masterrace reporting in.

Because I'm not attractive enough or tall enough?
the fuck kinda question is this

not tall enough

>>6541841
it's worse the other way around trust me

because i'm too lazy to go to open calls

b-but I am

>>6541945
It doesn't get much worse than this. But if you're telling the truth and you're right, God help you.

>>6541980
Just imagine being rather good looking but the fact that your legs are 5cm too short holding you back.

6'1 and not bad looking

but doubt I could model

>>6541989
Just get a short girl. All my friends are around five foot flat. There are a lot of short women out there.
>TFW I'm nine inches taller than my friends

>>6542010
I've got a gf
I thought you were talking about modelling..?

>mfw half nigger but still decent looking, 6'2, slim, prominent bone structure all around
>mfw no face

I consider myself like a 8/10 on the nigger scale, but even a 10/10 on nigger scale equates to 6/10 on every other race's scale. A man can dream...

>>6542049
post a picture

there are some black models

>>6542058
The most recent pic I have of myself was over a year ago. In that time I lost like 30 pounds and my face had gotten more definition. Went from 180 to 150ish, which was a bit skinnier than I wanted but eh. Might take one just to post.

>>6541894
If you are 5'9+ you can be a print/commercial model.

6'0-6'2" for runway though.

>tfw could be male muddle
>been offered by agencies
>said no
>did what I love and became an artist

Search my name up if you want "Joel Sammut"
The money im making now isnt as good, but I really do love it and im located in the most /fa/ city in my opinion(london).

Never goin back to America

>>6542224
picture of me for the people who are lazy to look up my name

>>6542232
you look basic to me, what agencies contacted you?

>>6542236
The big ones I can remember were soul artist managment from NY, and when I relocated to London I got contacted by storm model managment when they saw me open up my shop. The rest were small no names when I searched them up

honestly it's really hard to keep a 24 inch waist.

i'm 6'0 and 125lbs, but my measurements are stuck at 34-25-35. i don't see the point of trying if I'm not the industry standard.

>>6542232
you have a long face, FUCK...so it doesnt matter if your handsome or not, all you need is a long face to be muddle status?

I've been told by surprisingly attractive and trustworthy people I should be a model, but I'm not thin enough, and acne tablets stunted my growth to 5'11" when I was meant to be a projected 6'2"… Working on the slimming though.
I'd love to do some modelling for some local labels at Uni. That'd just be so flattering and fun.

>>6542299
post a picture,

>>6542299
>acne tablets stunted my growth to 5'11"
get the fuck out of my internet you retard

>>6542232
Whats with the awkward angle, post another picture

>>6542049

fuck of you self hating cunt

my jaw and teeth are shit tier. and even if i got them fixed i probably wouldn't be attractive enough. but i'd be significantly more attractive

baby I got dat balding

>>6542339
just search my name on googl

>>6542232

AHHAHAHA I REMEMBER YOU

You're actually Joel's mate who's jelly of him, i remember your crybaby post on here a couple of months back

>>6542049

>implying
>Adonis Bosso

>>6542236
Literally, the key to being a model is having a face that looks different, that way it makes you want to look at them.

That guy definitely looks different.

>>6542058
>inb4cutdathair
Already considering. Can't do much with it but don't wanna get a bland buzz. Need some kind of style that fits this hair type.

>>6542340
Not self hating though. There aren't many blacks (as far as I know) that are well known models.

>>6542384
He is glorious indeed.

>>6541869
If you've ever seen the post faces threads, you'd know the other anon is right.

>>6541687
*mole model

>>6542467
you got that tomato nose

>>6541687
I modeled, turned out I wasn't great at it, I quit and found something I did better.

>>6542467
Holy shit my webcam quality is worse than I thought. My bad.

>>6542484
Well aware. It's the first thing I notice in the mirror everyday. About the only thing I really wish I could change on my face. Nothing a nosejob can't fix I guess.

Because I am female, also acne.

>>6542467
>8/10
lol no

>>6542495

Don't. Take pride in your crazy nose my mulatto brother.

I did print modeling as a teenager. I was a manlet back then though, I'm tall now so I can try to do runway but I'm not interested.

Because I am short and ugly.

>>6542224
Do you ever post on /ic/?

>>6542510
>what is good lighting?

My features aren't that amazing but can easily be seen with that kind of lighting and my hair pulled back.

ITT guys that think be a male muddel will guarantee getting an influx of pussy.

because the majority are fags and disgusting people

also i do not want to wear make up like a slut

>>6542383


I also remember this

"everyone fell in love with him and he got the job in stead of me"

hahahaha that post was funny

I'm 2handsome

>>6542591
Why are you so bitter? `

>>6542383
AHAHAHA SHIT
IS HE REALLY POSING AS HIM NOW???
LOOOOSER

>>6542562
lmao um how new r u???

most ppl want 2 b a muddle 4 free garms

>>6542562
Lolwut.

You get shit pay and most people won't recognize you. I know some people who participated in last years Fashion Week in NYC, all they got was shitty pay and sometimes people would recognize them if they got lucky as they worked their regular jobs at starbucks. 5 of them sleep in the same ONE ROOM apartment. There's 3 beds, two sleep together on the same bed.

>>6542651
Then they should start acting like it.

>acne at 25
>round nose
>not pretty enough
>160 lbs.
>5'11"

It could always be worse, though. My acne is under control and now I need to get rid of my hyper pigmentation.