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6423036 No.6423036[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>be last week
>be in hot tub drinking with 2 girls
>get drunk enough to propose sex
>surprisingly girls OK with it
>take turns sucking dick
>lift up tall girls ass so short one can eat pussy
>girls goin at it
>short girl swallow cum while fingerbanging friend

They both blew me and one swallowed my cum, but was it technically a threesome?

>> No.6423057

no bc you didnt benis in bagina them

>> No.6423066

I am not the type for threesomes
i like the intimacy of being alone with just one partner

>> No.6423086

>This guy's getting existential ennui over a hot tub threesome, the very thought of which would arguably be desideratum for most 4chan virgins
>tfwnogf

>> No.6423092
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6423092

>>6423066
>i like the intimacy of being alone with just one partner

>> No.6423095

I once inserted a fleshlight up a man's ass. I then proceeded to fuck the fleshlight while it was inside the man's ass. This sexual experience was not homosexual because our balls did not make contact. To add to the heterosexuality, the other man did not get an erection.

I call this sexual act, "Telescoping". I would recommend this to anybody.

>> No.6423096

>>6423036
dude looks like pepyn

anyway
>tfw no attractive

>> No.6423097

>>6423092

there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.6423101

>>6423092

she would be a 6-7/10 if she wasn't fat

>> No.6423103

>>6423097
>>6423101
strongly agree, probably a 6.5 lean

>> No.6423113

>>6423095

I laughed so fucking hard I dropped my spaghetti onto my cat

>> No.6423119

>>6423095
LOL
holy fuck, new pasta?

>> No.6423130

>>6423119
It can be whatever you want it to be, but I highly recommend that you try this out. Seriously. It is awesome.

>> No.6423156
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6423156

g-g-guys...
how awkward is it seeing a person after you've had drunk sex with them? somebody you really don't know that well. do you just completely avoid each other or what?

>tfw u will never know that feel

>> No.6423172

>>6423156

depends on how well we connected or w/e, but i usually just say hi or something. it's really not a thing to get awkward about

>> No.6423215

>>6423156
Totally depends. I usually don't care and act the same way I did before. Most of the girls I've had sex with are good friends of mine, and sometimes we fuck when we get drunk, and occasionally talk about it. Just act like you normally would, sex doesn't change much unless she (or you) are some kind of psychopath.

>> No.6423333

>>6423095
#rare #based

>> No.6423348

>>6423130
why can't i do it with a female

>> No.6423358

>>6423215
virgin detected

>> No.6423361

>>6423096
i miss pep ;__;

>> No.6423378

>>6423348
You can do it with a female. Think of it as her having two pussies. No problem.

>> No.6423390

>>6423361
shut up pep