/fa/ - Fashion

>tfw soo many clothes you just throw on your dresser

>>5935565
feelings are incredibly un/fa/
>>>/fit/

>tfw hair is too long during the day but perfect at night

>>5935631
stop cutting your hair at night

i know those feels

>>5936634

>tfw post-haircut blues

I thought it would look so much better than it does ;_;

>>5936643
>get a haircut
>looks ok for a few days
>suddenly looks irredeemably shit

>>5936643
>tfw hair is growing in and nearly entering no-man's land
>Have an idea of what cut I want to get
>Not sure if my regular hairdresser will be able to do it to my liking

>>5936643
>>5936745
guys stop.
I'm going for a haircut in 50 minutes. I don't need this.

>>5936745
I always hate my hair straight after its been cut but start to like it like 3-4 days later.

>>5936745
>fuck up maintaining your HY
>hit the longer hair with the clippers
>we buzz-cut now

>>5936643
>Want new haircut
>Find a really great versatile one
>Not sure if you can pull it off
>Scared to get it because you don't want to look like a try-hard retard if it turns out you can't pull it off

W-what to do

>tfw bought something online
>starting to regret it a few days later

>tfw you want to grow long hair but it looks too shitty during the first year of growing it out you can't do it

I want to go live in the woods for a year and emerge long-haired and bearded with native-American tattoos and pelts and antlers on my back.

>>5936796
pls dont say that, just coped 3 tees.

pls god let them not be shit

>>5936783
I knew that feel last year, it paralyzed me for 6 months before i finally said fuck it.

It looked great and im glad i finally did it.

>>5936796
>buy something online
>forget about it
>tfw package shows up

>tfw your weight fluctuates so you can never commit to buying the article of clothing online.

>tfw cut my own hair
>tfw people tell me it looks good
>tfw black person says wtf is on your head white boy

>>5936832
>yfw he was probably the only honest person

>cheque from government
>cant decide to buy cigarettes or scoop necks

life of being /fa/

>>5936838
>tfw he probably was and im really self conscious now
>tfw im about to just buzz it all off

>>5936839
>2013
>Not growing and processing your own tobacco

I call mine Longbottom Leaf

>go outside
>judging everyone's clothes as you do in WAYWT threads

>>5936767
Oh man are you bringing a picture? You're gonna be so beta

>>5936643
>tfw spending hours staring in the mirror after a haircut trying to get it looking someway decent

>>5936862
can you ship me some cigs bruh bruh

>>5936895
Only ship within the Westfarthing bro sorry. Maybe to Bree, but it'll cost.

>>5936863
i do this so bad i feel like it interferes with my life

>>5936643
i dont know this feel
>move across country away from the only person I trust to cut my hair
>befriend someone at uni whose face still to this day makes me very angry
>calls me out on wearing certain clothes
>he wears adidas polo shirts, cookie monster t shirts and wears disgusting adidas hi tops erry day and has the tongue sticking out at all times
>anyway
>ask him w2c haircut
>he says a barber
>walk in, sit down, accept my fate
>15 mins later
>its the best haircut ive ever had

I still can't bear to be around my "friend" for moret han an hour at a time, he's creepy as fuck

>tfw black and this happens

>>5936941
>m bot

My sides have left the building

>tfw see someone who's 10/10
>tfw instantly feel bad because you'll never be this handsome

>>5936928
similar.

>barbers demolish hair as a child
>much later, dad is in a motorcycle riding club
>one guy is a barber
>decide "might as well" and go
>guy only uses straight blade razors and about 5 different pairs of scissors
>best haircuts ever, he's a freaking artist.

>>5936941
yo get on skype

>>5936863
I can't stop doing this

>>5936807
the ultimate patrician feel
>tfw you know something will come but can't remember what

>>5936993
aight

>>5937009
you're almost certainly pleb yourself to be honest

>>5937028
Why is this?

>tfw you realize you dress better than the majority of society and yet you dress best when you try to impress an internet community.

>>5935565
>tfw shoe size in between 46 and 47
>tfw twerk it will never be ur wise gay best friend

>spend a lot of money on clothes
>they all look shit on you
>feel anxious when returning them
i really need to send this fucking shoes back...

>>5935565

>tfw when new Cologne
>tfw when sit in class
>that feel when people flock to you (even men)
>that feel when the girl next to you take a big smell through her nose and gives a facial expresion of pure bliss.

Whoever made that fragrence infographic, thank you.

>>5937085
>tfw youre not really sure what size you are

if i have sz45 rafs does that make me a sz46? is a 46 a 13 or a 12? i usually wear 12... im so confused

>>5936863
>tfw you see a guy with a manbun and amazing beard and want to give him a compliment.
>tfw there's no way to do this without seeming weird.
:(

>>5937107
why dont you measure your foot?

>>5937111
pls god tell me what cologne

>>5937118
its like 11 3/4 inches i think

>>5937111
post it please :3

>tfw feeling the uncontrollable urge to buy something

Nothing in particular, just to have made a purchase

>>5937137
post pics of ur feet

>>5937175
ok

>>5937195
without the shoes

>>5937203
>>5937195
dont do it man hes just gonna fap 2 ur feet

>>5937203
no

>>5937039
cant anser mi question yh dats wot i fort betr cout ur dayz kid

>>5937111
p-pls post based cologne

>>5936643
>tfw longish hair requires too much care
>tfw you finally get rid of it
>tfw you can actually pull off a buzzcut

>tfw people compliment you when you're wearing a basic fuccboi outfit
>tfw people say they like your muscles when you're dyel

I KNOW YOU'RE BEING SARCASTIC

>tfw most of my friends are slowly turning into hippies
>at the same time i'm becoming more /fa/
>look like an overdressed douchebag around them
welp ... i guess i need new friends

>tfw you finally find the perfect mixture of hair products to keep your Hilter Youth perfectly in place all day

#based

>tfw people ask what product you use to style when it's just no poo and naturally good hair

>>5937301
>tfw all of your peers and pretty much everyone in your age group dresses like shit
>tfw you're 'that guy' who everyone thinks overdresses

>>5937325
>tfw you settle into the hairstyle you want
>tfw you habitually style and adjust hair perfectly

>tfw don't have enough white clothes to start a load do have to wash them with colors
nefs

>>5937343
What do you tell them when they ask?
"I-It's all n-natural. No p-poo and g-good genes. #-#based"

>>5936970

Forreal man. I'm so used to feeling like a dime around my area. One day on my way home I see this 6'4" nig with the perfect proportions and dressed in this perfect mix of dad-core and streetware. Spent the rest of the walk home thinking about how I will never look that good.

N-no homo...

>>5937268
>tfw going bald at 26
>tfw can't pull off baldness

What do I do?

>want to try no poo
>don't want to risk my hair looking like total shit and feeling disgusting all day
>never do it

>tfw my old workwear/military aesthetic is getting old
>tfw student with no money
>tfw it would be irresponsible to buy high-end pieces

>>5936774
same her man\
I always think it just grows a little more and doesn't look so clean cut, so it just looks better

>>5937378

>stuttering a hashtag

I just say head unt shoulders to avoid followup questions

>>5937400
>get fit
>grow a mustache

>>5937411
that doesnt happen retard

>>5935590
>tfw so many clothes you annexed the spare guest bedroom as your closet
>...and you're running out of space

Why is my life so hard goddamnit

>>5937524

Sigh...I guess I'll take some. Whatever.

>>5937538
If you can even squeeze into sample size, you fat fuck.

>tfw don't know what fuccboi means

T-tell me guys

>>5937400
Do like this.

>>5937544
Nobody knows. Nobody even knows how to pronounce it

>>5937564
Don't lie to me. I bet you're one of these fuccbois aren't you

>>5937544
Fuck-Boy

>>5937564
its pronounced fooch-boy you fuccboi

objectively right pronounciation

>>5937569
>fooch
As in "fook"? That's fuccboi tier.

>>5937567
ahahahaha look at this fuccboi

>>5937567
But what's it meant to signify?

>>5937573
you
>>5937575
lol i bet you pronounce givenchy with a g you pleeb

anyways there was an ancient thread back when fuccboi was a new thing about the pronounciation

no archive doe

>>5937575
-ucc- as in Mi-ucc-ia Prada

>>5937587
>pleeb
Are we going to have to get into the pronunciation of pleb now, too?

>>5937366
get white sheets

>>5936899
>mfw nobody realizes this is a LOTR reference

>>5937606
It's pronounced "plen"

>tfw

>>5937543

>Being this mad

>>5937619
>plen

>>5937606
ahahahaha look at this pleeb

>>5937626
>Two thousand and thirteen
>Being this plen

>>5937621
Ahh, yies. Love this feel

>>5937640
lol'd so hard
plen is now a thing

>>5937616
And I tried so hard and came so far. But in the end it didn't even matter. I had to fall to lose it all.

>>5937621
>>5937632
Is this part of 4chan x? I don't have this ;_;

>>5937628
http://translate.google.co.uk/?q=pleb&aq=f&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&sa=N&tab=wT

>>5937645
it has been forever you fucking plen

>>5937645
>plen is now a thing

It's been and gone as a thing you bleb

>>5937661
Meant to reply to this>>5937649

>>5937653
The favicon should be red right now, since I've replied to you, you filthy plen. If it isn't I don't know what's going on.

>>5937667
So "belb" is what's hip and happening these dayz, eh?

>>5937677
That or plebe

>>5937670
wait do it again pls i wasnt paying attention and its blue agen

>>5937689
dis is terst. irgnore lel

>>5937695
nope just normal blue, no exclamation mark :(
thanks tho <3

>>5937649
I just use the inline extension, and I get the red exclamation mark when someone replies to my post, and a white one when someone replies to the thread

>>5937628
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlm1VAN4XXQ

>tfw used to think I can't be /fa/ because I was poor
>now rich,and don't know how to be /fa/

my literal face when

>>5937787
www.mrporter.com
www.ssense.com
www.tres-bien.com

post a thread of stuff you like from these sites

>>5937343

my god that feel. Never got complimented on hair when poo, now 2 weeks into no poo and everyone asks what I use

>>5937787
How did you become rich?

>>5937820
Bit Coins

>>5937829
What do you do? I know someone mentioned a farm but i'm clueless

>>5937838
theyre worth 210 dollars atm

were worth 100 last week, and like 10 a few months ago

>>5937838
It's basically too late to invest now. One Bitcoin is worth $233. You can still mine them though

>>5937838
buy some litecoins and hope for the best

theyre a pain to get as a britfag though

>>5936899
>mfw everyone realizes this is a lotr reference.

>>5937861
But how do you get them?

>>5937861
fuck they were worth like 48 last month
shit I should've stocked up

>>5937868
look it up

>>5937861
>>5937868
$233

>>5937818
do you condition still?

>>5937877
yeah i just checked, fucking hell

this is what it says in my bookmark tab, from when i started following it like 3 days ago

its fucking crazy


you think copping litecoins isa good idea? mtgox are gonna pick them up soon and surely that will increase their value, no?

also how much money did you make

>>5937892
Not him but I made 40g, had a stack of them from my deep web days

>>5937894

Yea, but I run every day in the afternoon so I normally take two showers a day, one after the run and the other in the morning sometimes. I condition after the run.

>>5937900
fucking hell. Wow. Well done

>>5937902
To be honest I never would have thought i'd see the day but it's a good pay off.

>>5937900
holy fuck
why did I not buy any a year ago god damn it

>>5937909
I'm seriously jelly right now. What you gonna spend it on?

>>5937913
Not sure yet, I just found out yesterday

>>5937919
Must've been a good feeling.

>>5937892
I keep getting scared the bubble is going to burst. I'm not the guy that got rich from them by the way, I just have 8 Bitcoins that were actually given to me by someone when they weren't nearly worth as much. I made a big mistake and transferred them to Instawallet because I thought it was convenient. I kept telling myself I'd put them in Electrum or something but before I could the whole Instawallet thing happened.

>>5937838
I was kidding, I got a job that pays well and I have no debts, and no financial obligations meaning I have lots and lots of disposable income. I also need to buy a wardrobe for work because it currently consists of kusty crud.

>>5937919
buy some crazy shit while it's still sinking in
http://www.mrporter.com/Shop/Designers/Givenchy

>>5937926
Givenchy is not my style m8
>>5937924
It was, again totally unexpected. These costed little to nothing when I got them

>>5937943
Have you already got the actual real money? Because if you don't you should probably sell that and get it now. The price could go up even more or it could crash, and it looks like it might crash. You can wait it out, but it's better to be safe than having extreme feels because you lost out on so much money

>>5937943
>>5937978
This. Cash in while you can.

>>5937978
Don't worry I cashed. I think it's going to crash soon

wonder if i can make anything by buying when it crashes

also, how hard is it to do, never tried
should i prepare or something

>>5937542
Holy shit. is this recent? Did he get buffer?

>>5938003
So do I, I think after it crashes it's going to start rising again but never as high as it is now

>>5938007
Try Litecoins maybe

>tfw you have no real idea as to how you look
>tfw in one pick you look really thin and need to put on weight
>tfw in another you look completely different and have a moon face

>tfw she dresses better than you
>tfw everyone says you two would look great together
>tfw she's better than you but goes for musclebound fuccbois
>I pray every night to the rick owens and zyzz god for my vengeance

>tfw your friend calls your NBs 'old man shoes'

>>5936643
>sitting in the barbers chair
>staring at the mirror in front of me
>all of the sudden my hair looks good
>i dont want a haircut anymore
>tfw

>>5939178

Stop prayin' and start livin' nigga

>>5939202

t-thanks /fa/

>tfw you get a decent haircut and you're slightly worried the next one will be shit
>tfw you try a new cologne and are worried it's too strong
>tfw you realize how shitty most denim is now days

>>5939316

my life

I have .59 btc should I cash or hold?

>tfw you cop a piece
>tfw cant wait to wear it
>tfw it isn't weather appropriate for a while

>tfw accidentally dried your new nice shirt and it shrunk

I-is it reversible?

>>5937325
I always wondered if stylists call it a "hitler youth"

>that feel when you purchase stuff from stores that /fa/ claims are low quality and will fall apart after a couple of wears and yet they manage to last for years

>tfw i try wearing other shoes than my rick, it feels like shit.

>tfw i need all my shoes to be rick to be satisfied with my footwear

>>5939866

iktf

I love my H&M corduroy jawnz

>>5939866
>that feel when we were just telling you that to save you from looking like shit in ugly clothes for years and years

>>5939872

I have stuff from there and F21. Hoping to save money so I can go towards some stuff from Zara, Asos, American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, Uniqlo, and such.

There's only so much you can spend on clothes when you pay for college completely by yourself.

>>5939895
lmfao can u imagine saving money to shop at zara nd uo

>see a 6/10+ girl
>she's wearing bad clothing / horrible make up
>tfw you wish you could just dress her up
>tfw no /fa/ gf

>>5939895
lel

>tfw I have really nice shoes with a polka dot pattern and a really nice sweater with a polka dot pattern too but can't wear them at the same time out of fear of overdoing the polka dots

>>5937567
Its like a thing that has come into mainstream black usage in the last ~6 months to mean a klutz/unlucky/fuck up, either seriously or fraternally, but "fuck boy/nigga" has been around for decades in the south especially.

>>5937111
If you're still lurking in this thread, do you have a link to that fragrance infographic?

>>5936776
That's what I did.

>>5940179
not him but here's one

>>5937900
>tfw thousands of deep-web druggos and pedofiles are now rich because they're deep-web druggos and pedofiles.
Fuck this world what the fuck

>>5937795
what the hell. I just copied all three of those links at once, so in my clip board they were like:

http://www.mrporter.comwww.ssense.comwww.tres-bien.com/

and pasted it into Chrome and it's, like, an actual website.

>>5940491
>http://www.mrporter.comwww.ssense.comwww.tres-bien.com/
lel
>tfw fat flatmate wears skinnys
did her washing and she wears size: fucking huge

>>5936766
Oh fuck, are you me?

>>5940491
What the fuck. What are the odds.

>>5937117

oh god i want to go up to random people who dress nicely and complement them but i would feel so awkward afterwards.

>>5940491
>http://www.mrporter.comwww.ssense.comwww.tres-bien.com
Why would somebody make that?

>go to black barbershop
>best looking haircut I've ever gotten