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Let's make up cringeworthy trends!

>Grunge Ninja
>90s revival meets Goofnigger
>Key pieces are monochrome plaid shirts like pic related, combat boots instead of sneakers and much gray instead of black and white
>Pieces are made from easily ripped fabric in strategic places so you can have the individual rips and tears that are the hallmark of a true Grunger!

>Cowboys and Indians
>Revival of the urban cowboy trend of the late 80s, early 90s
>Key pieces are cowboy boots and hats for men, moccasins for women. Also, denim everywhere. Everything has aztec ornaments for that southwest mexican touch.
>Don't forget to buy our shrink to fit denim jackets and unisex feather ronaments for your long tresses!

Your turn.

>> No.6454517

>Hypedad
>Mix of swaggot fashion and dadcore
>Enjoy our pre-faded ties and printed suits!
>You now imagine guys in black suits with "YOLO" printed on the back of the jacket, suit pants that are low rise and don't touch their ankles, and sneakers that have been designed to look vaguely like dress shoes.
>Also, bow ties.

>> No.6454519
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6454519

Gothninja.
Wear clothes which look shit and get called fuccboi by women in their 50's.
Act as if you know everything about high end fashion and have a plaque in your kitchen dedicated to Rick Simons.

>> No.6454520

fuck off with this shit

>> No.6454525

>>6454519
lel, I like the pic.

>> No.6454544

>The Hick Chic
>Short revival of the early 2000s workwear hipsters, but much more mainstream
>Raf Simons and Dick Ovens now make wifebeaters and denim overalls
>It's fashionable to run around with plastic guns for kids
>Tattoos and the mullet have a revival
>Ushers in a new era of laissez faire in fashion because you can basically wear any ratty old thing you like
>Trend ends apruptly after around 2 years when someone starts finding it racist

>> No.6454552

goof nigger is a pretty terrible trend

>> No.6454555

goth ninja

>> No.6454568

>>6454519
lol this

>> No.6455332

Actually like the idea of grunge ninja

>> No.6455367

Fuccboi chic
> levis, Zara, h&m, topman trousers
>asos button shirt
> janoskis chucks and desert boots
>elitist attitude towards fashion

>> No.6455386

>>6455367
Can someone please explain what fuccboi means?

>> No.6455400

>>6455386

here's the spectrum

dadcore------fuccboi-----streetwear--------gothninja

>> No.6455418

>>6455386
read the sticky you fuccboi

>> No.6455464

>>6455367
>basic chic
ftfy

>> No.6455696

w2c grungeninja fits
pls rspnd

>> No.6455739

>>6455367
Thats literally me.

>> No.6455740
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6455740

>>6454503
both of those were actually trends

see: number (n)ine

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6455754

>>6455696
number (n)ine

here have some more

>> No.6455758

>>6455754
>>6455740

Dat aheiad of them tiem japanese schwag

>> No.6455771

>>6454519
>mastermind x levis suit

>> No.6455782

>>6454519
Dem fits are so nextlevel i'm not even kiddin
im tellin u sawn

>> No.6455789
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6455789

>>6455758
the japanese have always been at least 10 years ahead of the game. where are the new jacks tho that's what im wondering

>tfw 2003 undercover

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6455791

Le Classy Gentleninja

>black leather fedoras
>anti fit t shirts with atheist quotes
>drapery trench coats
>big round sunglasses
>overdesigned trainers
>skinny stone wash jeans
>military inspired velcro boots
>velvet capes
>dark canes

>> No.6455810

>>6455791
am I the only one who see's owens doing this at some point?

>> No.6455818

>>6455810
it was fw 1999 son
get with dem tiems nigga

>> No.6455815

>>6455810

spinning around in a hula hoop? yes

>> No.6455820

>>6455791
would wear

>> No.6455832

that cowboys and indians just sounds like your typical raw denim wearing pleb

>> No.6455834
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6455834

What is up with all this ninja shit, please be a joke!

>> No.6455844

>>6455834
what ninja shit? did you read the OP?

>make up cringeworthy trends
>MAKE UP