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I saw Rick Owens at a grocery store in Paris yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.6320780
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6320780

haha wut

>> No.6320788

>Milky Ways

They don't sell those in Paris

0/10

>> No.6320786

has to b fake fucciboi fantasy

>> No.6320791

It's the Gosling pasta people, move along.

>> No.6320804

>>6320791
It's been around for much longer than that, fag.

>> No.6320809

>>6320804

Imma rip u open with my toenailz brah, dont fuk wit me

>> No.6320811

Do the one with Elvis Presly

>> No.6320841

>>6320791
>implying

>> No.6320854

>>6320791
no its real, stop trying to invalidate my story

>> No.6320876

>>6320788
Some of the Monop' stores do in the 1-4 Arondissements

>> No.6320880

>>6320791
>Gosling pasta
>GOSLING pasta

>> No.6320881

>>6320791
>not the FlyLo pasta

>> No.6320887

>I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying
why am i having the biggest laugh in months at this?

>> No.6320893

Who even cares?

>> No.6320894

i wish this was true

>> No.6320897

>>6320893

Mayn i love dumb cunts such as yourself, you obviously cared enough to respond :))))))

>> No.6320898

i would love to see ricks reaction to this

>> No.6320913

Did he have a passport and sandwich protruding out of his pocket?

>> No.6320916

>>6320897
you don't call people you love "dumb cunts". that's rude. you should know that kind of stuff when you are trying to make friends, people could react irritated by your behavior.

>> No.6320918

>>6320916

Mane my friends are dumb cunts i'm just being realistic here, they know it, i know it, no harm done :D

>> No.6320921

>>6320762
copypasta lol

>> No.6320923

>>6320913
No but he had another 50 Milky ways in it

>> No.6320965

>people not knowing this is pasta

Do you even reddit.com/r/4chanmeta

>> No.6320978

>>6320791
>Gosling

Pretty sure it was FlyLo first

>> No.6320997

>>6320876
Tu peux acheter des milky ways à peu près PARTOUT dans Paris...

>> No.6320998

>>6320978

This story is actually believable with FlyLo

I remember watching an interview of him, and he was talking about watching interviews for other musicians and realizing they were "douchebags" - turns out he is king of them

>> No.6321000

>>6320997
Suce le penis

>> No.6321005

>>6320998
Also the "Electrical infeterence" thing makes more sense for an electronic producer I guess

>> No.6321024

>>6320998
Really? He doesn't seem like a douchebag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqKVSVfj6Vc

>> No.6321044

>>6321000
D...D'accord

>> No.6321084

>>6321044
bon je vois que vous savez comment agir comme une petite chienne

>> No.6321096

I saw Twerk It at a grocery store in West Hollywood yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Perrier in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. As he was leaving he tripped on his wedges and I saw up his skirt. Shit was so cash.

>> No.6321111

>>6320762
i fucking love this pasta

>> No.6321138

>>6321096
> fifteen bottles of Perrier
>saw up his skirt

max lel

>> No.6321147

>>6321084
on voit clairement que le français n'est pas ta langue maternelle, tapette

>> No.6321214

>>6321024
No he was saying how it makes more sense as a joke with FlyLo with him talking about musicians being assholes.

>> No.6321226

>>6321147
Elle l'est plus que tu l'crois enculé de sa race

>> No.6321698

>>6321147
>>6321226

Allez vous faire foutre bande de merdes.

>> No.6322229

Rude Owens

>> No.6322243

Rick doesn't speak french so he probably didn't understand the poor cashier.

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>>6320923
huehue

>> No.6322317

>>6322243
du lives in france and can't even speak their language?

>> No.6322330

>>6322317

yes

>> No.6322340

>>6322317
Rick Owens is probably one of the few exceptions, or maybe he does, because you have to jump through some fucking hoops to actually live in France long-term

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>>6322340
he mentioned in an interview that he never learned french, and just pays people to handle the french authorities for him
apparently he makes his employees learn languages and do other things to better themselves tho
i heard that he uses one of his footwear guys to handle the unruly italians producing his goods.

>> No.6322400

>>6320762
ohlookiposteditagain.jpeg.tiff.bmp.png

>> No.6322414

>>6320881
>>6320978
>>6320998
>>6321214
do people really call him FlyLo? That sounds so stupid...