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Today, I worked for an early thirties ish woman with a bob haircut and huge rounded sun glasses. She was pretty.
My ovaries exploded.

>> No.6368649

Forgot to mention a very important detail: she reminded me odd Anna Wintour.
This was amplified by the fact that I couldn't see her eyes.

>> No.6368653

okay

>> No.6368655

but you're a dude

>> No.6368662

post timestamped picture of yourself

>> No.6368665

>>6368662
>>6368655
>>6368653
samefag

>> No.6368670

>>6368665
>natty_trying_to_avoid_picture.jpg

>> No.6368681

>>6368670
Nah, I realized a while ago that the only few posters I would show fit pics to, would not bother to ask me for them in the first place.

I study the way all you posters treat me, it is interesting to see the mechanisms in which the individuals of this board operate in

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My pic didn't post

>> No.6368686
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>>6368646
HEY NATALIE... U WANT TO WORK HERE... U WELL HAVE 2 EAT MY PUSS FIRST... THEN MAYBE I LET U WORK.

>> No.6368691

>>6368681
>tfw I'm always nice to you but i'm always on anon so you don't know who i am

>> No.6368700

I thought you were a waitress

>> No.6368703

post fit ugly.

>> No.6368709

>>6368646
where do u work gurrrl?

:work:

>> No.6368711
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>> No.6368722

I missed you bby

>> No.6368727

>>6368711
dayum son
my pussy became wet

craptcha:
bonners strong

>> No.6368728

>>6368711
>faye_reagan_biography.jpg

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>>6368686
>>6368686
>>6368686
But Miss Wintour, I'm nervous!

>> No.6368736

>>6368700
I am, she wad in the corner of a booth, surrounded by younger, yet less interesting, girls.
>>6368722
I missed all you anons! You too soon who says he is Nice to me!

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>> No.6368752

>>6368740
Please delete this pic I don't want that ugly face being associated with Natalie because they are in the same thread

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>>6368752
oh natalie how I fantasize about holding you tenderly and kissing you all over, even if you are a fat neckbeard. I would love you forever.

>> No.6368758

>>6368752
natty post proof of your gender pls

>> No.6368774

THE NATALIE POSTER IS AN OBESE MALE SHITPOSTER

THAT IS WHY HE NEVER POSTS FITS

MOST OF THE REPLIES IN THE THREAD ARE THE NATALIE POSTER

THANKS BYE

>> No.6368780

You're not my type

>> No.6368783

>>6368774
>>6368774
Jealous because I have more fans than you!

>> No.6368784

>>6368780
AS YOU CAN SEE, THE NATALIE SHITPOSTER DOES NOT REPLY DIRECTLY TO MY POST WITH SOME NONSENSICAL POST FOR SUBCONSCOIUS PSY-OPS PURPOSES

THE REASON IS TO IMPLY THAT HE IS HIGHER-UP AND DOES NOT NEED TO RESPOND DIRECTLY TO ME

THANKS BYE

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behold.......natalie portman, the worst tripfag on /fa/

she posted this pic while in a skype convo with a group and linked to her facebook

>> No.6368786

>>6368785
thats not the nat poster stop samefagging nat poster

>> No.6368787

>>6368785
#REKT

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>>6368785

>> No.6368789

Ewwww honesty why would you post that
Disgusting
Why bother poisoning your visual vocabulary by searching for such hideous images
Fill you're mind with some thing beautiful
Like Nat

>> No.6368795

>>6368788
Natalie, I seem to have misplaced that one fit pic you deleted after a few minutes. You should repost it for us.

>> No.6368793

>>6368788
Lol, funny reaction

>> No.6368792

>>6368789
so it is you?

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Reposting because of forum sliding

The natalie poster is very obese, and male.

Most of the replies (positive or negative), are the natalie poster.

Please report the thread and do not bother to reply. Thanks.

>> No.6368802

ITT:damage control

>> No.6368797

No I've never used Skype and my computer is broken

>> No.6368798

>>6368792

yeah it is

she is extremely insane and will try and deny it

>> No.6368800

>>6368785
Fuckin hell, if this is you... suicide is a viable option

>> No.6368805

>>6368685
god she's ugly....

>> No.6368806

>>6368795
Are you putting me on the spot, anon?

>> No.6368810

Lol please, you all are so short sighted some times

>> No.6368808

>>6368806
if the fatty isn't you post a real picture then

>> No.6368812

>>6368806
I think your already on the spot, Nat

>> No.6368814

>>6368808
Relationships are push and pull.

>> No.6368813
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>>6368789
you're fucking insane
& pic is saved to post in all your future threads

get #rekt

>> No.6368817

>>6368814
post a picture m8

>> No.6368818

>>6368812
excuse my spelling pls

>> No.6368821

>>6368812
Yes I am, look at how all these anons shower me with attention. I am magical.

>> No.6368824

>>6368821
>things fat people say

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Reposting because of forum sliding

The natalie poster is very obese, and male.

Most of the replies (positive and negative), are the natalie poster.

Please report the thread and do not bother to reply. Thanks.

>> No.6368823

>>6368814
why are you reacting like it is you?

>> No.6368826

Maybe one day you might learn how to flirt.

>> No.6368832

>>6368821
Normally people on this board don't give females as much special attention as opposed other boards. Maybe it's just because you're tantalizing them with the possibility you might not be female.

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>>6368826

>> No.6368834

>>6368823
I'm not.

what's your first name anon?

>> No.6368837

>>6368832
I'm like some sex puppet to them, those dirty old men

>> No.6368840

Why don't we just let Natty have this, this little warm spot, carved out within the niche of a niche? A place to call home, even if only in one's own mind.
it's probably a bright spot in an otherwise stormy life. Why take it back?

>> No.6368849

Are you from the east or west coast, Natalie?

>> No.6368853

>>6368840
>>6368840
and then finally, a thinker appeared

My dear anon, what do you think if me?

>> No.6368854

why are you people even replying

>> No.6368857

>>6368849
repeated myself to many times already.

>> No.6368861

>>6368854
no h8rs please

>> No.6368860

>>6368857
people have actually asked you that before?

>> No.6368864

>>6368860
Do you know how much I post?

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>>6368853

>> No.6368870

>>6368864
Well, you've been gone for quite awhile, haven't you?

>> No.6368881

>>6368870
Like a month. Which is long for me.

Anon, it is such an enjoyable act to play with the mechanical doll that is Natalie. She to me is like a plaything, a fragment of a muse, yet a muse at the same time.

As I delve into it, it begins to become harder to explain. This has to do with how Nat has fused with my psyche and has formed her own ego within me.

>> No.6368887

Nat's a decent member of this online community and I find her posting to be of satisfactory entertainment and educational value.

>> No.6368886

>>6368881
So you have multiple personality disorder? Are you undergoing treatment?

>> No.6368893

>>6368887
I agree. I love Nat.

>> No.6368902

>>6368886
I do not have a disorder because I am fully conscious of what I am doing.

I have assigned my concept of Natalie with the identity of my purest aesthetic values.
Why purest? Because nothing will ever feel and be closer to us than the flesh of a human being. That is a bit of a tangent though.

thank you number 8887

>> No.6368917

>>6368902
do you browse boards other than /fa/?

>> No.6368927

>>6368893
Don't put words in my mouth, son.

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>mfw This thread

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this is the only picture i saved of nat

shes a looker alright

>> No.6368947

>>6368944
#wow

>> No.6368951

>>6368917
No.

>> No.6368953

>>6368951
how did you even find this place?

>> No.6368967

I thought Nat was some fucking fat dude.

>> No.6368969

>>6368953
>>6368953
Few years ago, I had Facebook and the like and would browse a website named encyclopedia dramatica for funny stuff. They talked about a place called 4 Chan a lot, and I never went there because I thought it was dumb. Then I finally visited /b/a and tried to share photos I liked but the place was not for me.

I found /FA/ and thought it suited me perfect

>> No.6368971

>>6368967
nah shes a qt

>> No.6369023

>>6368944
disgusting

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