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ITT: weird body things that throw a wrench in your /fa/ efforts. For me, it's my whole body

>tfw female, 5'1"
>tfw 38-30-39
>tfw 36B, barely
>tfw shoe size 6C
>tfw cute clothes almost never fit correctly

Pic related. It's one of my only dresses that fit correctly, and I had to spend half a day altering it.

>> No.5925275

Height and bad proportions. 5'6" male. Feels bad man.

>> No.5925290

dem glorious hips hnnnnnnnnng

>> No.5925298

pls be in london

>> No.5925302

become 34-26-36
squat more
you already are very cute, but if you get in shape, you'll be banging

>> No.5925300

>>5925268
bitch youre fat aff

maybe you wouldnnt have to shop at the fatty store if u fuckin dieted sometime

>> No.5925310

>>5925300
do you even know what fat is

>> No.5925311

>5'10"
>110 lbs.
>26" waist
>Impossible to find pants that fit properly without a tailor.

>> No.5925317

>>5925268
>too small waist, too round ass
>waist gap in most jeans, they stretch out too quickly

>wide shoulders
>proportionate arms
>blouse/jacket sleeves always need to be ehortened unless they're petite sized, but then they're too boxy

>> No.5925318

>>5925310
fucking look at her

shes 5'1 and has a 30 inch waist

pig disgusting

>> No.5925322

>tfw female, 5'1"

Lel,

aren't you legally a midget at that length.

>> No.5925323

>>5925268
do you have a car or a bus pass?

>> No.5925326

show the back

>> No.5925330

>>5925268
you could fix most of those those problems if you just lost some weight, tubby
quit complaining

>> No.5925336

Acne scars. Only thing to do is keep up my face routine and wait a few years. At least my skin is smooth.

>> No.5925362

>>5925322
4'10 is a midget

>> No.5925365

>>5925323
because your fat ass needs a pair of running shoes.

>> No.5925370
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5925370

>>5925317

>> No.5925397
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5925397

>>5925326
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>>5925300
>>5925330
>>5925365
>Ibetshedoesntevenhaveathighgap.jpg

I lost a good 15 lbs last summer, but with 21 units and a part time job it's hard to not stress eat (on the bright side I haven't re-gained any weight). I'll pick up where I left off in a couple months, after finals.

>> No.5925583

>>5925336

same here. Hyperpigmentation sucks

Honey + Milk masks and sunscreen

>> No.5925605

>>5925310
confirmed for fat as fatass

>> No.5925608

>>5925397

>pyrex

fucking hypebeasts

>> No.5925613

>Large frame

I'm naturally destined to never be slim or otter mode. Have to work hard to maintain an athletic physique and not become buff.

You're not that bad OP. Do some squats and further perfect the back

>> No.5925615

>>5925397
>Ibetshedoesntevenhaveathighgap.jpg
it's obvious you don't have one. why are you acting like you're offended? you're the one complaining about being fat

>> No.5925622

>>5925397
>stress eating
Get some self control.

>> No.5925623

>>5925583
Sucks don't it? You can work on (or cover up) your body, but can't do shit with the face though.

>> No.5925634
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5925634

>male
>40inch chest
>28inch waist
>have to get every single shirt or jacket altered
>mfw still no abs

>> No.5925636

>tfw long legs and short torso
>also my legs are pretty massive compared to the rest of my body
>large shoulders/neck
>chest hair

>> No.5925646

>>5925397
>I'll pick up where I left off in a couple months
sure you will, lardass

>> No.5925650
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5925650

>>5925268
I have concave hips, I've been doing squats and different sorts of work outs but its still awkward looking.
Also i'm 5'3.

>> No.5925656
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5925656

>>5925650
mah dick

>> No.5925659
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5925659

>>5925268
>that time of the month
>go stuff your whiny face with chocolate
>starting tomorrow, 3 months of cardio errday
then post back, ms.humpback whale

>> No.5925665

>>5925268
you would look good with big tits
get implants

>> No.5925672

>pectus excavatum
>growth scar/stretchmarks

>> No.5925673
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5925673

I like your dress, OP.

Where did you get it?

>> No.5925682

>>5925634
>>5925634
i wud fuck u

>> No.5925690

lose some weight womanlet

>> No.5925696
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5925696

I bet you are Mexican and live in the LA area


I'd still smash you

>> No.5925699

>5'8"
>35-26-41
>Around 130lbs

Impossible to find jeans (or most clothes in general) that aren't extremely loose in the waist.

>> No.5925743

36 inch chest, 26 inch waist, 35 inch hips. Oh and I'm a fucking male. Fuck these hips I wish I could cut them off.

>> No.5926195

yeah you have a "weird" body.

shut the fuck up ho, stop making threads

>> No.5926200

>>5925743

same problem. Just start lifting

>> No.5926204

>>5925650

Wow, its almost like thats

>fucking common

>> No.5926336

>>5925397
b-back that ass up

>> No.5926344

>>5925397
hard for you* not to stress eat

>> No.5926359

>>5925397
Nice ass

>> No.5926361

>male
>185cm, 65-70kg
>any ounce of fat goes to my ass and a tiny bit on my face, 32/33W 32L
>anterior pelvic tilt on top of that

gradually correcting pelvic tilt with exercises and being really concious of my posture 24/7 but its a bitch

>> No.5926378

>tfw I have wide hips as a male
>tfw get rated 8 still

>> No.5926380

>Be a skinnyfag

>> No.5926381
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5926381

male 5'2 with 35 inch waist and 30 inch chest

>> No.5926386

>>5926381
Lose weight, fatty.

>> No.5926387

>>5926381
no way
i need photographic verification

>> No.5926393

Too skinny. Wouldn't be as much of a problem if my Adam's apple didn't stick out ;_;
Always have to keep my head down so it doesn't show.

>> No.5926409
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5926409

>>5925397
excuses is all those are. i worked a full time job, went to school full time, had an internship, took my mom to dr appts, ate real foods and found time to exercise for my first two semesters. stop accepting failure.

>> No.5926410

>>5926381
>Male
>5'2"

Image for proof, or you're full of shit

>> No.5926413

>>5925268
Lose weight.

I like tall girls like 5'8"-6'. They always have the thinnest torsos and best legs.

The things I don't like about my body are my chest gap and wide hips. I have wide shoulders too but I would have a better taper if I had a 32" waist rather than 34".

>> No.5926419
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5926419

>5'6"
>Shitty chest genetics
>Skinny wrists
>Big quads for my size

Apart from that I'm pretty happy with my proportions, nothing spectacular but at least I'm not deformed, gotta put on 5kgs for sports related reasons soon tho. lel.

>> No.5926424

>>5926419
i'd lick you
no homo

>> No.5926441

I just have tiny hands. sucks.

>> No.5926465

>>5926419

gent stahp showin off

>> No.5926475

>>5926419
Did you take that picture at a dentist's office?

>> No.5926504

>5'6.5 </3
>Asian
>calves one size up from everything else
>tiny ass
>awkward breast size
>ugly thighs

>> No.5926505

>>5925268
>>5925397
dang gurl u thick afff!!!! hmu on that aim if u trynna fuk tho on the real like u wifey material ;-)


damn

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5926506

>>5926419
are you flexing?

>> No.5926518

Im too busty in proportion with my body.

everything drapes really weird.

>> No.5926519

>>5926504
>tiny ass
>awkward breast size
>ugly thighs

post pics of all that +armpits feet ears and eyebrows pls<333333

>> No.5926541

>5'2"
>33-27-36
>tfw saddle-bags never really go away.

i would everything to be smaller. like 29-25-31, but i have perpetual saddle bags

>> No.5926554

>fat ass that is nowhere near proportional to the rest of my body

The rest of me is skinny and relatively normal looking, but muh fucking butt is just too big. I've lost a good bit of weight in the past couple months but it's still proportionally out of whack.

Hopefully it'll become more proportional when I start going to the gym more seriously than I have been in the summer. Hopefully ;_;

>> No.5926560

>>5926541
>5'2"
I hope you're a gril

>> No.5926564

>>5926541
What the heck are saddle bags?

>> No.5926566

>>5926560
yeah. i got fucked with the body type lottery because i'm short and fat just festers in my hips.

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>>5926564
they're like protruding lumps of fat by your ass. mine look like pic related. it's gross.

>> No.5926593
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5926593

>>5926564
Sharp angles that appear on the hips.

>> No.5926589

>where do i find you oh mythical 36 inseams
>brb putting tailors kids through college cause im so skinny
>have to wear orthodics, can't buy shoes online because of it

it could be worse though. Definitely motivated me to put more time into how things should fit me. Would be nice to be able to grab something and not have to tailor it

>> No.5926597

>>5926566
Big hips can be pretty attractive tho. Post pic?

>> No.5926610

>>5925302
>tfw 32-25-36
Goddammit, either my breasts need to grow or my hips need to shrink, this is not effay.

>> No.5926605

>>5926590
>>5926597
>>5926593
Maybe not

>> No.5926632

Big hips look nice on taller women.

>5'0
>wide fucking hips.
Might as well have been born a midget.

>> No.5926657
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5926657

>>5925634
>>5926419
i remember when i wasn't fat

don't get old kids

don't do it

>> No.5926664

>>5926610
If you're tall /fit/ makes threads lusting after this one 5'10" wide-hipped brunette. If you're short that will look bad.

>> No.5926670

>>5925268
w2c pyrex in the back

>> No.5926672

>>5926610
>Wide hips
>A bad thing

>> No.5926683

>>5926672
they are when you're short

>> No.5926684

>>5925634
Fuck are you me? I was mad insecure when I was little because fucking nothing fit right I though I was just ugly.

>> No.5926685

>>5926610
What's your bra size? Just curious if you're measuring correctly.
You could be a 26E or 28DD, which aren't proportionally small breasts.

>> No.5926691

>>5926519
I gained five pounds or so in the last couple weeks, so I look a little bleh
not down for pix

>> No.5926703

>5'8" male
>huge thighs
>child bearing hips
>too asian for white fashion
>too white for asian fashion
>child bearing hips
>huge ribcage
>child bearing hips
>tfw no gf

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>>5926605
i mean, i guess i don't have them. but i really don't like how fucking wide my hips are.

>> No.5926711

>>5926683
Depends on how short I guess, but no. They're rarely ever a bad thing.

>> No.5926713

>>5926424
:3
>>5926465
twk plz
>>5926475
Yes, my dentist makes me strip off to check my teeth doesn't yours?
>>5926506
Lel no, I'm holding the camera up with my other arm.

>> No.5926717

>>5926419
we have like
the same body
except my arms are dyel
and I have no pecs
and no lats
and i'm 6'1"
so no we don't really have the same body just the same stomach i guess

>> No.5926720

>>5926709
>boner intensifies

>> No.5926727

>tfw manlet
>tfw fat
>tfw want to cut
>tfw don't want to stunt my height growth by cutting at an early age

>> No.5926732
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5926732

>>5926711
Apple<banana<pear<hourglass

>> No.5926733

>>5925397
can we make the sex

>> No.5926737

>>5926691
u might think you look a little bleh but to me ur not bleh at all

ur beautiful girl

like for real

>> No.5926748

>tfw 5'4"
>tfw 32-26-35
>tfw still too short so it doesn't even matter because I will never be 5'10" and hip bones will never protrude enough to serve as a shelter for a family of toads on a rainy day :(

>> No.5926750

>>5926727
unless ur underage
u only have like a half an inch left
breh

>> No.5926751

>>5926732

Faggot/10

Hourglass>Banana>Pear>Apple

>> No.5926758

>>5926737
wow seductif
brb taken underwer px
u so lel
clever is clever

>> No.5926761

>>5926732
>v taper
>first
maybe if ur a man

>> No.5926763

>>5926750
I grew from 5'6" to 6' between 16 and 17 and from 6'-6'2" at 18.

>> No.5926770

>tfw very heavy brow
>tfw large, short nose
>tfw very sunken eyes
>tfw huge ears
>tfw underbite
>tfw can't make crisp 's' sounds
>tfw cheeks are really saggy and old looking
>tfw patern baldness since 18
>tfw pectus
>tfw great jaw, cheekbone, and lip genetics as some sort of stick joke from god

I deal with it though. Is what it is.

>> No.5926773

>>5926761
Do you not know how inequalities work?

>> No.5926781

>>5926732
>>5926751
all you did was switch banana and pear tho

at least we can all agree that apple is last always

>> No.5926785

>>5926773
srry i'm tired

>> No.5926790

>>5926758
dang like i know my game spittin' is on point but a confir is always nice

thank u

>> No.5926794
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5926794

I'm brown
I have a scrawny upper body, but a muscular lower body due to /n/
I would wear shorts but my legs are as furry as Sonic the Hedgehog porn.

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5926803

>>5925317
t-tripskank?

>> No.5926812

>>5926803
is tripskank the one that lives in toronto cause i think i saw her on the subway once

>> No.5926816

>>5926770
are you grimezz

>> No.5926821

>>5926812
if you were unsure u should of followed her and asked her if she goes on effay

like in a non-creepy way tho

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5926827

>>5926812

>> No.5926838

>>5926827
yup thats the one man
felt creepy that i knew who she was, she didnt seem very fa in person

>>5926821
girls wish i would walk up to them and talk about 4chan #realtalk

>> No.5926849 [DELETED] 

Bad teeeth
Unibrow
Fat hips
Big nose
Laugh lines
Greasy hair

>> No.5926847
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5926847

>>5926816
No I look a bit like this

>> No.5926850

>>5926847
cute :3

>> No.5926851

>>5926850
Thanks. ;3

>> No.5926855
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5926855

>>5926816
I vant you sho much

>> No.5926856

Bad teeeth
Unibrow
Fat hips
Big nose
Laugh lines
Greasy hair
Found my first grey hair last year (18)

>> No.5926859
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5926859

>>5926812

nxtlvl

>> No.5926862

>>5926838
ikr

>aye girl aye are u a trip on 4chan cuz im trynna trip into that booty

>> No.5926864

>>5925608
lel, see wut u did thur.

>> No.5926865

>>5926859
I'd love to fuck her.

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5926866

>>5926859

>> No.5926867

>>5926720
how the fuck could you get a boner from looking at a fucking land whale. are you into bestiality or something?

>> No.5926869

>>5926855
would you lick the sweat of her mustache while you tenderly love that musty butthole?

I would.

>> No.5926871

>>5926709
You don't have saddle bags you silly hoe.

Lose some weight and you'll be fine.

>> No.5926872

>>5926862
honestly im almost a famous trip they would be starstruck i knew them

>> No.5926873

>>5926518
pics?

>> No.5926882

>>5926518
So don't wear shit that drapes.

I know a chick like you. Just accept that you're not able to wear dresses.

>> No.5926890

>>5926882
just opt for skirts instead, honestly

not the end of the world

>> No.5926892

>>5926664
Short, so it does look bad.
>tfw you will never be a tall and slim qt

>>5926685
Nah, professional measurements brah. C.

>> No.5926905

>>5926867
>>5926867
yooo its not even like that breh

skinny girls are pretty and everything but they cant take the D they be on that ouch stop ur hurting me shit. hell naw nigga. and i accidentlly stick it up her butt once and she fuckin kicks me out like tf is ur prob i said my bad


but u fuck with her thick friend the landwhale or whatever and shell take the d and then some nigga, hell yeaaaa she will
and if you accidently put it in her ass like shell be chill with like damn, took me by surprise u know?


anyway, skinny girls are like for lookin at and shit, plus they might die when they give birth prolly so yeah
also shout out to nicole fuck you yo friends ass was fat as fuck and it was worth it mosquito-tit havin'-ass bitch

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5926904

>That feel when you actually know how to dress yourself to make it look like your muscular biker thighs aren't bigger than your scrawny 32" chest

>> No.5926915

>tfw god tier everything

>> No.5926933

>>5926915
the only god-tier thing in your would be a dick in ur butt lmaooo

protip: the dick belongs to me ;)))))

>> No.5926941

>>5926904
is that meant to be an example

>> No.5926947

>>5926941

Well aren't you impressive for pointing out the very flaw he told you specifically that he was attempting to hide

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5926953

>>5926419

I'm also a 5'6" male, and I would murder for your body.

I'm skinny & have such womanly features. It's unfair.

>> No.5926956

>>5926933
well thanks i guess

>> No.5926970
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>>5925397
youre "curvy"..i know how you feel, i;m pretty short (5'4') and im envious of my 5'8+ friends who can eat like pigs and not gain any weight
who cares, own it
if you want to fit into nice clothes youre going to have to skip a couple of meals tho...no pain no gain...you cant have everything
plus when you eat less you have more money for clothes=win/win

>> No.5926985

>>5926970
eating delicious dont seem that bad

>> No.5926991

>>5926970
and i put curvy in quotes cause youre not curvy-curvy..youre fairly top heavy and it looks like you have a lot of visceral fat in your midsection..thats a precursor to type 2 diabetes
its not like beyonce/kim k "healthy fat" pear shaped body

>> No.5927000

>175cm
>68kg
>89chest
>60wasit
>92ass
>small as fuck arms
i need to lift more

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5927027

>>5926985
u sure bout that

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>>5926991

>> No.5927040

>>5926970
>skip a couple of meals

No, it means you have to eat less at those meals. What is it with women and this retarded approach to weight loss where they intentionally make it as unpleasant as possible for themselves?

>> No.5927053

>>5926970
>ruining your metabolism to look good in the short run, and not even for a long time

pls

>> No.5927062

>>5927040
oh whatever you know what i meant
i personally cant eat 2 bites like that for a meal
the whole 6 meals a day thing is bullshit
id rahter eat 2 big meals a day that =600 calories and have like 1 or 2 snacks in b/w
your stomach shrinks when u do that too

>> No.5927069

>>5927053
its called self control
calorie restriction can be a life long thing that increases lifespan
im not saying to go ana..maybe like intermittent fasting once in a while

>> No.5927096

>>5927069
just be healthy and happy xoxo

>> No.5927113

>>5927062
>2 bites

That's not reality and you know it.

>the whole 6 meals a day thing is bullshit

No one said anything about 6 meals. Eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

>2 big meals a day that =600 calories

Lel, how about you start by getting a basic understanding of nutrition.

>your stomach shrinks when u do that too

No, your metabolism slows down when you take in fewer calories. Binging only speeds it up, so you'd be dealing with more hunger whilst taking in the same amount of food if you ate two big meals rather than 3 responsible ones and some light snacks.

>> No.5927152

>>5926941
No I was just really excited about the fit I got today from a $3.80 jacket from the local thrift store

>> No.5927155

>>5927113
everyones body is different
when you were a kid were you not playing for hours after school w/o eating?
im just saying what works for me..intermittent fasting is good for overall health anyway..i feel like when i eat a full 1200 calories and workout (weights..not cardio) im fucking starving all the time and i end up gaining weight..like yea im more muscular but id rather have less muscle tone and be skinnier..im not a bodybuilder or fitness model or w/e

>> No.5927158

>>5927155
>when you were a kid
mmmwhat?

>> No.5927171

>>5927158
im saying now that we're adults (or im assuming youre 19y/o+) we're constantly surrounded by food and can eat whenever the fuck we want..when i was a kid i had like swim practice and shit, playing w. friends etc and i'd go like 5-6hours w/o eating..which is prob what more active children did

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5927189

Intentionally shrinking your stomach is an idiotic thing to do-if you want to lose weight, please treat yourself right and do it the healthy way, by exercise and eating nutritiously.
I went from an all-liquids 150-300cal a day diet following a car accident for two months to having 1500cal+ solids pounded into me daily. The sheer pain of having to eat like that on such a fucked up stomach...god, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. It's horrible and to cope I developed some really, really bulimic-esque habits that I still grapple with. just don't.
>psa for the day

>> No.5927193

>>5927171
mmm u eat now becase ur boring and have nothing else to do
u fucking idiot

>> No.5927227

>>5927193
uhhh no dumbass i work a deskjob and there's constantly catered lunches and when i go to school im surrounded by fast food..atnight when i hang out w/ friends we go out for dinner (400+calorie meals) then we drink (more empty calories) then at the end of the night we have greasy sneaks like burritos and quesadillas and the next morning for brunch its the same shit all over again. im not a fat slob who sits in front of a computer eating a bag of pork rinds..theres no need to feel bad if u do tho..im sure when ur having skype sex w/ ur internet gf she wont care how big of a potbelly u have anyway..get out of ur moms basement once in a while

>> No.5927240

>>5927227
nice ad hominem
fatty
u eat because u r bored
like u just said
same shit all over again eh bro
no need 2 b angry tho
u r just 2 weak

>> No.5927245
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5927245

>>5926541
>>5926590
>>5926593
yyyyeah it's not always extra fat. it's also called the "violin deformity" and is actually because of the lack of fat between your pelvis and hip bones. it's pretty common and not always that noticeable on girls of a healthy weight, but if you're overweight, you still wouldn't gain fat in that region, but rather around your hips and lovehandles, making it worse.

>> No.5927251

>>5927155
your trip is retarded
are you 13?

>> No.5927275
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5927275

>>5927240
Not even her. Losing weight isn't hard at all.

>> No.5927283
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5927283

>>5927275

>> No.5927295

>>5927283

>fallyn star

this cant be real

>> No.5927293

>>5927283
>I'm a single mom to my amazing son FALLYN STAR.
why

>> No.5927296

>>5927283
this has to be a joke

>> No.5927299

I have a 26.5inch waist and I'm 5'10 and a dude. LOSE SOME WEIGHT BREH

>> No.5927302

>>5927283
>enjoying being fat

at least try and get healthy

>> No.5927326
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5927326

i've always carried my weight in my chest and ass like a woman. i went to the store today to try on some skinny jeans and it was a useful reminder of why i never buy skinny jeans.

also size 13 shoes means i find new shoes based on what's left as opposed to what i like.

>> No.5927332

>>5927245
I think have a mild violin deformity but I don't have a lumpy looking ass like in those other photos. I kind of like it and think it's pretty hot on other girls tbh.

>> No.5927339

>Female, 5'5"
>33-24-34
>32B, barely.
>Shoe size 7-7.5
>Inseams are usually too short on my legs, also flat chest makes any dress or top with designated boob area completely unwearable. Sigh.

>> No.5927340

>>5927283
>raver 4 lyfe
>recovering alcoholic

oh god this has to be fake

>> No.5927349

>big jew nose
>big thighs

at least my thighs are muscular, shits are just big though

I've been told I look like a bigger Adrien Brody

>> No.5927368

>>5927245
fair enough. i just need to lose more weight, probably like 20-30 pounds. like i said, my hips have always been my main issue.

>> No.5927370

why dont we talk about our positives

>> No.5927372 [DELETED] 

>>5927339
probly my massiv shoulders theyr so big

>> No.5927413

eh, my hands are small imo. hips are a little bit wider than my waist, nothing some running sessions won't fix. otherwise I'm generally happy with myself

>> No.5927491

>>5927332
except it's not a "deformity" majority of women have it like 75%, plastic surgeons made up the term to sell liposuction to sucker women with their husbands credit card on tap.

>> No.5927530

>>5927491
yo man, my own hips are shaped that way. i'm not myself claiming it's a deformity, that's just the google-able term.
another example of the joy of being a woman and never having a "good body" without extensive money-spending according to western society, s'all

>> No.5927565

>>5927530
>caring about societal standards
oh shit get a load of this plebe

>> No.5927645

>tfw guy 5'8
>tfw huge ass
>tfw girls call my bootylicious
>tfw black girl ass
I wan cry /fa, I really do

>> No.5927723

>pectus carinatum
> small hands/feet
> noticeable apple bottom no matter what I wear

A lot of other shit but this is what bothers me the most

>> No.5927717
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5927717

>>5925311
Holy shit...

Post a body shot?

>> No.5927729
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5927729

>Lost 120 pounds
>from 3X Shirts and Size 40 pants > Small tees and 30 jeans
>Barrel Chested
>Have loose skin on the belly and a little bit of love handles
>Smalls are a nice snug fit on chest, but tend to show the loose skin
>Mediums are way too baggy and make me look stupid.

>> No.5927752

>>5927729
Congrats on the weight loss.
You've come a long way.

>> No.5927790

>>5927729
Congratulations on losing all that weight, how long did it take? I can't really give any advice on the loose skin, but I myself would look into adjusting the situation with surgery. If I went that far, I'd spend the money and take the time to get rid of that shit

>> No.5927809

My fucking legs. I have a good top part of the body, but the fuckers are just too thin for any good fit.

>> No.5927832

>>5927809
>too thin
No such thing.

>> No.5927841

>>5927729
I know that feel
down 60lbs from being fat and clothes are always awkward fits unless layered

>> No.5927863

>>5927645

I have a huge ass too. Have you ever stopped to consider that girls like a nice ass? According to many 'studies' that i've seen, women actually prefer a nice ass over anything on a guy.

Next time they say something ask them if they like it, you just have no game so you can't reverse shit in your favor

>> No.5927864
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5927864

wide hips

i lost like 40 pounds, lifting is helping a bit

>> No.5927868

>>5927863
Oh yeah, a big ass is what women desire most on a man. Not a large girthy penis, not a handsome face, not a nice fit body, but a big ass.

>> No.5927881

>5'6 (Don't mid it that much)
>Terrible Acne
>Poor
Those are the only things stopping me from being beautiful and /fa/

>> No.5927900

>>5925650
Dated a girl with concave hips once.

Shit was SOOOO sexy. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

>> No.5927942

Mine would be my largish thighs and ass. I use to bike a lot as a kid. Annd my neck. it not defined, And from an angle its a nice curved slope. No under jaw line. Im skinny fat so Im not sure where to start with fixing these problems.

>> No.5927956

>>5927864
wat do after skinnyfat? I dont wanna take fits advice...

>> No.5927988

>>5927881
Doing anything for that acne yet?

>> No.5928003

>>5925268
I want to bend you over my lap and fuck you for hours.

>> No.5928014

Mine would be my largish thighs and ass. I use to bike a lot as a kid. Annd my neck. it not defined, And from an angle its a nice curved slope. No under jaw line. Im skinny fat so Im not sure where to start with fixing these problems.

>> No.5928113

>5'0"
>34-22-33

I can't find anything small enough to fit me.

>> No.5928155

>>5927790

16 months. Been 160 for about a year now.

I'm just trying to cut and hope it's residual fat. Otherwise, fuck it. I'm pretty /fit/ as it is.

>> No.5928159

>>5928003
gross, you probably have a little dick

>> No.5928169
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5928169

>>5928003

>bend you over my lap
>fuck you for hours

...I do not think the human body works that way.

>> No.5928233
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5928233

Female: 5'1"
36B

For me its short legs -_-

>> No.5928248

>male
>>5'8
>>>jackets and shirts go over the crotch area.
>>>>XS tops
>>>>>girly hips
>>>>>>straight fine hair
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being asian in general

>> No.5928253

>>5928233
wanna see my dick bb

>> No.5928259
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5928259

/fa/, am i too skinny?

>> No.5928265

>>5928233
f2f
Nice hips+above. Legs aren't too bad, but they don't seem very defined.

>> No.5928266

>>5928259
no, just buy shit that fits properly jezucristo

>> No.5928261

>>5928259
no you look fairly normal, but it sorta looks like you're puffing out your chest in pic

>> No.5928269

>>5928259
no, it looks like you are trying to position yourself to make your chest come out. if not your nips are clearly showing and you need to get a different shirt.

>> No.5928272

>>5928266
shirts too small, right?

>> No.5928285

>>5928259
I would throw myself on you/10

>> No.5928293

>>5928285
pls be in London

>> No.5928297

>>5925659
The faggotry you just exhibited is extraordinary.

>> No.5928298

>>5928233
What terribly unshapely legs. Just looking at them, I would have guessed you were Asian; I've seen so many with that legs that look like that.

>> No.5928307

>>5928298
Porno master.

>> No.5928370

>>5928253
ya bb

>> No.5928367

>>5928159
7.5 inches bitch. Get on it.

>> No.5928373

>>5928293
Hmph, in glorious Merika
;-;

>> No.5928379

>>5926904
you arent fooling anyone dyel faggot

>> No.5928380

>f
>5'7.5/5'8
>33.5-24.5-35.5(not right now because bloating)
>short torso makes me look really fucking stocky
>tfw can't fit in cute cute shoes online because size 10 feet
>tfw dresses and skirts are really short and sometimes don't sit right

Though I don't mind it being short as long as it covers and fits fine other wise since tights

>> No.5928381

>>5928373
(it's a /fit/ meme)

>> No.5928403

>>5928381
no it isn't

>> No.5928417

>>5926657
How old are you?
Also, why does your age prevent you from being thin?

>> No.5928418
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5928418

>>5928403
>he thinks 'pls be in london' isn't a /fit/ meme

>> No.5928430

>>5928418
it started on /fa/ kid

>> No.5928437

>>5928430
>>5928418

who cares its lame

>> No.5928444

>>5928437
It started on /fa/.

it was because of tripskank.

>> No.5928451

>>5928444
it was tinytrip on /fit/

I know you're all just trolling, but for anyone who was wondering.

>> No.5928461

>>5928451
except it was tinytrip in /fa/ I was there in the thread

>> No.5928494
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5928494

>>5926794
>I'm brown
I'm so sorry for your loss... my condolences

>> No.5928497

>>5926866
wtf is this shit

>> No.5928518

>>5927729
atop copping clothes
save up for that skin graft
/fit that barrel chest into alpha
mirin

>> No.5929175

>>5927283
>FALLYN STAR
I seriously almost spat my coffee out.

>> No.5929267
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5929267

>>5928259
>those jeans
Is hobbocore the new thing?

>> No.5929271

>>5926794
>black guy
>sonic
Well this was a fairly stereotypical post.

>> No.5929302

>>5928233
wanna see my short leg?

>> No.5929333

>>5928233
why is the area between your tights so squiggly? did you photoshop that to post it here?

>> No.5929351

>>5929333
is it just me, or does something look off about her cleavage too? as if it's just drawn on
but yeah, her legs definitely look shopped

>> No.5929437

>>5928233
I am in love

>> No.5929464

>>5927349
Hey you sound like a dark haired me. T rex mode since middle school. Broke my nose in high school.

>> No.5929502
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5929502

Man chin
Fine hair
32/23/35
>mfw nothing current makes sense on my body

>> No.5929543

>lost loads of weight but kept my birthing hips
>now I'm barely a B cup
>If I wear one size then it fits me perfectly everywhere apart from the hips which will make dresses rise up and at times cause seams to open
>If I size up then clothes look ill fitting everywhere else
>can't win ;__;

>> No.5929555

>>5929502
>implying man chins aren't great

>> No.5929602
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5929602

>>5929351
>>5929333
Yes.

I colored questionable parts of the picture red (visible smears, deformity, brush). It's pretty hard to tell because of low resolution though. You can also tell by the weird overall shape of her legs and fat ankles and arms compared to the rest of her body.

>>5929502
>32/23/35
neat

>> No.5929654

>>5929555
Show me an example of it working on a woman?
>>5929602
sweet. petit.
Neat until you weep over the dead dreams of an interesting drape

>> No.5929658

>>5929654
Post a pic I want to see what a mans chin looks like on a woman, it might to be so bad.

>> No.5929678

calves are uneven, some times need to size up boots just to fit the larger one ;_;

>> No.5929687

5'10 female

37-25-40

>17" back width
>one foot is size 9, other is size 10 (either way both huge)

All dresses look like tit curtains and I see fat girls all the time who have slimmer arms than I do because I have a large upper body; I'm not even an inverted triangle body type so I don't know what gives, I almost never see anyone with a similar body shape.

>> No.5929694

>36-28-40
>cool-neutral skin tone, so only incredibly difficult-to-find colors look nice on

Bitches on this board don't know dick about shit proportions or woes.

>> No.5929710

>>5929694

I'm >>5929687 and I have the same skin tone and am very pale and I haven't had many problems finding colors that look nice. What colors are you wearing now?

Also those aren't shit proportions aside from the somewhat large waist but you could just lose weight if that's your issue with it.

>> No.5929711

>>5928233
Thats so cute.Not in a sexy way.

>> No.5929725

>>5929687
would you rather be shorter

do you find guys shorter than you attractive and do you not like the fact that nearly all guys under 6'0 would rather not be seen with you cause it would emasculate and embarrass them

>> No.5929734

>>5929725

I've dated guys shorter than me, it's not what I prefer but it's not a dealbreaker either. My boyfriend of 6.5 years is 6". Either way I wouldn't care if some guys weren't interested in being with someone of my height, I've always been approached by a lot of men.

>> No.5929738

>>5929734
Oh and no I wouldn't rather be shorter, I like being tall. Couldn't tell you why exactly, and it certainly comes with it's inconveniences, but I like it.

>> No.5929741

>>5925268
>>5925397
by /fa/ standards you're fat. Curvy by normal standards. I'd still wreck you

>> No.5929786
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5929786

>>5929658
Perhaps. From my perspective, it's my biggest flaw
>>5929687
Thems model numbers, wouldn't call that a flaw

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5929797

>>5925397
DAMN STOP THE FUCK WHINING AND GET ON MY LAP GIRL

>> No.5929828

>>5929786
models usually have 24 inch waists and a much smaller bust and hips, it's only a flaw when it comes to finding flattering clothing

>> No.5929831

if all you had to go on were insecurity threads you'd think /fa/ was mainly girls

>> No.5929851

I'm not going to read 254 posts, but basically this was a thread where this girl was sad and wanted attention and came on here to slut it up?

Why not go to /soc/?

>> No.5930107

>>5925397
Girl, you are bangin'.

I'm like, a foot taller than you, so my overweight is not as adorable as yours. Keep losing weight and altering your clothes until you hit the sweet spot, but while you do be proud that you're super cute while doing it.

>> No.5930178

>tfw no upper body strength
i was at a party for st patricks and everyone started getting belligerent, so one guy had the idea to start diong stomach punches and apparently mine hurt even less than a few of the girls
>dat emasculation

also
>narrow shoulders large thighs

>> No.5930266

>>5930178
Why not embrace the androgynous?

>> No.5930268

>>5930266
too skinnyfat + thick neck + strong jaw

>> No.5930272

flat chest, proportionately large butt

look good from the back/front, but the sides could always use a little more boob to fill in and balance out my profile

also, I look pretty good in empire waist shit from the front, but the back is all weird because of my butt.

>> No.5930276

>>5930272
post pics pls

>> No.5930282

>>5925650
yeah, I have that too.
Pretty sure you can't fix it, but I've been doing hip abductor shit to try.

>> No.5930285

>>5926827
wow, tripskank has lost a lot of weight

>> No.5930370

>Overly curly, Jewish like hair
>Latino genetics made me a manlet
>full, fat looking hips and weird looking head because I was born via C-section
>too skinny, have to hope 28W fits me because 26W32L is the stuff of legends

>> No.5930378

>>5930370
I feel bad for you but you are probably taller than I am still. 5'6 manlet with legs a tad too fat master race reporting in.

>> No.5930384

>>5925268
>>tfw female, 5'1"
>>tfw 38-30-39
>>tfw 36B, barely
>>tfw shoe size 6C
>>tfw cute clothes almost never fit correctly

I know this feel so hard.
>5'1"
>31-25-33
>32D
>Shoe size 6.
>Never find clothes that fit.
I have a very long torso but short as fuck stumpy legs. :c

>> No.5930393

i have mild scoliosis, so on one side my shoulder is lower and my hip is flatter. It's not that noticeable it just means that skirts and trouser don't fit quite right - trousers twist round or one leg

>> No.5930436

>>5930378
I am, I'm 5'7". A tad taller than your average grill, but still woefully shy of the >5'10" übermensch. It's not that bad, I have decent lips and I've been told my body is gr8 thanks to track team & exercise. Also highish pointy cheekbones kind of balance the cheeks. Alas, there's nothing I can do about my spicnose. I might cop a nose job later.

>> No.5930449

>>5930384
Damn gurl. hmu

>> No.5930446

>>5930370
>>5930378
OH LOL I WROTE HIPS. I meant to write cheeks. Nah my hips are boney af.

>> No.5930496

>Disproportionately wide hips
>Weirdly shaped nose
>Half an inch away from being perfect 5'10

And I guess
>Get really skinnyfat when I diet
can be thrown in there aswell.

>> No.5930573

>pissed off gangsta
>need to stay off the streets for a few months
>get fat waiting for shit to blow over
>the people involved finally end up in jail or dead
>gained 30 lbs in the mean time

maaaaaaan who would fuck a 5'11, 210lb nerd.

>> No.5930580

>>5928233
nice cankles

>> No.5930670

>>5930496
Don't diet then. Do squats and core exercises.

>> No.5930727

>>5930670
I do, still have trouble maintaining/gaining muscle.
Plus I want to keep my hips as small as possible for modeling.

>> No.5930854

>>5927809
>can't into boxy tops with skinny bottoms

>> No.5930909

>>5925318
Stop tripping and go away, you're not even good.

>> No.5930941

ITT: an excuse for fat girls to post pictures of their fat selves for attention

>> No.5931018

>32-26-37

>long torso

>wide hips and thick thighs

>stubby legs

I have to wear an undershirt under almost all my tops so my stomach doesn't show. I don't like wearing short shorts because of my thighs (I'm also not a size 0). The only skirts I wear are high waisted with flowy fabric so I don't have to worry about them riding up.

>> No.5931036

>>5925275
5'4" male here.
>Forever a manlet
>All shirts fit like shit
>No tailors in small, shithole town.

>> No.5931663

>>5927245
Hngggh on the right example.

My ex used to have that, before she ballooned her weight up.

>> No.5931729

>female
>carry a disproportionate amount of fat on stomach
>butt very small relative to hips/torso/boobs
>legs thin relative to hip width
buying pants is the fucking worst. they're either too tight on the waist or very baggy in the legs/butt. i should learn to alter clothes.

>> No.5931766

6'2 175lbs here

I've lost 50lbs since December and I think I lost is way too quickly. I don't have excess skin but my ribs stick out quite horribly, like the rib-cage is too big for my body or something.

>> No.5931794

>>5931663
so violin deformity is attractive? I feel like it makes me look weird as fuck.

>> No.5931786

>>5931729
you're an apple, babydoll.

>> No.5931843

>>5931794
post pic

>> No.5931889

>22" inch waist
>most places start their waist at 24"+
>tfw everything belted forever

>> No.5931890
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5931890

>>5931794
Same, i have it but i'd much rather have the left.

>> No.5931901

>>5931889
why not go to a tailor

>> No.5931917

>>5931901
Because for the quality I can afford at the moment it doesn't seem worth spending extra on getting it tailored.
Once I can get better quality stuff that will last longer and will last I probably will, but for now while I largely have a wardrobe made up of pieces I'll be gradually phasing out it doesn't seem worth it.

>> No.5931930

>>5931766
How'd you do it nigga

>> No.5931955

>>5931729
I can't tell what the fuck I am.
Chest is 45 waist is 41 and hips are 47

>> No.5931962

>>5931955
ur fat

>> No.5931968

>>5931955
You're a fat rectangle
Would be almost an hourglass if you trimmed the waist down.

>> No.5931979

>>5931968
Will work on that/

>> No.5931996

>>5931979
You can just trim the waist down, I was just telling you that's what you'd be.
If you lose weight you'll likely lose it all over and remain kind of rectangular, but at a smaller size the difference between bust/waist/hip may be more noticeable so you'll look less lumpy.

>> No.5932001

>>5931996
can't just*

>> No.5932028

>>5925268
Those are my exact measurements. Except I'm DD/E and 5'3".

I've never managed to look good in cute clothes. Look like a hobbit in frills

>> No.5932029

>>5931996
Yeah. Lumpy's the way to describe it.

Poor as fuck living with dad.

Didn't have a fridge for a couple months too.
Now that I have my own conscience, I can decide what to eat and what to do with my body. Thanks though!

>> No.5932034

I think you look cute. It's cute. Although I'a add lace. At least you dont look like a hooker.

>> No.5932065

>>5931930
Gave up all drinks that weren't water
Ate no more than 1000 calories a day
Started bike riding and long walks around the countryside.

Very easy actually.

>> No.5932079

>>5932065
How long and intense were your bike rides?

>> No.5932091

>>5926905
>>5926905
>>5926905
>>5926905

fuck, I expected some shit replies here, but goddamn you guys are so autistic for hating on some of the fucking people in this thread. >>5926905 knows whats up, fuck the rest of you

>> No.5932181

>>5932079
I was pretty weak at it to begin with so I built things up. Started out doing around 5km cycles, up to anywhere between 20 and 30km now in a day.

>> No.5932192

>>5928259
You fap with your right hand.

>> No.5932208

>>5932181
Ah, nice! I'm thinking I can start off with 5km cycles, but spread throughout the day. Think that'll work?

>> No.5932212

>>5925268
>Tfw high hairline
>Tfw oblong head
>Tfw I am forever cursed to deal with bangs and at least medium length hair, when all I want is something shortish

>> No.5932224

>>5932208
It definitely should, bro. As long as you keep at it, and gradually push yourself and how far you can go, you'll make it =)

>> No.5932237

>>5932224
I appreciate the responses man. You've made an anon happy.

>> No.5932261

>>5932237
Just wait until you hear a few weight loss related compliments, you may not have experienced happiness like it before.

Good luck with it all!

>> No.5934245

>>5926905
nigga I'm with you fo' real
celsa is that shit naw mean