/fa/ - Fashion

>tfw this proves that "fashion" is a game for women and gays

even though looking nice plays a huge roll in getting women, the guys who are "into" fashion are beta and can't get girls.

lamy was a model

20 years ago she might have looked less like a witch

>>6146654
rick could fuck your mom and your dad if he wanted to

believe it or not, some people value interpersonal connection above physical attraction. Perhaps rick got his fill of fucking and partying some years ago and merely values Miz Lamy for the inspiration, conversation and spiritual support she provides him?
For a man in his position, a partner who's above the phony fray of the fashion world could be a rather tall order.
They're happy together.

>>6146661
wtf no
at the beginning of the world lamy sprang forth fully formed and clothed from the gaping vaginal maw of earthmother gaia
though she had six siblings they were consumed by y'smir the devourer. lamy escaped, for she was wise, and she was sly. she knew that y'smir was fatally allergic to the holly plant, and so she tricked him into producing the broth with leaves of the holly. y'smir defeated, she discovered his library, wherein she spent the next 700 years studying magics from the world before ours.

>>6146646
alot of ppl r like
ew omg she looks like witch rick has granny fetish
but he's worked with her like 10-20 years ago? don't remember but before she was this old
so when u think about it like that it's more understandable
if the woman i loved and truly resonated with just got a bit older i think i would still love her despite some age
think of the girl u like and add on 20 years of age doesnt it seem like u could still love her
idk im sleepy wtf am saying

>>6146677
ur so randum XD

>>6146654
spoken like a true nogf beta fag

>what is love

>>6146677
u read assault on eotena?

Thanks God

>>6146677
one day thanos, the skyfather, plucked the hairs from his head, every one. he sat at his loom and wove them into fabric. he cut the fabric into sections and sewed it into form before stuffing it with batting. the next day, he slaughtered the great cow ymir and rendered its hide to leather before repeating this process. thus two dolls were made, one in his form, and one in the form of earthmother gaia.

lamy, happening upon the dolls, practiced a spell which gave them life. thus, man and woman were created.

>implying rick is hetero

>>6146694
nope what is it

>>6146697
thus the age of humanity began. time passed, and humans developed, and they procreated, and successive generations developed in their sophistications. they made simple tools, and in striking them against surfaces, found pleasure in some rhythmic patterns and displeasure in others. lamy, taking fancy of people and frequently visiting them, had heard this one day, and yet she found pleasure in all patterns. so she rendered leather of the skin of their flocks, and she molded its shape into drums. and she rendered of the guts of these animals, strings. of the forests she selected woods which resonated when struck, and, constructing first a frame, she then stretched upon them, one larger instrument strung four times, a smaller one strung but six times. taking these devices with her, she visited first the depths of the earth, and in its hottest flames she imbued them, then upon the highest mountains she adultered these instruments with lightning. she returned to her people and gifted them these instruments. thus was born heavy metal.

>>6146671
/fit/ also doesn't = skills with women

>tfw op posts >tfw rick sticks his dick in this and not you
>tfw could mean "instead of you sticking your dick in this sexy lady, rick does"
>tfw could mean "rick sticks his dick in this instead of sticking it in you"
>tfw both are equally likely
>tfw on /fa/

What the fuck happened to Michèle Lamy? She was beautiful before. Why did she start balding and lost her teeth? Cancer?

>>6146747
papa Time and his wooden peg leg

>>6146691
no denture adventure baby rick gets it

>>6146714
mfw

fuck you michele lamy is legendary

She looks like a power ranger villain.

AFTER 10,000 YEARS I AM FREE! TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!

>>6146691
>baby don't hurt me
>don't hurt me
>no more

she must be kinky af in order to satisfy Ricky's sexual appetite

>tfw she fucks Rick with her strap-on and not you

>>6148335
prolly the other way around

The thing that gets me about the fashion industry is the amount of gays and horny women in there.

Think about it, some of the top girls in the fashion industry probably get to attend gay orgy where the girls sit or join in with all the fags fucking and sucking eachother off.

I can picture a bunch of mmf bisexual or cuckold shit going on at the top among the old designers and their younger male models.

>>6148392
lol u have a creative imagination

the women arent horny btw, theyre moody and pissed 24/7 from stress and never eating or sleeping.

>This is an old Rick Owens cardigan, with some cashmere things he was doing when he worked with Revillon. And my tights are Margiela. My fur socks are Rick also, but they don’t have hard soles, so I wear them with black Crocs.

>>6148439
>And is that an elastic stocking that you’re wearing as a hat?

>I had an operation on my leg this year. When you are the hospital they give you these tight stockings to wear. And you see, they are perfect on the head!

>>6148425
yeah right dude, here are some models from the fashion industry.

http://perfectthreesome.tumblr.com/<wbr>

>>6148439
>>6148439
based crocs
fashion clog of the new century

Does anyone have a picture of Michele or Rick when they were younger?

>>6148467

>>6148472
yeah theres a pic of them here >>6148447

>>6148467
oops