/fa/ - Fashion

Bump? C'mon I know you have stories.

I have no stories I am sorry

You can make color custom dunk's on nike's website

>brother buys lots of stuff from china
>is from my dad's first marriage so he's at least 20 years older than me
>insists I get obvious fakes with versace/gucci/whatever logo on them
>gave me square toe shoes once

Tried explaining shit to him. Doesn't want to hear it.

>>6250746
I mean i'm not doubting that he went or anything but the fact that he talked all that shit and I even told him what he could get made me kinda mad.

Also
>be me
>appearently the only one who has his own style
>they see one guy wear something, sheep mode
>people wear jean jackets
>more people start wearing them
>soon everyone is wearing jean jackets
>every single person has either the 11 or 13 breds
>every fucking day
>after a week see dozens of people with jean jackets and breads
>its 80 degrees. Stop this

>be me, hella cool chill, 23, 6'2, attractive as fuck
>go to mall
>cop basic tees
>leave them in my car
>take out as needed
>mfw

>>6250749
Thats halarious. I want to see a pic.

>A while ago
>mad hype for the lebron 10 pure plats
>gets the grapes instead
>some kud gets the plats
>wears them every day
>he thinks because they have a bunch of colors that they match everything
>wont stop wearing them
>its like day 12
>he still has em' on
>he has on an adidas red and white shirt
>suffering intensifies

>Leggings
/thread

>be me, incredibly attractive and overall cool.
>up all day/night cuz cool addiction
>head to thrift stores early this morning
>2 skinny/tall model girls there for some reason
>surprised they arent old hispanics
>i dont say anything, cuz not sure what to say
>one is eyeing me, even walking near me for no reason
>mfw im looking at video games
>i leave
>tfw i get to other thrift store and i see them
>she was excited to see me
>still have nothing to say not even "hey you were at the other thrift store"
>i ldont cop gear (everything was too gay/hispanic)
>i leave
>mfw

>be me, young, sexy, smart, handsome
>in Forever XXI for no reason just bored at mall (mall sucks)
>no girls, only a single gay man
>mfw

>>6250854

>>6250795
>>6250854
>>6250886
What the hell is happening?

>tfw pretty boy young thug, 6'2, very attractive 9.8/10 with boss swag
>worked on a project for like a week straight and stayed awake amphetamine binging
>all that isolation fucked up my social game
>despite charm, and god tier looks i havent god laid in nearly a month
>tfw only one girl i know would come over 100% but shed get too attached and im trying to be cool
>tfw thinking of going to this concert alone tonight just to try
>mfw

>at friends casual friend 'getdrunk' party
>wearing rick, sftm and some shitty hoodie
>hey anon your hoodie looks cool
>t-t-t-thanks man
>proceed to get drunk
>wake up w/ ethanol stains
>vaguely remember reciting asap rocky lyrics 'rick owens raf simons etc'
>OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
>walk home at 4am in the morning.
was pretty fun thinking back.

>>6250511
I feel your pain

anyone else know this feel:
>friend knows you're 'into fashion' and that you know plenty about what to cop and where to cop
>get fb message
>"hey man check it out I bought this jacket today" (with link)
>black OBEY jacket
>it's not great, but there's nothing I can do now, at least it's not hideous
>fuck, why didn't he ask me about jackets before he went out and bought one
>"yeah man that's cool"

>>6250926
>"yeah man that's cool"
I know the shit out of that feel.

>>6250930
alcohol is the worst thing ever invented

>>6250930
>>vaguely remember reciting asap rocky lyrics 'rick owens raf simons etc'
lol
/fa/ is leaking into your irl life
its happening dude
soon you will be involuntarily blurting out "fuccboi" and rating everyone's outfits out of 10 out loud

>same friend
>asks about the concords
>i show them to him
>he says he' getting them
>i tell him about how people got stabbed and run over for concords
>this nigga thinks he can go to foo locker and get a pair
>tell him he has more of a chance at getting the retro 88's (this was pre-restock)
>"ill just order them"
>"lol okat dude but they'll run you about 550"
>i'll just have my mom order them"

>tfw isolated for like 10 days cuz sitting at computer working
>only people i socialize with is /fa/ gaylords
>went to party on Saturday
>only white guy at party but girls on me & guys trying to get me drunk off that Hennessy
>tfw came right back home and kept working
>mfw

>>6250978
tfw that thought in the back of my mind whenever i get drunk
>will i call everyone a basic bitch and tell them they work at arby's
NOREGRETS ANON NO REGRETS #___#

>>6250986
youre friends w/ matt?

this is kind of stupid but

>that feel when end clothing gets the coolest styles of quoddy and yuketen
>that feel when live in north america, don't want to pay out the ass for shipping and duties from UK on products that are extra expensive because they were imported from the US
>mfw

>>6250978
when I drink I start talking about my clothing, and feelings, so I just don't drink in public anymore

at least I'm not a mean drunk, but fuck, I don't want to open up to people all the time

drinking is overrated, I'd rather smoke weed

420

>this one guy
>obsessed with nike elite socks
>always looking at custom elites online
>always wearing elites
>dont know if he was autistic or not
>every time we talk about shoes he's that guy
>"i bet I can find some elites for them"
>me and bros looking at kicks online
>without fail, he mentions how he can find the custom elite socks for that shoe
>our one bro gets sick of his shit
>"I bet you put those elite socks on your dick, don't you"
>we all bursr into laughter for like an hour

He was mad as fuck.

>>6250993
[autism intensifies]

>tfw being incredibly good to look at, cool and legit with street credentials as well
>need to be drunk to fall asleep
>mfw

captha: fool ereday

>>6250998
This shit made me laugh so hard for some reason

>>6250511
>have friend

>>6250930
hey how is sftm do you have any of their jackets

>>6251029
>tfw sexy based boy
>tfw not even being based 4 life is good enough
>mfw

this will be my last post.
i dont think i can go on.

it's simply too much...

>>6250930
>at a party
>rocking my worn milk dunks
>go check fridge for selection
>shitty beer and piss vodka
>take a shot and grab a beer
>slightly buzzed
>hear a group of mfa-tier plebs talk about mallcore brands
>"Hey anon, you know about fashion right?"
>I call back with "of course I fucking do"
>go over and sit with them
>i begin to explain the intricacies of garments from different designers such as wang,bailman,tisci, etc.
>go over the current fashion trends, cuts, and patterns
>I do this in a way they understand
>Everyone at the party has stopped what they where doing to listen to me
>Every girl wants my d
>I realize I need to leave because I'm up early for the Supreme drop
>As I'm leaving I stop at the doorway my Rick hoodie is long enough to where it covers my eyes
>Silence falls the room
>I say "Raf Simons, Rick Owens usually what I'm dressed in"
>As I turn to leave my jacket swooshes in the air
>Everyone there is in awe as I walk out.

>>6251050
no exp

>>6251070
wrong thread

>>6251070
hao2learn about fashunz?

I mean I know current trends and designers and shit.
But how does one really learn the intricacies of garments and different designers and such?


/fa/ always scoffs at the plebian and those attempting to into fashion.

But those of us that have learned the basics, developed an eye for style and quality....


how do we transcend to artisans?

>>6251070
>different designers such as wang,bailman,tisci, etc
>wang,bailman,tisci, etc
>wang

LOL

>>6251091
they just read magazines
fashion is just like film and music and any other art
/fa/ is fucking gay its just an interest they're just autistic

>>6250786
stop calling them breds.

>>6250986
>>6250511
Not /fa/ but still. Same guy

>at assembly about teen relationship violence
>that guy sitting next to me
>about a dozen of our other bros around
>one of the people from the foundation brought a dog with the foundation t-shirt on
>its really quiet
>she sits the dog down to walk around
>suddenly out of nowhere this nigga opens his mouth
>in a not so quiet tone he says
>"MY DOG WOULD RAPE THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DOG
>looks of disgust all around
>qts laughing at him
>all of our bros and i cant believe it
>"nigga wtf is wrong with you?"
>he actually thought that shit would be funny

>>6251070
>I say "Raf Simons, Rick Owens usually what I'm dressed in"
oh god you sound like a fucking ASAP dick rider kill urself m9

>get drunk with uni buddies
>have THAT friend
>obnoxious overly drunk but you have some really good moments with him so you always hang out
>snowing outside
>his words are starting to get slurred
>continue drinking
>hear garage door open up
>he starts freaking out and kicks us out because he doesnt want to get in trouble
>he leaves the room
>with a high enough blood content to rival my IQ i decide to steal a pair of his jeans and then tailor them to my size
>shove jeans into backpack
>he re appears and kicks me out
>think to myself what a clever cunt I am
>sober up the next day
>realize his waist size is 36
>I'm a 30
>dont even know if this much alteration is possible
still have the jeans, tho

>>6251122
I know they are the playoffs. That was to signify the plebs in my story.

>>6250998
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ARBY'S IN NZ

>be me
>kind of skinny, but defined biceps
>purchase a tank top
>make sure it fits correctly
>loosely form-fitting
>all the fags wearing thiers super tight
>it looks like they have fucking sports-bras on.
>have to hear plebs tell me my shirt is too big
>have to tell them they look like fags

The girls actually knew though.

>>6251209
i know...i know....;_;

>>6251209
>tfw wondering if Arbys even has good food
>tfw i got made fun of in middle school when i had a friend over and my parents took us there to eat
>LOL ANONS FAMILY EATS AT ARBYS
>what a disrespectful piece of shit
>mfw

>tfw feeling bad about letting that girl get away earlier
>decided to remedy the situation by attempting to get a girls # tonight
>went to Target and walked around. no hot gril to be seen
>final lap see just my type of gril lookin hot with an obese female friend
>couldnt think of anything to say so i didnt say anything except "damnit" silently in my head
>head over to Wal Mart. this time i will not fail if i see someone worth talking to
>tfw same girl in office supply section
>i say "hey werent you just at target?"
>"LOL yea 10/10 i saw you"
>"what are you trying to find"
>"these"
>tfw i take item from her hand and it's some notebook stuff
>"oh what's your name"
>LOL AMANDA WHATS YOURS
>"anon nice to meet you"
>tfw i shook her hand and walked away cuz i didnt know what else to do
>mfw

>>6251982
wtf is up with ur ss is that 2hu?

>>6251982
> not writing your number in the notebook