/fa/ - Fashion

>implying

people on islands are always ugly due to inbreeding

now after decades without colonies, they revert back to being even trashier

I have no idea what you're talking about.

guy on the right is what every single guy in the uk looks like

>>6353194
pfffffffhahahahahahaha

you look like shit m8 don't talk down on people

>>6353169
All of those guys are pretty good looking.

OP you dumb

because of years of inbreeding

Shes British.

>>6353212
Fake tan, clown lipstick, dyed hair. Yep, She's British.

food+Wet weather

Because they're scum

>>6353250
>dyed hair

OH FUCK SHE MUST BE SCUM

For future reference, see: 90% of human female population

>>6353277
It's still more common in the UK. And it combines with everything else she does to disguise any natural beauty she might or might not have. I live in the UK, it's what they do. You don't want to see these girls the day after a night out.

>>6353178
Number 2 from the right doesn't look too bad...

>>6353200

Don't forget most bri'ish girls are whores

>implying

>>6353417
Sophie Dee is the most proper whore I'm aware of (or at least was before implants). Says she's welsh.

>>6353194
nah, only southerners
southerners all look the same
northerners are more split, either hot or hideous
scots are hot when they're not fat or ginger (but they're almost all fat and/or ginger)

>>6353424
pls b in lndn

slag thread

>>6353440

>all southerns look the same

>notherners are hot

>scots are hot

mate why even bother posting you melt

>>6353482
so fugly

u wot m80?

>being mad at that swag

I'd say down south there are the more attractive people in England and the South of Scotland.
The north of both countries are much less affluent than the south and are generally scum.
The south people take care of themselves more, eat better because they can afford it and know how to conduct themselves.

'ello m8

>>6353958
Are you going to stay in canada? or are you planning on travelling to other countries?

>>6353980
I'm going to India around Oct-November this year.

>>6353440
Lol northern retard. Northerners are pig ugly, retarded, poor, labour-voting mongoloids with vile accents. Stay jelly of us for being richer and healthier and having accents that foreign bitches love. Try your "up oop onit laik a car bonnet" crap outside of your crumbling shithole cesspool and see how far it gets you.

>>6354024
you sound a little mad you should just take a minute to calm down

>>6353440
Scouser reporting in.
Also Southerners are shit

>>6354024

surrey accent is best accent

>>6353440
The shires are where it's at mate. Countryside, fresh (as you can get in England) air, and some nice girls, maybe not the prettiest but in the 7-9 range.
Plus.... quiet pubs and country walks.

>all these upset britishers

thank god the colonies got out while the getting was good

lel

Christian Bale's British

>>6354094
Cambridgeshire reporting in.

>>6353641

What a brickhead

>>6354083

Biggest ridiculous cunt accent in the whole of england.

Prove me fucking wrong

>>6354153
Good to hear from you.
I just sold up in the Loire and am moving back but not sure where to buy. Considering Shrops or Devon mainly.
How is it where you are?

these are 5/10s in stockport

>>6354191
brit or not, she is fukkin butters m8
2/10 huge thighs + waist. would not smash

>>6354196
fuck I love these boob-window dresses

>>6353169
Because most of their Aryan seed has been mongrelized.

>>6354196

thats bollocks m8 u and i both no it

>>6353178
second right isn't bad, he's just makin' a face

>>6354211
me too

>>6354205
>>6354205

>>6353208
not digin' it

LADS

>>6354235
banterous LADS

>>6354119
have you never seen teen mom
they are much worse
getting pregnant just so they can become tv stars

>>6354243
fukkin bantaaaa OI OI OI OI OI
m8 u got any ket??? im buzzin to get in a k-hole
siikkk!!!

>>6354235
what a #LAD

average american family

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymMK2Jf-HGo

>>6354243
archbishop of banterbury

>>6354261
>>6354243
>>6354249
>>6354235
>>6354280

#thisneedstostop

>>6354196
>>6354191
anymore?

>>6354190
It's pretty nice man. A lot of nice countryside, but because of the University, Cambridge itself is full of younger people and has a swag fag problem. Though not too many chavs.
If you did move here I'd suggest some of the further out villages or towns depending on what you're after. For example I think Godmanchester is pretty nice. Another thing to beware in Cambridge itself is a housing problem as business expanded too quickly for proper housing infrastructure to develop so the council is making big housing abominations.
Personally there are nicer counties is you're looking for a quiet county though it is close enough to London by both car and train, has all the things needed if you head into Cambridge itself and has some great stuff to see (punts, colleges, Ely cathedral etc.) though the centre of Cambridge has nice places to relax like the greens.
Need any more information or was this not helpful?

Keep away from the shitty towns and cities just outside London, and most of the cities and you've got hot people everywhere.
Being from Oxford and lived across a lot of the south and a couple places in the north like Cumbria and Birkenhead, there's a lotta qtpa2ts in the south in places like Oxford

>>6354305

>shitty towns and cities just outside London

i see a lot of qt's in kingston, could be because of the university and nightlife

Any Britbros from/spend a fair amount of time in Greenwich or Edinburgh?
May be heading to one of those in September, kind of want to know what they're like for the dress sense there and if they're generally full of munters.

So where do you think the most /fa/ place to be from in the UK is?

I think Manchester

>>6354272
there's only one man. i bet he's miserable.

>>6354333

>chavchester
>fa

>>6354332
That's a bit of a silly question to ask. Everywhere in the world has some hotties, some mingers and some ok looking girls. You're never going to find somewhere with a lot of hotties compared to anywhere else.
Same goes for peoples dress sense. Theres obviously going to be some people who dress well, some who dont, and some who just dress average.

Not to mention you are probably ugly and not /fa/ anyway

>>6354333
London I guess, I haven't really been anywhere though. Although I'm going to Manchester for uni this year.

>>6354341
Yeah. Manchester is pretty /fa/ if you take away the chavs which every-fucking-place in England has a lot of.

>>6354343
While you're right, you're also wrong in a sense.
I'm not expecting these areas to be full of beautiful women that make men weep, but you do get areas where there are just appalling looking women as the norm (I'm looking at the north here, never ever go to Berwick) and you get places where there's more swag fags/chavs than other areas.
That's what I mean, though I might have worded it horribly.

>>6354333
>filthy manc
>fa
>not city and united shirts everywhere making every none Manchester arse licker elsewhere in the country throw up in their mouths

>>6354350
It's great. You will enjoy it

>>6354333
London, Bristol, Manchester

>>6354333
Oxford if you're into dadcore

>>6354333
I would say London and Manchester, but I don't really think London should be allowed since it's only /fa/ because it's the capital and everything happens there due to that fact.

Out of every other city in UK Manchester is the most /fa/ and it kind of does it without even trying

>>6354295
That helps quite a lot actually. What are are the housing prices like?

>>6354362
Glad to hear.

>>6354333
London obviously
thats not really a fair contest tho
id say Bristol, great music history. Better than wankchester fosho

>>6354393
they can range anywhere from £90,000-£5,000,000
so there's a massive variation.
I'm not an expert on the housing prices but I'd imagine the average house costs around £300,000 due to the aforementioned housing problems in Cambridge itself.
Again it all depends on what you want as you will be able to find cheaper than that quite readily if you're after smaller houses, flats, houses in slightly rougher neighbourhoods (though why would you do that?) etc,
Again, I hoped I helped and good luck.

>>6354333
I'd say Liverpool has to be in with that, the North West is the most /fa/ part of the UK, actually just GOAT tier part of the country.

>Miss England 2013

absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>6354428
Yeah, I'm after a country cottage but not too small and with a nice sized garden. A lot smaller than what I have at the moment.
The prices in France are amazing really, I bought a farm and lots of buildings on 10 acres of farmland for 230k 8 years ago. Luckily it's gained value though.
You've helped a lot thanks.

>>6354451
>>6354461
eww

fuckin seriously? I mean I know that in general most people are ugly, and beautiful people can be found anywhere, even if they're very rare.

I know Britain was rated one of the ugliest places in the world, but seriously? that's Miss England? what in the actual fuck

>>6354485
There were contenders seriously better looking than her.
Still not great looking. Like, your average Liverpool skank, but still, much better.

>>6354461
I don't get it. There had to be a better choice than her. I mean look at Emma, she's outstanding.

>Non-murricans
>Giving a shit about beauty pageants

>>6353169
>implying America doesn't have at least identical ratio of ugly/attractive people

>>6354506
i got approached by "miss [my city]", who had apparently been chosen by judges in a contest of some description, and asked to model with her. i laughed - i literally see better looking skanks on the day-to-day everywhere i go

moral of the story: only ugly fucks who are trying to prove something actually go in for these contests

>83 votes

>>6354539
i'm scottish btw

>>6354254
At least they're normal looking.

>>6354485
>>6354461
>>6354455
>>6354451
>implying anyone gives a fuck about "miss england" or that it has any reflection upon the country at all

same with miss america, or anywhere else. stay retarded

>>6353440
im scottish, not fat or ugly

>>6353440
i have a thing for gingers (who aren't hideous) actually

maybe because i'm scottish

>>6353208
was that pic supposed to be an example of an attractive male?

>>6353169
OP asks why
thread tries to debate but in the end comes into an agreement that the majority of British people are ugly. ( at least hasn't proven it much wrong yet)

I love this thread.

>>6354790
epic

Tbh I think the majority of the world is ugly. Just the way shit goes as the gene pool widens.

>>6354196
have you ever been to stockport
full of sti ridden essex wannabe slags and topman faggots
i should know, i live there

>>6354672

>what is sarcasm?

I know plenty of lookers, it mainly falls back to british people having no idea how to look good, which is a tradition going back to the days of redcoats and tights.

>>6353440
only 10% of scots are ginger

>>6355218
i live in stockport too

i like how everyone says inbreeding because island, even though there are 60 million people on the island (you only need ~4500 to avoid inbreeding in humans) and higher population density than most of the world means each individual has more contact with more other individuals, meaning greater choice of partners, even than much bigger countries with low population density (like the USA), combined with the fact that "british" isn't even a thing (the island has been a massive invasion magnet since forever; even just the "english" are angles, saxons, jutes, frisians, franks, celtic britons, norse, pre-celtic palaeolithic settlers etc) and that because we invented rail travel we were the first western nation in which people started marrying much further afield than previous generations... basically everyone is an idiot for many, many seperate and compounding reasons.

there is absolutely no genetic difference between a white "british" person and a north american "anglo-saxon". even germans and dutch are almost entirely the same as us, and any differences that are aesthetic are purely due to the prevelance of cosmetic dentistry in north america (note cosmetic; british teeth are healthier with fewer cavities, but american teeth are routinely straightened and whitened because you have to pay for it and holy shit do you guys ever get jewed out of money at every turn with minimal regard for what actually lies beneath the shiny exterior) and the fact that its always cloudy here so everyone is pale. plus we're among the fattest in western europe which doesn't help. basically cultural/environmental cosmetic differences, and absolutely nothing to do with anything genetic.

inb4 mad; not really, just setting the record straight for all the idiots who repeat the same nonsense without having a clue what they're talking about. you have been educated.

>>6355218
do u come on /fa/ a lot stockport bro??

>>6355511

good post

>>6353476
cara delevinaigrette
face of burberry

>>6355511
impressive

>>6354083
Windsor master race reporting in

>brits are ugly
>objectively the most handsome man in the world is british

ha. gotcha

>>6355654
HOHOYOYOYHEHE
LOL m80 AmERICANS ALL WAY nine t fokken hundret pounds m8 HEHOHOYO

GO EAT A BEHHHHHGu u FAT amERicaN!!!!

>>6354119
Why is that guy so fucking short lmao

>>6354196
These are 2/10s in california

>>6355670
have you not read this thread at all?
the americans have been saying just as embarrassingly awful things

>>6355621
too bad he is bold

>>6355771
>bald
fix

>>6355771
Yeah hes bald but he still has the prettiest face on the planet

This is a 10 in Great Britain

>tfw live in central Ldn so get perfect mix of cosmopolitan qties
>not even 100% english so not ugly but have RP accent girls love

captcha: trysoft

>food in yuropoor

>>6353482
that is Kim Barry from cork, ireland infact. However, ireland is just as bad as britain if not worse.

tiny island tiny genepool

>>6355790
lol
holly is like a 5

>>6354672
Yeah, I happen to think Noel is one of the most beautiful people alive.
Opinions.

>>6355825
but a small gene pool is a good thing and doesn't allow for as many monstrosities and mutants as americas huge gene pool has

>>6355654
They actually look a lot alike

>>6355771
He isn't bald...He's balding

There's a diff

>>6355836
America has some of the best looking people in the world, just a lot of fatties.

>>6355868

lol ops picture keeps cracking me up

>implying i didnt make this thread
>implying im not a rampant shitposting tripfag

oi m8 wats the problem

>>6355836
How is a small gene pool a good thing? Someone failed bio.

>>6354359

I'm from Berwick u cheeky kunt. I have however grown up in Glasgow and as a result of this I know how to dress. "Fashion" in Berwick is non-existent and the birds are generally ugly as fuck, admittedly.

>>6355868
That's because we're big. It's like China and tall people. Just because theres a few tall chinese people, doesn't mean the rest of them aren't shorty mcshorterson. I say the place with the highest ratio/density of attractive people is Scandinavia or the Netherlands.

I just wish the britbongos would leave /fit/ to their American overlords to enjoy in peace

>>6354119
Bitch on the left looks like shes in her mid 40s and the daughter looks like a midget version of sweet dee that somehow got taller lel.

black guy here,
this thread has helped me understand as to why the white race is dying out. noone male/female has higher standards than white guys. most of the girl posted in this thread i would fuck the living shit out of.

>>6354205
wtf she is hot as af

>>6355961
Do british women really look like that?

>>6354094
Oxford reporting in

i fucking love it, shame it's a bit dead but you don't really notice after a while and just appreciate that it's a really nice place

>>6356067
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-BjDtK8aS0

watch at your own risk m8

Cumbria represent
British equivalent of Bumfucknowhere, Alabama fuck yeah

>>6354357
Bristol is okay but there's so much swagfag and chinowanker trying to make the transition into swagfag. There are very few nice clothes shops

>>6354364
this is pretty true, but it suits the city in a way that you kind of have to see to understand

>>6356085
what the actual fuck
Good god, man

>>6356104
wtf i live in cumbria too #wow#whoa

>>6356134
I'm going to kill myself

>>6356104
wheres cumbria?

>>6356085
my fucking god

>>6356085
why am I watching this still

>>6356654
Hahah wait for the penis surgery m8 B)

>>6356085
the bird at 1:24 in the red is pretty fucking hot doe

in my head
UK people have small up turned "sad" squinty eyes, pale skin, dirty blonde hair, pointy noses and thin lips and tracksuits and Adidas shoes
and they go "Oh yuh" when you talk to them

that is what pops in my head

>>6356654
it is just fucking awful

>those two girls they keep going back to
>the fucking hideous one with the black hair
>stripper pole

jesus christ, i know we've got our fair share of awful looking people in canada/murrica, but at least we've got a good amount of absolute rockets

>>6354467
>The prices in France are amazing really
It's because of inheritance. Half the country cottages are inherited by like 5 different people and go into disrepair while they argue about who gets what and does that with it.

>>6356692
daryl is still my nigga though

>>6356692
yeah true that

there's not one guy in that entire video that I would even want to exchange eye contact with

>>6356707

i cant get over the two girls at 5:12

>>6356659
im not about this right now

>>6356085

Did they breed out chins in England?

easy enough to find a pic of ugly folks from any country, they tend to stick together

dunno why this troll always works

>>6356695
Not really, it's the actual price of land. There is the Inheritance problem but it doesn't actually happen as much as the media would have you believe.
As I said I brought a working farm with 10 acres of pastures and farmland, fully functional milking equipment etc for 230k.

>>6356077
Would you happen to know the going rate for a country cottage or house on maybe 1/4acres in Oxfordshire?

>>6356874
That explains my lack of a chin.
Damn pommy ancestors

>>6354024

this

>>6354153
Nice.

>>6355847
TheJoke.tga

>>6355790
No it isn't you bloody wanker.

>>6353169
>God tier looking english guy pasing by.

>>6354249

wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

>>6359376

k m3

why are americans so jealous of us?

>>6359376
pls be in macclesfield

>>6354272
better than brit tryhards. These people are legitimately like this without any effort.

>0/10 troll getting this many replies

why the fuck are US/UK trolls so common on 4chan? Our two countries are intimate allies

>>6359460
U.S has no allies. Just sidekicks.

Average places in America's top girls

>>6359481
you mean helpers
>help u get down tha stairs
>help u up tha stairs
>into car
>into walmart to buy chinese goods
>help u blow up poor people far away

>>6359376
pls be in london

>>6359586
>dat maryland

>>6359672
W.e you wanna call it ~m8~
We's on top.
Drones r forever.
Keep thirdwrldsthrdwrld!
godbless obama.
imperialisbum forever.

>>6354295
don't think there's really a swagfag problem, i mean a lot of the ~16yos are pretty dressed by tumblr, but people that are out of college seem to be a bit more made in chelsea types...

Cambridge is really nice though, especially in summer if you manage to avoid the hordes of tourists around Kings Parade, there's a lot of greens and whatnot.

>>6354393
Housing prices stayed high throughout the recession which means that in the city centre you're going to be paying more for what you get than a lot of places (excluding London obviously). However if you move into one of the neighbouring villages you can get something more reasonable... Depends what you're looking for though?

>>6355790
who is this fat cow and where can I find more?

wat r u doin m8

>>6359732
Holly Hagan, perf girl, 10/10 in my books.

>tfw i'm from Essex

>>6359381
fucking screencapped

>>6354272
Would bang 2nd from left.

>>6359586
ah dat michigan and south carolina

christ above brits are so fucking ugly

>>6355790

saved

>>6355868

(laughs internally)

>>6359381
What's a cricket paddle

>>6356085
why the fuck am I watching this? and why the fuck do I immediately want to find ep.2. after this one?

>>6354333
nobody has commented on the godly image you've posted yet so i'm just gonna applaud you on your music taste, sir.

>>6355790
>>6359761
I hope this is a ruse.

>>6359761
This as well.

She looks absolutely disgusting, how can she be anything more than 3/10?

>>6359842
It's a paddle you play cricket with.

>>6359902
What's wrong with a bat?

>>6359908
because we're fucking retarded and can't hit a ball properly

>>6355868

>>6359722
I'm downsizing to a cottage or small house with about 3 bedrooms on maybe 1/4 acre.
From what I've seen the prices for them in England is pretty much what I sold my 10 acre farm for in France.

>>6359908
I don't know I'm not English.
This is how the Dutch view cricket: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AOqSj8HJl4

>>6356085
What the actual fuck!
How do you end up like these people

Truly hideous. What a disgusting fucking bitch.

>>6360558
Dawkins looked better when he was younger.

>>6354333
Edinburgh

>>6359886
welcome to english yoof telivision.

LADTV M8

>>6354587
Same here.
I get told I look really Swedish, though. Or Scandinavian.

>>6359460

Dude I don't know, it's fucking annoying though. Both countries have a split of attractive and unattractive people. I'll admit that the doesn't have many people that look like the OP or anything, but we still have shit loads of fuggos. I guess our ugly people just look different, they're still both ugly.

>>6353674
Britan in one image

This is some /b/ tier shit. I thought you were better than this /fa/.

orite lads ow's yer wensday bin???

>>6359435
>These people are legitimately like this without any effort
But they're white so that's not true

this is true brick lane fashion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEmliK3k87w

British guys aren't ugly
Think of the cast of misfits season 1

>>6359435
wat

>>6361192
he's irish

No they arent. Only one guy of that picture is ugly

>>6361237
He's from an "Island" which somehow people concluded that these people are ugly

>>6359408

Louis's got jool-cit'zenship, m8. E's aff ahmerican.

you're all judgemental cunts. just because someone looks a little bit different to your idea of perfect, that does not make them ugly. the only legitimately ugly person ive seen on this thread was when someone posted the picture of honeyboo-boo's family.
besides, who is so insecure about their own appearance they feel the need to put others down to make themselves feel better?
i know i sound like a butthurt retard, but seriously, you beauty snobs need to grow the fuck up. everyone is beautiful.

>>6360796
Edinburgh GOAT city

>>6361286
you sound like one of those teenage emo girls.
"STAY STRONG GIRLS, YOU ARE NOT UGLY IT'S SOCIETY THAT'S UGLY! XOXOX"

serious gtfo, you are on 4chan not fucking reddit.

>Whenever I go to mainland Europe/Asia people ask if I'm British
I feel insulted every time.

>>6361106
Summer is here. Amerifat here, Yuropoors are cool. There's a difference between banter and /b/anter. Fuck off sumerfags.

>>6361298
also male, and i just think these people are being judged unfairly. short of severe physical facial deformity, everyone has the potential to look good to someone, and just because you cant see it, that doesnt make them ugly.

small gene pool (see: japan philippines)

>>6353173
>Iceland
>ugly

Michael Fassbinder

Saw this posted in a similiar thread yesterday and laughed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-BjDtK8aS0

>>6363557
Oops no, that was this thread...

>>6363526
>half irish
>half german

>>6361309
that crying kitty makes me sad

>>6354205
isn't that angie varona? extremely hot american

>>6353178
Second from right went to my sixth form, he is a manlet.

>>6355218
Fellow stockport bro reporting in, where abouts are you from?

>>6353169
brit here, we are the 1%.

while 99% of our population are inbred FAS chav shits, who are physically inferior to most other euro nations.
but for our top 1% by and far exceed the top 1% of any other nation.
this is our burden, our curse and I like it.

despite being a small island nation look at the very top of any field or profession you find British, be that modelling, acting, architecture, science, arts w/e. oh aside from porn and jewey corporations I think the US got that aspect of society pretty much covered.

>>6364951
>Be a poshenglishfag.
>Have balding gene.
>Top 1% of UK.
>Implying that it isn't Scottish.

I swear only Indians bald more than Brits.

>>6354461
jesus christ. i could walk outside and see women more attractive than her before half an hour

if i'm watching porn and i notice that the grill has a british accent, i close the video. pig disgusting