/fa/ - Fashion

bags of milky coins

>>6408176
take two fingers and put into a container of lukewarm macaroni and cheese tah dah

exactly how you'd expect it to feel honestly

>2013
>caring about vaginas

Nigga do you even /fa/

>>6408190
ironic...

You dont remember? You came out of it, didnt you?

>>6408203
>The most you time you will ever spend in a pussy will always be your mom's...

>>6408216

probably is that way for 99.99999% of the population

>>6408232
tfw you let your dick sit in a grill's vagina for more than 9 months

>>6408216
The womb is not a pussy.

It's a moist cave made out of marshmallow flesh

>>6408259
feet
post em

>>6408259
i feel uncomfortable reading this from a girl
feels like a dude describing his fishy rancid dick

how do i turn into a marshmellow

>>6408263

you honestly don't want to see them

>>6408263
Teehee~

>>6408270
already did but i need more pics for my collection

such an ironic thread.
>tfw dating girl for 9 months. no vag action
>finally get it tonight
i cried a lil..

>>6408275

then aim for quality feets you fucking foot pleb

>>6408278
>implying they aren't 7/10

>>6408277
pls dont spost that pic again

i cri

you can feel the muscles like squeezing and contracting and sliding across your dick the whole time
its really intimate and makes you never wanna jack off again

>>6408290
post pls

>>6408278
R u sayin my feets aren't quality, money boy?

>>6408286
lik dis if u cri erytime

>>6408290
y the fuk dont u do makeup tutorial vids if ur so pro at it

or is it looked down upon

>>6408290

kinda stubby imo

femlet feet

>>6408297
she is beautiful and dresses really well shut up

>>6408297
It's true (tfw 5'5")
>>6408299
I am horrible at videography. I tried once upon a time.

>>6408309
>tfwnoqt3.14shortgf

>>6408308

berry is a lovely women but her feet are something to be desired

sry

>>6408314

leave* something to be desired

my b

>>6408314
>implying

>>6408309
its not evn fking hard wtf
whatever fk u no cash 4 u just leave it all to the weirdass fuckign asian chicks

it felt better than i expected the first time around.

>>6408309
you would probably get a lot of attention by /fa/ girls

>>6408322
no fuck off mifune we've all had sex i don't want to hear about ur nasty dickscapades

>>6408324
ye if she namedropped a bunch of designer knowledge under the pretense of "makeup commentary"

wow im good at this

>>6408332
why are you on /fa/

>>6408308

Yeah, I'd be way to scared to ask out this girl

>>6408328
hahahahahah whaaat? *hugs*

>>6408340
cuz i excuse u if u are

>>6408337
r u drunk

>>6408309
berry plz let me (berry) my face into your ratchet orifices
#ONSIGHT

>>6408337

r u drunk

>>6408332
lmao u fokin beta
just go up to her and ask her for her name
what's the big deal? the worst thing that could happen is her telling you to fuck off. so?

>>6408346
lol it's 5pm on a Friday... not yet...

hmmm maybe i'll get back on snapchat cause I'm having a fucking bender tonight

>>6408350

will u do anything interesting this weekend :-)

>tfw got exams this saturday

>>6408349
Tfw never get approached by qt guys even if they are staring

berry pls post feet pics

>>6408349

For starters, her face is apparently a beam of light

>>6408308
get rid of the bangs carly rae

>>6408362
because most guys are faggots who put women on a pedestal
muh feminism

post feen nao ;)

>>6408362
would u date a qt boi in raf simons rick owens?

>>6408369
Oh man
>>6408371
I did 8)

>>6408362
i thought you had a boyfriend

whats your kik
whats your snapchat
whats your vine

>>6408365
Bender tonight and another black tie ball tomorrow night... meaning i'm gonna be drunk and coked out of my head.

Gonna be banging a 18 year old cutie who goes to Brown. Love dem Ivy league sluts.

...i am drunk

>>6408378
post feet and hair plz

can i post feet

>>6408390
yes pls

>>6408379
I like all different clothing styles on men
>>6408385
My snappy is xunya

>>6408362

it's because i'm a pussy and don't know what to say

trust me i want to

>>6408362
why not ask them out yourself then

>>6408407
I assume they are gay
>mirin this qt at the club
>exchange eye contact for a while
>pulls out pink cellphone "what?"
>his boyfriend finally comes over and stars squeezing his bum

>>6408419

damn better than berry lmao

>>6408419
theres semen all over my fingers now

>>6408403
say whatever you want to say it doesn't matter as long as it is authentic and you're leading the interaction. don't try to impress her and be self amusing. if you're having fun and don't care about permission she will get sucked into your reality.
you can talk about the most retarded things as long as you show an interest she can relate to.
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlWrFgIR6CU

>>6408419
boner

>>6408415
how do you know that was his boyfriend
maybe it was just his guy friend playfully squeezing his bum for fun

btw do you write off guys as gay if they dress fashionably? i sometimes fear that people who don't know me very well, especially girls, think i'm gay because of that

>>6408419
i'm just going to save them under berrys name

>>6408434
No not usually :s

>>6408415

That's when you step in and use your alpha female skills to take him away.

>>6408430
fuck that is one alpha motherfucker

It feels pretty sucky your first time with a condom I must say. But without a condom, it feels indescribable B)

>>6408419
ok getting in on this foot game
my foot is swollen so thats why its covered with stuff
enjoy
im not, it hurts to walk

>>6408466

hell ye nigga if bitches aint gonna post feet then we men have to do the dirty work

like always

>>6408466
what is this hidden smiley face

>>6408494
illuminati

>>6408494
see pic

>>6408473
>>6408497
yes

>>6408386

>gonna be so coked up

god I thought you were cool

is it time for manfeet yet

>>6408517
what happened

>>6408521
sole got cut
don't remember why

i dont remember

It just feels kinda warm and wet, I remember I expected it too feel like a raw steak or ham or some shit (I know right?) but yeah its just kinda nice warm and wet

it's one of those things you have to feel it to believe it. it depends on the girl. some feel tight some feel looser than the other. get confidence wear a dope fit, be yourself and eventually you'll get some. good luck.

>>6408290
I'm saying you better go to surgery to fix your ugly knees.

>>6408289
That's not what it felt like my first and last time
I didn't even cum
Why

>>6408286

Sorry what?

>>6408415
>Exchange eye contact for a while
Oh boy, you totally had him until his boyfriend came. Ten more seconds and he'd have been yours, girlfriend

>>6408249
>>6408232
tfw you think ur mum kept you wedge in her crease
I made myself giggle then feel ill

>>6408326
baldchan! thanks 4 the edits

Like fuckin a warm, ribbed watermelon

>>6408308
hot damn that outfits nice

bump 4 more feet

they're okay. blowjobs feel better though.

>>6408385
whgat the fuck? are those toenails?

>>6408277
ya fucked up
you waited too long, now in her mind sex is of too high valued to give to you regularly
gj