/fa/ - Fashion

>>6303927
I still don't fully understand why this is a thing

>>6303936
But it's fun to make

w2c and how much?

is it obnoxious to post my own stuff

>>6303927
Explain pic

>>6303952
no plz keep going

>>6303946

Damn, bretty gud :D

>>6303956
i wil xx
>>6303958
lol ty

>>6303965
Looks like RO's squeeze now.

>>6303968
lmao kinda

>w2c mad ganis

/r/ing that gif of the four sassy males posing ferociously on the catwalk

Greetings from slav /fa/ guys.

>>6303999
>lol i'm 6'2
dead

>>6304024
whats this meant to be of?

>>6304024
this one sucks

OC

Nothing posted ITT is funny

>>6304085
he's a metalhead, obvs

>>6303947
>have been trill and were trill before you
>are trill even though theyve been trill for a long time already

gets me every time

>>6303941
>last panel

>>6303952

wat katie got bandz song does he use in his show?

>>6304195
i dont think he has yet

he just says he likes her

>>6304022
translation?

>>6304097
lol looks like the guy from the "real men real style" youtube

>>6303952
i hope it isn't

>>6304024

Today is the the day I related to something on /fa/.

This is the /fa/ crew I hang with.

>>6304339
This is joke?

>>6304327
top lel

>>6304195


THEY KNOW HOW IM ROCKING

>>6304339
Why is his shirt sticking through his fly?

>>6303981
>>6304097
>>6304144
>>6304302
So dadcore is out? WTF are people wearing today, then? It surely can't be goof nigger.

>>6304240
>>6304240
All of these phrases are russian /fa/ memes so it requires an explanation instead of translation: I'll do my best.
The converse guy is the easiest, he's asking: "Rate me" (Is my look worth it? literally, remember lookatme is the russian website).
The "techwear" guy in the upper right corner is a laughed-upon type of /fa/ visitors who are into military style, where each item is valued not by its fit or aesthetic but by it's durability and usefulness in stressful situations (like one he's in now, jumping from shed on metal spikes), that kind of situation IS a meme which gave them the nickname of spikefuckers at /fa/.

Le coq sportif logo with a can of condensed milk is a combination of memes:
1. All russian imageboards are HEAVILY impressed by prison slang and customs. That was forced and forced and finally implemented in imageboards' visitors so much you can't even tell it wasn't there from the beginning. So, the rooster is the worst rank in prison hierarchy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief_in_law#.22Petukhi.22_.28.22the_roosters.22.29)), I guess you get which reputation that brand got at /fa/.
2. The can of condensed milk is a part of really famous paste about a prison rooster who was fucked that much a can of condensed milk could be easily inserted into his anus.

>>6304321
>Unrefinery
>still wearing plai scarfs in 2013
top lel

>>6304240
The guy in the middle is the curse of russian /fa/: a popular belief you will be judged by your clothes and probably beaten. It has some ground to stand on since, for example, some brands were "chosen" as uniform for russian extremely right (I mean nazi/chav) subculture movement. Their antagonists, called antifa (not as in anti/fa/, but anti fascists) have chosen another brands. For wearing Carhartt, Ben Sherman, Lyle and Scott, Fred Perry and New Balance you could easily be concerned as nazi and beaten by antifa movement. For wearing Saucony, which are the uniform of antifa, you will be beaten by nazis. The fictional logo on the bald guy jacket is the epitome of that cancer: a phrase "well-deserved" which represents the whole situation: if you were stopped on a street wearing your fred perry polo and new balances and your excuse "b-b-but it's fashion" wasn't satisfactory so you were beaten into a pulp for being a nazi (though you aren't) it's WELL-DESERVED. Alternatively, you are in danger of being beaten by nazis as well for wearing their "uniform" without being a nazi yourself.

Nowadays that retarded belief is being slowly forgotten (the image is from about 2 years ago) but still I see questions like "Won't I get 'well-deserved' for that piece of clothing?" sometimes.
The goth guy was probably beaten for his Dr. Martens (I believe they are martens) since these boots were concerned as a part of nazi uniform as well, since the bald guy says "You aren't in the right to wear that!"


And the guy to the left is pidorashka. A really, really forced meme on all russian imageboards. Born from 2 words "pidor" which means faggot in a worst possible sense and "rashka" which is scornful name for Russia, it represents everything bad collected in one single citizen of Russia. You can see for yourself.

>>6304337
I guess that's wrong, this one is dedicated to a certain man who used to post on russian /fa/. Something like Dan, despite being an extremely aggressive and easily provoked person.

>>6304446
wait...what nigga?

>>6304461
*pali scarfs
Sorry.

http://unrefinery.com/article/mailbag-can-i-wear-a-keffiyeh

>>6304425
next-level sprezz

>>6304439


>not dressing in multiple styles

basic bitch usually what your minds setting is?

>>6304327
For a minute I thought that circle was a zoomed in part of the image

>>6304483
new
kind of true but still
you're new af to make that NOW

>>6304491
It's obviously historican.

>equivocate

>>6304491
hey I was bored...and I hadn't seen one for queerninjas yet

>>6304495
Nope. Though he should put it on his blog.
BTW You do realize there is more than 1 person that can't stand twerk right?

>>6304487
lol the thumbnail definitely looks like that

>>6304512
Yes, probably. He deserves no hate though, maybe just some pity: he has some high-fashion sense, he knows how he'd like to dress but he doesn't have any money for that.

>>6304501
what's the story behind dick ovens in that pic
why is he sad

>>6304439
Just dress your fucking age, sick of seeing 20 year olds dressed like 40 year olds lel

>>6304547
Comment is from a guy on sz

>>6304443
>And the guy to the left is pidorashka. A really, really forced meme on all russian imageboards. Born from 2 words "pidor" which means faggot in a worst possible sense and "rashka" which is scornful name for Russia, it represents everything bad collected in one single citizen of Russia. You can see for yourself.


>icefishing in comfy boots and a hat with vodka
This is considered the only thing your country does and has in the Netherlands and that's actually what you think is the worst your country has to offer?
That's pretty sad. :(

>>6304565
I was asking about the picture

>>6304572
These comfy boots are pink uggs. Do I need to add anything else?

>>6304441
>>6304443
spasiba pyzdos

>>6304602
silly russians

>>6304661
нет american, you are silly one hahaha! we will crush you for Матушка Russia!

>>6304676
don't listen to this incoherent durak he's obviously sloshed listening to techno eating shashlyks

>>6304441
>>6304443
I'm Russian by birth but a transplant to America. Your posts make me not want to go back. At least not to the cities.

Then again, I'm below 27, so I shouldn't be going back anyway. Would likely be raped in the army for being American and talking retard Russian.

>>6303952
anyone got apc acne usually what im dressed in one of these?

>>6304709
Yes, you are probably going to be taken to army. I won't recommend trying to return before you turn 28 though, it depends on when have you left Russia.
Glad for you and your parents (guess they are responsible for your relocation? If not even more kudos to you), it's hard to live in Russia, so I've moved from that country as well 1 year ago.

>>6304709
kirril?

>>6304700

>calling non-techno happy hardcore/gabber/shit music "techno"

pls stop

>>6304736
And where are you living now?
I've moved to Czech Republic 2 years ago. But here is the same Russia mostly. People here are not so friendly and lots of russian tourists...hate that, they are so arrogant and rude.

>>6304736
My dad was invited to work in the US on a temporary basis and ended up staying as a result of my sister and me growing up here. I can still speak conversationally and understand Russian well, but it definitely sounds unnatural. I've been in the US for 18 years yet still had Russian citizenship exclusively until a couple years ago. Now I'm a dual citizen, though my internal passport is about to expire.

My major worry is that I won't get to see my grandparents again before they pass on. I was suggesting that we meet up near the border of Ukraine, but not being able to see my birth town is annoying.

>>6304740
Nope.

>>6304804
you haven't been back at all?

>>6304780
I-I guess that doesn't matter.

>>6304804
That's nice. You are able to change your internal Russian passport in your russian embassy I believe.
If you really want to meet them, don't ask them to travel anywhere, they are old after all. Since you've left early, no one is looking for you or something like that, you just don't exist for the military organization of Russia. Go ahead and visit them in Russia, it will be okay.

>>6304746
>wolfgang voigt

>>6304811
Once when I was 11 or 12, but only to Krasnodar and a couple smaller towns south of it. I expect it would be a different experience now.

>>6304804
>My major worry is that I won't get to see my grandparents again before they pass on.
Get a move on m8, seriously.
I only met my father's father twice (I can barely even remember what he looks like) and my mother's mother died when I was around 6-8 and the only memory I have of her is the day she died. What's really tough is that I never got to really talk to my grandparents. I also only got to see them about once a year up until I became around 9-10 then it was every other year. My mother's father (who I was the closest with, which wasn't even that close) died when I was around 13-14 and I wish he was still alive so I could talk to him for real. The last time I saw him was like I said 13-14, and since I was just a little faggot like basically every fucktard kid, I mostly just ignored/rejected him -- too stupid to do anything else.
Fucking shit.

>>6304828
Well, a friend of mine with a similar situation flew to Ukraine then took a train to Novosibirsk when he was 24. Worked out fine. I'll have to look into it, though I believe the Russian embassy was requesting citizenship validation of some sort from my dad last I spoke to him. Sounds like tedious bureaucracy, but I'll look into it more seriously now. Thanks.

>>6304425
s-satire?

>>6304850
Yeah, there's a lot of shit I'd like to ask them now. I was too young to really appreciate meeting with them before. I'm barely familiar with my mother's side of the family too.

But I do Skype with them (my father's parents, at least) frequently. Saw them just a few hours ago, actually. It's limited but better than terrible quality phone calls at least. Teaching a pair of rural Russians in their 70s how to use a computer must have been fun for my cousin, but they took to it well.

>>6304884
Good luck with that mate. Unfortunately, 3 of 4 my grandparents are dead already, but we've lived in the same town back then.

I visit Russia 1-2 times a year though. Also get your cousin the fuck out of there.

>>6304676
I'm Dutch but whatever

>>6304966
I heard they made a movie out of that character? Was it fa?

>>6304441
>>6304443

Wow you ruskis take your memes seriously, much deeper than our RAF SIMONS RICK OWENS USUALLY WUT IM DRESSED INNNNNN

>>6304503
b-bbut y those disgusting clothes? Even i dress better than pic rel. ;___;;

>>6305018
I guess it's just that guy who tried to represent most of them in one picture.

>>6304197
this is really funny that rick owens likes katie got bandz. i once saw her in a grocery store. she dresses just like any other ratchet bitch. sasha go hard is where its at mah nigga

>>6305072
bc twerk
pic related

>>6305098
also, katie got bandz is gat

>>6305126
>fat

>>6305143
gold

>>6304547
he always looks like that

>>6305209
what are you talking about?

>>6304327
i actually think those bags are cool but not for real life use

>>6305143
haahah

>>6305335
AHAHAHAH

>>6305374
how new are you exactly

>>6305143
really good

>>6304302
Sigh... This used to be me.

I literally wore tattered, baggy jeans with ill-fitting blazers and hiking shoes.

And bought a fedora.

>>6305452
Got any pics from that time?
Still watch pleb shit animes?
Also, what made you change?

>>6305452
post before and after pic

>>6304487
this
I had to stare for about a minute to realize it was one big circle bag

>>6305393
same question for pic-poster

>>6304441
slavs confirmed for superior mayms

>>6303935
>let's see the back in london you fat piece of shit

>>6305462
Here's a before pic of me, but this pic kind of glamorizes it, almost. You can't see that I'm wearing Merrels. Also, my hair got far worse; this was a whole YEAR before I finally cut off the ponytail. (I ended up looking like a hobo)
>>6305458
Believe it or not, I never really watched much anime.

What made me change? I dunno. I suppose I finally started looking at what other people wear instead of assuming I naturally dressed well, and actually listened to my friend's fashion advice for a change. I also stopped listening to my mom's fashion advice, because I finally realized that she knows nothing about fashion.

Also, for some reason it took me a long time to actually see how things were supposed to fit. For some reason I assumed that I worse size L shirts, when I'm actually a size M, and didn't realize that slim fits are actually awesome.

>>6305573
That's not german uniform that's clearly british I mean the guy is even holding an SA80.

>>6304483
twerk is gay

>>6303947
fucking lost it at the BAPE logo

>>6305607
oh god my sides
was this for real?

>>6304189
top lel

>>6304837

I know eh? It's obvious that's Ben Klock

>>6305616

yes

>>6305617
lol that fag supports mutilated cocks

>>6305685
how can a single person be this misinformed?
did you not learn how digestion works in school?

>>6305703

fucking lel'd

>>6305595
>Let's see the London you fat piece of back

>>6304441
Remind me to never go to Russia

>>6305597
Sup clone of me in highschool. My change was rockier where I tried out my own preconceived notions of what's /fa/ (e.g. I thought variety = fashion).

>>6305597
Here's a pic from my "transitional" stage, earlier this year. Still pretty bad, as you can see.

>>6305616
Partially. That picture wasn't OP. It was her proof that she wasn't as obese as someone more obese than her.

>>6305798
actually like those boots. assuming theyr womens?

>>6305798
I'd be so into that if it were a girl wearing the same outfit (minus the sweater.)

>>6305809
Everything looks like it's women's.

>>6305791
(I think I accidentally dadcore)

And shit, I don't have any good "after" pics. My current wardrobe is pretty basic. Plaid, denim, and khaki, basically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Nw7LlI7x22I

does anybody have the /fa/ comic about that guy on the bus and hes on /fa/ all day and he calls people fuccboi at work

>>6305923

>>6305931
thank you based anon

>>6303949
>desu grippu
muh sides

>>6304986

fucking loved the movie.

got tier slapstick situations

>>6305143

Hey I made this!

>>6305154
>>6305221
>>6305411

everyone loves me ;_;

heres another I made from that thread

>>6305635
lel.
>from /fit/

last one ill post since this one technically isnt /fa/ related

>>6305178

This thread is pretty lulz

needs more people thoguh

>>6303945
haha good stuff. Needs more toppings/layers though

>>6304501
>kunk75
oh god
i feel bad now

>>6304713
My first acne tee came in on friday :)

bump for more nxtlvllels

>>6305931
:^(

>>6305595
>tfw that was me

>>6304986
wtf

>>6306032
Was there any Rick Owens or Raf Simons? Its weird fa never talk about it

>>6306183
nxtlvl?

>>6303981
>these guys are so afraid of color

Top lel

>>6304452
>Something like Dan, despite being an extremely aggressive and easily provoked person.
aka every russian ever?

>>6303952
These are the fucking best, keep going.

>>6303952
should do one for Tissci

>>6304012
smh 2 many ppl sleeping on this dope maymay

>>6306684
is...is he wearing skiboots?

dance, /fa/ggots

>>6307024
FUCKING LOL'D

>>6307024
>tfw some fuccboi will actually find this funny

>>6306684
>Zara
Lost it

>>6303946
>rick owens
>asymmetric tees

you done goofed

>>6303999
wait explain this i've been away from /fa/ for some months

what is ktt what is the joke in the bottom panel

>>6306684
>zara bag

>>6307224
KanyeToThe

>>6307148
>>6307170
What's the context behind this?

>>6306684
basedprophet is such a pleb

>>6307238
idednow

>>6307024
>>6307040
Are you broken?

>>6305335

>>6307357
complete version
>tfw I started it then two other anons completed it for me

>>6307374
you mean I end up looking better than the model it was on?

brb copping Ricky veil

>>6307361
Nobody gives a shit

>>6307361
that version sucks, that hair looks like shit

>>6307382
the fact you typed in a captcha to make that post shows you care to some degree B^)

>>6307383

>>6307374
Isnt that the same woman in both pictures? Just in the second one she isnt wearing lipstick?

>>6307394
>no wide leg pants
>not using rick wedges
>implying i wouldn't be outtwerking every girl in the room

swerve

>>6307409
>implying you can afford rick wedged

>>6307398
lol that execution
take a flippin break dude

>>6307428
get back to ur dicksucking ph misses u

>>6307409
If this is the real twerk it, you have a 5 day notice. Fit battle, don't pussy out faggot.

>>6303981
Why didn't you post the superior version where he says "why are their clothes asymmetrical, does Rick have a dodgy eye?"

>>6307434
uhhhm sorry ur joke was bad???
pf

>>6307442
because that comment isn't in the original, and it won't make any sense if he asks all those questions yet knows who Rick is

>>6307229
Why didn't they finish the name of the website?

>>6307446
>pf

oh u got bak 2 it sorry to disturb u

>>6307440
if this is the real historian, it ain't gonna be a fit battle gonna be a (3-way) fit battle royale

3 fits each, winner chosen on best 2 of 3 system

>>6307457
>"kanye to the dot com"

uh oh

>>6307456
what kkkkkkkkk
ur so lost lol

>>6307468
>kkkkkkkk

dude obv if you suck and talk at the same time choking is gonna occur

1 at a time d00d

>>6307459
I'll take one any boat shoe wearing summerfag

>>6307476
*on

>>6305228

they're beach bags

>>6304260
that'sthejoke.png

>>6307989

>>6307989
>>6308000
>>6308027
>>6308043
Why do designers make clothing like this?

>>6308058

I am the one true an original DENIM DAN and in my opinion, tinfoil is the single best thing to happen to /fa/ in years.

>>6308058
fashion is an expression of one's self.

>>6308058
To put on a show. Not every designer wants to display practical clothing for you to buy.

>>6307229
>>6307254
who decided that font colour was a good idea with no outline