/fa/ - Fashion

>>18094420
...the fuck?

>>18094420
bro IS TINY

>>18094918
Son of whore mother, I am 5' 7" but enjoy wearing high waisted pants.
I spit upon your sister

>>18094420
I'm 5'5 and wear a 26 inseam bro are you 5'2 or something?

>6'1
>31" waist
>~28" inseam
why did got JUST me with these proportions
my 5'5 roommate literally has the same length legs as me

>>18094420
Fucking hobbit sized

>>18095138
My nigga built like Michael Phelps kek

>>18095138
bro grabbing stuff from the top cabinets sitting down

>>18095138
same except i'm short. 5'6 with the wingspan of a 6'3-6'6. i think i was supposed to be a gigachad but my mom smoked crack in the 80s and fed me a diet of caffeine as a kid.
let me guess you're scandinavian?
>why did got JUST me with these proportions
your ancestors swam a lot and being good at swimming is actually a very large genetic investment that comes at the cost of being good at quite a few other things.
the build is insanely genetic freak levels of good for striking based combat sports and swimming btw. if you're young enough get into boxing or muay thai or something. i think you could make a strong case for it being one of the most ideal builds possible for fighting, along with the west african long legs no torso + no calve muscle genetic defect combo jon jones body type. its hilarious to fight someone taller than you with a significant reach advantage on your side. nobody is used to being in that situation.

>>18094420
Thanks for making me feel better about my 30 inches.

>>18094420

If it makes you feel any better OP, I'd put you in my shirt pocket and walk around narrating my day to day activities to you

>>18097378
Thanks, anon

>>18094420
Thats literally the measurements i get. And you know why? Im not an absolute midget. Its because i like a high rise and also need room for my dick to hang. Its not absolutely massive but its a decent size. I think the thing is a lot of guys just hike their pants up and constrict their dick. You see this often in photos of guys in slim pants, their dick is pressed sideways against their leg or tucked underneath. Not me, that thing is always free because i get custom made pants.

>>18097383
Based

>>18095138
I feel your pain.
6'3, 34 waist, 32-33 inseam depending on the style of trouser.
Sleeve length 37 inches, 16 inch neck.


Why yes I am an excellent swimmer, how could you tell?

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>>18094420
how is this possible

>>18098125
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>>18095138
I'm 31" waist 33" inseam 6'1
Would be hilarious standing besides you.

>>18095095
What are some good high waisted jeans in your wardrobe anon?
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>>18095492
I thought longer legs were good? Isn’t 28 short for 6’1?
>>18097383
Where do you get your pants custom made anon? I mean how do you ask your tailor spiff if ally

>>18098661
Michael Phelps didn’t have long legs thats what I’m referencing. He’s 6’4 with a 30in inseam

>>18098689
Ohhh is that actually a good body build for swimming? I’m 6’0 with a 28 inseam

>>18095138
I'm only 2 inches taller than you but my inseam is 7 inches longer

>>18098661
Jeans?

>>18098754
These do not belong on a man's body

Would

>>18101586
Would what?

>>18098661
>I thought longer legs were good?
depends what for.
long torso = highly specialized for swimming
the group of people with the longest legs and shortest torsos on average (west africans) quite literally have buoyancy issues and can never be good at swimming. but they'll always beat you at sprinting. different people evolved for different environments and your body ultimately reflects it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioeeTmGJBis solid video on the topic of what different ethnicities physiques excel at and don't. guy's 'i'm not racist' disclaimers are long winded and annoying just skip them if you choose to watch it.

>>18095112
We're the same

>>18094420
what's this body type called

>>18103693
Tall

>>18095138
What the fuck. Post a pic

28" - 28" here