/fa/ - Fashion

i woudnt want someone licking my nipple i dont think i'd enjoy it and i dont see how they would i dont think my nipple is tasty but i've never tasted it so who knows

>>6276563
And pushing a cold beer can to his chest.
Bitch is wacky af.

>>6276578
ye poor mike probably having the worst time of his life in that picture
i bet he spent a reasonable amount of time getting his shirt and tie sitting well and those grils ruined that too probably

>chiseled jawline
>tall
>not aspie
>plays rugby


why does mike grace us peons with his presence? my social worth has gone up from associating with him on this board

you guys just don't understand

My mike folder just went from 0kb to 1gigachans
on the real though why does he look so happy there,like a perv in a porno expo.

one reason

>>6276590
mike just wants other people to be happy
if they think he is having a good time they will have a good time

>>6276595
I love how Mike is thought of as the embodiment of all good and /fa/ness.

so this faggot plucks his eyebrows or something?

>>6276584
i feel like my worthless life has been made valuable just by the fact that i know mike

>that waterbottle snapchat he sent 40 minutes ago

don't even pretend you don't like this attention, mike

:3

>>6276584
>>6276947
What club does mike play for? I'm sure mine would be down for a friendly

do you think his mom has sexual feelings for him she tries to repress?

is mike's mom hot?

>>6276963
I remember on tinycat him saying that his big dick hurt girls but that guys enjoyed it

not sure if he was trolling or not

but apparently he's got a big dick too

Who are worst humans?

1. Knoch Dickriders
2. Mike Bum lickers

>>6276994
knoch is super overrated

what's so special about a manlet with a combover

>>6276996
he has an actual interest in and sounds like he actually knows a lot about military gear

>>6276996
isn't he 5'11?

>>6277017
oh man he looks straight out of fallout here
it's great

>>6277017
does he get laughed at in public?

> Hey honey, there's that Knoch boy with his damn costumes again

>>6277017

fuckin lol'd

what is this guy doing

>>6277021
yeah new vegas swag
i wish i could dress like knoch
>>6277029
can you not see that he's in the wilderness
i doubt the bears laugh at him

stop sexualizing mike. he is a pure maiden.

>>6277032
so he hides in the forest so that no one can see him

>>6277029
>> Hey honey, there's that Knoch boy with his damn costumes again
i giggled

>>6277017
something like that, i think i remember him saying 5'10

did you see him in that vid with the lizard

he is so beautiful

this was on his tumblr but he deleted it, i reblogged it though

tfw you look like an iOffer version of mike

>>6277056
I recognize that flag on the background somewhere. Its swiss isn't it?

>>6277056
got beat up l m a o.

>>6277073
that would be the maryland state flag you boob

>>6277073
Maryland

>>6277073
lel
maryland

>>6277083
lel i'm not american. That red/white design looks kinda swiss

>>6277056
popping zits

>>6277073

>>6277091
>>6277077
looks more like he can't shave very well lmao

This is exactly the sort of shit that drove away Knoch, cut it out.

>>6276563
>>6276582

woah u attractive people have so many problems
with ur cute girls licking u and whatnot

>>6277104
actually he left to go hide in the woods because he looks like Zoolander in a fishing outfit

>>6277110
still looks better than you

>>6277110
Well maybe Mike will hide in the rugby fields where rugbyballs grown on rugbies to play rugby all day every day and we wouldn't ever see him again.
And that would be sad.

why can't I have some of your attractiveness mike

and your manly voice

fuck.

>>6276529


>ITT: mike posting about himself to see how many pictures of him you faggots. have.

Stop making post about yourself Mike!

>>6277104

LOL its you again
WAAHHHW AHHH STOP POSTING ABOUT KNOCH

WAHHA WHAHH

fucking faggot honestly what is wrong with you

>>6277110
>tries to insult somebody's looks
>says he looks like a [fictional] model
wat

>>6277017

Imagine if Knoch wasn't incredibly handsome.

>>6277192
People would give him less shit and just not care.

Niggers just shitpost BECAUSE he's good looking.

>>6277049
he's 180cm, 5'11

>>6277110
Post an outfit.

>>6277177
This is actually the first time I've said anything like this man and I stand by it.

>>6277049
His face looks etheral

http://youtu.be/c5xV2VVbiXc

>>6277316
good god

mike?

>>6276592
wat.

>>6276578
>chest

>>6277316
why is he sniffing the lizard

>>6277426
Why wouldn't he? What are you some kind of faggot?

>>6277316
>http://youtu.be/c5xV2VVbiXc
I think he has jacked up teeth or something because he always seems nervous about showing them

>>6277431
N-No :(

>>6277450
this always weirded me out as well

>>6277431
i'm just curious
does th lizard has a smell

>>6277450
his teeth are fine, he was on tinychat last year he has a nice smile

>>6277450
i'm positive i've seen his smile before and it looks fine

>>6277470
>>6277485
looks normal just like mikes teeth I don't get why people try to nitpick so much shit about knoch who cares

post some more mike pics pls

>>6276592
I KNEW IT IN FACT HE SECRETLY LOVES DUDE

>>6276918
Mike is love, Mike is life.

how old is this guy?\

>>6277518
don't think there was any nitpicking about his teeth just genuine curiosity

>>6277056
Wow I'm a girl and I never been attracted to a bald/buzz cut until this picture

>>6277552
I just think it's stupid. It just sounds like they're trying to find that one little thing to discredit him

>>6277568
obv its /fa/
they're just jealous

how does a guy like him end up on 4chan?

>>6277554
because the dude it's on is incredibly attractive in the first place idiot

>>6277573
Same thing with mike. Every post about mike for them is mike posting shit himself.

>>6277576
I know we like to say that only NEET losers and child molesters come to 4chan, but the fact of the matter is that you get ALL types here. That includes balanced, lively, independent 'winners'.
>implying winning means anything anymore

>>6277631
this

4chan isn't that seeeecrit club anymore

>>6277049
yeah i saw it

imagine if he wasn't 9/10 though

he'd just be the weird mad max lizard guy

>>6276578
>chest

>>6277705
knoch isn't really weird though when you talk to him

somebody should send him a tinychit link sometime to get to know him

>>6277726
i wouldn't know we've never communicated ;_;

im sure he's a chill guy tho

pepyn talked to him on tumblr one time i think
knoch kindly warned him against the dangers of playing sports

>tfw knoch will never love you like he loves his gecko

>>6277757
knoch loves his gecko more than his gf lol

>>6277798
I doubt that. It's their gecko. Not his

>>6276529
>>6276587
>>6276592
What facebook friend of mine are you?
That's the only way you could have these.

>>6277077
It's cuts from shaving at like 4:30 AM

>>6277450
I just don't like to smile. My teeth are fine.

>>6277164
>>6277581
You're the same guys that post this claim every
time somebody makes one of these threads.

I don't post this stuff myself, there isn't any reason too, popularity on here doesn't mean anything to anybody. I don't need validation, I can get that in real life.

>>6277858

you sound like a prick

i no longer feel sympathy for people posting your pics everywhere

>>6277858
You lack a lot of reading comprehension.

fa[r]t

>>6277893
I guarantee you're mad because I said:
>I don't need validation, I can get that in real life.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind that people do this, whatever makes them happy.

But I don't need sympathy because I'm not upset about it.

>>6277056
>>6277912
hey mike what clipper guard did you use to cut your hair this short? looks like a number 2?

>>6276563
nipple tastes like the bits of ur lip that u chew off i think

>>6277912
yeah you're a prick

>>6277921
It was probably a 1/2.

>>6277933
And by that I mean .5''

>>6277925
Cry more son.

>>6277942
shit. why'd you cut it so short? you mess up?

>>6277942
>Cry more son.

oh nvm i was wrong sry

>>6277962
That picture is from 2009. I don't have to shave my head anymore.

>>6277966
Stop bumping the thread with your replies if you think I'm such a "prick."

>>6277975
military?

>>6277975
yeah those two things are definitely linked

>>6277978
gimme 10

hows bawlmer

i heard its shit

isnt there a pic of mike in purple boxer briefs lookin fine af? id like to see that again if anyone has it on hand

Damn I don't know if I'd be flattered or concerned if people knew this much about me.

Not that anyone would, its just trippy to think about

>>6278070
check his tumblr

>>6278267
forgot to sage
my bad

>>6278272
forgot to bump
my bad

>>6278267
whats his tumblr?

>>6278618
mango-chutney.tumblr.com

>>6278618
its mango-chutney.tumblr.com

god bless

>>6278643
>>6278644
wtf kinda sick joke is this?

>>6278618
cerinia.tumblr.com

>>6277858
OP here. I saw the pic on /fit/

They made a manlet troll thread with it.

>>6277017
can this please become a Knoch thread? Google images barely turns up any good ones, my /fa/ folder is sorely lacking

>>6279126
yes what a good idea!

samefag

>>6279159

The way you faggots are acting towards Mike. reminds me of mice and men and the way lenny the retard killed the puppies and that qt3.14

Mike is a cool guy, stop being a prick to him

>>6279348
this is one of the most on point posts i've seen about /fa/ ever dam

>>6279348

The fact of the matter is that most of /fa/ consists of autists who are addicted to purchasing clothing and are probably doing poorly in other realms of their lives. Mike is handsome and seems to be doing well. In other words, it's just a giant circle of

>stop being good at life when I'm not.

>>6279348
he's hot but he's not cool

>>6279402

I think he is cool. He made that video on how to cut your own hair then later went back and narrated it for us. He also nicely responds to questions. I'm not gay therefore I can't say I find him hot.

I also agree with the poster above. Some faggots can't handle the fact that Mike actually has a life outside of /fa/. For them it's the jelly feeling of looking at a snow globe as a kid and wishing you could live in it.

>>6279456
>I'm not gay therefore I can't say I find him hot.

lol

>>6279456
>I'm not gay therefore I can't say I find him hot

No, you're just an insecure faggot with no confidence in your sexuality.

You don't have to call him hot - but even by traditional and contemporary standards, Mike is, "handsome" - that's not hard to say.

How hard is that?

Mike if you are reading this thread I am going to George Mason this fall and you could come and take my anal virginity...please.

I'll be in the Honors College dorm.

>>6279491

mike lives in maryland

Mike doesn't take off his shoes when he goes into other people's houses, and when they ask him to, he doesn't come inside as a statement against all that is decent.

I've also heard he has Communist affiliations.

>>6279498
No shit Sherlock George Mason is right near the Virginia/Maryland line.

>>6279510
You're a really sad person. You're going to say that you're kidding, but you're actually not.

>>6279510
This.

If he goes to a friend's house and his parents believe in some strange practice known as "take your shoes off inside" he stays outside and waits.

What a scumbag lowlife.

*spits*

everyone who knows mike irl knows that's his bi

>>6279675
Is there a person in the year 2013 20-30 that isn't? ffs

>>6279126
>>6279656
No one can like a scumbag named Mike.

I'm not even trying to defend Mike, but when presented with a rule of someone's household - he said fuck it and waited outside

>not realizing how alpha that is

>>6279710
There's a difference between being alpha and being an inconsiderate dickhead.

Also,
>being alpha to parents

>>6279710
>le when in rome

>>6279522
lol
it's true though

>>6277754
And what exactly are the dangers of playing sports?

>>6279710
what was rule?

>>6279867
"shoes off inside" probably

>>6279489

Insecure faggot because I don't find him hot?

You obviously don't know this, but there is a difference between agreeing someone is good-looking / handsome and finding them hot.

Taking off your shoes inside the house is some retarded third world country shit. Having your carpet/floors professionally cleaned cost as low as 30-40 bucks per room. The first time I was asked to take my shoes off I was offended. But I complied because I was with my g.f. Upon using their restroom I discovered they also didn't flush their toilet paper after use. They kept it in a bin next to the toilet... God damn minorities

>>6280070
Lol I'm the dude you're bitching at but we bros now because I forgot people actually throw toilet paper away instead of flushing it

I've heard it's because they have a septic tank that has to be emptied every now and then and toilet paper fucks with that, but that's even additionally ghetto

And in before they didn't because that would be so fucking lel

>>6280070
yo everyone does it in canada lol

Seriously people, what's the problem? you don't agree with the rules of the house you don't enter. If you don't feel comfortable in a certain situation, you don't get into it in the first place. Maybe he didn't feel like getting the third degree that day. Shit, everyone knows parents like that. Maybe his feet wear sweaty or his kicks were old & dirty.
You can't complain about the rules people have in their own damn homes, but you can opt out of those places AND the people in them. Why is this even a discussion?

>>6280094
throwing shit and piss covered toilet paper in a bin?

>>6280120
no faglord taking off ur shoes

>>6280129
Actually, no - he is talking about putting used toilet paper in a bin

I think I'm going to officially start reporting everything you post for avataring

>>6280129
rude

>>6280115

>having "home" rules

Lel

>>6280165
meant to reply to
>>6280156

>>6280156
why did you refer to me as he and you in the same post

its rly confusing

>>6280173
woops

>>6279491
Congrats on getting into the honors program.

>>6279510
>>6279656
>>6279732
Everybody got angry about this. I never elaborated because it was a pretty silly discussion and if you chilled with me for a week you would understand. Things are different in different parts/social groups of this country.

>>6279675
Not sure where everybody heard that.

>>6280214
>>6280214
Ayo nigga Mike, how often do you poo? Also what products do you use?

ps. ima get the short on the back and sides 2morrow

>>6280274
I usually shampoo once a week, after I cut my hair. If I don't cut it, I don't use shampoo.

I only use a bit of paste:
http://www.garnierusa.com/_en/_us/pure_clean/index.aspx

You can get it at Walmart.

That's it, that's all that I do.

>>6280292

Thanks bro

>>6280214
Tell us more about this rule of not taking your shoes off why ?

Do you have other traits like hat ?

>>6280840
He wipes with his left hand only.
He only brushes his teeth 2 times a week.
He only shakes your hand if you don't smell of food.
He doesn't like mirrors or chairs.
In a conversation with you he will touch his own face repeatedly.

>>6280292
Mike I followed your video, but did my own kind of variation. Saves so much money on hair cuts and it actually looks good now. You the best

so mike how many of the girls from /fa/ have you gotten goods from on skype?

like spooky estonia, that asian bish, etc

>>6280973
Mike doesn't go for women. He said he didn't have a girlfriend since he was like 13

>>6280973
do these girls even still lurk?

haven't seen estonia chan post in a waywt in forever

>>6281003
all of them got raped or died or got raped and died

>>6280973
you have to pay for spoony

>>6281516
*spooky

>>6281517
>he doesn't know who spoony is

i can almost say i envy you anon.

>>6281521
I know both that's why I made the typo

>>6280214
do you not wipe your ass too after you've taken a shit?

>>6281698
That guy looks fat and he shaved his pubic hair instead of just trimming and she looks like she'd give an awkward blowjob.

Disgusting.

>>6281698
Who is this? I don't understand the relevance

>>6281698
>>6281792
Just google sorry mike it's off reddit

>>6276956
whats his snappy

>>6276996
saw his last tumblr vid?
he was sniffing his gecko, qt af

>>6277465
have you ever smelled a baby?
shits amazing yo
also, i like smelling my cats

>>6281922
Crested geckos eat fruit, so they probably smell good.

>>6281823
what the fuck
this isnt funny
there are tonnes of replies about it too

>>6281823
not gonna go on reddit whats it about

>>6281941
>>6282067

It was a request board and a guy called mike wanted her write his name on her body i think.

and yeah it isn't funny just telling the guy the context of the photo

>>6282081
i meant the comic i posted wasnt funny
thats what i found when i tried to google 'sorry mike reddit'

>>6280840
"Like that," do you mean things that I do that you don't do? I'm not sure. I wear house shoes, aka "slippers" when I'm in my house. Is this that weird to everyone?

>>6280861
>>6281777
I would attribute those traits to people who take off their shoes. But next time you go to a house party, take your shoes off, see if you enjoy beer soaked socks.

>>6280951
I'm glad it helped.

>>6280973
Avery, I stopped talking to her because what is the point? She lives in Estonia. She was pretty cool though.