/fa/ - Fashion

tryna model for hedi

I'm not a model

Excuse for what?

>>6181971
pic related. What /fa/ thinks looks good

>>6181971

Don't be a fuckhead.

>>6181979
that's not true though

>>6181984
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch, etc?

>>6181991
>>6181984
FIGHT
FIIIIIIGHT

Most models are genetic so there's that

>>6181984
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>>6182102
>same waist and chest measurement

lel

>>6182039
probably the most retarded post I've seen this week on /fa/

>>6182039

hoollllyyyy fucking shit

single most retarded thing i have heard all week

>>6182106
>>6182120
best new samefag

>>6182156
a bit butthurt you were abused twice for your shitty post?

ya theyre buff if its sum basic bitch house like armani or d&g. male equivalent of VSFS.

>google images

>>6182039
2/10 not rused

most people on effay seem to think they won't fit in their skinny jeans from 2007 anymore if they lift once.

what weight dumbbells should i get to start with?

>>6182576

>>6182576
do body exercises or you will be curlbro incarnate

>>6182606
>>6182590
yeah i go swimming and cycling too but i want to get some weights

i mean i could look it up but it's easier if someone just tells me

>>6182623
maybe i'll just get a pull up bar

>>6182624
pull up bars are okay but you can do so much with dumbbells.
its hard to guess how strong you are so maybe go to a store and try some out.
get some that you can add weight to so you can do different workouts with them.
10-15kgs is a good start

im skinny and i want to be in normal weight but this might sound stupid but i dont want to lift and workout cause it will just burn my calories and wont make me gain weight, am i wrong or i still need to workout?

>>6182699
you are wrong

look up bulking and figure out how it works

>>6182699
well, do you want to be skinny fat or fit?

>>6182704
i already know that but.. i know that if i just eat and not workout, i will just be fat. which is.. ok for me cause i want to gain weight. but right now i just eat and its still hard for me to put on weight.

>>6182709
i want to be fit. i wish. but i dont care anymore just gaining weight will be fine for me as long as i wont be seen as skinny.

>>6182716
it matters what you eat tho

i haven't done bulking myself but when I go over to my friend's house he always has like massive bowls of oatmeal and shit

he almost chokes on it but he's looking better and better and he doesn't have to do it for much longer

>>6182716
i still think you should lift. if you're lifting you're taking in more calories anyway, and by doing so you'll gain muscle mass, which imo seems to accumulate faster than fat

>>6182661
not very strong
cheers though dude

>>6182719
i eat calorie-dense food like oatmeal, cereal, peanut butter, rice, fruits, etc. its just so easy for me to lose weight i dont know why.

>>6182722
well if i lift, my calorie-intake would be lessened right? but yes, ive heard of muscle mass and they say it adds on your weight so i dont get it. so why do fat people workout then.

>>6182732
No matter how much you think you eat now you will easily double that if you start working out regularly.

>>6182732

No matter how much you eat now you will double that lifting regularly. I can't explain how much hungrier you get.

>>6182741
>>6182743
you know what that actually makes sense.. but ive always had a not so big appetite. i dont really eat that much but im trying. its just funny how people always tell me "wow why do u exercise ur already skinny wtf".

>>6182745
Start drinking high calorie shakes

http://caloriecount.about.com/svunt-shake-half-whole-milk-recipe-r559324

Exercise is important though, do some cardio and lifting.

>>6182732
I don't want to be that guy that goes
>hurr durr eat more faggot
But it's kind of true, none of the foods you listed are that high in calories other than peanut butter which is still not ideal because the fat and protein content makes it very filling.

If you want to gain weight you need to firstly focus on eating three decent meals every day, if you do that and still don't see decent weight gains then add in full fat milk, a gallon a day is traditional but that's only a good idea if you combine it with intense exercise including weightlifting, if you can't drink milk then instead consume some form of rapidly digesting carbohydrates or some type of mass gainer drink

Best of luck bro.

>>6182758
thanks but those whey protein costs a lot here and im too lazy to prepare my own shit.
also i think i cant do lifting since i dont own gym equipment and too busy to go to the gym. but ive heard of this 7-minute workout and it sounds perfect for me.

>>6182797
Has it occurred to you that you spend a lot more than seven minutes on 4chan every day

>>6182799
thanks.
well for the past few weeks i did gain some weight and some fat on my gut which is good cause i know im gaining shit but im not sure if i can keep this up.

>>6182810
well youre right.. recently that is. since i dont have class for 3 months and after 2 weeks school is back etc. so i will be busy again.

>>6182799
>I don't want to be that guy that goes
>>hurr durr eat more faggot
>But it's kind of true, none of the foods you listed are that high in calories other than peanut butter which is still not ideal because the fat and protein content makes it very filling.
Unfortunately you are that guy. The reality, that only a minority in the broscience infested world of fitness know, is that high calories will get you a very small improvement in gains and a very large increase in fat. I know from experience, and I'm the "ecto" that they say doesn't have to worry about that. Once I wanted to lose that weight, the strength gains went with it. The harsh reality is that your potential is mostly genetic. People who had a large potential and worked hard to meet their potential don't like to hear that what separates them from others is not the hard work they put in but rather their genes, but that's the truth as can be seen by people who have done the same as them but not had the same gains.

>>6182362
Which has a lot of truth to it. Squats made me grow out of my jeans within weeks and I wasn't even wearing skinny jeans.

>>6182828
Gonna have to politely disagree with you bro, I'm a personal trainer and a strength coach and I've personally seen over 100 people achieve very significant gains in fat free mass with minimal gains in fat mass on a balanced diet featuring a calorie surplus and supplementation with whole milk.

>>6182857
In other words marginal increases in how much they gained vs how much they would have gained without so many more calories. Also, if they had minimal gains in fat mass there was only a small surplus. The majority of times when people say 'hurr durr eat more' it's unwarranted and based on nothing.

not really related, but anyone have the /fa/ for /fit/izens pic?

goal body

>>6183121
thought the captcha was funny

>>6183121
You might be joking, but it was actually my goal body two years ago. I suffered from anorexia nervosa.

Now I'm shredded as fuck and ottermode, feels good breh yeah zyzz brah get shredded or dyemirin mirin jobrah?

>>6183133

anorexic bitch is shit tier but otter is good, stay that way, dont go full bearmode or zyzzmode or any of that shit

>>6181967
Too muscular

do I really have to lift? I'm 5'10, 118 pounds. my chest measures 32 inches

I do want to gain muscle mass, but can I just do something like 100 push ups, 100 crunches, 100 squats, 20 pull ups and some planking per day? something about lifting weights just seems so monotonous to me

>yfw ysl ss13

>>6183159

Nah bro. He has a badass scar on his face too.

Put me in the fridge, cos am Jelly.

>>6182102
perfect

>>6183160
i read cat facy magazine in between sets. keeps me motivated

>>6182102
this is what every man should compare their bodies to

>>6183173
>ysl

>>6183487
what do you think his regieme is?

I remember my last girlfriend was into skinny dudes, long hair, hipstery types. I started lifting and she was pretty on the fence about it at first.

Then it turns out she loved it when I just picked her up and carried her around, and she started stroking my new (modestly sized, but improving) muscles.

A big part of the aesthetic of it will be your proportions. Another part is understanding that SOME girls dig the skinny guy look while some prefer that middle range cut-yet-slim, some like beefcake, and some only attach to these ideas because the guys rocking it are hot-faced and high status.

Don't obsess over pleasing everybody. Find the look and body type that you prefer and feel best in, strive towards perfecting it, and the girls you want to attract will love you more and more.

>>6183592
1000 situps every other day

>>6183592
I'm no expert but probably really basic stuff like bench presses, curls, and bodyweight exercises. He has a stronger core than you'd think for a thin guy (hence the fairly rectangular shape) so maybe deadlifts, I dunno.

>>6183631
nice troll

>>6183634
all women like large men deep down. they can't help it

>>6183634
I agree man. Some guys are trying to find one-size-fits-all appeal to girls but it's not really gonna happen. Some girls really do have the hots for thin guys. Generally, I'd say everyone is better off with at least light lifting just to give you some lean mass instead of fat and no one's gonna kick you outta bed for it, but just be what you want to see in the mirror.

Yo/ fit/!

Nobody cares about your e-stats and protein powder when you're an introverted fuccboi.

What's your excuse for being autismal??

>>6183121
he looks like a tall 6 year old

>>6183592
anything that doesnt target your lower body.

>>6182362
honestly, most models have shit bodies and no legs. I will bet you money 95% of models dont squat

>op's face when he is a fat retard hypocrite

>>6183708
Shit the guy in your pic kinda looks like me (except that I have a shittier tattoo and wavy brown hair)
6'4" 160lbs here, just realized #DYEL guys can be hot

Bumping with more model pics

>>6184056
that guy is not dyel

>>6183754
when will you realize big legs make you look awful in clothes?

>>6184117
nice shoop, faggot

someone post the pic that shows casey's girly body

>>6184228
dumb ass

>>6183754
Who cares if they don't squat? IMO it looks bad with big legs, If you walk a lot you will get enough legs. Big legs is a feminine trait, why do you think superheroes are often depicted as full-blown inverted pyramid mode?

>>6184238
get a load of this guy

>>6184245
Can't handle the truth?

>>6184258
Guess I can't

>>6184245
How'd you like to get a load of THIS guy? *whips out dick*

>>6184276
edgy!! XD

>>6184276

>>6184272
I don't think that he would enter in a gym full of sweaty guys to squat heavy weights with his juicy ass (no homo)

>>6184272
>mfw seeing Brasilbutt's before and after

>>6184272
Proportionally their legs and ass is their most dominant muscle groups. The result is feminine.

>>6183708
i like the shoes, what kind of model are they?

>>6184272
>>6184295
aaand found it

>>6184339
Look like black plimsolls, you're better off just finding some on Google yourself because there are hundreds out there.

>>6184350
To this day I still cry when I think he had to go and ruin himself with boobs. I'd fucked him so had

>>6182039

>>6181979
oh my god
his death waits in between my thighs. just wait, i'm going to destroy that wafer thin man through sexual relations.

>>6181979
that penis is considerably large for his body shape.
thank you hung skeleton

most /fa/ body is the one that looks good in tees

>>6183634
this man, theres no universal preference. i know i like my girls super skinny, while my guy friends have different tastes. same goes with girls. (although it is hard to go wrong with big boobs and big muscles)

>>6184211
yea he is bro, like big time.
he's attractive, but still DYEL.
you have low standards for muscle mass

>>6184204
lel what a faggot
is he protecting his homosexuality with da heaterz?

>>6184239
The guy in blue shorts has weak lower abs and the guy on yellow shorts is a little fat lel

>>6181967
I need to get /fit/ but its so hard

id rather be dyel than some muscly meathead ugly fuck who walks around like hes holding in a shit

the most attractive men were dyel - see pic

>>6187149

>attractive
>posts pig digusting photo

stay satisfied in your mediocrity

>>6187149
>elvis
>good looking

pick one

here is me a couple months ago, even better now, i love it now when i fcuk girls their hands are all over me squeezing my biceps, feeling my chest, getting shy when i take off my shirt, saying im built and, basically girls get impressed easily by this body already lol, i dont do it for the girls, i do it for the confidence it gives me and the perfomance in bed too

>>6187155
>>6187157

Presley's physical attractiveness and sexual appeal were widely acknowledged. "He was once beautiful, astonishingly beautiful", in the words of critic Mark Feeney.

Television director Steve Binder, no fan of Presley's music before he oversaw the '68 Comeback Special, reported, "I'm straight as an arrow and I got to tell you, you stop, whether you're male or female, to look at him. He was that good looking. And if you never knew he was a superstar, it wouldn't make any difference; if he'd walked in the room, you'd know somebody special was in your presence."

>>6187157
>implying you will ever look like that
>implying you aren't a basement virgin who does SS + GOMAD
>implying your face isn't a trainwreck

>>6187178
No I know I wont look like that because I'm not juicing my brains out but thanks for all the projecting bro.

>being this butthurt because you know deep down being /fit/ is glorious

Stay auschwitz

>implying you dont self-consciously check your physique out in a mirror every day, reassuring yourself you look okay without lifting

>top lel

>>6187170
>charisma

>>6187189
what?

>>6187188
how is being /fit/ 'glorious'? i dont see many people on /fit/ who arent virgins posting feel threads every day
being /fit/ is not glorious

im not auschwitz

i dont have to reassure myself i look good without lifting because im not insecure as fuck about my body, and i dont rely solely on my body to give the illusion im attractive

>>6187204

>using the actual /fit/ bored as a sample

And yes, perfecting your body is glorious - it has been considered glorious since the ancient world.

Building bodily aesthetics is hard work - and just as important as the clothes you wear every day.

It reinforces your own self-worth, and shows others you care about yourself -- people treat you with more respect when they see you do it for yourself.

>not insecure

Would you be 100% comfortable taking your shirt off next to a guy who had 10/10 aesthetics? I doubt it.

but honestly, I dont need to convince you. youve already cemented your opinion in mediocrity. Its alright anon -- life is tough

>>6187228
board*

>>6187228
have you ever noticed that you use a lot of hyphens?

>>6187243

I like the way it breaks the though up -- almost exactly the way it would come out of my mouth.

>>6187253
i know i have lots of things like that too, but i use commas

also i press enter twice after every line

>>6187228
i dont need to pick heavy things up and put them down repeatedly to reinforce my self worth

>Would you be 100% comfortable taking your shirt off next to a guy who had 10/10 aesthetics? I doubt it.

>mediocrity because i dont lift

dont be so deluded anon, the fact of the matter is that no matter how 'aesthetic' you get, you will never be as attractive as those with naturally beautiful faces

>>6187253
thought*

>>6187259

As do I.

I feel like a single space is too inconsiderate for the people reading your post.

It helps break your post up into pieces, separated into little chunks, each block representing an individual thought -- easier to read.

Also, it just straight-up looks better?

>>6187262
not having a sexy body and a beautiful face

>>6187262

Good thing I'm already very satisfied with my face.

And anyway, you can keep your pretty face -- it wont help clothes sit on your frame any better ... fuccboi

>>6181967
nice hat faggit

>>6187278
>satisfied with my face
aka accepted the fact you are painfully average and need muscle to compensate
>it wont help clothes sit on your frame any better ... fuccboi
yes it will

>>6187286

I have no control over my face, therefore, I'm never going to let it bring me down.

Only elevate yourself. Building aesthetics comparable to those of a god is a good start.

Also, I have a pretty face anyway, but good try.

>>6187286

Whereas, you probably dont have a good looking face, and refuse to turn your spongy body into anything, but love to tell others that lifting and improving yourself is pointless.

Dont get any tears on your designer tee shirt, faggot.

>>6187302
>Building aesthetics comparable to those of a god is a good start.

top fucking lel

you as bad as people who wear fedoras

you are not going to look like a god because you have barely larger than average muscle mass, you autist

Hungry skeleton mode is retarded, especially for males in the 18-30 range. You need adequate calcium and weight-bearing exercise during this period to strengthen your bone mass. Not doing so can result in osteoporosis and other conditions caused by weak bone mass later in life.

I'm 178cm and 63 kg but I do pull ups, push-ups, and cardio everyday. Your health should always come before your appearances.

>>6187316
>I'm 178cm and 63 kg
>implying you arent hungry skeleton mode

>>6187323
>implying you look like that
>implying you will ever look like that

>>6187309

Keep telling yourself that.

I hope it keeps you warm at night

>>6187319
Well I am pretty thin, but I do have a slight gut. The point I'm trying to make is I make sure to eat well and get enough weight-bearing exercise.

>>6187327
I'm not the guy you're talking to but if who you're talking to is a serious /fit/izen, you're about to get told like no other.

>>6187370
And even if he isn't, it doesn't detract from his point: you can't be /fa/ with a shitty body, whether overweight or under. A /fa/ body exudes confidence, health, and attractiveness.

>>6187374
>implying this isnt the /fa/ body

>>6187370
>I'm not the guy you're talking to but if who you're talking to is a serious /fit/izen, you're about to get told like no other.

OH NO A *SERIOUS* /FIT/IZEN

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

>>6187426
How much do you think he weighed back then? Also, height?

>>6183160
> but can I just do something like 100 push ups, 100 crunches, 100 squats, 20 pull ups and some planking per day?

Oh you poor deluded soul.