/fa/ - Fashion

>>6439182
This. All the time this.

>>>/fit/
>>>/r9k/

so many things
i hope nobody remembers

the worst ones are when you are wrong on something, the person replies to you in a wtf way and you keep saying "really?" "nooo c'mon" "no i don't believe you" because you're too embarrassed to say you fucked up

>>6439217
this is awful.
i saw an video where a really young girl was interviewing some actor and she told him about how she recently has seen a movie with him in. he said that it wasn't him and this was exactly how she replied. it was painful to watch

i got caught masturbating in public once

Thanks OP you just reminded me what a sperglord I was when I started high school.

>>6439249
post story

>>6439257
>spring 5 years ago
>was crushing on some girl from my class since winter
>i was literally obsessed with her
>4/10 crazy obnoxious bitch, perfectionist
>it started because our class was playing secret friends in december and somehow i got her
>anyway, some weekend
>iwanttoridemybicycle.mp3
>hmm let's find out where to go
>combine spying powers to track her home address
>it took me some phone number searches and hoping to pin down an address by googling her surname
>greatsuccess.jpg
>lets go
>arrive at her family's house
>ring a phone
>wtf no answer
>do it again next minute
>repeat it 6-8 times
>her father comes outside raging
>the beta aspie i was, i started fleeing for my life

>>6439182
So so many things,

The worst is when I "killed" my grandpa

>tfw each day you see your family members that take you responsible for his death

>>6439274
why didn't you just ask her out?

>>6439283
more

>>6439283
share your story

fuck OP you made me remember the time when I was in Miami with my dad, went to visit a friend of his and his kid asked me if I wanted to stay with them for some weeks instead of going back to my country
>tfw i said no cause i wanted to go back home and watch dragon ball z
>tfw i was like 15

>>6439274
>tfw the girl you turned down in grade school even though everyone wanted to fuck her is a disgusting whale now

>>6439332
Fuk Yea dbz

>>6439291
I was a sperglord, that's why. But I did tell her once that I masturbated to her last night.

She was ugly and obnoxious anyway.

>>6439334
ahahhahahaha this pic

>>6439292

>be 14
>first "you are now mature anon! do some tasks that we do normally" from my parents
>have to visit my grandpa to bring food and wash him once a week
>He lives in our basement so the hardest part is to go buy the food
>be like 6th time I go to see him with food
>wants to take his bath early because doesnt want to miss tv program
>has some kind of dementia so I have to wash him and prepare everything for him
>put the water in bath
>install him confortably water is ok
>I go put the food I bought in the fridge during he wash himself the best he can
>when I come back he is dead
>had a heart attack and drowned
>since that day nothing is the same with my parents even tho they know I didnt kill him, they say I shouldnt have let him alone.

Im now 16 and just want to gtfo of my parents home

>>6439385
Shit just got real.

>>6439385
Sorry to hear that, actually

You were 14, the fuck were you supposed to do

>>6439385
wow your parents are assholes
a 14 year old shouldn't have that responsibility

>>6439368
you know it baby
I even had a little crush on manlet supreme, Vegeta

>>6439385
first:
inb4&banned

second: you were just 14 wtf were your parents expecitng from you. chnces are, if he had a heart attack there is a very very small chance he was going to make it. And you were alone with him which is even worse.

>>6439238
Metal af.

>>6439406
i agree, thats just lazy

>>6439397
They think I wanted to go fast and botched what I had to do by storing the food instead of taking care of him.

Anyway I felt guilty for a long time but now I dont care and know that we do mystakes in our lives. I just want to get over all this

>>6439424
Affects work - AKA your job, and building realistic friendships*

If you have problems with remembering awkward events, and ensuing anxiety - you may want to talk to a professional about whether or not you have OCD

I mean, if it affects works and making friends

>>6439422
Good luck buddy. As long as you realise this is not your fault, as >>6439411 mentioned.

>>6439406
Honestly, god damn, I would not be able to live in that household after that.

Posting a Halo 2 montage of myself on MySpace

>>6439439
Thanks! Dont worry about that its not the fact that i "supposedly" killed my grandfather that gives me feels but more the actions of my parents since then.

At least now I regained a bit of freedom and I feel less supervision from them since I moved in the basement, and no its not as creepy as some people would think haha

>meet girl in club
>dancing and drinking togethor
>go to a bar
>start making out
>she wants the d
>asks me to go to my place
>say I have to go and leave her there

w-what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>6439385
lol @ keeping grandpa in the basement. were your parents cashing in his social security checks?

>>6439505
Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>6439531
This story just got a fuck ton better.

Guys, apparently Tetris helps with forgetting traumatic events and stuff according the doctor studies/research.
u guiz shud try playin

>>6439531
Yeah I thought about it especially since my parents were giving me the money to buy the food. So maybe they were managing kindda his money. I brought it up a few times during arguments and was telling them that it was why they were so sad about is death but it just made things worse...

I dont know. I dont even really know the laws about that here in Canada

>break up with average/10 girlfriend
>ironic facebook status "bad bitches hmu"
>huge titties girl from class IMs me
>talk for a week, hang out once, get goodbye kiss
>feelsgoodman
>parents gone one night, invite her over
>she gets there late, says she can only stay for 30 minutes.
>think "well that's not enough time to fuck her right, we'll just chill"
>eat ice cream, show her around house, play guitar for her, cuddle a little bit, she leaves
>text her later, no response
>never responds to anything i say again because i didn't fuck her when "she was throwing it at me"

Girl's fault for being a slut that doesn't know how to be a slut. My fault because i took personal offence to it and felt bad for 3 months afterward and kept texting her even though she never responded.

No one ever makes it, /fa/

>friend tries to remind me of something beta i did
>it was something he did
>tell him and move on, no more rekin required as he already ethered himself
this has happened too many times, but it's usually thing we did when drunk

>>6439576
>cuddling with a girl and not fucking her

it's your fault
seriously
It's a beta thing to do and I cringe when I think back to all of the times I did it in high school
Every single time I've cuddled with a girl and not done anything I've found out later that they wanted to fuck. Every. Time.

>>6439576
>>6439596
>cuddling
why anyone would do this with a girl they aren't already giving the d is beyond me.

>>6439613
>>6439596

You guys are weird. When you're getting an adequate amount of sex you'll realize spooning with a girl you actually like is one of the fulfilling aspects of life

>>6439576
>she gets there late, says she can only stay for 30 minutes.
>"well that's not enough time to fuck her right, we'll just chill"

I blame porn for setting our children's expectations too high of how long sex usually lasts

>>6439385
Fuuuuuuuuuck your parents. What a couple of asshats. Dude, in almost every way that wasn't your fault. It was just his fucking time. Shit happens.

>>6439618
>When you're getting an adequate amount of sex
That's exact;y what I said, do you even fucking read posts or just reply? fuck

>>6439596
Oh man, I've definitely done that, and I'm not proud to say it's happened recently as well. Trying to salvage a situation like that right now in fact...

>>6439633
God it sucks because I was horny as fuck and almost got blue balls afterwards but I didn't try anything because my beta brain was telling me she wasn't into it

Also, fuck girls who are bad at body language and make it seem like they're not into it

>>6439618
>>6439613
>>6439596
>not cuddling with a girl til she falls asleep, cumming on her face, shitting on her floor, and then stealing her coke out of her fridge

>>6439496
Do you use the same bath?

>>6439625
That guy here, I literally cannot finish in 30 minutes, assuming we had started fucking right away with no foreplay or lead-in. Anything less than an hour would be a rush job.

>>6439665
you need to fuck hotter chicks

>be in middle school
>qt asks for your help with putting on jewelry
>go to put it around neck
>it's a bracelet

>>6439596
Still, grills could give a little more indication that they wanna fuck while cuddling. A well-placed hand or some shit.

>>6439654
omg

>>6439671
pfffahahahahahha oh man that's not so beta but it put a smile on my face

>>6439671
throw a ball at their face in these case thats what I always do.

>>6439628
I had realized I was lumping you in when I responded. I apologize

>>6439645
Maybe they're just nervous and wondering the same thing, and don't want to appear too forward. It is expected, after all, that the man make the first move usually. Looking back, of course, you want to hit yourself for missing things that seem so obvious in retrospect.

>after dinner, "let's go back to your place and watch a movie"
>cuddling ensues
>mfw I'm too scared to do anything and she falls asleep

should have realized she was interested when she showed up looking amazing and and wanting to hang out even though she had been up for 2 days studying for exams. Doesn't help that she used to be a really sheltered christian girl and I still see her a bit that way even though she's matured since.

>>6439669
possibly. my v-card girl was pretty hot (I'll rummage for a picture if you want) but i was so nervous about not lasting long from reading horror stories that while i was puberty-ing it up i did "stamina training" bullshit edging and numbing exercises every day. First time i had sex we fucked for 2 hours and I couldnt even come. Had to jack it heavy afterwards. came on her feet, feels good man

>>6439688
I know those feels well anon

I want a dominant chick who will grab my hand and start fondling herself with it and basically rape me. It's a fantasy

>>6439385
Fuck. Your parents need to take a chill pill, build a bridge, etc. Poor cunt was going to die any minute and they send their 14yo kid in to ensure his basic survival on date night. The old bastard literally had a heart attack and would probably have died whether he was on the bath or not.

"Had a heart attack and drowned" is sort of like "got shot with a bazooka and fell off a cliff."

>>6439702
oh god me too hermano

>>6439659
nan, my roomate and I renovated the bathroom when we decided to live there

>>6439702
I think we'll be better off for dealing with it. A dominant girl would be nice, but until then I'll have to learn to take charge.

>Be 16
>Be with your 15 y.o. qt 8/10 gf
>Start making out in a pub's sofa
>Hard as fuck
>Start chatting
>She all of the sudden puts her hand in my pocket to know what I was carrying
>Take her hand away from my pocket
>Blush
>She asks me what was that she noticed (genuinely), what am I hiding
>I tell her it was a keychain
>mfw

Thank you OP for bringing back those feels.

>>6439730
huh this exact thing happened to be except she jacked me off

>>6439748
That's how mine would have ended if I wasn't beta as fuck 10 years ago.

This was recent but I just want to add to the discussion about cuddling and sex.

>9/10 girl invites herself over to my place so we can cook together
>think she wants the D
>she is giving all the signs that she wants it
>I make a move
>turns out she doesn't

>another chubby girl invites me over to her place so we can watch tv
>she starts cuddling
>I know she wants the D
>I just cuddle and don't give her the D
>she wants it even more next time

There are no rules to this. Sometimes they want it, sometimes they don't. You have to risk it sometimes.

Anyway story time :
>16
>live on the continent
>work on the seaside in a tourist resort during summer
>a girl from my building walks by and smiles at me
>I wave at her
>she stops and yells what do you want ?
>n-nothing I was just saying hello

I don't share any of these feels.

I've refused to "cuddle" with girls in bed because I know they do not put out. I'd rather go to bed alone and just jerk off.

That being said, I've also gone from casual cuddling with a friend to full out fucking with her within a night. You just have to judge the situation yourself. Myself, I'd rather jerk off myself than just "cuddle." fuck, i can barely even sleep with someone next to me, especially if im not even fucking them

>>6439763
nah, she sounds like the beta one to me

>>6439767
>waving when someone smiling

but iktf:

>driving on a small road
>it rains
>see a 40ish yo woman struggling to change her tire
>park my car next to hers
>get out of the car
>she starts screaming and crying and locks herself in her car

i betad out all weedkend :(

>>6439385
wow, that fucking sucks dude.

>>6439798
oh boy that's hilarous

chivalry is dead

>>6439798
You should have fixed her tire while she was crying and scared in the car

Not necessarily to be nice, but it seems funny

>>6439821
I would've done that, most definitely.

That scenario would also be a brilliant way to introduce a character in a film or novel.

>>6439798
Did you maybe try to announce yourself before you started approaching her so she didn't think you were a murderer?

This thread is not fashion related at all. Take this elsewhere.

>>6439821
oh god yes that would have been alpha!

Instead I screamed she was a dumb bitch and that she could go fuck herself and since it was on gravel when I got off the sideway I showered her car with it.

She probably thinks now she did the right thing by hiding in her car!

>>6439859
It does pertain to fashion philosophy

We need threads like these once in a while

>>6439654
I highly doubt that girl was really going to fuck him in the morning.
That guy knew it and did what had to be done.

>>6439716
Whaaaat? You mean you live in your grandpa ex-appartment? Do you pay a rent to your parents? You said earlier you see your family everyday wtf

>be 14
>walking to class with friend (had crush on me)
>tells me about how she made an ugly bracelet
>look at her hand
>spot bracelet
>tell her how ugly it is just to agree with her
>begins telling me that her grandma gave her that bracelet who is now dead
>she pulls out the one she made, which was ugly too
>felt very bad and I said i was just kidding
>in an attempt to leave the awkwardness i said i have to go to class
>remember we have class together
>kms

fuck this thread guys u ruined my day cuz i just remembered something fuck

>>6439984
;_; i'm so sorry

>>6439385

i dunno why but i laughed

seemed so ridiculous

You morons haven't started repressing memories yet?
If i go out and pull some really embarrassing shit I just don't speak of it ever again and tell my friends to do the usual recap of the previous night without me.

My life is a continuous chain of embarrassing beta moments.

>>6439973
Yes its in the basement of my parents and I rent it with my roomate, its really cheap and I happen to see my parents everytime I go out because my car is in the garage or if I need food. but for the food they clearly make me understand when its too much and I feel uncomfortable to ask them too much. The appartement is really cheap so Im lucky in that way but I cant stand seeing them, its like if every ressentment they were distillating througout each days of the years after grandpa s death are now condensed in our small encounters.

>>6440046
haha fuck you.

>>6440054
yeah...I dont know if its the right thing to do.

>>6440093

im not laughing because he died its just how you typed it so casually

>when i come back he is dead

>>6440054
but how does one repress memories though. It's not that fucking easy.

>>6440118
Your most painful memories will be repressed. Generally it's abuse that will be repressed

Anything else you're just going to have to man up and shrug off. Life is too short

>>6440106
ok yeah I thought you were doubting my story, but I approve it seems unbelievable I could make a movie!

>>6440123
I dont know why but I thought during a long time that shrugging off was weak and ignoring wasnt the thing to do...I didnt find something else actually

>tfw u used to be a gothninja
#betafeels

>>6439505
alpha as fuck

>>6440098
Admittedly I struggle to remember some events even when shown photographic evidence that I was present. but that just means I did something embarrassing so I just move on.

>>6440118
The more you think about something the longer it's going to float around in your head so if you just move the fuck on straight away the memories fade. I still remember my ex cheating on me but that two year relationship feels like two months since i can't remember most of it.
If i didn't see her all the time I could probably forget all of it.

>>6439385
>>when I come back he is dead
ok sorry but i fucking burst out laughing

>tfw no qt3.14s sit next to you on the subway
im not even ugly

>>6440148
Thats ok, I realize now I have a bit dedramatized this event. maybe because its so normal to me. Like some months ago my roomie made me a joke by putting his remaining clothes and doing like if he was returning from death...

>tfw qt in one of your classes ignores you all year, won't even meet your gaze or exchange a smile so you never even bother talking to her
>tfw exam day she switches seats and moves right next to you for no reason
>tfw passing the exams down the line and when I pass hers I try really hard to catch her eye
>tfw she hardly looks up and just grabs the paper

damn..
maybe I'm a little delusional, but usually girls will at least look at me, I kept thinking she must have a serious boyfriend or be a lesbian

>>6440198
or she wants you to make the first move

>>6439182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLeBjpgh17I&noredirect=1

this is me 5 years ago

> tfw in love with girl at the store I always shop at
>tfw I know she's into me too
>tfw store is always crazy busy so I never get the chance to ask for her number or anything

>>6439505
I used to do shit like this all the time
I even turned a girl down for sex while she was on top of me in bed grinding on me (still clothed)
I told her I wanted to go to sleep.
Yes I really did that.

>>6440228
wait till she finishes her shift

The reason you constantly remember shit like this is so you don't do it again. Your brain is like "remember this fucking shit retard? fucking dont do it"

>>6440247
thank you brain

>>6439182
In the first week or so of uni, I had a crush on a guy. We saw each other a few times, watched movies in his room, went walking around the city and so on. He made an excuse saying he was sick once and couldn't hang out. So I made him a very extravagant gift basket of things to help him feel better. I think I asked him out a week later and got a response like "No," then we never talked again. What a waste of a perfectly good gift basket.

>>6440258
I cringed for you a sec there.

But the fact that you can share it with us means you're pretty much over it.

So that's bittersweet.

>>6439385
damn thats fucked up
he didnt get to see his show

>>6439385
>Im now 16
Underage spotted, alerting the moderator, I urge you all to do the same.

You deserve what's coming to ya kid.

I moved across the 2nd largest country in the world, away from everyone I knew and no only talk to a handful of friends that I consider like family. Now living a successful life and constantly working on improving it.

YET IT GET THIS ALL THE TIME

>>6440258
You should remember to put an autism label in every single picture of yours.

:^)

>>6440258
dat autism. i bet he wasn't even that sick.

>>6440258
>A giftbasket
Fuck thats nice, what was wrong with him?

>>64392317
lol that was john cusack.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXF8Lhvjqa8

>>6440264

>>6440309

lmao

in 9th grade once wore kneelength rainbow striped toesocks w jeans rolled up to below the knee and birks.....saw snotty preppy girls pointing at my feet and laughing...never wore toesocks ever again

TFW those bitches eventually got fat

>>6440331
>tfw all the bitches who thought they were hot shit in school are now fat and have 4 kids by 5 dudes

>>6440258
>Lipbalm, Kleenex, Halls & Diet Coke/OJ
Not creepy at all
>Tea, Soup & Vitamin C
Is pushing it
>Crossword puzzles & Mixtape
WHY.

>>6440335
Quit describing my mother

>>6439505
i do this almost every time i go out.
seriously i'm thirsty as fuck but when i get drunk i become so picky or something i don't even know

i think my friends are starting to think that i'm turning gay

>>6440339
>be 21
>date this girl for 9 months
>my birthday approaches and she sets up something really nice for me
>she gives me a birthday cake
>a fucking birthday cake
>A FUCKING CAKE
>no one has ever given me a cake in my life
>I have never received such kindness
>I start getting teary eyed
>I started crying in the weird way that guys do
>she wraps her arms around me and gives me a big kiss

Yeah, I'm beta.

>be 21
>date this girl for 9 months
>my birthday approaches and she sets up something really nice for me
>she gives me a birthday cake
>a fucking birthday cake
>A FUCKING CAKE
>no one has ever given me a cake in my life
>I have never received such kindness
>I start getting teary eyed
>I started crying in the weird way that guys do
>she wraps her arms around me and gives me a big kiss

Yeah, I'm beta.

>>6440361
That was beautiful, anon. And I say that with no sarcasm attached.

>>6440166
what if they feel un worthy and you make them feel insecure

>>6440369
You've never had a birthday cake? You live in Mali or some shit?

>>6440377
they're making me feel insecure ;.;

>>6440369
As a girl I find that very endearing and if my boyfriend did that I'd do exactly what she did. Maybe Beta, but in the way that you'd seem beta to guys rather than girls.

>>6440369
I'm gonna tell you to grow the fuck up because birthdays have very little meaning to me. Nobody in my family ever made a big deal out of birthdays, with my own mother sending me to the shop to get my own card.

>be in middle school
>friends egg me on to go to dance with girl I didn't think was attractive
>socially awkward during my childhood
>went to dance
>sat down held hands with her whole time
>palms sweaty
>knees weak
>literally thats all I did
>didn't talk to her
oh god I'm cringing just thinking about it
>friend tells her I think some other girl is hot
>idk what happens but she goes out with somebody else weeks later
>lol

>>6440385
nah you are perfect all you need is confidence

get out there and listen to some kanye

>>6440166
This happens to me all the time. I'm just looking out the window but in reality Im waiting to see if anyone sits next to me and they don't.

M-m-maybe its just where I sit

>>6440428
>This happens to me all t

>>6440428
I've been told I always look like I'm angry but I don't realize it so you may be doing the same thing.

i work part time in a large department store
>christmas party 2 years ago
>get drunk, get introduced to 9/10qtpi art student from different department by mutual friend
>it's still p early, everyone else from store still drinking
>"i'm heading home now, you want to walk me?"
>oh shit yes, go home, meet her flatmate who is also 9/10 amateur model, she asks me into her bedroom and starts sucking the big d
>don't stay afterwards, go home because we both gotta get ready for work next day
>walking home feeling like a g get a text "my flatmate liked you :D let's get lunch tomorrow xxx"
>grandad dies next morning don't go to work again for 3 weeks because i have to travel home for funeral
>get back, go up to her in department in front of her friends
i spaghetti'd so hard /fa/ oh god it hurts. she asked me to leave. i don't even know what happened i'm good with girls but damn she was perfect and i fucked it up. i got so much shit from other staff because of it too. she got a scholarship to berlin now

>tfw i regularly look at the photos of her on facebook being all /fa/ and awesome in berlin without me ;_;

thanks for reading

>>6440435
I have also been told I look angry but I try to make an effort to just look out the window, probably just think about it too much

>1st grade
>awards ceremony
>always had to sit cross legged on asphalt because school too poor to afford seating
>remember funny story my sister told me about how I guy had a numb leg and fell on the way to pick up his award
>self fulfilled prophesy and fell on way to pick up my award

>7th grade
>win ribbon during field day for running
>people clapping when they announce award winners
>my turn
>nobody claps
>dead silence
fuck school

>>6440447
aw i bet that happened all the time i wouldn't worry about it. it was a long time ago too surely

>>6439385
It's utterly asinine and despicable of your parents to put that on you.

>>6440449
But THIS one is really sad

>>6440442
You have to give us details on what you said.
>>6440446
I guess we just have one of those looks but a good bonus is that people don't come up and ask for cigarettes/spare change or talk to you about signing up to a new mobile network etc.

>>6440470
well I was only 3rd place in that category but whatever man.

>>6440449
got something similar.

>high school graduation
>they call my name to walk across the stage, shake hands, get my diploma,blhablhablha
>dead silence
>tfw

>been working in this shop for about 8 months
>qt 3.14 who looks like khaleesi works downstairs
>mostly work upstairs
>on good terms with everyone working there except her
>dont know anything about her after 8 months except shes my age
>desperately want to talk to her/become friends but always sperg out around her and go red or embarrass myself
Why /fa/? I can talk to all the other girls just fine and actual casual/make them laugh. It doesnt help that I have to wear a uniform with a shirt 1 size too big that makes me look really skinny. I want to add her on facebook but she'll probably think i'm an autist for having less than 100 friends (i like to keep mine personal).
Fuck I just remembered how I thought she was like 25 when I started (i'm 18 and so is she) and that I didnt have a chance. She asked me what I was doing in school and I never asked her anything about myself, its all my fault.

>>6440472
i don't even know it was so sad. she was folding something and i waved and said hi or something, but it came out
>h-h-hi h-h-how're you?
pretty sure i asked her if she was busy, too, and she gave me a really deadpan "yes". i probably should've told her why i fell off the radar for 3 weeks, but i don't usually confide in people when i have personal issues so i didn't tell anyone. besides i don't even know how i would have brought it up if i couldn't even say hi without sperging.

i just did everything wrong from the moment i didn't stay the night at hers

>>6440503
*about herself

>>6440493
that's funny. I skipped my high school graduation exactly for that reason.

>tfw no friends

>>6439182
>with roommates and their friends over
>handful of honeys there
>we smoke a blunt
>sweetpea.14 wants to play Sonic 2 on genesis
>load it up for her
>we trade off levels
>she says she doesn't like the next few levels and wants to play mystic cave
>take controller
>smash through next two levels at current record-standard speed
>hand controller back to her on mystic cave
>complete harmony of body energy

>>6440503
Just add her and say hi one day. That's not creepy.

>>6439613
>what is relationships

>>6440504
You should of told her for sympathy sex since she obviously thought you just used her for a blowjob

>>6440412
>with my own mother sending me to the shop to get my own card.

that's fucking retarded. Why would you buy yourself a card?

The only way this could make sense is if you're Korean.

>>6440414
same thing happened to me dude. Idk why i even went with her. She is annoying as fuck.

>>6440426
>not recommending Lil B when fuccboi needs sum confidence

>>6440583
>listening to "im a fag" lil b freestyle on the subway today

>girl I have the biggest crush on ever always talks to me on facebook and in real life whenever i see her
>ive only recently managed to keep cool in conversation
>ive always ended the conversation, showed no interest, never started conversation
>watch her facebook daily

just die in my sleep already

>>6440561
fuck sake now i'm listening to john fahey at 2am reminiscing about a 3 hour conversation i had, drunk, 2 years ago

i feel so beta right now and i don't like it

>>6440592
>Listening to I'm Gay (I'm Happy) on the bus and realizing that humankind isn't so crappy as you think it is bcuz 2much 4chan

>>6440568
I was young and it was a few days before my birthday and i noticed it was the same card when i opened it on the day

>>6440603
seriously? what a beta

>tfw went to dance with qt girl sophomore year of high school when I was still really beta at the suggestion of friends
>tfw that year everyone was asking girls in creative or cute ways, for some weird reason
>tfw I just walked up to her at lunch and blurted "w-will you g-g-go with me to h-homecoming?"
>tfw she says yes, but I could tell she was disappointed in the way I asked
>tfw meet up at friends house
>tfw forget her corsage
>tfw had to have my mom drive it over
>tfw taking photos outside their house
>tfw everyone is putting an arm around their date or whatever, but I'm too nervous and I just stand there hands at my side
>tfw I was still manlet back then and she was a few inches taller than me with her heels
>tfw she only danced with me twice that night, and kept running off to find this other guy she obviously liked
>tfw got pity dance from one of my friends date
>tfw he somehow got mad I danced with her
>tfw didn't leave with anyone that night
>went home and jerked off to the memory of my date grinding on me
>find out later they went to a party and she got fucked in the back of a car
>saw those pictures recently and almost cried
>I forgot how bad my acne was

Only dance I ever went to

Do you often have feel-threads? /mu/-janitors are dicks and I can't feel there anymore ;__;

>remembering all those times qt girls wanted the d and I was too retarded to make a move on them

>>6440614
>>6440592
that whole mixtape is so inspirational. i switched from fahey to unchain me and it's helping. thanks guys

>>6440603
this is what you're going to do anon: ask her to go for a drink out of the blue; surprise her

>>6440568
It was a few days before my birthday so I noticed it was the same card on the day.

>>6440503
need some advice pls /fa/
i'll see her on saturday probably
h-help ;_;

>>6439763


>She asks me what was that she noticed (genuinely), what am I hiding
>tff you look her deep in the eyes and tell her it's your rock hard dick

>>6440620
I know that feel

It was only a year ago too
Have hardly even talked to a qt girl since then

>>6440627
good choice. you're a good kid anon i love you

>>6440619
wow that wouldve killed me
stay strong anon, youll find the girl 4 u :)

>>6440619
also I rented my suit and it was way too big, especially the jacket, and it made me look tiny
to keep this on topic

>>6440619

>>6440609
If you disappear for three weeks after a girl gives you a blow job you need a good excuse or she wont bother with your ass again.

>>6440611
yep

girls show interest when Im out
I always go home on my own and fap the idea

w2c confidence

>>6440643
i'm actually real talk crying guys.
what the fuck is happening

#tybg

>>6440619
>>I forgot how bad my acne was

I cant wait until I can look back and say this. How old were you when it went away? I'm almost 20 and still getting pounded hard by pimples

>>6440668
seriously? I'm glad that you enjoy him so much.
>tfw Lil B never will come to my country

>>6440682
i enjoyed him ironically until now
i think i really get it now

>>6440688
If you want some really good rapping and less positivity/humour, listen to 6 Kiss and God's Father aswell.

>>6440686
almost 19, it all moved from my face to my back and chest though
at least no one can see it now

>get into a fight at warped tour a few weeks ago (beat the fugg out the guitarist of a shitty band playing there)
>lose my phone during
>tfw I had gay, shit shit shitty mirror pics of one outfit on there
Oh god

>>6440277
Kill yourself

>>6440711
pretty much this>>6440717

>>6440711
that's what you get for going to WT you king fuccboi

>>6440711
>think he is cool for going to a concert limited to teenagers

>tfw It's been half a year since we last talked

I still remember her voice mang.

>tfw realizing more and more every day how perfect you and your ex from years ago were for each other

>she's like 3 states away and in another relationship now

fukkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>6440731
it's okay bro i'm here for you

>>6440739

this fucking feel man

>>6440717
Best part: this is the band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3YWWCMwU10

>>6440727
No, I truly don't. I had a brief fantasy of finding one of those shitty bands, managing them into something half way decent, then robbing them blind

>>6440739
iktf bro
>tfw no master race babies

>tfw reading her twitter post-breakup

never again

>>6440739
You obviously weren't that perfect for her since she replaced your ass and hasn't looked back

>>6439182
>that feel when dated 5/10 tumblr slut
>spent all my money and her and worshipped her
>still was great to her even though she wasnt faithful
>reminded of the shitty time I dated her all the time because she stalks me now
>whenever i feel like asking out a qt remember how crazy bitches can be

>>6440756
>whatever the fuck you call those type of bands

>>6440766
what did she say anon?

>work with qt redhead dreamgirl
>surprisingly hit it off
>too shy to progress to seeing her outside of work or anything, but she still shows interest
>end of the summer, find out she's moving to the UK for school
>panic, cry myself to sleep
>decide I'll ask her out before she leaves, imagine it real romantic and dramatic like
>She really likes Zooey Deschanel, try to model my personality after JGL from 500 Days of Summer to impress her
>google PUA websites to work on my game
>don't ask her out, she leaves, cry myself to sleep for weeks

If only that was all

>she comes back from EU, back working with me for the summer
>nearly fainted when I first saw her back
>she came up to me all excited, I play it aloof
>she tries to rekindle things, I'm too scared to screw it up, keep ignoring her

So it's the same situation as last year. I assume she'll be leaving again in 2 months and, sadly, that's far too little time for me to make a move
Thoughts?

>9/10 qt dancer, gymnast holds my hand
>break off and walk down the wrong hallway instead of walking her to class
Going back in time to kick my 16 year old self in the balls is my goal in life. She was perfect and far better than the girls I've been with so far.

>Legitimate model REPEATEDLY comes onto me for an entire year
>Think she's messing with me
>She's serious
>Asks me out about 100 times, I reject every time
>She tries to wrestle a kiss out of me after class one day
>RESIST

I was actually obsessed with her but still rejected her over and over.

Girl still sounded attracted to me a couple of years later.

I say legitimate model because that was actually her job, and she's an aspiring fashion designer right now. (Tfw perfect for me)

>Be 13
>Meet hottest girl who ever fancied me
>Asks me to go out with her over IM
>Accept
>Asks to meet up with her
>Go to meet up with her, she says "so how about that kiss you wanted?"
>Do nothing
>Tell her it was my brother IM'ing her
>My best friend says "but you don't have a brother"
>Say later I just felt shy because my friend was there
>Says she wants me to pump her full of sperm (lolwtf)
>Meet up again
>Same thing
>She gets upset kicks me in the balls and leaves

Yep.

>>6440777
Scene I think
Didn't know we were still in 2005??

>>6440797
>>She really likes Zooey Deschanel, try to model my personality after JGL from 500 Days of Summer to impress her
>>google PUA websites to work on my game
>>don't ask her out, she leaves, cry myself to sleep for weeks
I laughed. Oh and you won't get the courage you need from 4chan, you need to convince yourself.

>>6440618
No, the only /fa/ way to approach life is with an air of cool, weary detachment/ disinterest.

>>6440797
you've got two choices.

tell her or forget about her and move on

i know it sounds harsh anon. i'm sorry

>>6440800
Talk shit, post pic (of the model)

>>6440766
just know shes so insecure about it shes made her fake ego public

youre winning, anon

>tfw pilfering friend's nude photos and videos from her external hdd at work

hey anons, just another fellow anon here telling you that it gets better. just work on your personality and be genuinely good hearted and you'll score that awesome girl/guy/whatever you're into.

>>6440800
you deserve to have your balls removed if you aren't going to use them

no it's ok anon I've done similar shit, but damn

>>6440797
>she'll be leaving again in 2 months and, sadly, that's far too little time for me to make a move
How much goddamn prep time do you need Batman?
"Hey lets go out for a beer and catch up"

>>6440630
Approach her next time something weird or funny happens at work and you're passing her just be like "this crazy dude upstairs just....". After you've finished the story dont try and continue the convo, you'll run out of shit to say. Tell the story and get back to whatever the fuck you do, just act like it's a casual convo you have had with her a hundred times before. Make sure it's a funny story cause if you fuck it up you'll like a weirdo. Baby steps bro, just easy into it.

>>6440731
>follow her on facebook
>she posted a video the other day of her lip syncing a song with her friend
>she laughed half way though the vid and said "ok, wait" before continuing
>her voice mang
>that feel mang

>be 14
>immigrant in murica
>meet qt3.14 from old country, same region
>ask her out
>she says yes
>she is adorable, 9.5/10
>comes by my house
>tell her I'm not feeling well
>she says ok
>comes by again in a few days
>tell her I'm seeing someone else
>not seeing anyone else
>all of my why
>she goes away
>I hate myself for being a bitch

She became really popular and was putting out left and right a couple of years after that, hanging out with older guys who were 18+. I don't really cringe at the memory since I've gained confidence and personality over the years, but it's still an abstract kind of feel.

>>6440840
i-i-i don't drink beer, more of a scotch man

Will that work???


Unrelated, but does anyone have that 2chan thread about the Japanese guy that was obsessed with some girl? He sent her some letter like "Don't worry, I'm not going to rape/hurt you anon". Have been thinking about it all thread

>>6440859
haha i was reading that just the other day. he spammed that emoticon at the end of every sentence

>>6440860
>>6440859
i found it again

>>6440860
Yeah, was he the "O_o" guy? That ones hilarious too

>>6440867
oops
http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko

>tfw her name in the captcha

>>6440870
>http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko

Perfect, thanks a ton

>>6439238

Continue

>>6440863
Actually it was a bear smiley he used.

>>6440859
"we should catch up sometime"
Fuck dude what is wrong with you?

Relatively recent story.

>Be in Uni and walking to see some friends.
>See them and start walking towards them just as some girl from my class walks by with some guy.
>Say "Hey" to my friends.
>Girl from class says something, thought she might have thought I said "Hey" to her.
>Ask the girl, "I'm sorry, what did you say?" with a confused look on my face
>Girl turns around looking confused and says, "What?"
>The guy she was with blurts out, "She was talking to me"
>To beta to do or say anything.
>Sit down with my friends.

Fucking embarrassing.

>>6440890
I actually have a lot of good convos thought up, I just can't imagine taking it further than that

I usually wait for the girl to make a move, else I just give up

>>6440907
>I actually have a lot of good convos thought up
that's where you're going wrong, anon.

read my tale and take caution about planning too much like i did
>>6440442

>>6440907
Anyone can go for a "catch up" FUCK.
It doesn't even count as a move so just do it!

>>6440442
>grandad dies next morning

Is he dead in a bathtub?

Reminds me of my biggest regret of being 17

>Have way out of my league grl in bed
>Getting a bit handsy in her pantsy
>She grabs my d and wants it
>For some reason not feeling
>Decide not to proceed
>Decide not to proceed
>Decide not to proceed
>Decide not to proceed
>Kinda ruined our relationship because I "turned her down"
>This happened
>WHY DID YOU REMIND ME CUNT
>NO

>>6440927
nah he had cancer

>>6440881
>>6440870

know what's scary? i actually know a girl who has happened to have 2 boyfriends similar to this guy. fucking creepers still follow her around the city and try and scare off any guys who are remotely interested in her.

>>6440934
I wonder if he died because the Doctor left to get him some food.

>>6440816
who keeps stuff like that of themselves, wat

>>6440731
OH god those feels sorta
>meet qt girl on sum game
>skype call often
>something happens and she declines skype call all of the sudden
>we still talk but only in game/text/msg fb etc

still miss her voice doe

>>6440944
you're making me laugh about my own grandfather's death. stop it please
>>6440952
grils

>>6439798
Hahaha, I've got one similar.
>Aged 18
>Working in a beach hut along Lamai beach, Koh Samui, Thailand with my then gf
>1am and I've gotta lock up
>Close the shutters and head towards the door to lock it
>Some chick is by herself staggering about completely drunk or high
>Go over to her and ask where she's staying for the night
>She starts screaming and crying
>Runs into the hut
>Shuts the door on me and locks it with my keys
>Spend about 3 hours trying to convince her to come out
>Eventually leave her and go to my cabin
>Wake up early the next day, gf is pissed because I got back late
>We go to work together while I explain what happened, she didn't believe me
>The beach hut door is wide open, the safe and tills are gone and the place is wrecked
>Drunk chick ain't about
>Gf starts crying as I pull her back to our cabin to pack our shit and catch a ferry back to Surate Thani asap

>in fast food place with friends
>some qt's friends walk over and mention she thinks I'm cute
>she's standing back and blushing
>stay silent, thinking they must be talking to my friend not me ("I'm not cute at all" I reason)
>he stays silent too because he knows they are talking to me not him
>forever autistic

>>6440944
My sides

>>6440963
It's a man.

His voice changer broke.

>>6440800
iktfb
>Be 14
>On msn chatting to a girl for about a week
>She is in my math, science and english classes yet we've never spoke in person
>Ask her out via msn messenger
>She says yes
>We never speak again, online and offline

>Be 16
>On Facebook chatting with a girl who I was friends with for years
>I spoke to her all the time as we we're in classes together, lived close by so we met out of school and a lot of her friends had crushes on me in the past so they'd always hassle me whilst I'd play it cool (secretly shitting myself with shyness the whole time)
Anyway...
>For about a month we became really close
>Hanging out everyday, spending our lunch breaks together without our friends, chatting online until the early hours
>Eventually I ask her out, this time face to face
>We kiss and spend the day together, a lot of making out
>The next day neither of us try and get into contact with each other
>We don't speak in school or class, not even her friends approach me
>Shit has happened again

Bow down bitches, I have had two gfs on the go for the past 4 years

>>6440258
Damn that's cute.

I'll get sick for you. :3

>tfw I used to straighten my hair everyday in the 7th grade
>claimed it was natural even though it was only my bangs

>wore my sisters pants, they were black and flared on the bottom. Obviously girls pants.

>>6440843
thanks m8, appreciate it.
if youre still there, think i should add her on fb? i dont really talk to her much in person since i dont see her too often

>>6440258
OH MY SOSA, MOTHERFUCKERS
ITS BASED TRIPSKANK ALL UP IN THIS BITCH HOMME
HELL SHAWTY YOU CAN GET MY D LIKE ANYTIME
:REALTALK:

>>6440258
das so cringe
welp

>Be 17
>At music festival dancing with a 8/10
>Go for a piss between bands
>Come back and she is with some other dude
>They're chatting and laughing so I stay with friends to not interrupt
>Next band comes on
>She starts dancing with this other guy
I'm fucking beautiful, this guy looked like some emo mexican with shitty running shoes and supermarket jeans his mom probably bought him

Four years later...
>Same music festival aged 21
>Oh yay I can buy my own booze this year etc etc.
>Friday night, pull some 9/10 chick with my charming drunken ways
>Cider dick
>Saturday night, pull some chick 9/10 with my charming drunken ways
>She stinks up my tent with b.o so I kick her out and tell her to fuck off
>Sunday night, pull some 10/10 chick with my charming sober ways
>Led in tent spooning
>I fall asleep because she is boring
>Wake up next morning and she offers a blow job
>"I'm not in the mood, can you fuck off so I can get a few more hours sleep?"

One last story
>Be 21
>Been clubbing in UK a few times, back for more
>See a 10/10 and approach
>Had a couple of drinks but still get a little shy and stutter/mumble a couple of times
>She doesn't seem to care and we sit and chat for a good hour
>Buy her a drink while we're chatting and have about 5 myself
>Go to dance
>Probably looked like a massive douche dancing
>Leave with her and offer her my number
>She flags a taxi and tells me to get in
>Get to her place, banter is flowing, I pay the taxi driver since I know I'm about to get laid
>Get into her apartment and start making out straight away
>She goes to the bathroom while I go to the bedroom
>Sit for about 5 minutes, getting nervous as each second passes
>Knock on door
>She comes out and starts to kiss me
>Tell her I'm going to grab a drink
>Shaking from the nervs
>Grab my jacket and leave, running through London not knowing where I am and hoping I can find a taxi
>Wake up in a hotel next morning with a killer hangover
>Remember everything.

>>6441049
lol matt?

>was depressed kiss-less virgin
>started college
>dating life was absolute shit
>dressed like shit
>best friends at school are 7-8/10 girls, learn from them
>get my shit together
>dress well. confidence. etc.
>2nd semester i'm pretty depressed again.
>First weekend at school
>find literal dreamgirl in perfect scenario.
>make my move
>just be myself around her
>she likes me
>feelsgoodman
>complicated relationship, 70% sex
>very strong emotional connection
>moves thousands of miles away
>turn she had a boyfriend
>i find out and die a little inside
>he finds out
>haven talked in months
>not even upset with her
I'll get my apology.
>learn that everyone uses me as their rock
>I become the shoulder to lean on
at one point I was making out with a girl (who has a boyfriend, I was testing her personality) and she pauses and looks me in the eye. She says "anon, are you a good guy." I don't even answer. I don't know what to think. What does a good guy do. I kiss her again then leave.
>lost ever sense

>>6441049
it's okay bro. I know that fell, too. just be glad you progressed beyond that.

>1st grade
>mom planning a birthday party for me, says she'll invite guys and girls
>she goes through the school phone book, seemingly picking girls at random
>too beta to tell her she hasn't invited my crush
next day at school
>girls come up to me excited about the party, asking me questions
>make eye contact with qt3.14 crush
>she looks like she's about to cry and walks off

>Be 16
>First day in a new school in a new town
>Always was friends with boys and not girls when I was younger so I try to switch it up a bit and chat with the girls first
>Over the week I spoke to all of the girls in all of my classes
>Apparently some of them got on well with me and liked me even though I didn't see this which is why I moved on to try and make friends with the other girls in the classes
>Get labelled a playa in my first week of school
>No girls will talk to me now out of fear of having other girls bitch about them (or at least why I think they didn't)
>Go to make normal friends with boys because girls seem so hard to read
>No guys want to chat with me
>Some threaten to beat me up for messing around with girls who they were friends with
>Spend about 3 weeks trying and failing to make friends, started off really upset and even cried a few nights when lying in bed thinking of it all
>Soon after I don't give a shit
>Feels ok being by myself, it now felt ok eating lunch on my own as I'd just occupy myself with a book
>Spend a lot of spare time with my dad and learn a lot of shit off him, also get a sense of achievement by working on restoring furniture with him
>I know everyone is calling me a weirdo behind my back
>After about a month of this people started to talk to me
>Eventually I start a big group of friends, I'm sorta the leader of the group
>Not a fedora clan, them people I became friends with were all really cool and from smaller groups who sorta merged into mine
>I'm still not bothered about my new friends, don't feel that close to any of them apart from one chick
>Me and this chick start fucking
>She gets pregnant fast
>9 months later
>Lose all my friends
>Drop out of school
>Spend all my time playing Xbox and looking after my kid
>Hate life, gf doesn't want to fuck anymore and dad isn't close with me anymore
Moral of the story: Stay Beta

>>6441222
lewl gj mom

>>6439798
>be black
>walking home at night/walking around in a place with no one else
>girls think you're a rapist
>dudes think you're a mugger

Iktf every fuckin day

>>6440258
You can study my Dickinson, bb

There're so many, but let's go with one of the worst stories
>15 years old
>Going out with this 17yrs old qt
>Getting dressed to see a movie with her when she sends me a message
>"oh, don't you preffer coming to my house instead of going to the theater? I'd really like it, and i bet you'd too"
>I replied with "Nah, i really wanna see this movie"
>Go to the theater
>She breaks up with me after the movie

The movie wasn't even that good, i mean, i don't even remember what movie was

>>6441237
Damn bro. This is why I don't sex girls. I can and multiple girls have expressed interest in hooking up but the risks are too great.

>>6441250
lol i learned about this in my early teen years

might as well embrace fam. nobody will fuck with you when its dark out.

>>6441237
>STICK TO THE STATUS QUO

>>6439596
Mostly it's just because they don't know the ladies want the d

>>6441250
>be black
>dress in all black most of the time
>hat backwards
>last night walking downtown
>some white girl turns the corner in front of me
>turns around about 10 seconds later
>sees me and immediately turns back the other way
>see her fast pacing
>know she's stressing over me right now
>just cross the street and see her slow down and relax
>yelled "ay shordaay" at her and watched her literally jog into the nearest store

This shit is beyond hilarious. White people train your women not to be such pussies.

>tfw lose weight due to poverty and drugs
>tfw your raws don't fit anymore
>tfw you wasted money on them and will never get sick fadez because the fabric is too loose to get any stress.

>>6439231
link pls

this thread is the worst am i seriously ugly if my bf was with me a long time and he could never cum from sex
it never really bothered me because it just meant lower chance of pregnancy and he always maintained it was his problem because of deathgrip masturbation or whatever that he couldnt seem to manage to stop
but maybe its my fault??? should i feel bad about myself?

>>6441281
this is how niggers get shot

>start talking to childhood friend on facebook
>she's become a major qt but is still in high school
>get her number and we start talking about music
>says she likes Neutral Milk Hotel
>i mention that jeff mangum is playing near us pretty soon
>we go see jeff mangum and had a lot of fun. didn't kiss or anything
>she had to leave early because of her parents
>she hasn't really talked to me since

she's a pretty cool girl but too young for me anyway. oh well

>>6441301
yes, the fact that they are terrified of black people is obviously our fault...

>>6441044
I would hold off on the fb idea. It's too hard to understand peoples emotions/ intentions over text, especially someone you dont know.

>>6439505
>lying in bed with a girl last night with whom I'd had a previous sexual encounter
>we want to fool around but she has to leave soon, so not enough time for sex
>she suddenly unzips my pants and flops it out "because [I've] been so good" after taking her to dinner the other night even though I knew we probably wouldn't fuck afterwards
>she starts sucking me off
>after a couple of mins she stops and sighs, saying she isn't in the mood
>say I don't mind
>know deep down that she would have done it anyway
>tfw turned down blowjobs

a-at least she said I can fuck her on Friday, r-right?

>>6441325
chill, roll with it

>be 13 at the time
>think pubic hair is hilarious
>cut mine with scissors
>stash the hairs in an altoids container for some reason
>go around the school asking people if they would like a mint
>when they respond yes, I open the altoids container
>they see a big nest of pubic hairs and placed carefully in the middle, a cinnamon altoid
>did this to all of my close friends
>they convinced me to do it to a really popular girl
>she doesn't know what's going on at first
>whole school has positive vibes for me because I didn't give a fuck about anything

>>6441436
alpha as fuck

>>6441436
lmfao

>tfw you never did any beta shit with girls because you just straight up ignored them
>tfw this made me accidentally alpha
there was this fucking girl who would wait outside my first period class every day and say hi to me as i walked out and i rarely even looked at her, she did this for months. i mean i feel bad now but i will never cringe in the middle of the night about it or anything

>>6440182
Wait...u are ram? WTF

>>6441436
>junior in high school
>begin/end a neckbeard phase over the course of a couple of months
>shave beard and put it in plastic bag to give to a friend of mine who can't grow a beard as a joke
>everyone thinks I'm autistic.

>>6441464
I kind of did this too, I just straight up ignored girls. It kind of backfired, after high school all these people told me a few girls wanted my D. One is now a model.

Also created a bad habit. I don't flirt or even treat girls differently than men, I just don't know how to flirt or talk to girls. It definitely makes a difference, girls act really cold towards me for the most part, almost like I act towards them.

>>6441554
i have the same problem and the same regrets. there were 3-4 girls that wanted my dick and i would have gladly given it to them. and now i have no idea how to into females.. feels weird man

>>6440349
Don't feel homo bro; a lot of people just don't feel like hooking up with random sleezy womens at bars

>>6440412
Looks like someone's jealous they didn't get cake

>tfw you remember the girl who first friendzoned you and you get angry and cringe at yourself

FUCK

>>6441554
They only wanted you because you were unobtainable. Why didnt anyone tell you back then that they wanted you?

>qt thin girl constantly crushes on me
>have two classes with her
>she asks me to edit her work
>makes direct eye contact with me the entire time
>often blushes
>wants me very much
>march break rolls around
>too beta to find the courage and place to ask her out
>do it via fb
>one day passes
>no problem
>two days pass
>still have 5 days
>last day of march break
>did she not look at her fb?
>march break ends
>see her around school all the time
>avoid eye contact at all costs
>now there's too much tension for either of us to talk
>we never speak to each other for the rest of the year
>change routes I used to get to classes and locker
>prom comes ignore the fuck out of here
>go stag
>get drunk
>become prom king
>dont go to graduation because I didn't like the idea of it and so I could avoid her
And that's the story of why I hate how I used to be.

>>6441645
>tfw I fucked it up so bad with her so long ago
>tfw I still think about her sometimes

>>6441692
I think I just ignored everyone except for a handfull of people.

Apparently they were too shy to talk to me, I ran into one of the girls once about a year ago. Supposedly I was funny

>>6441706
It could be that, but I think that guy might be on to something. It seems people only want what they can't have (I'm as guilty of this as anyone)

>>6441159
>complicated relationship, 70% sex
>very strong emotional connection
shut the fuck up

>>6440592
I paid 10 bucks for I'm Gay because I wanted to support Lil B - Lil B

>>6440620

>be freshman in high school
>been flirting with a hot, athletic mexican girl since the summer
>we have a half-day, I'm at home with my friends playing Halo
>she calls and tells me that no one is at her house
>wants me to come over
>I freeze up and mumble something about "bros before hos" before hanging up on her
>see her at school the next day
>she won't talk to me

And

>be sophomore in high school
>qt asian senior wants my dick
>friday night, I'm at home playing banjo
>she calls me saying she's drunk, invites me to come to a party she's at
>says that she made sure there's an empty room for us
>I'm noodling around on the banjo while listening to her
>find myself playing a really cool melody
>tell her to shut up and listen
>put on speaker phone and start playing melody
>she hangs up
>ignores my calls and texts for the next week
>finally see her, she has a boyfriend

>>6440493
iktf. I felt bad for my family who was sitting there more than anything though. My mom should of had a son who's a social butterfly and had tons of friends.

and these memories of me fucking shit up kill me. Everytime I mess up my brain will rethink it for weeks and make me relive the embarrassment.

You guys don't even know.

>Lose virginity at 18 while drunk to some 5/10
>Been 18 months, still haven't sexed another girl
>At a friend's college for a weekend, this one girl's had her eye on me for a while
>Finna smash it
>End up in her room one day, been drinking since 11am and I'm exhausted
>We're getting real freaky naughty and I notice I'm not making a whole lot of movement downstairs
>Ask her if she has a condom to stall for time
>She pulls one out right away
>Decide to run to the toilet to get it up
>"Uhhh, be right back"
>Running around the block of student accommodation because I don't know where the fucking toilet is
>Finally find it and get into a stall, freaking out
>Finna jerk it
>Decide to pee because I'm in the bathroom, may as well. Don't want to accidentally pee inside her! (That's a thing that happens right?)
>Lean back while sitting down and peeing, trying to relax, but my dick lifts up enough for piss to spray up and cover the stall (and my pants)
>Realise I can't go back with pee on my pants
>Run back to my friend's room and tell him what's happened
>Girl is still downstairs by herself
>Change, and my friend sends me back down
>"YOU ARE GONNA FUCK THIS BITCH"
>Open the door
>"H-hi. Sorry about that."
>"It's okay. I'm gonna go to dinner now, want to come?"
>"N-no, that's alright. I'll just sleep here..."
>Feel my virginity grow back as I cry myself to sleep in her bed

>>6441907
>want to come?

that must've hurt

>>6441911
It got worse, too.

>In her bed while she's at dinner
>Figure I'll try and use the time alone to work up something for her when she gets back
>Jerk it and achieve stick of soft cabanossi mode
>Mentally prepping myself for the moment she comes back in
>Suddenly, door opens
>She steps in
>Two guys behind her
>"There's a dude in there!"
>ohfuck.jpg
>They jump on top of the quilt and start humping me
>Freak out trying to pull my pants back up under the quilt, but try to play along to show I'm an alpha male who can have a laugh at himself
>Humping and zipping at the same time
>Amongst all this, hear the girl say "I'm going to a party now."
>Leave the room tired, beaten, sexless, generally emasculated
>Friend laughs at me

>>6439984
>not telling her, 'I hope she gets better'

>>6441949
oh wow that's brutal
and she's kind of a twat

>be like 10 years old
>Valentines day is coming up and we have to option to make a card for someone in the class
>get like a cards from like 4 girls out of which 2 were qts
>throw all the cards into the thrash before I get home

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me I've always had an extremely low self esteem.

>>6441963
>>get cards from like 4 girls out of which 2 were qts****

pretty much anytime I had to do public speaking

I can usually hold my low self esteem and betaness in while talking to people in normal situations but when it comes to standing in front of classroom full of people my autism and crippling anxiety all comes out. As I walk up in front of the room my mind is already bombarded with what people may be thinking of me. I see that people have cought on to my weakness. A cute asian girl who I've never had the balls to talk chats up her friend "he's so nervous" and they giggle as I'm preparing. All I have to do is read off a fucking paper but I still start sweating and shaking like a spazz. When I get it over all the little confidence I had prior goes down the drain.

>all of these stories of you guys deliberately throwing away chances with the girls you have crushes on out of sheer betaness

Jesus fuck this is an actual thing that can happen?

ITT:
People who didn't risk it to get the biscuit
Hope you all learned from the experiences

>>6440777
crabcore

singer in that band is a bit of a qt

>>6440224
OH MY GOD! HAHA

>>6441907
>want to come?
>not replying with "yeah in your ovaries"

ya blew it

>>6440974
I feel like this would have been the worlds most alpha thing if both you and your friend were attractive and /fa/

>>6441841
was it a sweet tune tho, bro?

>>6439182

>tfw you see someone waving so you wave back, but they were waving at someone behind you