/fa/ - Fashion

least gay thread 2012

>Outtie belly button

Most putrid part of any body ever

>>5944323
i like my belly button

>outie

would have been /fa/

>>5944325

chest isn't very flattering

Lets see the back

>>5944316
Lose weight
>>5944325
Stop flexing as hard as you can your eyes are going to pop out of their sockets

>>5944348
thanks but is outtie that bad?

>>5944335
>>5944357
It's hideous. Makes a person so much grosses automatically

>>5944316
be proud of your belly button only skinny people that dont eat like fucking retards have outies

;)

>>5944363
>implying that guy isn't flexing

>>5944363
well i know what im doing this summer

>>5944363
>lose weight
I can't look like your pic if I lose weight

>>5944377
shitposting on /fa/?

>>5944368
I still like it

>>5944374
>only skinny people that dont eat like fucking retards have outies

Outtie belly buttons are the result of a poorly cut umbilical cord retard.

>>5944363
not flexing is like taking a picture of your flaccid dick

>>5944384
My parents asked for this
>>5944388
I think you can judge better if the person is not flexing

>>5944383
So you wiggle it around with your index finger when you're at home board, then smell the finger and sometimes give it a light lick to see what it tastes like too weirdo?

>>5944393
bored*

>mirin'

>>5944417
how2belikethat

i am a stick man 6'0" 140 lbs

>>5944520
probably /fa/ with clothes but your body is kind of ugly

dunno like 5'11 and 155 fuck u?

>>5944520

another

>>5944549
>longcat.jpg

>>5944566
my torso isnt even long my pants are just low u smelly ass

>>5944570
ha, get a load of this guy, he likes to smell asses!

>>5944469
dick around on the machines at the local gym for about a year

>>5944619
"Yeauuh dew Brazeel werqaut!"

/fit/ says I'm small, but if I get any bigger all my clothes wont fit anymore

h-here i go

not even flexin

>>5944745
no abs either way lol

>>5944745
No one thought you were my friend

>>5944757
skinny af tho. I just never work out. like ever. no muscle no fat. I'm content.

inb4 denim dan

can i be /fa/ pls

>>5945148
wrong board
too big to be /fa/

>>5945154
i know /fit/ sucks dick right now tho

could I be a male muddle???????

Starting to lift so I can look like this without cheater lighting

I need to lift...

oops no one saw that first post...

anyways like i said I want to look a little more cut in the abs/cum gutters with more chest too

is this shit what /fit/ is like?

>>5945393
No,/fit/ is He-Man calling Arnold Schwartsanagger a fucking SS+GOMAD manlet faggot.

6'3" 145lbs and i am the hairy version of this
i don't know what happened but i do know i can't wear tight tees and shit because of love handles
doesn't make no fuckin sense

>>5945422
compared to wilt he is a manlet

>>5944745
show us your serratus. looks sickening

disregard idiotface

5'3 manlet pleasekillmyself

117 lbs at around 8% body-fat (got measured for wrestling)

what do I do to become more /fa/

^ in general, please don't come at me with "its all specific to everyone's body! you can't just ask what should YOU do to get "x", thats just stupid"

>>5945393
fatty detected

>>5944316
/fit/

>>5945567
wat? I'm not even going to the gym/trying to be /fit/. I just wanted to know if my body type was /fa/

>>5945558

>>5945558
>5'3

damn dude I've never seriously commented on someones height before (I'm only 5'9 myself) but that fucking sucks.

if you were like 5'9-11 with that body you'd be golden.

but damn dude.

6'3.5"
155lbs today

do you skinny guys ever get laid?

Its seriously affecting my confidence. I always feel too pathetic to approach girls, like they would just laugh me away.

Jesus you nignogs should seriously pick things up and put them down once in a while

>>5945634
i was making out with a bitch and pulled out my dick and she said "youre gonna have to put that away"

hope that helps ;)

5'11 125lbs

>>5945662
wanna give me a kiss ;)

>>5945660
SLENDERMAN!

>>5945660
same height and body type but i weigh 10 more lbs than you.

How the hell do you find shirts that fit

>>5944363
this is a super interesting body. wide hips/sex lines, deceptively giant chest, no tris whatsoever, and narrow, bulbous little protruding abs. how do you even unlock this mode?

>>5945660

tfw i'm 1 inch shoter and weigh exactly the same

thank god i'm asian so i can wear skinny shit and be effay

>>5945681
I usually just go with a small, or a medium "slim" fit. It is a bit of a challenge though.

>>5945660
dude that's literally disgusting. do you think it's /fa/ to not eat? it is, to an extent. this is far beyond that. my relatives who survived the holocaust came out looking swole compared to you

>>5945777
I do eat, not alot but I get my 3 meals a day.
>swole
>pls stahp

>>5945785
a pack of cigarettes is not a meal, nor is a yoplait

>>5945810

>>5945785

I'm this guy: >>5945777 >>5945810

and I'm really not sure why I targeted you. I apologize for that. This argument applies to many people in this thread.

I'm a girl and honestly the only two I'd consider letting near my lady goods are
>>5945148
and
>>5945646

>>5944417 too, but he's painfully obviously gay, so that does not apply

>>5945819
Well if theyre comfortable with their body whats the problem? I know Im comfortable with mine and I wish you the best Anon.

>>5945827
>Im a lady
Sure you are buddy

>>5945828
It's about being the best human being you can be. Just as fatties are unhealthy, so are machinist-cores.

>>5945830
Okay, you got me. I'm accually grill.

>>5945660
Fuck I wanna be that slender. Teach me how!

BTW we have the same pattern chest hair... (;

>>5945835
Isnt being the best human you can be, is being comfortable with who you are to an extent. People should consider their health and you do have a point.

>>5945830
>>5945840
No but seriously, it's not attractive when you legitimately know you could overpower the guy if you wanted (for me and most of my twee/tumblrcore friends anyway, there might be some weirdo girls out there for you guys...)

>>5945839
I dont work out, and this my basic diet
>cereal, oj and coffee
>chicken nuggets, chips and soda
>cig
>snack
>dinner usually lean meat and some rice
>coffee and cig before bed

>>5945859
>coffee and cig before bed

>>5945880
Well...I find it calming

>>5945880
caffeine right before bed will make you feel more rested and energetic when you wake up

cigarettes before bed is just typical smoker

>>5944520
>>5944557
you could cosplay as slenderman
. . .because, y'know

>>5945911
& dis 1 idk which 1 to upload so have both

>>5945849

>implying you wouldn't beg most of these guys for the D

You're on 4chan. Beggars can't be choosers.

>>5945911
>>5945911
>>5945922


Would stab in the face with a cautering iron

>>5945915
Yeah if you wake up within the next hour and a half

> oh shit, I forgot the bags-under-eyes walking zombie look is super /fa/. Carry on.

>>5945948
lel u r so fucking mad brah 1v1 me irl

>>5944325
>no lats
>rectangle-mode
>pectus excavatum
>manlet
>not very cut

>>5945690
Lots of musical theatre.

>>5945827
no one cares about your opinion

be nice please

>>5946109
be nice

Post's demi-god teir body.

Pls go

>>5946127
thanks man, still working on it

>>5946109
needs more body fat

>>5946109
dat pectus excavatum

>>5944316

>>5946156
Sucks man, only thing I'd change that i actually cant.

>>5946143
really?

>>5946137
What are you doing to work on it?

Just curious on how I can achieve this.

>>5946170
gym 3x a week, really laid back diet but lots of protein. im tall and dont eat much so its taking a while.

Is sunburn effay?

>>5946176
No, but dying from skin cancer is.

Planning on getting into better shape, although i've that's what i've been saying for years.

Pectus Carinatum. What to do?

>>5946215

Slenderman, /x/ is that way

>/x/

>>5946221
lel

>>5944745
the thumbnail kinda looks like youre showing your dick haha ok

>>5946258
cant unsee it

>>5946109
what do i need to work on? my current focus is traps, triceps, and chest.

>>5945464
are those tits
wat

6'1"
160lbs
32" waist, I can't get it any smaller so that must literally be the size of my pelvis

>>5945629

skeleton master race

2fa4u

>>5946551
youve built some decent mass matt, now you need to cut

what are your stats looking like atm?

>>5946551
u bulkan metti?

>>5945620

not him but why did you even comment? you wanted to put him down because you are a insecure piece of shit

>>5946551
More like 2fat4u

huehuehuehuehue

>>5946205

wow, honestly your body is nice now no homo just if you cut a little you would get abs and achieve ultimate ottermode/male model mode

>>5946553
bp: 170x5
squat: 215x5 [spoiler]i stopped squatting ~2 weeks cause my thighs were getting big fast (and theyre already too big naturally lmao)
dl: 250 x 8 (i dont know what my 5rm is because i only have250lbs of pleats :(

>>5946568
same thing

185 cm tall and weight is somewhere between 50-55 kg. Auschwitz as fuck and enjoying it.

>>5944316
>too short, high bf%

>>5946570
how long have u been liftan?
are you a homegym fgt?
captcha: elders offbul

>>5946576
>dat feel

>>5946578
im not sure when i started, and yea home gym, i think the first time i lifted a weight was end of june, but i basically didnt do anything (also i had literally 130lbs of weight to use lel) until around november, 85% of my gains have come since then (in october i looked pretty much exactly as i did in july)

i got an olympic bar n a load more weight at the beginning of jan and my bench has gone up like 35lbs or somethin since then

>>5946570

post a vid of u deadlifting m8 would b fucking laff

>>5946589
because im a home gym fag and i have no one to tell me if my form is fugged (my mum doesnt know much about deadlifts) i posted a deadlifting vid on /fit/ a couple of months ago and asked for form critique and i didnt get trolled or anything everyone was really constructive

the vids deleted thouhh

>>5946593
/fit/ actually helped you? I'd have to see it to believe it

>>5946617
i was surprised i got like 15 replies and all of them were helpful

out my mind at ease because i was worried my form wasnt right

>>5946589
Why are you typing like this, it's not funny.

>>5946593
Gj matty, i remember when you said ýou were gonna do it and now you've actually done it. Good for you!

>>5946693
we don't type 4 u loser
hows bout u fuck of back to grammarville

>>5945607

oh boy now I feel so bad. you sure got me

>>5945620

thanks dude, at least I have the body hehe


QT3.14gf loves my body, so was just wondering if /fa/ could give advice aside from

1) killyourselfmanlet
2) growmanlet

>>5946554
yeah lol B^)

>>5944325
lighting/10

fag

>>5945911
Do you shave your chest? Why are you so hairless? It's weird IMO.

>>5947200
where do you cop your clothes?

ure body must be too big for kids clothes yeah? but your inseam must be what like 25?

i dont think you need any specific advice, just dont listen to them, and get shit tailored. Dont wear pants with breaks, and make sure your sleeves arent too long, both make you look short and like a kid

1 year old picture but you get the idea; 6'3"
>2013
>not being swoleninja-mode

Am I?

gayest fukken thread I ever saw

>>5947274
>>5947282
/fit/ we know its you

Whats the best way to work abs...deadlift?

>>5947291
no
>>5947286
said the gay fuccboi

>2011+2
>hitting that 8%bf
>thatfeelnoabs

>>5947290
does that mean I'm /fa/?

>implying a kilt is not the most fashionable piece of cloth ever invented

>>5947307
well what is faget?

>>5944363
>>5946359

How do you gets that god-tier hairs?

>>5947332
new patron god of /fa/

>"hey guise i don't eat anything am i /fa/ yet hurr"
>"yes op nice effort you made it into glorious /fa/ body masterrace"

Fucking pathetic losers.
- /fit/

>>5944325
Are you in buffalo bills basement?

>>5947291
>>5947307

Deadlift will actually get you crazy abs.

Lol at all the /fit/ cross posters. /fa/ isn't going to post their skeletons and skinnyfats with you here.

Is this classy /fa/?

Am I effay?

>>5947425
>>5947432
You can't even wear super skinny with legs like this hah fatass nerd nigger cunt bitch ass

>>5947432
>>5947425
>pls respond

6'3" 165lbs
>childbearing hips
i also need to lose 10-15 lbs
i cycle so my legs is where the weight is

>>5947446
>"need to lose 10-15lbs"
>is a stick
>mfw no face

>>5947446
Anorexia affects 1/5 effeminate young men today.

>>5947439
U mirin glutes?

>>5947457
>>5947451
is no tummy at all too much to ask?

>>5947446
>Significantly underweight
>Wants to lose 10 to 15 pounds

Hit the gym instead, you don't even have a tummy

>>5947468
How do you exist? Tell us your story. How did you start wanting to look frail and thin?

>>5947460
i wish my glutes were non existant

>>5947439

Lol someone is jealous they don't have the committment to lift weights and change themselves for the better

Keep rationalizing your lazyness you pathetic fuck

u mirin?

>>5947432

Starting strength?

>>5947481
i find flab gross, that's all

5'11 or 6'0 i havent checked in awhile, 155 fuck u

>>5947517
But do you find muscle gross too? This is what you look like.

>>5945849
i'm not sure why skinny girls think they can take skinny boys, the boys might be the same size, but they're still stronger and faster.

>>5947545
+ anything physical

>>5945849
>implying i lift for girls

>>5947498
Fat ass is not fa
>jealous
It's not even looks good
I think i was trolld hard xd

>>5947545
This.
I'm 5'10" 115lbs. and girls are surprised when I can lift them with ease.

>>5947543
i'm not even close to that skinny, in my opinion ottermode is the best body type to be

>>5947543
disgusting

>>5947545
Yeah and boys are still smarter and mentally superior too

>>5945849
Anyone who thinks this is a girl is a moron

>>5947543
His mother must be proud

>>5947558
You are that skinny, you're crazy and delusional. You look gross, bro.

i would not sleep with anyone in this thread

ugh ugh errr

>>5947558
You actually look even skinnier than that to me. Otter-mode looks great on a lot of people, but you're not otter-mode.

You legitimately look like you need to eat high-fat foods for a week or

>>5947583
or so*

people ITT are so gross, none of you would be able to handle my curves

>>5947558
You aren't ottermode. You are Auschwitz survivor mode.

>>5947577
>>5947583
>>5947610
did i say I was otter?
I am aware I'm not.

>>5947642
Good, now become aware that you're tremendously skinny and frail looking

>>5947646
post a pic

>>5947646
>>5947642
Dont listen to that guy, you're just quite skinny. nothing wrong with that as long as you're comfortable with it.

I bet No one gets laid ITT, how dont girls just laugh at you.

>>5947667
yeah, I love my body

>>5947672
>tfw most aesthetic guy itt and kissless virgin
feelsbadman
(I'm >>5947274)

>>5947667
He looks like a stiff breeze might break his ribs.

>>5947675
>I love my body
>I need to lose 10 to 15 pounds even though I'm very underweight for my height and frame

Lol'd

>>5947717
how old are you?

>>5947738
turned 18 a few days ago; the picture was taken a few days after my 17th birthday

>>5947717
>tfw 20yr virgin

I have kissed two grills and gotten to tits, but that's it.

>>5946215
I had the same, a few months ago, I started lifting and it's barely visible now.. btw, don't forget to eat

>>5947717
teach me how to get a body like that, and i will show you how to disregard females and acquire currency

>>5947861
that wouldn't help me to acquire a qt fashionable blonde gf though
I did a push/pull split btw; recently changed to strength routines though as natural bodybuilding really doesn't get you bigger after 1.5-2 years

>tfw only fashionable body type for women is skinny as shit

i'll be over here eating 1200 cal and crying

>>5947875
How long did it take?

Where did you start from?

>>5948135
Make sure not to have cheat meals fatty

>>5948177
picture is 1.5 years lifting; maybe half a year casual bw training before that
currently at 2.5 years or 3 years total

am I kawaii /fa/

>>5948204
whats wrong with your underwear man.

>>5948236
They're my /fa/ Hanes. I pulled them down so you could see my adonis belt.
No homo

>>5948204
no, you're fat and gross

>>5948204
show us the rest, prettyboy. I'm a single girl from your region looking for love by the way.

>>5948245
Maybe, but I pull lmao5plate on dead so it's ok

>>5948249
sorry silly girls im engaged

>>5948242
Thanks for that then.

>tfw you've been lifting for just over a month
>tfw it feels food
>tfw you see a picture of yourself and lose all motivation

>>5946359
>>5946359

'mirin hair, I'm trying to get mine like that because it's the same.

>>5946359
No homo but you look pretty sexy
no homo

>>5948251
i don't know what that means, but if it's some fat acceptance shit i don't care

>>5948280
/fa/

>>5945849

>girls overpowering guys

Fucking lift something you skinny faggots

gril here, these are my favourites

op is qt but the bellybutton is silly

>>5944520
>>5944742
>>5945646
>>5946359
>>5948204

Ok, let's hear it

>>5948339
chest and traps pleas

>>5948319
why not >>5947274
? 2aesthetic4u?

>>5948319
>tfw a Foreman Grill approves of my body

postin dat real real since most of these r epic hilarious funny joke le trolling posts hehe

>>5948398
cept this nigga who's real whats good my man
can u take some pics o fu holding things with ur underboob or somthin


ps this was like a yr ago so

>>5948429

Have people home so I'd rather not undress and take pics.

Have a belly hang pic though.

>>5948443
I love you man, keep rockin that bodi Lel

>>5948443
:{D

I already know it's not /fa/ though, hips too wide, shoulders too I guess, arms too chubby.

>>5948443

Damn, you've got tits

>>5948484
haha faggot.

>>5948398
>>5948443

Different filenames, that's not you.

>>5948558

The first one was taken with my camera, the second with an iPad.

>>5948484
you look good. when was the pic taken?
how tall are you?

>>5948443
id fuck you if you were a girl

>>5948614
2011, I'm 5'9.5.

>>5946359
>>5946205
>>5945646
>>5944316
Best in thread.

>>5948484
that bodys fine gurl, maybe lose a couple lbs but nothings wrong.

>>5948678
That's when I got sick because I lost too much weight. fml.

So few skellingtons...

>They make me so wet...

>>5948703
dont then, jeeze.

>>5948429

skinny faggot rat cunt

>>5948649
thanks!

>>5948845
Why'd you ask?

>>5948658
thanks!

>>5945993
>manlet

im 6'3 you mong

>>5948870
More like 5'3 you fukn midget.

>>5948902
almost you got the first bit wrong its suppose to be a 6

>>5946156
HIVE MIND

>>5948919
#ethered

>>5948960
how bad is it, in your opinion? how noticeable/unattractive/disgusting?<wbr>

>>5948251
congrats, you have muscle. now cut you gorilla

>>5944520
Haha nigga thinks he's got it bad. Lol, I'm 6'2" and 133 lbs. Middle schoolers weigh more than me

>>5944316
Ok OP. Fuck you for having this thread and fuck me for actually responding.
>19 years old
>130 lbs, 5'9
>4% bf
>4/10
right?

>>5949222
Your bathroom is absolute shit. 2.5/10

>>5949230
You don't like golden frogs?

>>5949222

This is kind of body I like on boys.

>>5945690
PhotoShop is how

>>5949222
i'm just here to say your body fat is definitely above 4%

>>5949222
>4% bf
sure thing buddy

>>5949334
is dat sum harry crumb???

>>5949334
>>5949329

I took a calipers test in Anatomy last year when i was roughly the same size. Maybe i'm wrong. Here's a picture of me sucking in my stomach and in my other bathroom.

better?>>5949230

>>5949412
nice hips friend, you should eat less soy

>>5949222
definitely not 4%, somewhere between 9-11%

>>5949412
>Dog tag


Wow

>>5947446

jesus christ, every time i think my hips are bad i see people like this and i'm reminded that i'm alright.

>>5949422
http://www.chacha.com/question/does-soy-milk-widen-your-hips
?

>tfw moderate skeleguy

>>5948649
>I'm 5'9.5.

>>5950572

tfw 5'9" and like tall girls

it hurts

>>5946275
you should work on having your pecs end where they should and not extended all funky down into your abs lol

>>5946564
holy tris batman

>>5948135
>except that's wrong

you need to do squats and be generally active, otherwise you'll look gross like >>5947543
fuck, how do no girls realize this?!

>>5947274
lookin joocy m9! do you ever post fits?

Noticed that, while a lot the guys in her have low body fat, they have dem hips.

>>5947349

My hair has some curve to it once it gets long enough

I just dab it with a towel lightly and let it dry, it just sticks up like that when i run my fingers through

rate me?

>>5951345

shitty ab genetics/10

>>5949516
>hasnt heard of estrogen
thats like asking DOES EATING CHICKEN GIVE ME ABS?

>>5944316
sage cause this thread needs to die already

>>5952053

fatty detected

>tfw no ottermode

at least i'm 6'1"

>sage because this thread really does need to die

>>5950592
thats my pectus + insertions :(

>>5944520
>>5944557
nice cut