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6044933 No.6044933[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>you will never have models surrounding and grabbing you

>> No.6044939
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6044939

>yfw this is the truth

>> No.6044948 [DELETED] 

eww
they're all fucking ugly
i'm p. sure they're trannies

>> No.6044954

When he's 40, no...not even. 30, he won't have anyo e cuz his 15 minutes will have passed long ago, and he'll be seen as an adult. A 5'5" Manley adult probably on drugs. No one will want him.

>> No.6044955

>>6044954
Manlet*

>> No.6044958
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6044958

bieber needs to step his game up

>> No.6044979

>>6044954

he isn't 5'5 though

stop projecting your insecurities

>> No.6044986

>>6044954

the dude is RICH AS FUCK

most girls want his dick

people LOVE him, he has many friends

his family loves him

but you

you are on a anime website insulting him because you're insecure

do you think he would care what YOU say about him?

>> No.6044992

>>6044986
#ethered

>> No.6044998

>>6044958
asian girls are so ugly

>> No.6045014

>>6044979
Lmao

Not jealous of him. Trust me. You must be gay for his gender less face. He'll be forgotten and replaced in a couple years.

>> No.6045013

>>6044986
he might care man some people are just that way

they want everyone to like them

like TJ from recess remember that one episode

>> No.6045019

>>6045013

nahhh but it doesnt even matter he knows people hate him, i wanna know what that guy gets out of insulting someone that is 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 million times out of his league

>> No.6045020

>>6045014

yeah i believe you

>> No.6046188

>>6044986
#REKT

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>>6045013
>like TJ from recess remember that one episode

>> No.6046211

>>6045014
google pics of his dad

he aint leavin.

>> No.6046212

>>6044954
his career is still going strong, hes been relevant for a pretty good time now

>> No.6046248

>>6045014
>insecurities
>suddenly it's about you not being jealous

hilarious projection

>>6046211
jesus, he looks like the biggest douche

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>tfw used to be friends with a model but stopped talking

>> No.6046414

>>6044986
>Belieber detected

Are you embarassed that you listen to corporate pop for little girls?

>> No.6046429

>>6046414

haha, a 30 year old virgin that lives in his mothers basement hating on based jb

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>>6046414

>> No.6046458

>>6046429
Lies, innuendo, and character assassination.

But at least I have enough taste to avoid teen idol pop.

>> No.6046452

#voiceofageneration #icon #internationalplayboy #hatersmad

>> No.6046464

>>6044933
it's hilarious how completely out of place cara looks

even their makeup artists can't make her beautiful

>> No.6046462

>>6046414
Dan do you work at an RBC branch?

>> No.6046471

>>6046464
Bieber honestly looks prettier than Cara in this photo.

>> No.6046472

>>6046458
something's gotta be wrong with you if you feel the need to control what you listen to.

>> No.6046467

>>6046458
27 year old that lost his virginity to a drunk fat girl living in his mothers basement

better?

>> No.6046482

>>6046467
Still wrong.

Distortions based on distortions based on what one anon overhead in a tinychat room.

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>>6046464

>> No.6046499

>>6046493
i look nothing like that photo

cry more, cara sympathizer

>> No.6046498

>>6046482
27 year old that goes to prostitutes living in his mothers basement

FACR

>> No.6046502

>>6046498
hed be like 28 now at least.

>> No.6046503

>>6046493
why do people get so offended over cara
for real she is not that pretty
not even saying that she shouldn't be a model there are plenty of ugly models

>> No.6046510

>>6046467
>>6046498
I think he lost it to a drunk fat girl but doesn't live in his mom's basement.

>>6046493
Cara is a (popular) model because she has family connections. That's honestly it. Even if that poster looked was a hambeast it wouldn't matter because she does look completely out of place with victorias secret models.

>> No.6046511

>>6046498
You forgot the part where he makes new trips and has conversations with himself

>> No.6046509

>>6044933
middle and blacky are delicious. others are ok

>> No.6046512

>>6046510
he does live in his mothers basement

he makes sure to tell everybody that its "his fathers house"

>> No.6046513

>>6046510
he does live in his moms basement...im sure hed openly admit it hes said it lots

>> No.6046514

>>6046498
Foundation for Advancement in Cancer Research?

>> No.6046517

>>6046503

why do people have different opinions than i do?

u are honestly turning into the biggest shit poster go fuck ur ugly dried up australian whore mother u paki cunt

>> No.6046520

>>6046514
>being this autistic

dont you have to yell at some kids on your lawn or something?

>> No.6046530

>>6046510

HOLY FUCK WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN OPEN THEIR MOUTHS

HURR DURR CARA IS ONLY POPULAR BECAUSE OF HER FAMILY CONNECTION HURR DURR

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING RETARD AND JUST RECITE WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE SAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A FUCKING PLEB, YOU ARE LITERAL DEFINITION OF A PLEB YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.6046528

>>6046517
lol. someone thinks cara isnt that pretty and their automatically an ugly neckbeard/jealous

that is shitposting

>> No.6046533

>>6044933
2nd from left... Err Dafuqs wrong with her ?
But would bang

>> No.6046536

>>6046482
you're 28, ugly as fuck, shitty body. do you have anything going for you in life other than being a tripfag on a japanese image board?

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>>6046528
come again?

>> No.6046538

>>6046528

did i call him a neckbeard or ugly you dumbass?

>> No.6046542

>>6046536
he can talk to himself to make him feel better about himself

>> No.6046548

>>6046517
um read the post again
idc if u think cara is pretty but whenever someone says otherwise ppl get really mad
see
>>6046530

>> No.6046546

>>6046482
Hey, can you please post your perfume infographic?
I saved it but now I can't find it...

>> No.6046554

>>6046528
i meant for the anon who posted pic bb

>> No.6046549

>>6046546
fuck off dan nobody wants your shitty infographic

>> No.6046560

>>6046548

i wasn't mad people are just talking bullshit, is there any evidence that she is popular because of her family? no there is not


so you are wrong

and wtf retard what do you mean read the post again? obviously you disagree with people who have a opinion that she is pretty

>> No.6046567

>>6046560
yeah I do
I'm just wondering why people get so upset about and post images like that female neckbeard one
why the fuck are u getting mad about someone u don't know anyway

>> No.6046578

Clearing rumous.


I've been 26 for the past year. It's my birthday today. I'm now 27.


I live in a basement suite. I rent it from my parents. They're married and they own the house together, but technically it's my dad's money that bought everything. So I rent a basement from my Dad. But seeing as I pay for it and furnish it, it's my basement. The same as if I had rented and furnished an apartment it would be my apartment.


I've never hired a prostitute. I've been to strippers and been at a party where I met strippers and prostitutes. I jokingly said "a man's got needs" in response to an anon on here and apparently that's an admission of having banged hookers.

I have a job. I take online courses.

The girl I slept with in highschool wasn't that fat, though that's probably obese by /fa/ standards. We were both drunk and 16.
>The Cara Argument.


I think she's pretty but I find her vacant stare off-putting.

>> No.6046588

>>6046578
pffffhahahahahaha you still live at your parents at 27

and youre a fat disfigured fuck

>> No.6046587

>>6046578

happy b-day dan

>> No.6046600

>>6046578
>on 4chan
>on your birthday
>writing up all that to "impress" teenagers on an anime image board

wow you've got no life

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>>6046578

>I rent a basement from my dad

>>6046567

but YOU don't know anything

>> No.6046591

>>6046549
I do, and I'm not him.
Dan, please post it.

I was thinking of buying a cheap (kinda) perfume and when I looked for your infograph I couldn't find it.

>> No.6046592

>>6044933
>all 7/10's

>> No.6046597

>>6044933
actually i do ,i own a boutique store in Miami and have an online web store i do a few photo shoots a year with about 5 female models each time. i go out and drink with them every other weekend and ive hooked up with a few...

>> No.6046611

>>6046578
>I live in a basement suite. I rent it from my parents.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.6046618

>>6046578
happy birthday dude

>> No.6046620

>>6046602
know anything about what
all I want to know is why u (and I imagine its only u) gets so offended whenever she is criticised

>> No.6046631

>>6046620

i didn't get offendedc

>> No.6046637

>>6046600
>writing up all that

I know because you're half-illiterate it looks like a lot of text, but it's not. Hell I typed that with one thumb while sitting on the shitter.

>> No.6046648

>>6046578
this is honestly sad as fuck.

>> No.6046653

>>6046637
That is not something a normal person would take pride in js

>> No.6046645

>>6046637
Sounds like a great birthday.

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>>6046578
happy birthyday dan

i made u a heart out of the wax those cheese wheel things with the cow on them comes in

>> No.6046670

>>6046512
>>6046513
Oh okay.

>>6046530
Damn you are mad. That IS the only reason she is so popular. She is a mediocre model. Hardly any very admirable designers want to book her. You see her as a the face of Zara and Burberry for a reason. Pretty much the only people that hire her are the companies that will take whatever the agencies are pushing.

>> No.6046678

>>6046653
>normal
>4chan
top lel

>> No.6046674

>>6046657

the lady bell things are fucking disgusting only an autistic child would eat them really

>> No.6046682

I don't understand why people care about dan's life.

Why bring it up all the time.

>> No.6046700

>>6046670

cara is close to setting the record for the most booked model in a single year

please, do not embarass yourself anymore by ttypical total bollocks you prick

>> No.6046690

>>6046578
Fuck off domeshine dan

>> No.6046711

>>6046682
because he is the reality that most of them will eventually face

they are still in deniable

>> No.6046715

>>6044933
danhaters out in full force today. And posting in a justin beiber thread.

I wish our janitors would do their jobs.

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>>6046674
baby bells are cool, gtfo

>>6046682
i agree

>> No.6046734

>>6046700
>most booked model in a single year
By shit labels, yeah.

Quality over quantity, son.

http://models.com/models/cara-delevingne/client

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>>6046674
do u like greek yogurt?

>> No.6046747

>>6046711
Dan has said this much before.

People see dan and they see themselves in five years.

This is depressing and frightening so they hate and try to pretend that that isn't them.


But the truth is they're cut from the same stock.

Arts majors with no job prospects living in major Metropolitan centres with no affordable housing spending most of their free time on the internet.


Fuck man, that's everyone here.

>> No.6046770

>>6046734
>http://models.com/models/cara-delevingne/client

so what? she is still making the most bank making her the most successful model that is currently modelling

i don't really see what your point is man, you bring bullshit like she is only popular because of her family but provide no proof

ur silly

>> No.6046783

fuck you

>> No.6046794

>>6046578
this is seriously sad. happy birthday dan, party hard.

>> No.6046800

>>6046578
remember when you samefagged in that thread with a fake trip to praise yourself?
also that time you lied and said the trip was a friend and that you were in "the library" and you desperatly found a picture of a library then you admitted you samefagged

>> No.6046850

>>6046578
damn it dan i legit thought you'd hired hookers which made it seem less bad i want to when im 18

>> No.6046863

>>6046800
every trip samefags

>> No.6046872

>>6046770
>she is still making the most bank
No. That would be gisele.

>making her the most successful model that is currently modelling
>defining success by money

>you bring bullshit like she is only popular because of her family but provide no proof
>With her parent's social standing, Cara and her older sisters Chloe and Poppy became accustomed to rubbing shoulders with the rich and famous from a young age.
>It was while she was at school her potential to become a supermodel was clocked by Sarah Doukas, the CEO of Storm Model Mangagement who once plucked Moss from obscurity. Her daughter happened to be Cara's best friend.

>> No.6046876

>>6046503
bullshit she's so popular cause she fits every bill unlike other models who most people wouldnt think looks hot

cara is hot and cute and pretty modelesque which isnt common

>> No.6047828

>>6044933
My girlfriend did a photoshoot with Cara but she wasn't such a big deal back then.

>> No.6047874

>>6046578
happy birthday :3

>> No.6047888

>>6046850

dont lose the v card with hookers bro

>>6046578

happy bday danno

>> No.6047975

>>6046747
those of us who are smart enough not to actually consider art as a conceivable career aren't going to end up poor lmfao

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>>6044958
>tfw no qt3.14 k-army gf :(

>> No.6048550

>>6047828

post pix plz

>> No.6048555

>>6044933
Nobody gives a shit about Justin anymore. He is as irrelevant as Lady Gag

One Direction has taken over

>> No.6048594

>>6048555
>one direction
fuck i hate mainstream music

>> No.6048624

>>6048594
so edgy

>> No.6048643

>>6044933
>you'll never be this close to cara

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>>6048550

>> No.6048662
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>>6048647
and us in New york. Yes, I am aware she is too good looking for me.

>> No.6048663

>>6048647

thats kinda neat, interesting concept.

>> No.6048668

>>6048662

how are her feetz

>> No.6048686

>>6048662
>too good looking for me
don't short sell yourself anon. You look fine.

>> No.6048696

>>6048686

No. He looks fabulous. Might as well upsell.

>> No.6048704

>>6048662

no b, i think you two are pretty complimentary.

>> No.6048698

I never realized that Justin Bieber is only 5'7''.

This is hilarious.

>> No.6048700

>>6048662

lol shit you guys are so cute

good on you bro

>> No.6048712

>>6046747
#truth

>> No.6048753

>>6046578

happy birthday

I think it's a bit weird how you have to pay your parents though

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>>6048698
>5'7
>implying

>> No.6048866

Cara is weird. Remember when she stumbled out of Kate's party with blemishes and cuts?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2233861/Cara-Delevingne-worse-wear-stumbles-Kate-Moss-book-launch.html

>> No.6048920

>>6048866
psoriasis

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6048932

>tfw u will neber ;_;

>> No.6048963

>>6044933
wasn't there strong evidence that caradele fucked the Biebs?

>> No.6049075

>>6046530
How that assburgers treating you?

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>>6046657
>tfw you save a giant fistfull ball of these and chew up the wax like gum

>> No.6052054

bieber is fucking alpha

>> No.6052921
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>>6048663
Yeah I'm not sure this is from the same shoot but its pretty cool too.
>>6048668
Like feet. I think they're okay. I'm not a foot man, myself.
>>6048704
>>6048696
>>6048686
Ha. well thanks guys.
>>6048668
>>6048700
Yeah i think I did well.
Thanks guys.

>> No.6053195

>>6044979
No, he's shorter, you dumb fuck.

>> No.6053207

I'm gonna need names of those models

>> No.6053219

>>6048798

>persaonlly

>> No.6053744

>>6048662
She has such a baby face. I love that on models. How tall is she?

>> No.6053784

>>6053744
5'10. taller than me..

>> No.6053797

>>6053207
left to right: idk idk cara delevigne (aka basic btch) idk idk idk

black girl >>>>> rest

>> No.6053902

>>6044933
god Cara looks like she's 50 in that pic

>> No.6054101

>>6053784
ah yee so that mean cara is shorter than 5 10 a ye i will fux one day

>> No.6054408

>>6054101
cara is 5'8

>> No.6054561

All of caras agencies say she's 5'9.5

But Maybe they're not adverse to adding and subtracting a few inches here and there.

>> No.6054823

>>6052921
Ha. cara looks fucking ugly here.

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6054854

cara is so ugly omg, she looks like shes 70yo

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>>6054854
fuck off m8

>> No.6054864

>>6054854
Idc we can listen to disintegration together

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>>6044933
>you will never have Dorothea give you fuck me eyes

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>>6055978
>you'll never have Behati

>> No.6056079

cara is literally disgusting
whats the appeal, ugly psycho witch core

>> No.6056091

>>6056079
I don't know

I hate her too

She's so fucking annoying

'Lel I'm so quirky haha look at me!!'

>> No.6056119

>>6056079

She looks like a tranny. I guess /fa/ is mostly full of closet gays.

>> No.6056139

>>6056079
seriously

but she's the IT girl of the moment, in a few years she'll be forgotten like the rest of them

>> No.6056156

i made this thread jokingly on anonymous

didnt think it would go on for this long smh. bout 2 delete it

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>> No.6056213

>>6056162
sauce

>> No.6056216

>>6056156
do u hv a qtp2tπ effay gf, ng?

>> No.6056263

>>6056162
saws pls gibe :----_)

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>>6056216
nope.

im looking doe

>> No.6056288

>>6056213
>>6056263
andrej posted it on twitter a while ago and i made it a gif, it's just a really short video

http://vine.co/v/bF1qpUOi3aP

>> No.6056290

>>6056274
>tfw you don't know how or where to look

>> No.6056292

>>6056162
2lewd

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>>6056288
>you will never be a model listening to hip hop and making out with your model friends

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>>6056290
i do. im in NYC sometimes so there are qts everywhere

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>>6056288
>you will never be turnt in the back seat car with a bunch of drugged out horny dtf models

>> No.6056447

>>6056156
Please do. We shouldn't encourage actual beiberfags.

>> No.6056557

>>6056447
its is done!

cya lata