/fa/ - Fashion

ugh you again

how tall are you? for some reason, this makes your proportions look really off--unless your legs actually are tiny in comparison to your torso

shameless self bump


>mfw when everybody is sleeping on my dope fit

>>6279210
Don't show your undershirt. Your shirt is a size too big. Your pants are too baggy. Your shoes look like shit and contradict the outfit, please wear footwear appropriate for your age.

looking like poop
would buttfuck doe

>>6279220
The problem is that his clown shirt is longer than his pants. It looks like he's wearing a fucking smock.

I'm 5'1 but I'm still growing.

I bet I could pull off a better outfit than 99% of yall on here.

I rock Goyard so hard that I'm Hugo's Boss.

Sunglasses that look like these would be good.

Please help me a-anon k-kun.

>mfw I just snorted half a tab of oxycontin

>>6279257

I hope this is someone just posting your facebook pictures and not actually you.

clean your fucking room, lurk /fa/, and just inject some HGH or something. bleh.

>>6279257

>5'1

ur brety gud at dis troal ting

Um.....this is me.

Stop fucking hating on my height.

I can't change my genetics.

>mfw serious face

captcha: has gulyssu

<mfw just kidding face

Ahahaha, I laugh at all of you poor /fa/ggots.

Especially that herb who said he had 2k to spend on clothes.

2k is what my sneakers cost.........alone.

My outfits usually cost around 10-15k each day and when I wear my Rolex.....it can even go up to around 200k.

No lie.

>>6279305

then go cop yourself a nose job

>>6279305
no amount of expensive clothing can make up for the fact that you are fucking tiny

lmao this fucking guy

>>6279316

srsly lol, I think my 10 year old sister is about 5'1 now

>>6279322
my friends dog is taller than that when he's on his hind legs

I may be short but it doesn't look like it that bad and who the fuck cares anyways?

I've had sex before and it didn't even feel that good.

I could get it anytime I wanted it though, it's just that I don't like it.

Pic related.

Shut the fuck up before I embarrass you.

>mfw raf simons is my new fav designer and trip at the same time

So your trump card is "I'm richer than all of you".

That's cute, your clothes still fit like absolute shit

>>6279343
hahahaha holy fuck you werent kidding about this dude being 5'1
please dump more pics of this guy standing next to objects OP

>>6279343
omfg I can't even make fun of you this is too easy

My trump card is, "I'm better than all of you"

This is entirely true.

Fuck you because I'm rich and you're not and all you do is hate on my pics.

Pic related

<mfw reading your hateful comments

>>6279380
the two on the left are qts

and that just makes you look worse

>>6279380
Your fingers are smaller than the girl's

>>6279380

You're not the only wealthy person here lol, and you're probably not rich anyways. or maybe you are, we'll never know

bottom line is, you dress like shit, desperately want attention, and are hideous/short etc

go away slut

can we get a timestamp? I want to see some proof that this isn't just you spamming a friends facebook photos

>>6279380
You're 5 foot 1 and you dress like a dipshit. You're not better than any of us. Even the idiots posted on the tumblr

Also how does it feel to be shorter than womanlets

I'm richer than all of you and I've got game.

See these two broads?

Yes. That's right.

I'm doing them tomorrow night.

Ask anyone of my friends.

Your 5'1 fellow /fa/ggot is drowning in that deep pussy so much that I could drown twice.

This is a troll thread right?

>>6279413

okay that's great and all, but you're still poor, stupid, and unfashionable

if ur fits are so $$$ show us ur last cop

I chuckled.

I'm not poor.

Who the fuck do you think I am?

Look at my fucking Yeezys.

Suck on my dick while I not only am rich but girls like me.

<mfw looking at your life

>shoes awful
>hair awful
>undershirt awful
>fit awful
I said shoes first because my eyes went straight to those chunky, neon abominations. I don't care if it's just an accent color, neon pink never looks good. You need to take a step backwards before you can move forwards, invest in some entry level neutral colored sneakers or maybe loafers.
Grow your hair out on top. keep the sides and back in check. experiment with styling it.
Lose the fucking undershirt, nobody wants to see that shit.
find a tailor to get your shirts better fitted, and lose the skater jeans. Try slim fitting indigo denim instead.

You're pretty fucking bad, but you aren't beyond salvation

>>6279413
rip rest in pussy

Oh and by the way........

The denim is a pair Imperial Dukes.

That's right.

Go and suck my flaccid penis while you see how superior I am to your stupid plebian peasant lives.

Step up your game son.

>>6279210
>>6279450

who is taking ur pix? lol

>>6279459
You're still a babydick manlet at the end of the day

I set up a tripod with a timer and run to the spot.

Oh and by the way.

I'm interning at APC in SoHo so if you fuccbois wanna drop by and see me IRL that I'm not that short....feel free to.

Fuck with me.

>>6279459
>rich
>that apartment

pick 1 nigga

>>6279459

your fit is still terrible

money can't buy taste lol

come back after your bar mitzvah

actually, don't

Really?

My apartment?

I'm balling out here in NYC.

And yet you're still telling me that I'm not rich?

Oh and btw, the sweater is Balmain.

I'm not even fronting.

Fuck you /fa/ggots for not believing.

this entire thread is a troll obviously OP thinks this guy looks as bad as everyone does

i was scrolling up and down hoping that those shoes would go away but they never did

OP here.

First off, you all are fools.

And I see waht you guys are trying to do with the "trolling" thing.

You're all trying to ridicule me and claiming that I am a troll because of how "bad" I ress.

I still get the females though so yall can fuck off.

>mfw suprised and angry face

You're a jew.

your apartment sure does look mediocre for you being "wealthy"

Casey Kohn is the new Neku Serizawa.
You have dethroned the King of faggots, congratulations

do your horribly short legs qualify you as a dwarf?

>muh yeezys
>muh yeezy 2s
>muh supreme

Burn it.
Burn it all.

Post pic w/ timestamp, or you're just posting these pics from some very sad bloke's fb.

In the unfortunate event that it is you, I have a few words.

Throwing together expensive things, as you do in all your fits, is the worst way to go about fashion. Just because something is expensive, does not make it good. You could dress twice as good as you do now for a fraction of the price of your clothes.

By dressing expensively, you will attract people who are not attracted to you, but your money. Nothing good will come from this. Period.

Finally, at some point in your life, you will come to the realization that fashion and clothes past what you really need is not nescecarry. It will not make you happy and it is a waste of money. You will continue to delude yourself otherwise until this realization surfaces. It might be tomorrow. It might be a year from now, or twenty- hell, you might realize it on your deathbed. But you'll realize it eventually.

I'm almost certain that this is just somebody you're friends with on fb, though, and I feel pretty damn bad for him.

bump

>>6280604
What possessed you to to push this troll thread to the front page? Die in a fire.

>>6279455
more like rest in piss

Probably troll thread but w/e

I'm down with yeezys but I don't think you're wearing them to their full potential.

>>6279450
This could have been a decent fit with black jeans.

the day adam sandler visited /fa/

>>6279210
op loves the cock

>>6279210
op is a fag

>>6279305
>just kidding face
more cock licking face

OP may not be a fag, but if he were he might know how to dress a little better.

>>6279312

nigger

Them Yeezy's won't save you breh

>>6279312
daaaaaam this nigga told your ass OP!

you look like my uncle who teaches elementary school, if my family were jewish

right down to the elderly yeezys