/fa/ - Fashion

No human has a symmetrical face - it'd be abnormal

Asymmetry is what makes your face attractive to the sex your interested in

>>5946781
Actually, symmetry is what makes you "attractive". However, if you were completely symmetrical though, it could make you kinda undesirable, like you haven't lived your life at all, just like a doll.

>>5946781
There's a delicate balance that need to be kept but generally more symmetry is better. Ryan Gosling is like the least attractive star right now together with Harry Styles. How people find them so attractive is beyond me.

>>5946778
if anyone has pics of really symmetrical faces post them

to let op see that really symmetrical looks weird and unnatural

>>5946781
Nope.jpg
Symmetrical faces are considered more attractive;
http://academic.udayton.edu/MatthewMontoya/psy344/FacialPA_Rhodes_Proffitt_etal_1998.pdf
http://cogprints.org/4349/1/Zaidel2005.pdf
http://www2.psych.ubc.ca/~schaller/Psyc591Readings/Rhodes2006.pdf

>>5946791
No, sorry champ. I mean, duh, if your face is a slanted wreck you might not get the pussy you want, but all faces have asymmetry to an extent, and your brain will try to hold it together correctly - get super high on something and notice you'll start to have trouble holding faces together

And kind of on that note, you may have liked someone at some point, then later got pissed at them and realized they weren't that attractive, when you are biased to someone, your brain tends to hold their face together and align the asymmetry in a desirable way

>>5946791
Yeah u want something little like Mathias Lauridsens scar or Cindy Crawfords mole but much asymmetry or in the wrong places look bad.

>>5946804
he just needs to sort his hair tbh

>>5946804
Mm that's a solid face, flawless.

>>5946804

The salmon ladder scene in the opening credits turns me on every time

>>5946778

Best as time as ever to bring this up... I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

>>5946826
Okay, second time I"ve seen this. Is this realy? Copypasta?

It's more or less priceless - true or not

>>5946826

I love all these fantasy stories about Ryan Gosling lately. Are you from /tv/?

>>5946826
In October 2001, Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma.[11] When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

>>5946836
In 1991 during the filming for ‘Point Break’ Reeves (Who’s role involved playing a rookie FBI agent ‘Johnny Utah’) was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help. Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them, and was reported saying by Lori petty (Who plays Tyler Endicott). “The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life”. And proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the childs house, Making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their childs sacrifice to the great ocean.

>>5946826
this was originally a copypasta about flying lotus from /mu/

>>5946834
In 1996 John Lovitz was attending a premier party for The Peanuts special You're in the Super Bowl, Charlie Brown when a server offered him some oysters. To which the inneffable Lovitz replied "No thanks, I'm Jewish."

The server, a Honduran immigrant, reportedly then notified Lovitz that it was okay because they were free oysters. Lovitz became enraged and exploded into anger at the man, who he called a filthy goy immigrant. Lovitz went on to question whether the man had stolen any vehicles recently. "How many cars did you steal? How many cars do you have at home?"

>>5946804
>>5946813

does no one else think their eyes are squinty and long?

someone post a pic of devon aoki, she is the same although she is chink

>>5946826

lol, copypasta and replaced Jack Nicholsons name with Ryan Gosling.

He did spit at one of my friends though when she asked him for an autograph.

>>5946840

Nope. He's Canadian and we're all very polite and proper.

>>5946837
Squinty eyes on a male is good. Devon Aoki I find real ugly though.

> symmetry is attractive
> scientists proved this

ugly on one side

ugly on the other side

= beautiful symmetry so hot omg i jizzed

>>5946795

>>5947280
symmetry adds to a face with nice features

>>5947300
is that attractive?

he's not bad looking but...uh...looks kinda bland

like one of those photoshops of what people will look like in 50 years

>>5947310
>is that attractive?

To me it is.

>>5947310
the symmetry makes it easy on the eyes. but I'd have to agree about the blandness. he's handsome, though somewhat unexciting.

but i'm sure there are girls out there that think he looks like some victorian vampire or what have you

>>5946778
are you suggesting anyone has a symmetrical face?
or that symmetry is preferable?
honkie get outta here

>>5947300
well fuck
i knew knoch isnt bad looking but pretty much perfect symmetry

>>5947280
ugly faggot detected

>>5947310
knoch gives me such a broner

Accept it. Anyways, it's been proven to be moslty unattractive in females, not males.

>>5946837
Because they have northen white heritage. Holy shit, I thought this was a well known fact.

>>5947433
symetry is preferable you donk

>>5950656
what

why would northern whites have squinty eyes?

Do you think he can see alright? Or would his vision be tilted?

What are these called, liked em ever since terminator

>tfw attractive
>tfw all i notice is my assymetry
>tfw I think I look retarded when looking at my wrose side
;_;
I'd rather not be attractive and have a symmetrical face. I haven't been able to capitalize on looks anyway due to aspie mode and poor self-image. Not yet anyway =)

>>5946796
>Tfw I'm told I look like Harry Styles all the time, and some pre-teen girls even stopped me in a coffee shop once to ask if I was him

>:(

>>5950643
That is good to hear

>>5946778

OP, I have the same problem, sort of. Except my eyes are not uneven like Gosling, mine is more like the size of it during the night and day

Its because of my deviated septum (muh nose) from boxing, and my astigmatism on one eye didnt help as well. So try and look into that man

>tfw cant get surgery because military officers have ridiculous standards to get in

>Forehead and hairline looks bad from the front, good from the side
>the rest of the face looks bad from the side, good from the front

You only notice asymmetry in pictures anyway, you need one hell of a fucked up face to notice it in person.

Turn your head some, dont look people dead straight. If need be, turn your body like 15°. Right side of my mouth is slightly lower, doubt most people realize. I just look off somewhere and look back when I speak. Also, you look 2edgy5them.

>>5946796
because he has nice, masculine yet soft features and the crookedness of his eyes is a flaw that adds charm. It makes him human and seem more earthly than someone who would have a perfectly structured face. He's got the jaw, the smooth cheeks, the bright eyes and the great hair giving him an otherworldly appearance but those crooked eyes just bring him down onto a desirable level of humanity.

>>5952326
he's an actor, actors don't have to be symmetrical because they are always in motion anyways