/fa/ - Fashion

there's already 2 goddamn feel threads

>25yrs
>5ft 8"

Will never be tall enough to please

thin dick and small balls

nothing else

scrawny as fuck

clothes drape nicely but i'm afraid to take them off.

My boob-to-ass ratio is off balance. Flat up top, well endowed back-there.

skin

>>6441021
THAT'S BETTER THAN THE OTHER WAY

BIG TITTIES AND NO ASS= WHITE TRASH

EMBRACE YOUR HEALTHY SPINE

puffy nipples even though I'm very muscular :(

my neocortex

my long neck

fuck me

>>6441021
THIS GUY >>6441185
>>6441185
>>6441185
>>6441185

SPEAKS THE TRYTH

>>6441218
THANKS BRO


CAN I GET A HELL YEA FOR A GIRL WIT A FAT ASS AND SMALL TITTIES

>>6441005
i'm 5' 11" and weigh 125 lbs, do i win?
i'm trying to get pecs i already have a decent six pack

my acne. its not that bad but my complection from years of hormonal abuse is beyond repair. I can see people looking at them during conversation almost constantly.

>>6441021
Psshh. Nothing wrong with that.

When I hang out with friend's I've known forever an still can't talk so I just sit there quietly while they talk to each other about people i don't know. The worst part is they invite me so I'm sure they want me to get better.

>>6441268
those aint small titties

>>6440937
my face

any time I wear new clothes outside

>>6441351
first pic on hand my b

>>6441268

Fuck off fag, tits >>>>>>>>>>>>> ass. ANY day.

>get mad

>>6441409
lol what

no

why

>>6441409
you serious mate? that's not even attractive. my girlfriend has b-cups and dat ass, you jelly yet?

I think I look fine.
I hate my personality.
People try to talk to me and I am completely unable to talk back.

>>6441268
Tits > ass


Also...What the fuck, mod?

>>6441425
sfw board you stupid retard

a fresh haircut

I think my acne problem is on its way out. I can cope with the acne marks, it's just the red bumps that kill me.

One thing that I hate about my acne is its untimeliness. I had such clear skin during adolescence and my high school years. We're talking about pretty, radiant skin.

And then as soon as I entered college my skin was all like, "Fuck you, bitch. We pimply now!" I'm surprised I was able to date anybody during my freshman year.

Aside from my pockmarked face, I don't give two shits about anything else. Maybe I need to find a better workout regimen and a new hobby, but that's about it.

>>6441439

mods actually enforce this now? stop snitching because you saw a pair of tits fag

>>6441495
>snitching

what are you 12

>>6441021
Pics and we'll judge how self concious you should be

my acne man, its killin my confidence.

Acne, skinny chicken legs, shitty facial hair, scrawny body type all around.

>>6441283
No because I am 5'11" and 117lbs

>>6441817
touche

>>6440937
small man tits
slight belly
carrot legs
dont think my glasses match my head shape
small eyes
meaty nose
weird acne scar like thing on my upper arm

>>6441449
HOLY FUCK are you me?
I dont even get how this happened people usually have acne during their teen years but for some reason a month after my 18th birthday i was graced with the gift of acne. Its pretty much gone now but I panic when i get a pimple or two on my forehead thinking its all going to come back again

big front teeth
weak chin and receding jaw
slight pudge
reddish skin on face
nostrils a bit too big
eyebrows are too light
cellulite
dark circles

i'm so critical of myself

it's acne. my acne just kills me. i had some cleaning treatment done today and i feel like the whole thing was a clever ruse because all they did was pop my pimples and rub my face raw with a million different oils

now my face looks like the god of acne shit all over it and i'm even more self-concious

>>6440937
I've got a scar right on the tip of my nose from a burn. Hold me, /fa/

bug eyes
forehead slope
big nose

>>6441892
the worst part is that I look like a solid 7 if I cover it with my finger, and
>6'2 140lbs
>31 waist
>good jaw and hair

I hate myself :/

Moles on my face- not even really that bad but im self conscious as fuck about it. It's either moles or a larger scar if i have them removed- not sure what to do.

Big mole on my forehead, short Asian tier cause I'm Asian, fucking oily skin, big nose, acne, posture is horrible.

used to be my nose. but ive come to love myself bc i am no longer a faggot.

motherfuckin stretch marks all over my ass even though ive never been fat

>>6442279
i feel u

tfw never have flawless beach booty

>>6442279
>>6442346
apply bio oil

>>6442349
Did you buy a Norse Projects aardal blazer?

my nigga lips

>backne
>nose

>>6442355
no
why would u think that

>>6442362
I don't know

5'9 (not tall enough to look good in clothes for skinny guys)

no muscle (weak af)

i have a bump in my nose and from that bump down to my nostrils my nose slants to one side.

one side of my lips is bigger than the other side

my eyes are asymmetrical. the outwards corner of one eye droops slightly and looks more tired and closed than the other one.

i have three moles on my face. one big one on my left upper lip, and two small ones in a vertical line on my cheek.

i'm pretty sure i'm anorexic, but not a good anorexic like you guys love.

from the side my face looks terrible

i appear to have a significant overbite

my nose is way too long and makes me look ridiculous

my hairline is disgusting. the hair on the side of my head has receded back to almost my ears. i have a widows peak with very deep recessions where i would part my hair from the left or right.

on the back of my neck my hair grows down one side, creating a rat-tail.

i have bad backne that has traveled to my upper arms and neck.

i think my hands are too small.

i think my leg hair is repulsive.

smiling.

my hair is brown. i wish it was black or dirty blonde, but i don't want to dye it (muh no poo)

in every article of clothing i wear i feel incredibly insecure in it, like everyone is staring.

i take weeks to wear a new shirt/sweater/etc

i have no friends, which makes me feel incredibly alone at times, knowing there's no one to lean on. except you /fa/.

>>6440941
there's never enough feels on /fa/

>>6442372

>5'9 (not tall enough to look good in clothes for skinny guys)

5'9" is a perf. height because you can buy XS and it'll fit v.well

>>6442279
Same- so weird, im skinny and have quite a small ass so ive no idea how it happened. Admittedly the amount of hair on my ass is more worrisome than the stretch marks.
>>6442349
Thank you based uuuhhhh

>>6442378
I'm 5'8 and Small is the only thing i fit in . M is baggy and XS is too tight :c

5'11 180lbs, need to lose 20-25 lbs or at least turn it to muscle

bad jawline from the side, good from the front

big forehead, bad hairline

nipples are a little puffy

Dick is a major grower not a shower, feel like I would be laughed at until hard

>>6442401
I know exactly that feel, bro

Ya'll are reasonably attractive people with most likely active lives, creative minds and a awful shit bad self-esteem.

Should walk in the shoes of a dude past 300lbs.
I'm just sayin those cats have it shitty.

>>6442372
>>6442372
we are the same people

Lipomastia/puffy nips/ gyno makes my nipples visible through some t shirts ;_;

>>6442407
r u mE?
:'[

>growing up as a kid everybody tells u w0w annon u r so tall ur gunna go up so big :))))
>only 6ft

>slowly receding acne, general redness on some parts of face

>i sweat real easily, when I exercise after 20 min I am usually drenched in sweat even if I've drank half a liter of water in that time and can start to sweat just sitting in a slightly hot area

>been almost auschwitz mode, now pushing skinnyfat, no matter what still fat on cheeks, rest of bodyfat goes on ass

I'm self conscious because my masculine silhouette doesn't match my shirtless body

>>6441449
Yeah what the fuck, my 19th year was my most acneridden year and now it's subsiding at 20 y/o.

i have a moderate underbite, not huge but large enough.
the worst thing about an underbite is that unlike an overbite, it actually makes you look pretentious, like you're in some sort of perpetual snooty contemplation about everything. ive lived my whole life dealing with people thinking that i think i know everything. its incredibly hard to socialize and im always self conscious on an almost subconscious level.
and then theres the horrible acne and scarring.
aside from that i actually like my face. i actually made out with some random girl at a club last week, i get compliments on my eyes and my face has no weak shape to it. maybe thats why i still get away with women here and there. like im an attractive guy with a few fucked up and hopefully correctable features.
i still walk and talk with more confidence than most people but its taken some serious effort to not be a total hermit. i intend on saving up, going to an orthodontist and a dermatologist and seeing what can be done, and maybe from there i can live a normal life.

>>6440937

Existing.

>>6442476
>>6442476
>only 6ft
I hate you.Yeah I understand everyone strives for perfection and being the best but fuck. And all your other shit can be worked on with diet/exercise and skincare treatments.

I've got mid to long-ish hair, think of the band Smith Westerns.

However, its all really snaggy and broken now, and I have to wash/condition it daily or it looks like utter shit, especially as at my hairline/sides of my head the hair is really short, again refer to broken hair.

I'd like to get a haircut pretty short but some girls enjoy my hair, and I don't have an amazing hairline (I've not got a huge forehead or anything, just I have a U shaped hairline-ish instead of flat etc.

What do /fa/?

>my skin
>my hair
>my clothes
>my age
>my tits
>questions about my lifestyle

>>6443067

Man, I know that underbite feel. Luckily I have a fairly strong jawline, so the moderate underbite isn't the worst part.

Haven't come across the "pretentiosness remark" though. People always tell me how I look like a "real man", even though I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

Just relax man, a minor overbite is worse than a minor underbite (via no jaw vs fairly big jaw). Remember, all Habsburg monarchs had an underbite and they did pretty allright for themselves. Unless you're a woman, in that case an underbite sucks.

Pic related, look at that motherfucker. Ruling an empire like it aint no thang.

>>6440937
cogito ergo sum

i got no/very little acne on my face

but FUCK this BACK ACNE BULLSHIT is driving me MAD. How fucking HARD do you want me to scrub in the shower??? And it's not even inflamation/pimples I get, it's these annoying hyperpigmented spots/blackheads. And I'm, going on a beach vacation in a week. I don't know what to do, I want to fade them/make the inflamed ones less red/make the blackheads go away.

I also have very disgusting keratosis pilaris on my upper arms, so even my skinny arms don't look /fa/. Apparently there is no cure.

Bit of eczema but hey I'm treating with steroids so it's subsiding

>>6443184
Go kill yourself you ungrateful fucking cunt.

>>6443148
less c em bby B)))))

>>6443205
You don't know what keratosis pilaris looks like, do you?

>4 inch penis
>5"9
>chubby because I let myself go
>hair looks like shit
>forward neck posture

I only had the penis to worry about 2 months ago. Now look what has happened. Fuck.

5'7 and 112 pounds
boobs are too big
bad case of cellulite
weird teeth

>5'7''
>wide hips
>lazy eye(mostly unnoticable, thank god)

>>6443227
R u a grill?

>>6443224
>4inch
you shouldnt really call that a penis

>>6443237
thom yorke?

>5'7
>small distance between eyes
>roman nose with a bigass bump in the middle
>6inch penis

>>6443249
>6 inch penis

>tfw because you're average, you'll never win girls by your sexual prowess alone.

>>6443237
I'm you except 5'8.

>>6440937
being 5'9 isnt great and ive realised id look a lot better if my nose was a little different but that isnt something im actually insecure about

other than that theres nothing except the fact im pretty fat atm but im cutting and have lost 3 pounds in a week and will keep losing 2 a week so ill be lean in 2 months

shit I never knew I had a statistically large penis

wow that's p cool

>>6443266
>other than that theres nothing except the fact im pretty fat atm but im cutting and have lost 3 pounds in a week and will keep losing 2 a week so ill be lean in 2 months

And then you will be yung lean

i guess im self consious that im still a virgin
but 18 isnt too bad right?

>>6443295
if you are virgin at 18 you will probably carry it well into your 20s unless you do something about it asap

>>6443295
Either lower your standards or improve your game/personality & looks. Or do both for maximum puzzies.

protip: always be decisive and take the initiative, don't let a "no" get you down.

I'm 6 feet 2, long and normal thickness penis, but very thin. My chest looks horrible.

Terrible posture so my ass sticks out.
Always sit or stand awkward in general.
Never know what to do with hair.
Teeth are getting yellow and I brush them twice a day.
Acne is bad.
Sometimes even the sound of my own voice pissed me off.

>>6443295
im also just kinda upset cause i had quite a few opportunities this weekend but i straight up told a girl no like several times. it was cause i wanted to hook up with her friend and i thought it was the right thing to do but in reality i think i should have just fucked the first one then she would have left me a lone so i could fuck the second
and now im just thinking that i just have the mentality of a complete beta fool

>>6441883
go do those monthly for half a year and it will get better

>>6440937
>my forehead
>the fact that im only fucking 165cm
>Knees that go inwards

>>6440937
it would be easier to ask what doesn't make me self conscious. Then the answer would be "I don't know".

>>6443457
How the fuck can knees go inwards ?

I'm sorry but I can't visualize that

>>6443660
Knocked knees.

>>6442441
all that does is makes me feel worse, knowing that someone else suffers from my feels

If I bend over, not even all the way (like when tying my shoe, for example) loads of blood rushes to my head and it goes red as fuck, and takes several seconds to go back to normal when I stand up. I probably have poor circulation but I exercise regularly and all that. Still it's hella embarassing

To be completely honest, my vaginal area.
Guys seem to be so picky with the how it looks and the layout of what a vagina looks like that the fact that I have a semi-large labia that sticks out makes me feel self concious that whenever I finally bed someone they'll be disgusted/turned off by it.

>>6444453
pls be in london

>>6444453

tbh guys expect vaginas to be disgusting, they're pretty icky organs by default. You can also get labia reduction surgery though if you really think they're bad

>>6442436
dis guy rite hear

I'm missing my left forearm. I've got scars all over my body. And I've got a brutish face (which some would call "ugly"). I look pretty rough all over.

At least I've got stories to tell.

Wow and I thought I was bad. My acne doesn't bother me all that much because it's moderate. My height bothers me, but then I stop caring. The only thing that bothers me daily is whether people can tell I'm rolling or not.

>>6444472
don't those like make them less sensitive though/not sensitive at all

I'm like a fucking satyr from the waist down. Makes me nervouse to do anything with a girl.

>18 and 5'6
>acne scars + redness ( gets noticeable is certain lighting)

At least my skin is starting to heal

>>6444706
> 5'6
I'd make you my girl bby, please be in london

>>6443349
are you me? my brother

i have really narrow shoulders
my hairline is slowly receding at the temples but it's just kind of halfway there and i want the temple hair to just fucking go away already so i can get a proper haircut, there's no thinning anywhere else and given family history there probably won't be so idgaf
my scrotum's kind of tight around my balls, i'm not insecure about it but it sort of kills my groove sometimes, i think it's because i masturbate too roughly
that's about it as far as stuff i tend to think about a lot

>5ft 3"
>117 lbs

Browsing /fa/ makes me feel over weight because there are people taller than I am who weigh less, but then I look in the mirror and think I'm okay. But it gets to me sometimes.

>i guess it helps bring a grill but still

girl can mess with my head so damn easily even though i try to prove to myself they cant

>no one in my social circle knows I have a penis
>constantly paranoid that they know I'm trans and just haven't said anything about it
>also boners when wearing a skirt

IT AINT EASY

>>6445948
you are a good weight :)

>>6445970
post pic pls

So basically I went from 210 lbs to 150 in a few months during a summer in high school (btw 5'11). I felt healthier, but I still have gyno, stretch marks, and extra skin. Currently at 145lbs and working out a ton and never exceeding 1500 calories a day. It feels like I'm never going to stop being a skinny fat baby face teen who can't grow a beard.

i dont like my nose....im the guy on the right.....

>>6445970
do the tuck under the waistband thing with your cock pointing up, boner hidden.jpg

>shitty teeth
>birthmark on face
>6'6'' but have average sized penis

that's about it really

>>6446094
Don't you mean left?

Nothing wrong with your nose you're plenty hot.

5'10" but few spine issues due to awful posture and whatnot
have potential to reach 5'11"-6ft if i actually start stretching regime and proper exercise
>implying i will

>>6446120
ya i meant left i was remember the pic irl and i was the the right of her in the photo confusing lol

and thank you, i mean this kinda is a flaterring picture and was when i was in highschool im 22 now about to be 23

>5'10 manlet status because all my friends are like 6'2
>Scars on left side of my face from ice hockey
> one eyebrow is slightly lower than one and it's not at all noticeable except to me but it pisses me off
>5.9 inch penis tfw below average

>>6446161
CUT YOUR HAIR LIKE >>6446094 AGAIN

AND LOSE WEIGHT

STOP WASTING YOUR POTENTIAL

1/10 APPLY YOURSELF

>>6446214
Can you read idiot? The first pic is now the second was then

>>6446221
You did a terrible job of explaining that
simply terrible

>>6446245
I'm not the guy, just a bystander

im not fat....but i do look like a pedo

>>6446285


you look like a try hard

>>6441190
isn't that something to do with zinc? Maybe testosterone or something, there's probably something you can do

>>6446291
idk what that means

6ft 1"
Dominant jaw line
140lbs muscular build
Thick dark brown hair
Blue eyes
Only let down
Big features like big nose and eyebrows...

>1.80m
>stutter
>had a lot of acne on my back and on my chest, and it turned into scars

besides that I'm self confident

Mboobs

being too good looking

>>6446331
I know that feel well... pic related

also:
>140lbs muscular build
>6ft 1"
wtf you talkin 'bout, nigga? 140 at 6'1" is hungry skeleton mode

>>6446331
>140lbs
>6'1
>muscular build

pick two

>>6446352
Muscular build does not mean he actually is muscular. 63kg is doable if its pure bulk.

>>6441883
Feel your pain.

tried accutane?
also diet is a big as fuck deal. No dairy.

>>6441883
You can get perscribed things for that

>>6440937
not being white

>5'11"
>Girls laugh at me wherever I go
>Jocks took my ball, hold it above their heads, I can't reach it
>Chinese people call me "short stuff"
>Not tall enough to reach the ceiling and tie a proper noose

>>6446640

smh

#brownbois we on dis

>had shit skin since I was 14, looked like pic related at its worst, except the red bumps had a longer radius (gross as fuck)
>took accutane when I was 17
>acne went away for two years
>it's coming back now
>i'm fucking 20 years old
>fuck

Acne is probably the fastest way to go from 10/10 to 6/10. How many people do you see on TV with shitty skin? NONE

I have brown eyes. I can tell that girls aren't interested in me because looking at my face is like staring into two unbleached anuses. They want to date people with blue/green eyes even if they're dicks.

I have pretty shitty hair.

I don't even have too much of a problem with how high the hairline is because I know there are plenty of guys, models even, who have no problem making their hair cover or compliment it.

The problem is that, while my hair, while not falling out, has always been on the thinner side, and I just can't find a way to make it work the way I want.

Fucking 5" 6
Corean
Awful haircut
Stretch marks on ass
Comp sci major

Just fucking kill me

>>6446679

use sea salt spray bruh

>>6446660
>>How many people do you see on TV with shitty skin? NONE

That's cause they wear tons of make-up and have lighting and camera angles to present them in the best possible way.

I have unusually red lips and pale skin. At times it looks a little like I'm wearing lipstick, and I'm worried some people will think I'm a fag.

>>6446676
no one has to know you are a compsci major
I know the feel of telling people though, they all think you are some stupid nerd who will be working a call center for minimum wage.

I have a weak jawline
My nose is a little larger than I'd like
My forehead is a bit too big/my hairline starts slightly too high
I think there's something off about my eyes but I can't put my finger on it (I look better in pictures if I cover my eyes with like my hand or whatever)

On a more temporary note I'm in the process of growing my HY out and it's at a real awkward phase where I have no idea what to do with it

Damn, that's about all I could come up with. Privilegeeee

terrible acne scars

scars on my inner thigh that look like cut scars

my back has really bad scars, one time someone saw them and called child protection

>>6446660
There's always Edward James Olmos with his terrible facial scars.

>>6446706
I just tell them I'm a psychology major so they stop asking for tech support.
Worst fucking part is that most of the people in the major have no idea what their major is about the first couple years. So many fucking spazs that want to make games or some bullshit.

>>6446695

I've heard argan, tea tree, and coconut oils were good, but I've never heard of sea salt spray. I'll look into it, thanks!

>>6446706
In my experience they all think you're going to be rich as fuck. Then again, this is at a school filled with people majoring in the humanities.

>>6446721
I considered saying I am psych but there are so many grills that take it they would all ask why they don't see me in class ever or ask for notes or someshit.

>>6446725
I sometimes get this, they ask if I am going to make the next angrybirds. Usually it does nothing for my game though.

>>6446738
>Usually it does nothing for my game though
Very true. I don't talk about it unless I'm asked. For how much money that the degree can bring in, our culture's perception of CS pigeonholes you into the scrawny white unathletic nerd stereotype. I'm a fucking athlete and I still have to deal with that.
>thanks le big bang theory

>>6446756
>scrawny white unathletic nerd stereotype
Well there are a lot of those people. But if you lack social skills in our field you'll never make it to upper management positions.

>>6446668
If it helps, I like guys with dark eyes (specifically brown) in comparison to blue/green/grey eyes. They feel more gentle and welcoming and instead of piercing into your soul they're reaching out and giving your soul a hug.

>>6446775
Upper management is boring though.
It's really nice to do no work and just have lunch on the company's dime, but there is little to keep you interested unless you like manipulating people. I moved down.

>>6446831
steve wozniak engineer for life brofist

Frankly though, I would rather get to upper management, earn a shitton of money, then retire and work on code that I want to work on.

>>6446831
Well upper management as in project leaders and stuff. It sounds pretty fun since you're in charge of a greater scope of a project rather a small portion if you're just a code monkey.

>>6446853
>steve wozniak engineer for life brofist
Wozniak sort of thing is usually the upper management positions I was talking about.

>>6446866
Perhaps you're thinking of Steve Jobs. Wozniak always preferred getting his hands dirties and not dealing with the business end of things, according to his autobiography at least.

polite sage

>>6446885
Project managers are still upper managerment. And Wozniak was definitely that. He was the one managing the various projects he was working on.
Upper management isn't just the business side of things, project managers are still part of it.

>>6446858
It all depends. Some places you are either a paper pusher or an engineer buttwiper as a PM. Some places are like you describe.
>>6446853
That works as well. The problem is once you are of that age it is difficult to keep up with the trends in technology and learn new things. Better to have your fun when you are young.

I'm not sure if I'm ugly or not and that makes me insecure.

>>6447290
i-i love you. me too anon.

>I have a stomach. Some days it looks fine and other days it's revolting. Jeans NEVER fit right.
>Have an afro.
>5'10" grill and "too tall" for most guys

Ugh, I'm so fugly.

>>6447522
>5'10 grill
bby u r perfect

>>6447522
>Have an afro

You wouldn't happen to be african-american would you? Not a lot of those browse /fa/

>>6447760
>african american

why

is every black person from the us now suddenly?

>>6447764
>AFRO
can u even read

I have neanderthal facial features

>>6441419
So?

Face>All

And b-cups + dat ass is most likely codeword for fat.

I doubt you are a millionaire or male model to get PlayBoy bunny proportions with thin waist.

>>6441892
I'm pretty sure you can have that scar fixed

>>6447799
aas only ones that can have afros, this just in

>>6446660
>10/10 to a 6/10
Believe me, if your acne is that bad, you are NOT a 6/10.

>>6443067
I have this, too. The teeth are straight, but slight underbite accompanied with big forehead makes me look neanderthal. Somehow though, it also makes me look very masculine, strong and dangerous.

That's good, because I'm a male and can play the bad boy game easily.

I must do 2 plastic surgeries to make the forehead smaller and get the jaws right, but that will feminize me a bit and I'm not sure I want that. My bite is even after the braces, so no problems there.

>>6447945
Cut him some slack, he already feels bad enough as it is.

>tfw red mole under nose above lip
does it cost money to have them cut it out

would rather have a huge fucking scar than a mole

I honestly have nothing

>tall
>pretty
>nice teeth
>"perfect" dick
>only get complements on my clothes

>>6443067
Can you post pic of your underbite? I want to see how bad is it. Do you still have normal teeth alignment or the lower teeth go forward?

Tall/prominent nose with slight curve. If only I was born with button nose like my mother. I would be swimmin in diq.

>>6441021

Same feel here. I'm A-cup/32 bust on top, and a 40"/size 9 booty. Swimsuit shopping and dress shopping are the worst.

I mean I could pick and pull apart everything about myself, but the thing that bothers me the most about myself is that inability to let go. And how aloof I am--I always put some distance between myself and other people.

>>6447971
I'd love to see a pic of your dick, please.

>>6448047
If yah got my snap I'll show you, fairy.

>5'6

I'm a guy btw

>underbite
>crooked upper teeth because got braces but never went to the dentist after that for two years
>flat feet
>ugly shape of head because i used to sleep with my head resting on the edge of the bed, the wood eventually deformed my head slightly
>cystic acne, scars on ass and upper back, face is relatively clean
>crooked nose, like that guy who gets posted here all the time with long hair
>too skinny
why do i even try

>Tits stretch out everything
>Make everything look slutty
>The only worthwhile bras are sixty-fucking-euros and hideous
>People keep telling me that shitty burlesque-inspired bullshit clothes would "look soooo good" on me, fucking peasants.

>social anxiety
Shit sucks. I get the racing heart/body tension/shifty eyes/breathing problems whenever I go out.

>>6448249
what are you worried about exactly?

>>6443067
You know your jaw will look weaker after your underbite is fixed? You probably only have the nice jawline because of the underbite.

The permanent dark bags under my eyes

>>6448226
That feel.

Want to be stick thin A cup,
No matter how much weight I loose, D breasts.
D isnt even that bad, I cannot imagine having a larger size.

Breasts are not /fa/

>>6448311
it's called concealer -- wear it.

>All of these acne children.

18yo's pls go

>>6448226
I hate burlesque fashion. Also rockybilly. It's the female fedora.

>tfw slightly big nose
>tfw short as fuck
>tfw assymetrical face
>tfw brown eyes
>tfw skinnyfat >MOOBS ;-;
>tfw weak brows
>tfw slightly shitty hairline
>tfw hair grows outwards in back of head and looks fucking retarded.

>>6448333
I am so familiar with this feel. I will never have that Freja Bena front drape in clothing.

I'm a G. Fuck this earth.

>>6448346
It has become so over-exaggerated and cartoonish that you immediately imagine that the person in it has a pathetic personality 98% of the time.

>>6448362
holy shit post pic? maybe you should just kill self

>>6448346
This, I know a girl who OBSESSES over 50s fashion/rockabilly and it's hideous. Just because she knows how to put rollers in she thinks she's some sort of star

>>6441021
The first girl i was in love and had sex with were like that. I think i've modelled my tastes after her, i'm also hugely into redheads.

My recent girlfriend had a sloppy ass and large breasts, i really didnt know what to do with them.

Also
>tfw long arms and legs, way too skinny no clothes fit me, i burn every calorie i eat its so hard to build muscle for me

>tfw lazy eye
>tfw afraid of photos
>tfw ugly lips
>tfw fucking ugly hands
>tfw small feet so I'll never make any shoes or sneakers look beautiful
>tfw neutral face is hideous

>>6448290
I got the same. It's not about being worried about something, it's about just being worried.

If i were worried about a specific person i would avoid him or do something about the situation, the problem is that it's basically every interaction with people. Literally every interaction, as in a person 100 meters away looks in my direction.

>>6446351
>Clenching jaw
>Pulling the lower jaw forward
>implying a real jawline

>>6440937
>Small hands/short fingers
>thin wrists/forearms
>5'8.5"
>lack of biceps/pects
>narrow abdomen

High metabolism means a fuck-ton of effort for minimal gains. At least I have skinny legs.

>>6448387
are u me

>>6448337

I would if I could find a shade that blends well with my tone.

>>6448387

>take picture
>look completely different to my actual self
>completely parallel and disconnect compared to mirror
>look like shit even though good looking in real life

>>6447290
>>6447476
I l-love you guys

>>6448472
iktf

my hands
>bite fingernails can't stop
>sausage fingers even though im not overweight
>a wart is appearing
>mfw

seeing my face in profile. i can't ever tell if everyone looks stupid in profile or if it's just me.

being underweight because I am an ectomorph, shitty haircut apart from that I'm 6"2 feels good bro

realised this morning ive been mouthbreathing p much my whole life oh my fucking god

I have a fucked deviated septum tho so I figure I'll get surgery for that asap and get that shit sorted

>the right side of my face
>if i look at myeslf from the left i look stunning
>rotate and look at self from other side and feel 1/10
w-what

>>6448552
>tfw one cheek is slightly more sunken than the other

>wide hips

>>6448549
Ew.

>>6448573
>i'm who you replied to and i also share this feel
>w-why /fa/

>>6443457
william?

I have a weak jaw, that's the biggest thing. It's not mouthbreather-tier receding or anything, but I still hate it

sometimes I hate my nose but it's probably fine

some days I feel my eyes are too close together but there's no way to fix that.

Other than that I feel fine. There are days where I feel really ugly, and if I had the money I'd get surgery, but for now I'm just tryna keep it cute

>Black
>5ft 10"
>Balding
>Fat
>Virgin

>>6440937
EVERYTHING

/thread

big nose and big nipples

>5'11.5 (6'0 when somebody ask)
>above average looking
>psychopath
>life is boring
>people are boring
>i want a dog so i see it grow and kill it when its old so i can feel like some kind of god

>>6444509
you're probably not here anymore, but I want to hear this fucking story

>>6450332
>>i want a dog so i see it grow and kill it when its old so i can feel like some kind of god

When you flawlessy position your hair and then you walk out of your Mercedes and the wind ruins it.

>>6450332
>that last line

>>6450332
I wish I could beat the piss out of you, you weird motherfucker.

Don't ever hurt animals.

>>6448472
>>6448249
>>6447290
these feels haunt me everyday

>>6450752
>don't EVUR hurt animalsss!!!
>but humans are ok :P :o
Congratulations, you're retarded.

>>6450765
No I'm not. You're a sick weirdo fuck if you hurt animals. I saw some fags fucking with a defenseless kitten at a pond and beat the shit out of one so bad the other kid just ran away.

My cat was ran over and crawled to my door from wherever he was hit with it's lower body completely paralyzed just to come back to me.

If animals don't like you odds are you are a dick. If you hurt animals for fun you're just fucked up.

>>6450839
Why so butthurt, fuccboi? I don't see you hurting over the babbys dying in Africa, yet a cat getting run over breaks your heart. What's wrong with you, zucchiniboi?

>>6442407

what the fuck, are you me?

>>6450839
No I'm not. You're a sick weirdo fuck if you hurt people. I saw some fags fucking with a defenseless child at a pond and beat the shit out of one so bad the other kid just ran away.

My son was ran over and crawled to my door from wherever he was hit with it's lower body completely paralyzed just to come back to me.

If people don't like you odds are you are a dick. If you hurt people for fun you're just fucked up.

>>6450839
>>6450868

I'm slightly bowl egged. Shit sucks.

my boobs are too big so whenever i try to wear sweaters it makes me look like my frame is huge since my head is tiny because of my pixie cut

>>6452408
>sweaters
>big boobs
You have my attention...
>pixie cut
THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL'S BACK

You sound perfect.

Legs are too big, specifically my thighs.
Face is a bit too round.
And I'm worried that my hair doesn't look good no matter what I do.

>>6450839
I'm sorry about your cat. I hope the vet was able to rehabilitate him well.

>>6452425
You're me from a year ago. I just embraced the legs and started squatting, and now my friends say I have "tree trunk legs."

Also weird M shaped hairline, so styling is a bitch. And bulking is making my face even more fat and round than usual.

>>6443262
>why would you need to if you aren't a complete autist
>6 inches is great in terms of pleasing grills

stretch marks on chest
skin dont always looks good on photos, specially at night

>balding

fucking knock knees. Why did my parents let me get fat as a fucking kid, for christs sake ma and pa when I was 10 and wanted mcdonalds everyday why did you say yes. lost 95 lbs so far have another 30 to go before I hit my goal of 160.

I'm a manlet.
Skinnyfat.
Weak.
Bad skin.
Bad teeth.
Receding hairline.
Uneven beard growth.
I dress like an autistic 15 year old.

getting critizised in waywt

>>6452896
I was right with you until
>I dress like an autistic 15 year old

>that feel when qt3.14 10/10 Korean girl compliments me on always dressing so well

im 5'8 and 18, but should get to 6ft.

really big legs all muscle, but my ass is just so big, fuck muh italian genetics.

muh nose. it looks like ive broken it before, which i have.

my smile, people say its good but i feel like its shiit and i think i have a lazy eye.


thats about it im mainly self concious about my legs and ass. (yes im guy)

>>6452948
>muh nose. it looks like ive broken it before, which i have.
>my smile, people say its good but i feel like its shiit and i think i have a lazy eye.
are you me?? also my legs are longer than my torso and im built like a girl so everything i wear makes me look like a faggot unless i wear longer shirts but then that also looks fucking stupid so i sag my jeans to compensate but that's also stupid

my nose

my eyebrows

stretch marks on my thighs even though I'm not fat

self-harm scars

you can clearly see my ribcage but I still have pleb-tier collarbones

chronic depression and mood swings but am not cute enough to pull it off

>>6441194
>neocortex
your what?

Captcha: this stealv

>>6448004
>Button noses

>>6448295
This, I had orthodontic work to fix my underbite (amongst other things) and whilst my profile improved, it came at the expense of my jaw.

>>6453261
there's probably no indent on his head, fix it

my nipples

>>6453438
post nipples

>>6446351

I WILL BREAK YOU

>>6452619
>6 inches is great in terms of pleasing grills
as compared to a 7" or 8"?
Stay delusional.

>>6455936
Grills can fuck 9x9 dildos, but instead, a lot of them choose real human penises. Why? Because there are more elements to pleasing a girl than dick size.

>>6455943
>there are more elements to pleasing a girl than dick size
Of which both you and the guy with a larger dick can learn. But he'll always have a larger dick.

>>6455936
>average vagina is like 4-6 inches deep

My boyfriend is 6.5" and if he was any bigger having sex would be more uncomfortable than it is exciting.

>>6450332

>>6455969
I'm not even the guy with the 6 incher, I'm just confirming that it hardly fucking matters in the long run.

>>6441300
Hormonal abuse? please explain, i have acne too and have just started taking accutane

ITT: normal looking people that are ridiculously self-conscious

Jesus guys, chill the fuck out. At the end of the day, no one will notice your flaws because the they will be way too preoccupied with their own.

>>6453299
>tfw button nose and my profile makes me look like a caveman

>>6448403
>>6448249

Holy shit this, and

>tfw no friends

self-perpetuating neuroses are wonderful, but I'm starting not to mind the solitude

I have puffy nipples (according to my doctor, it's not gyno. Just need to lose some of my skinnyfat)
It's really the most unaesthetic thing ever

I'm also short and becoming more and more aware of it (thank you internet)

>5'11 (honestly 5'10.5 barefoot)
>may start balding in a few years, my hairline is m-shaped
>slightly scrawnier than i'd like, wish i had bigger chest and arms

other than that i'm pretty happy about myself. chicks mire quite occasionally but i'm fucking awkward, so don't think that having good looks makes you more interesting and good socially. i doesn't :(

>>6441449

I'm ok with the acne marks too, but the REDNESS, FUCK THE REDNESS, FUUUUUCK

I just bought some visine yesterday to put on these red fuckers.

Can't grow a proper beard (I'm Japanese/white)
Small nose.
big lips
big head
Wish my hair was thinner
5'10 140, but my thighs are kind of big makes me feel like sqidward post krabby patty gorging
long body, short legs.
struggle with self esteem issues/ anxiety etc.

result: can't get women lol.

>>6441021
This is perfect for me.

> 6 ft
> stutter like a motherfucker at times
> weird profile
The stuttering is my biggest problem.
;_;

having friends with huge dicks.

how many guys here know how big their friends dicks are?

i'm seriously wondering if it's normal for guys to talk about it as much as my friends do...

>>6443237
I know these feels, I'm 6' tho.

I have to stare at a camera when I'm in a picture so it isn't obvious. My left eye lags behind my right ever so slightly, in a picture it is noticeable if I'm looking good away quickly.

Also right side of face seems bigger than the left.

Weird smile

Bad acne marks on back and shoulders as well as on ass. Takes years to fade so I've avoided anything water related for the past 5 years.

Big head

Weird hair

My man chin and "athletic" body (no boobs and muscles everywhere)

>>6458649
>Wish my hair was thinner

are you fucking mental?

>>6458725
become ftm

>>6458709
my frenz nevr talked about personal dick size

>>6458731
Ftm?

>>6458742
female to male transexual

>>6458728
no why?
my brother has thinner hair and I wish I did as well, he has more options. His hair lays flat, while mines sort of stacks.

>>6458754
y?

>>6458744
Aw hell no.

>>6458748
when you are balding or losing hair in the near future you will not think this way sonny

>being 5 ft since high school (3 yrs alrd)
>123 lbs
>small-average sized boobs
>acne filled oily face

constantly being compared to and looked down upon by other perfect looking ppl

>>6458711
same
all these #lazyeyefeels

tfw happy about my face and confident

Where to start...

I have a large, long, Jew nose inherited from my mother. I hate it.

My eyebrows end halfway across where they are supposed to go, looking ridiculous and giving the impression I fucked up while shaving them or something equally terrible.

Although I've not yet finished growing, I'm 2 inches taller than my dad and 7 inches taller than my mum, and I'm only 5'8'' myself, not looking too positive.

I have a noticeable overbite, and although it doesn't force my mouth open, it makes side profiles and smiling revolting. I missed my chance with braces a few years ago

Although I haven't been inflicted with acne, my massive nose tends to produce numerous blackheads, which although not intrusive, still makes me very self conscious.

At least a still have friends...right?

>>6459224

Also, curly hair, been cutting down on the Jew Afro action of the past, but it still makes me self-conscious. Although they are the thick, black, nice kind of curls I still feel terrible about them.

Incredibly skinny, but not quite tall enough to pull off nice clothes well.

Look terrible in all photos.

At least I'm intelligent and have a strong jawline and high-ish cheekbones.

On a personality note, depressed, running out of motivation for my final year of school and worried about my life.

>>6449321
no my name is not william