/fa/ - Fashion

>>6223841
Looks homely.

ass is a bit saggy

requesting model name

>>6223853
heres one with face

>that ass

what am i fucking my grandmother here?

>>6223841
>perfect female body
No, that would be Mena Suvari.

>>6223847
do you even know what the word homely means?

i enjoy more of her imperfections than her perfections

2deep4u

I don't.

>>6223841
Needs to be:
>taller
>slightly bigger breasts
>definitely nicer ass
I mean just look at pic 2, that's just.. no.

To be honest, OP, you've completely missed what a "perfect female body" would be defined as.
>3/10
2 points for making me respond, 1 point for being a qtignorant3.14.

>>6223841
lmao nigga you gay that looks like a pre pube boy with long hair

If boobs were a bit bigger it would b gr8. I don't like huge tits but there has to be something there.

>>6223896
not the namefag, but her body is in fact kinda homely. she has potential though (great hip-waist ratio)

That would change and is dependent entirely on my mood.

In general, this sort of body type does it for me.

Its not really the body type that gets me its the culmination of all the features which are pleasant.

>>6224015
Is this tripskank

>>6224067

>>6224049
You cant even see her body. You just mean good looking.

>>6224078
Emma watson would be a pretty apt personification of the universally attractive female body.

yes op i also hate it when girls have tits and/or ass

none of you are even close.

>>6224223

>>6224138
well post a picture of her body
and watson is pretty but not *that* amazing

I don't get why thighs should always be so thin. Thick thighs are awesome and way more sexy than stick legs. Also, needs bigger and firmer ass.

I disagree.

nah

>>6224365
Delicious.

>>6224370
you migh cut yourself on those ribs

>>6224393
Does she have a penis?

I'm a puddems man myself

>>6224047
>but her body is in fact kinda homely
yeah you have no idea what homely means. it means ugly. not plain. not inoffensive. ugly. if you think that girl is ugly you're a retard of pointy elbow proportions.

>>6224407

>>6224370
>those fake tits
>those fake lips
Shit there are too many
>those fake cheeks
>that fake nose
no

>>6224393
she looks more muscular then me

>>6224393
unf
ain't no question if I want it, I need it

>>6224420
these are not fake m8

>dat thigh gap
so hot!!

>>6224416
>>6224047

homely
Adjective
(of a person) Unattractive in appearance.
(of a place or surroundings) Simple but cozy and comfortable, as in one's own home.

>>6224370
>that belly button

this 1 is mine

the only thing is I would always have to already be on my second nut when having sex, because you can imagine with the weight trashing up and down I would jizz within a minute the first time

>>6224406
just a meaty vagina

>>6224430
not surprising tbh

OP girl is the best in this thread
>>6224489 is a close second

>>6224506
>female tennis body
>not Sharapova's
Shiggy topspin diggy.

>>6224469
yeah and she's not unattractive. she's way more attractive than unattractive for sure.

>>6224447
They're all augmented son.

>>6224530
Sharapova's body isn't that great..but neither is that chick's. Tennis bodies aren't great. Broad ass shoulders.

>>6224530
>Sharapova

is this 2009? no thanks

>>6224447
they definitely are m8

she has the face of a middle aged woman that just discovered botox and restylane

>>6224547
>>6224578
I would still do her hard.

>>6224599
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

ye son

>>6224610
I have mixed feelings about asian girls like this: hot, but trashy.

>>6224634
Superior chinese sz waifu.

>>6224685
I don't like metro much but that one looks busted and not remarkably stylish.

>>6223841
No ass and tiny tits.
Nope.

>>6224685
they age like shit

.

>>6224685

sexist pigs

>>6224706
She has the best female fits though.

I like 'em like this, but everyone is going to rage and disagree.

>>6224726
fixed

perfection

This is my type. Too bad we cant see the legs :(

>>6224769
pleb

>>6224769
looks like Mr. Ed's filly is rebeling

>>6224769
troll

>>6224803
She looks like a tranny. Do not want.

>>6224769
>stretch marks
>horrible Botox duck lips
>vile hair
>fake tits
>cheap skanky tats
>whorish fake tan
>daddy issues emanating from her eyes
>probable blown-out outtie meat-curtained cunt

what's the matter anon?

>>6224810

>>6224810
r u a gril

>>6224819
Would any other straight guys get head from him?

>>6224826
I would. And I am 100% straight.

>>6224810
yfw a man looks better than most females

>>6224839
Only if you have brain problems. I liked him more when he was neither boy nor girl (or both?) now he tries to be a girl and is average at best as one. He lost his appeal to me.

>>6224826
yes ;_;

>>6224726
Agreed.

It appears /fa/ likes girls with 10 year old boy bodies.

>>6224810

>>6224826
>>6224834
things that are not straight:
bananas
the orbit of the earth
the letter "s"
you guys

>>6224864
Sexual preference is a spectrum.

>>6224769
tfw hatefucking disgusting plastic sluts is my fetish
sry /fa/ ;-;

>>6224810

>>6224881
>>6220748

u dont even gotta see her whole face to know shes the qtst in the thred.

tfw you had an opportunity to meet Sharapova in 2008 and Pejic two weeks ago.

>>6224720
Nope. I've seen a few others too. Always really off and awkward, even more off than mbd.

>>6224882
It's okay.

>>6224223
>>6223841
>>6223860
>>6224803
>>6224819
>>6224839
I found the gay guys in the thread /fa/

>>6224974
top lel

Iggy Azalea is best body shape

>tall
>not tits
>large hips
>bubble ass

Get on her level womanlets

>>6225005
Suri Suxxx undoubtedly has the best body shape
>tall
>tits
>thick
>wide hips
>buble ass
tfw short and I like these girls

>>6225019
>Suri Suxxx

>large breasts
>chubby

u fucked up bro

>>6225005
why is no tits ideal? I'm an ass man myself and I don't like balloon tits but I definitely what something there.

>>6225036

Ionno.

im 100% ass man.

Tits do nothing for me.

If theyre there, there nice to a certain point, but I like girls with small upper frames and flat chests, with huge bubble asses.

>>6225022
She's everything a woman should be

this right here is perfection

>>6225039
I guess I can respect that, at least there is definitely something feminine to her unlike the 10yr old boy bodies some closet gays have been posting.

>>6225104

>>6225104
Please get out of /fa/ you massive insecure pleb.

>>6223841
Far from it.

>>6225124
When did moot start taking hormones?

>>6225124
Why don't you come out of the closet already toffer? If you want to worship girls that look like young boys >>>/tv/ may be more your pace.

THIS. Still don't know who the girl is though. She's perfectly proportioned in every way imaginable.

>>6224365
What's this gif from?

>>6223841

>>6225145
looking good from the front, lets see the back

>>6225165

>>6225170

>>6225163


http://ixnay-on-the-oddk.tumblr.com/tagged/muh-face

>>6225163
tumblr

>>6225176

Which one, /fa/?

>>6225170
>dem perfect titties

right here op
>>6224718
looks like perfection found us ;)))

>>6225192
yes, perfect for clean fits and for looking at
>>6225199
KP
>only fucked a british faggot comedian
rihanna
>aids, fucks rappers
Ke$ha
>aids
Nikki
>probably fucked gucci mane and little wayne
probably Katy

dem hips

>>6225199
katy perry
i'm scared of the two on the right
and i just prefer white women because i guess i'm racist or something

>>6225218
umm you sure she's of age m8?

>>6225182
Who is this? Literally perfect

>>6225199
Obviously Katy
Though fucking Rihanna and dating Kesha would be amazing for my career

>>6225199
Rihanna

>>6225254
kesha used to be my waifu and then she got fat

>>6225234
She definitely is. I've seen her on domai or something. This >>6225213 chick is underage though.

>>6224365
>>6224370
>>6225060
>>6225073
>>6225170
>>6225174

Glorious.

>>6225199
wtf kesha looks so nasty.

this thread is over

I present to you...

female... prime.

>>6225304
That's disgusting

>>6225304
>titties too pointy
>bum not cute enough
>shoulders too wide

3/10 apply yourself

>>6225215
>implying Katy Perry doesn't have AIDS

intravenous drug users all have HIV from sharing needles. Russell Brand is HIV+ and thus so is Katy

>>6225304
but she's not naturally tall...

>>6225304

>severe lordosis

pls get help

>>6225199
Kesha

>>6225273
How can you tell?

>>6225273
how do you know?

>>6225273

where did you come from cotton-eyed joe

>>6225343

We gonna donate all ya shit to goodwill

Hey guys, let's show off our perfect male bodies to complement these girls

>oh wait you're all fat neckbeards
>get a life

You are gay if you would get head from a man. Just admit it. Call your mom and tell her.

>>6224067
i wish

>>6225350
fuck off tobi

the things I would do just to be in the same room as her ;_;

>>6227458

I disagree.

It's shit like this that reminds me why I hate you /fa/gs so much, in a love/hate way

This ideal female form that you guys have in your head is totally unrealistic. It's just not feminine. And the funny part is, you probably think that's really what you want too.
I'll give you a hint: your definition of the ideal female form - I promise you didn't come up with that. You allowed popular media and culture to define what is sexy and hot for you. You've basically been brainwashed, subconsciously or not, resulting in these perverted and skewed ideas of what the human form is.

Yea girls who are tall and thin with no tits can be hot in their own sleek "aerodynamic" way, and I can appreciate that, but I can also appreciate the infinite other female forms out there that are a thousand times more realistic and common. After having been with some women, I have a much better idea at what true femininity looks like.

Posting some pics of real females so you guys don't get shocked when you see one naked for the first time. I mean if you're lucky if will be the stickly figure you so crave, but it won't be like that forever

>>6227719

>>6227719
Gross

>>6227724

>>6227719

9/10 good troll

>>6227719
>"real females"

this isn't some deep philosophical realization you've come to, this is you settling.

the fact of the matter is that there ARE girls outt here with exceptionally nice bodies, and i'm attractive and intelligent enough to not have to settle for a mediocre woman like in that picture.

>>6227724
>>6227719
pls im puking

>>6227719
>stop liking what i dont like
>dont be brainwashed by the media, be brainwashed by me

nah fuck off m8

>>6227728

this is you

>>6227719
I think you're just justifying your standards.

You didn't come up with your idea of femininity either. Please explain an objective metric for femininity as you seem to claim otherwise. Otherwise, your post is just >opinions.

>>6227719

not sure if you've noticed but there's a lot of differing opinions on the matter here

impressive white knighting though

>>6227724
Disgusting.

>>6224067

>>6227739
>the fact of the matter is that there ARE girls outt here with exceptionally nice bodies, and i'm attractive and intelligent enough to not have to settle for a mediocre woman like in that picture.

Yea, all the power to you. Go forth and multiply with the "best" looking women you can find.
My point is that you guys are restricting yourselves with these unrealistic standards that you've allowed yourselves to absorb. Yea the "typically hot" are attractive, im not denying that, but why restrict yourselves to that such small percentage when there are many other women out there who are just as beautiful in their own way?

What im saying is that you could be free to enjoy the plethora of female forms out there without prejudice, rather than restricting yourselves to these arbitrary standards.

>>6227719
>"aerodynamic" way

>>6227719
>mfw I know I will get old and my breast are going to sag

>>6227719

agree with popular media and culture. in this case tumblr and the internet in general defining what ppl consider sexy here

>>6227719
>>6227724
>>6227730
>this is what the average woman looks like
disgusting

>>6227750
>>6227757

pic is what you guys are

I'm not rationalizing my "standards". I never said anything about my personal standards actually, other than I have a more appropriate expectation of what femininity looks like and I don't let the media define what is hot for me.

>>6227750
>You didn't come up with your idea of femininity either. Please explain an objective metric for femininity as you seem to claim otherwise. Otherwise, your post is just >opinions.

I never said anything about a definite essence of the female form, I just said that I have a much better idea of what true femininity is. And I can easily justify that by the fact that my expectations are correlated by vastly more women than your guys'. What I find beautiful is by definition feminine, therefore my definition is objectively more sound.

>>6225288
here we go, that's what i'm talking about

>>6227730
>>6227724
>>6227719

well guys i can't go gay because i like feminine bodies, but if this is the real deal i guess its tim to go asexual

continuing the dump to educate the children.

>>6227787

my point was hardly everyone here has the opinion you're complaining about

fucking moron

>>6227793

>>6227797
How does this educate me?

>>6227796
you could be right. But judging from the repulsive reactions it appears otherwise

>>6227719
Don't get trolled by this /b/ copypasta you guys

just report him and move along

>>6227801
It's what the female body looks like. If your penis feels hard, that's OK. It's natural and normal.

>>6227815
It's never done that before! Care to explain?

>>6227750
Not him. There are objective criteria for femininity, which all the women in this thread fit to some degree. If you believe attractive qualities are completely subjective, you are wrong.

What you find aesthetically pleasing is a different matter, but, that aside, most of the girls in this thread are youthful and look like they're only a few years out of puberty. That implies they're healthy and capable of giving you a child. That's it and that's all. Fertility drops way down in late 20s and 30s and is visible by physical changes related to aging.

We're a polygamous species historically. You'd naturally cycle through a bunch of young females rather than staying with one as she grows old. Society tells us to act monogamously right now, but it only lasts so long before polygamy rears its head again (e.g. divorce rates after the death of the nuclear family ideal).

>>6227803
lol? report me for what?

It's actually hilarious how right I am.

>>6227719
Well you've managed to "brianwash" into believing all females are fat disgusting bitches, and you've turned me into a homo too.

How do you feel about that?

>>6227830
Let's start with reporting you for posting NSFW material on a SFW board

>>6227815
>>6227802
Standing rigidly upright with even lighting isn't going to flatter anyone. If these women took pictures were they're stretching out or with angles and shit, they'd be like the tumblr whores.

>>6227825
Congratulations timmy. You're not gay and you haven't allowed the popular media to dictate when your penis gets hard

You see some people are so easily influenced that they allow the Jews to take control of their penis through a thing we call the media

>>6227832
Who cares? enjoy the dickings tho.

>>6227815
These women are just painfully average, this thread was about the ideal female body, not about what's "Normal".

For me, this would be "ideal" female body for beauty/sexually

how the fuck do you guys always get away with posting nudes on here and mines are always getting cleaned up whilst i recieve the hammer...

>>6227853
what a butterface

>>6227840
scary what reality looks like without the trickery of lighting and digital effects, eh?

>>6227853
This however would be my ideal body for fashion/today's society/modelling

>>6227866
the average girl is overweight, of course theyre going to look like shit

id rather fuck a couple good looking girls than anything possible, its called having standards

>>6227866
Thigh gap pls.

>>6227866
jesus christ.... vaginas are so gross u guys why

>>6227860
Feminist mods are taking over all boards.

>>6227853
There is nothing wrong with pursuing an ideal, but to chase it exclusively, to become obsessed with it, I think that could be a problem.

Why tie yourself to an ideal so much that you can no longer enjoy what is "normal"? That ideal form of yours might never be attainable for all you know

>>6227885
Agree- vagina's are ugly as shit.

>>6227887
Pls stop, they are only getting fatter.

>>6227873
Pic didn't link for some reason...

>>6227889
>>6227885
go suck some cocks, fuccbois

I think this one is super cute

i dont even know what fashion is anymore

>>6227898
Face is cute but body could be better if she worked out a little.

>>6227887
Of course it's not attainable for everyone, but with a healthy diet and exercise the average person, man or woman, could look 10000X better!

Why settle at mediocre when you can have great?

>>6227896
More Inna

>>6227860
No idea.
I always get b& for posting nudes too.

Let's keep reporting the fag posting all those disgusting pics.

>>6227898
you're le trolling me, right?

>>6227911

>>6227898
twinsies

>>6227866
Not really. They're just normal humans that make me glad to have a magnificently shaped fiance. They could become extraordinary if they put forth the effort to exercise or control their eating habits, which isn't too much to demand of your partner if you're making the effort yourself.

But, there's nothing wrong with the average person. I'm sure they're super cool. I just wouldn't particularly seek out sexual relationships with them.

>>6227911
>Why settle at mediocre when you can have great?

See, that's the thing. You see it as "settling at mediocre" wheras I don't . I'm not seeing a mediocre girl, I'm seeing a girl who is genuinely beautiful on an individual basis. When I see her, I'm not imagining other images of hotter women in my head or something, I'm REALLY seeing her. Maybe you don't see that.

I think when you and I look at a body we probably see something very different.

>>6224420
HA HA HA HA WE LUZ DEEZ HOES

>>6227928
>But, there's nothing wrong with the average person. I'm sure they're super cool. I just wouldn't particularly seek out sexual relationships with them.

Fair enough, especially if the physical aspect is the most important thing in a sexual relationship for you. I mean it's important for me too, but there are many other things that I value highly as well.

I think botticelli got it pretty close here

>>6227934
This is the first picture you posted that actually looks good.

I see most women as beautiful, but maybe it's because most women where I live are?
Girls at my university are slim and fit. I guess competitive girls are also more motivated to take care of themselves.

Girls in my home country/city (Moscow) are tall, slim and wear heels for a daily stroll, they always look put together.

There's nothing wrong with being average, but don't expect complements for it.

>>6227934
We fucking get it, you like ugly girls. It's not a very uncommon fetish.

>>6227960
ANNIE IS PERFECTION IN ALL WAYS

>>6227969
>tfw you will never have her

>>6227960

the way you use ugly there is proof of your impressionable mind. Poor pleb isn't even aware that his dick is firmly in the hands of the jews

>>6227975
I thank god everyday

>>6227969
>>she closed her eyes when she said it
>>she wasn't thinking about you

>>6227921

>>6227957
It isn't the most important to me, but it complements and strengthens the relationship. If they can keep their shape, that means they are motivated at least on that level, but, more probably, on many levels of their life. It implies they'll stay healthy throughout our relationship together.

There are obvious exceptions all over the place, but I think there are strong correlations to body shape and success in career, family and long-term health.

I'll grant you I got lucky meeting a drop-dead gorgeous girl who clicked on all other levels with me enough to make me commit (PhD-track is pretty alright). I've dated comparably nice-looking women with good bodies but never took it far because I couldn't stand being around them for long. But I've never paid much attention to average girls beyond pure friendship, which has led to a few awkward situations. There was no spark regardless of how interesting and compatible they seemed. It's difficult to uncouple yourself from the demands of biology and sways of society. If the full package exists, then why settle for less?

I had a dream about a girl that looked a bit like pic related. She was interviewing David Cameron and making him squirm. But then she started talking about settling down and marriage and that was a huge turn off for me. She also had like a hole in her nose like a third nostril for some reason, but that didn't bother me at all.

Can one of you /Fa/reudians tell me what this all means?

>>6228074
it was your muse. same a michele to rick. but you lost her.

>>6225145

Omg yes, petite but with hips and boobs.
Now let's hope she has a bumm aswel

>>6224769
it looks like nick cave circa 1983

>>6228076
>but you lost her.
Ah damn it.

>>6227815

Her pretty face makes up for her shitty body

>>6227844
>6227769
those nipples.

>>6227815
>>6227719
i'm a guy and look a lot better when i'm naked

>>6227815
>It's what the female body looks like.
No, just a female body.

>>6227844
Yew York?

>>6223841
ITT: bunch of dudes see pictures of naked women and say "Ew omg, like, so gross!"

You all have no hope.

>>6227719

fags

Not going to read throughthe thead, but I'm assuming 99% of you didn't notice those massive love handles she has

-

>not that I wouldn't hit it

>all these deleted posts

that's what you get for posting NSFW on a SFW board

>>6227853
You're attracted to women without arms?

>>6229986
are you retarded?

>>6230017
arms just get in the way

>>6227815

>hurr exercise isn't natural