/fa/ - Fashion

>i fucked up a relationship with a grl who looked like cara and was equally as skinny
Just kill me now.

>I haven never ever met anyone who looks like my model crushes

>tfw have beautiful qt3.14parisian millionaire who always took care of me
>tfw break up with her after she moves back to paris and visit her for 3 weeks
>tfw I make bad decisions/
>tfw will probably never have an equal gf
hold me fit

>>6531772
>equal
>implying you're worth anything
lmao

>>6531780
Oh I know I'm worthless, I'm saying equal to her...

>tfw my gf looks unique but still modelesque
>tfw my gf is 5'10 and i'm 6'2
>tfw my gf wears alexander wang
>tfw we are very happy together

>Bein in 11th grade
>qt intelligent artistic grill asks me to go to her art exhibition
>don't go because smoking marijuanas instead
>say I'm sorry
>she says "Your not sorry, because you would have at least tried to go"
>still remember the exact scene to this day and occasionally look at her facebook to see what she's up to

literally depressed

>>6531941
Stop being happy. post pics of gf.

From the wise words ftom yeezus
LIVin IN THe PASt...
yOUR LOST!!!!
...
Drop out first day school nigga got cocaine to move

>>6531963
Holy shit that girl is going places

>>6531963
damn u goofed

post a pic of her

The memory makes me sick to my stomach
>>6531990
exhibition is the wrong word, it was a school sponsored art show
>>6532001
no

>>6531772
>>6531980
Hard to let it go when I talk to her like every day

>>6532019
By the reply she gave you she's a smart girl and would go to places
Stop with the weed anonkun it's fuckin up your reading skills

>>6531620
looks like matt>>6532001

>>6531772
pic related
did i goof?

>>6532082
looks like the mom from weeds

>>6532082
Meh
Again my standards are pretty fucked due to looking at models all day

>>6532082
this is the sort of woman i imagine sieg fucks

>>6532103
Ha
That's not how life works

>>6532082
You need to get that back dude. Opportunity of a lifetime lost, but don't lose hope. Always a chance you'll find someone equally pretty/affluent

>>6532096
Sadly...

OP, don't worry. She would have rejected you and you'd feel even more miserable. Everyone would laugh and bully you as well.

<<<<<: you will never get wild with your dick inside a girl who loves to Anime

oh wait yea i do lol later nerds ~skuhdoosh~

>>6532148
Holy shit so not jelly I don't even

>>6532096
who do you fuck joe

>>6532096
no, she's a class act

>>6532194
I wouldn't touch her
shes the kind of girl who lets strippers take shits on her

>>6532194
poundsignmotherfuckingWREKT

>>6532192
#shotsfired

>>6532205
siel couldn't get brain if he was a brain surgeon

>>6532208
So unfunny

>>6532212
who is a funny trip mr capital sage man

>>6532212
read it again

>>6532212
i know it's not funny. reality is a dry place.

>>6532192
ive masturbated over three thousand times

only one girl who isnt my mum or sister has seen my penis and she was nine years old

>>6532208
officer mario, do you have any facial hair? i just imagine that you have a beard and you're DROWNING in pussy

>>6531620
>tried to date closest thing to physical ideal I found
I'm proud of myself for trying.

>>6532221
i shave every 2 or 3 days sometimes more, rarely less.

>>6532225
>showing penis to sister
It's like I'm on /b/

>>6532234
u dum cunt... read it again u dum cunt

>>6532237
post pics of sister m8
take 1 for the team ;P :D

>>6532225
are you really shit at talking to girls or something?
you're not a bad looking guy and pretty fashionable

>>6532225
let's do nofap together
#sadboys can do this

>>6532237
hire a hooker
go for 200+ its worth the investment
sub-150 isn't a hooker its a junkie not worth it

>>6532227
me too man
me too

>>6532261
joe isn't good looking
you see his face a lot so you are accustomed to it

>>6532261
A-are you a gurl?
Y-you t-too

>>6532271
u just gave yourself away as an imposter

>>6532274
no
put your trip back on you slut

>>6532271
no

>>6532275
hi

>>6532305
gtfo

wait i'm the real slim shady

>>6532261

matt helders never leaves the house so has no female contact

>>6532242
i guess it cant do any harm

im probably only doing this cause im high on craze but w/e
posted my dad may as well post my sister too lmao

>>6532336
Ya
I will show my penis too if I was her brother
Great job

>>6532336

ur gonna regret this so much

but anyway i would def stick my fingers up her pussy she looks cute how old is she

does she like fashion

u ever jerk off to her>??

>>6532336
shes pretty qt
how old?
is she as effay as you?

>>6532336
do you honestly think I'm not gonna whip out my dick and jizz all over a printed pic of this and upload it

>>6532336
U should be SO nailing dat ass every night son

>>6532342
nah m8, print off his baby pic

>>6532336

lmao @ shitstorm

>>6532336
If that isnt a five head if I ever saw one

>>6532336
>that boyish face
I will rape her lips and jizz in her cereal every morning

>>6532336

post mum now lol

btw why do you take craze so late?

is craze good? i hate my muscle pharm assault it sucks

>>6532336

>>6532345
no i dont like incest surprisingly

its like i know i would if i didnt have a sister

>>6532353
runs in the fam m8 i just cover mine up lol

>>6532346
she wears cheaper shit than me on the whole but is more *~*fahionable*~*


>>6532360
2:55 am isnt late to me

>>6532360
i actually really wanna see his mum
#boner

>>6532370
fuck why does the good shit always happen on /fa/ when I'm about to sleep

>>6532360
and yeah man craze is the fucking shit so long as you dont take it too much and become tolerant

>>6532346
turned 15 in may

>>6532384
>being british
KILL YOURSELF OLD WORLD PHILISTINE!!one1

>>6532381
>15
>that much makeup
She sucked dick and whole other stuff with her classm8/s

>>6532390
pls m8
so hurtful

>>6532381
>15
fuck ur gona hav 2 fite off pedos with ur muscles m8
>>6532361
lel

cant w8 2 c how this thread turns out in the morning
goodnight /fa/ :3

>>6532391
runs in the family m9

>>6532405
stop pretending to be me

>>6532405
post mom

>>6532402
jk i luv ur history ;*

>>6532407
What a fag
How can you sleep without getting sauce on mum
>sleeping while still having a boner

>>6532336
wooww sick fuckin chick brah

bet she fucks like a race horse srs brah ++

no reds (SRS)

>>6532416
you first

>>6532381

so hot

have u ever caught her bating

has she had a boyfriend?

man if she was my sister i would fuck her

>>6532414
its 3 am and i hav 2 be up at 7:30 for work
:/

LEL
These fuckin comments

>>6532431
lol u fuked up mattie

>>6532424
can i fuck you

>>6532431

yea ok

>>6532431
time 2 get a new trip

>>6532440

>>6532431
#tripsuicide yeah

>>6532431
yikes

>>6532446
>>6532440
nope

>>6532446
its two n's not an m retard
i did it on another board

mum

>>6532434
>>6532436
>>6532440
>>6532444
>>6532445

you guys are idiots>>6532446

>>6532455
Hggghhhhhhhhhhh
I see where it all comes from

>>6532457
says the guy who's still trying it

>>6532336
Do you even pop one when your near your sister
Then she hugs you and it rubs onto your stomach

>>6532461
gorsh

te$$t

>>6532424
she hasnt had a boyfriend yet no (thankfully lol)

im not sure if ive caught her bating but a few months ago i went into her room to get the laptop charger and she was in bed (it was pretty late like 12) and when i came in she pulled the covers like acorss herself really quick and she was super flushed and seemed like stunned and shaky so one has to wonder

so yeah

>>6532470
>>6532445
>>6532446
>>6532448
>>6532449
>>6532431
>>6532434
>>6532436
>>6532440
jesus what the fuck

this is me

note the trip is not bold like the guy who is copying it into the namefield

>>6532464
I usually flip my boner up and hold it with my waistband. I freaking blew a huge frothy load into my bellybutton yesterday when she did tho 8^)

>>6532472
>my boner
You knew you sick fuck
You smelt it didn't you and couldn't help yourself
You nasty faggot you

>>6532477
i fooled them i put a fake one in the email field im so smart

i'lll do it next time too

god bless

>>6532477
post mother plss

>>6532494
#cunning #tricky

>>6532273
whats yo type, nigga

>tfw you are lelders and you haven't stuck it in your hot sister when your parents were away

>>6532478
post mom

>>6532519
post mom

>>6532517
>>6532273
>>6532227
wow man u are so sad to do something like this

wow

>>6532512
#nefarious #heinous

>>6532517
slim, thigh waist with a big dick

>>6532082

I'm in Paris nigga, tell me her name. I'll hit on her.


Anyway, the day I meet a girl who looks like Emily Rudd or even better, Barbara Palvin. I swear to god that even if she's in lvoe with someone else, I'll do everything to get her. Everything.

>>6532532
misinterpreted the post, folly on my part

>>6532545
good luck with the /d/ game

im going bed now matt im going to jerk it to ur sister but im jerking it in your pov, so you sneaking into her room and going under the covers and sliding it in her.

>>6532560
Is she above average in France or is this the standard?

>>6532577
>be me
>be leldering
>the aformentioned set of events repeated on another night but this time something better
>i drop the charger
>close the door and lock it
>I begin to take off my shirt exposing my pasty skin and pink nips
>remove my jorts exposing my hairy ass legs
>"what's the matter sis?"
>she replies "Get out b.bro!?"
>at this point im throbbing and precumming all over the hardwood floor
>I begin to approach her

>>6532225
>ive masturbated over three thousand times

Are you kidding me? That's nothing.

>>6532560
>everything

will u go back in time and protect mah niggu Hitlur?
if so, the gurl is yurs

>>6532579

Well if you're just speaking in a matter of appareance. Well she's kind of average/cute.
You know the kind of girl that you would date seriously bu not brag about it. I won't hide it too but yeah she's like a 7.
8 if she got dat ass.

But no, she's definitely not the standars. Forget what you know about Parisian girls. There a lot of cutie but not the kind of girls you see in clichés movie or media.

>>6532599
i onyl just turned 18 tho

>>6532604
>18
>didn't fuk your sister
Pleb

>>6532577
okay

are you wearing one of my fits in your fantasy? are you me?

"WERe you just fingering yourself sis?? Lel what a fuccgal"

>this thread

>>6532604
When did you start?

>>6532661
not sure exaclty

quite a while before i started producing cum tho
pretty early

>>6532664
how does your sister dress matt

>>6532668
worse than me

>>6532672
holy shit its berry

>>6532672
pls be in london

>>6532672

Give me her number

>>6532674
except with no cheekbone definition lmao

>>6532681
berry draws her cheekbones on though

seriously though

>>6532681
She's only 15 doe

>>6532672
brb landing a Boeing 7 on her forehead

Post sis body

>>6532603
if she's average plz post pics of all the hotties you hook up with

>>6532672
she wearing so much make up it looks like a mask is put over her face... don't see the appeal. underneath could be a face full of red blister acne.

>>6532672
yo matt you still cutting? how's it going

>>6533164
ye mate

feels good losing that face fat

>>6532203

>>6533258
he destroyed that pussy

>>6533180
what's yo diet and routine?

>>6533298
diet is just around 1500 cals and ~145g protein per day, and 45-55g fats

routine is this (no leg day cause my legs are big enough as it is, if i trained them theyd get too big quick)

A mon - back and bi's

Bent-over barbell row : 4x10
Plate upright row : 4x12-15
Alternate hammer curl : 3x10
chin up : 4xf


B tue - chest and tris

Incline bench press : 4x6
Flat bench press : 4x6
dumbbell Chest flyes: 3x12
Tricep Extensions : 3x12


C thur - shoulders

Seated barbell press : 4x6
dumbbell side lateral raise : 3x12
dumbbell rear lateral raise : 3x12

D fri - deadlift

Deadlift 4x6

>>6533278
More like she destroyed that dick.

>>6533323

Fa trip.
1500 cals.
eat more faggot

>>6533337
im cutting tho

>>6533323
thank you yung lelders

one thing, how in the world do you keep track and count all of those calories? and protein?

you dont exactly know how much protein in in the cafeteria pinto beans?

what no cardio, you're cutting by lifting and dieting alone?

much appreciated matt

>>6533354
np

estimate but if its eating at home then myfitnesspal.com

and yeah fuck cardio

>>6531620
>Bambi Northwood-Blyth
>>6531633
>Cara
You saved yourselves.

>>6533392
matty soon fucking will b ur cardio bb xoxo

>>6533454
please be in manchester

>I never made this move on a girl in High School that everyone wanted to fuck but I had a chance
>she is now a fat cunt with 2 kids

Thanks

>>6533466
if i travel there ill hit u up

>>6533625
nice one

>>6533258
oh fuck. guess he forgot about that slag.

>>6531620
>fucked a girl that looked like daphne one time
>cant even get /fa/ cred for it cause you fags dont even like daphne

>>6533806
pump it and dump it thats what my man siegs all about

>>6533808

>fucked a girl that looked like daphne one time

chances are she was just ugly as sin m90

>>6532225
did that happen recently or were you 9 too???

>>6533816
i mis typed it

i meant to say the only girl who isnt my mum or sister who was seen my dick was nine years old

and yeah i was too she showed it me

>>6532689

LOl so true

>>6532082
Very much so.
But Mediterranean girls are my thing,

>>6535287
What like pirates?

>>6535296
lel