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The Fragrance Groups 101 Chart

What's a good fragrance that smells like pussy juice and cum?

The Fragrance Flowchart for beginners

>>18021499
Bois Imperial

SOTD: pic related

CAAHSE, YSL La Nuit De L'Homme, Issey Miyake L'Eau Dissey

Do I need anything more?

Image speaks for itself

Consider this

Haven't been this excited about a mail day in a while
All three of these are elegant masterpieces. Wish I wasn't filtered by Eau d'Hermes

>>18021511
Did you forget something?

That's 11 sprays

Trapping the scent under your clothes is pointless. You're wasting precious milliliters.

>>18021513
bel ami vetiver is excellent. one of those modern designer releases that mog 99% of niche

>>18021497
Jaipur.

>>18021513
Wow nice pickup. What's the performance like on BAV and Equipage?

>>18021522
You're right. But I don't want to smell a lot and that's why I spray on my wrists, dab it around my forearms and wear a shirt (long sleeve). Life can never be too perfect.

whore, who cares where you spray when you have an irresistible body like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqF7iOdBNM&t=1233s
>curly and her mom talk about bbc
euros are such trashy people

>>18021539
I'm not watching all that but, really? You're so insecure?

>triggered g*rman comes to the rescue whenever bbc is mentioned

>>18021497
Recommendation needed:
>age range
mid twenties
>season or climate
every season, Europe
>price range
below 150€ for 100ml If possible
>type of scent
masculine, classic
>aesthetic and setting
slacks, knits, loafer. i want something for every situation that i can wear all day every day

>>18021567
You can check Fucking fabulous by Tom Ford, though it's a tiny bit pricier but not too much to take it off the list

>>18021569
Or skip this incomplete trash and just get Zino

>>18021572
Never heard of zino, which probably means that it sucks. Populars are popular for a reason

>>18021569
i looked at the fragrantica page for this and it sounds really gay

Any cheaper alternative I should try before buying this ? I really like it but it really does not feel like a perfume worth 250€/50ml

>>18021574
And what are you exactly? A homophobe? What the fuck does that even mean?

>>18021578
No it's certainly not worth it. Look for similar fragrances in fratrantica, that's the best place to look for stuff like that. It's powered by ai that compares many fragrances and finds great matches

all nicolais i've tried were shit

>>18021572
true, zino is great and fits >>18021567

I love musk. I want to smell like man musk, but not mine. I want other men's man musk all over me

>>18021572
>>18021593
Zino looks interesting, but most opinions state that it's probably for men aged 40+
do you really think a younger guy could pull this off?

>>18021599
I think my cum would make a nice sweet night time fragrance.

>>18021539
Based, you can tell that she's checking for brothas

>>18021608
Rope

Repost from previous thread:

Ordered samples of pic related today. What am I in for? I already tried Afternoon Swim and Imagination last year. Afternoon Swim smelled okay but pretty one-dimensional. Didn't like the smell of Imagination at all.

>>18021605
Good idea, i could try to mix that with seed oil and alcohol. Maybe it will
turn out as I wish

>>18021614
Your sotd? Mine Kenzo Homme etd

>>18021567
Terre d'Hermes or Platinum Egoiste. unless you want to go more old school with some gentlemanly stuff? then I would go for Lalique Pour Homme or New York Intense

>>18021573
Heard of Beau De jour numbnuts? Then you've heard of Zino because it's just zino but incomplete and "streamlined".

>>18021601
It's completely non-offensive, but frankly if a few reviews from low IQ peasants online is enough to stop you trying a fragrance then please buy some BdC and never think about perfume again

it may not be super fancy or anything but i got this and i like the smell of it

>>18021653
Looks super cool, rock on :)

>>18021653
Awesome! randomness: have you heard of Avril Lavigne?? she's cool xD

>got a sample of le male le parfum and dior homme intese
>wanted to pick one scent more suited for colder weather
>like both
what now?

>>18021617
why did you order samples if you didn't like what you tried?

>>18021682
probably just wants to wear the brand not the scent

>>18021681
why not just use both? I find I can get bored of scents quickly if I use them every day

>>18021681
They’re both pretty nice. Just get a smaller sized bottle of each, I think they both do 40mls.

>>18021682
Most big houses have a few frags I like and many I don't care for. I don't see why it shouldn't be the same with LV. I'm still hopeful to find something good in their offering.

>>18021617
My mum tried Meteore and said it was vile, if that helps. I thought it smelled kinda average.

>>18021695
>if that helps
depends
post her pics

Recommend me fragrances that Jeffrey Epstein would be wearing. I’m thinking something extremely potent, and Middle Eastern. Mixed with bull pheromones of course, but that’s just my idea.

Cant wait to hear your recs

I bought Al Haramain's L'aventure (original) as a Creed Aventus clonne. not sure what to think about this one. I think the word is underwelmed? after it gets hot on the skin it smells better, less "childish".
Not sure what to think. I've been using Terre d'Hermès as my personal signature for some years now, and for me it's perfection.
I guess I'm trying to find a new scent. I'm looking for a new personal signature and another more "sexy?", for more special occasions.
I remember that I used Ralph Lauren Polo Explorer, and it was good too.
When I was a pre-teen I used Tommy and them bitches loved it, but it's extremely childish imo.
I'm not really much into perfumes, I don't know all them technical terms, I'm just trying to smell good to young hoes.

>>18021707
Overture man

>>18021708
going from Terre d'Hermes to an Aventus clone sounds like a damn big downgrade
you could try some other fresh vetiver fragrance for a signature. maybe Encre Noire Sport. or the funny Bois Imperial if you want powerful performance
for a "sexy" scent that isn't too childish maybe Fahrenheit Parfum?

This is really good , any opinions? I love it

>>18021719
what is it with British perfume houses being """revived"'" after 200 years of not existing? and of course with no connection to the original house, making luxury oudslop and other such un-British scents, in arab-looking bottles?
Clive Christian is the same way

What does he wear?

Man musk. Smell like balls and sacks and shlongs and back hair and asscrack and, you know what else.
Having trouble to produce your own? Wear this fragrance and say no more.

>>18021727
Cool water

>>18021723
The bottle is tacky as fuck , but the perfume is pretty good, give it a try

>>18021718
I went for a clone because I didn't want to pay close to 500 for something that I don't know if I like, and I only buy perfumes online.
What are your thoughts on these ones - never tried them:
- for the signature all year: La Nuit De L’Homme, or Dior Homme Sport, or Tom Ford Oud Wood.
- the "sexy": Versace Eros, or Dior Sauvage, or Azzaro Wanted.
I'm going to keep using Terre d'Hermès, of course

Is this any good?

>>18021747

Not that anon but

Dior Homme Sport without a doubt as a versatile fragrance

And Versace Eros as a party fragrance,

>>18021749
Versace Eros flame? Oh yeah. It has many positive reviews on fragrantica and it's probably better than it's predecessor

>>18021747
Dior Homme Sport for sure. it's good and has a similar appeal to Terre in a way

>>18021752
thanks
>>18021764
thanks
I think we have a winner frens, I'm going to buy it rn

I should have tried this sooner. I cannot believe how good it smells, I literally want to have sex with myself when I smell this.

>>18021601
if would fit you and your style as it's an elegant fragrance but if you're a pussy or gullible or both then do what >>18021652 says

>>18021772
will try in the future, thanks. saw some yt videos and it smells like young hoes love it too.

Have you ever bought a fragrance just for the bottle?

>>18021736
cool water...boarded

>>18021794
Absolutely giga cheap though so it's okay

>>18021797
Nice

>>18021754
is it actually eros flame with one note added like roja usually does or are you trolling?

>>18021810
Uuh. Oh. I didn't expand the image.

Can you suggest me a good (possibly nieche) cherry perfume? Male or unisex. I smelled indecent cherry, smelled all tom ford cherries, smelled guerlain edp - for that for the new version I didn't smell cherry there at all. From those liked cherry smoke the best. But it's not really long lasting.

Bois i need some advice
What fragrance is similar in terms of scent to fetes persanes from mdci, my only problem with fetes persanes is the longevity on my skin
I heard Musc Ravageur is close buy how is it really?

>>18021708
>>18021718
>Tdh
>Aventus is a downgrade
Aventus is an upgrade on so many levels over sweet orange Terre de Hermes.
Aventus musky-ambergris is heaven on earth.
Also L'Aventure is one of the better clones out there.

>>18021794
The Dries van Noten bottles are pretty stunning desu

>>18021880
hi mate, are you actually retarded? do you really listen to tiktok whores? I've bought L'Aventure. I am wearing it was we speak. At first it smells like a cheap pineapple children's perfume made by disney, but then it develops a bit into something more mature. Terre de Hermes is probably 6.78 times better.

>>18021779
Never respond to me again

>>18021497
What would you consider w good AI fragrance? Not for working in Ai companies, but what ai itself would wear

>>18021940
Something by Comme de Garcons, probably 2 or odour 53

>>18021940
A misspelled dupe for the full price of the original from Amazon it mistook for the real thing

>Pour un homme de caron sample spray just arrived
>mfw
Where the fuck can I buy full bottles of this as someone in the US. It doesn't seem to be available anywhere online.

any opinions on Amouage Reflection man?
I just tried in a store, it smells absolutely incredible to me
very much thinking about buying, would wear to the office mostly

>>18021983
seems like you've made your decision already

>>18021983
It’s okay. I thought my sample was fairly average but pleasant.

>>18021898
There is a guy here who lusts after this man-faced ho. I think he's the tranny fetishist, that guy also liked aventus, he said it was awaking his lust for man ass or something

>>18021898
Careful, he’s protective of his waifu

>>18021567
Guerlain Heritage for daily driver, New York Intense for special stuff

>SOTD: New York Intense

>>18021591
your nose is shit, get it checked out

>>18022011
i'll beat your rickety torso into pulp you impotent incel

>>18022014
won't make your nose any less shit, buddy

>>18022015
imagine being such a fragile hype bitch that you can't stand the thought of someone not sharing your preferences for smelly water

>>18022024
post wrist

>>18022024
post collection

Ohhh the girlies are fightingg

Why do you as a man smell like sugar and bubblegum?

>>18021591
New York Intense is generic barberslop trash
Cuir Cuba Intense is weak generic tobacco trash
Cap Neroli is weak generic citrus trash

Maybe there's something in their lineup that isn't trash but if a brand's most well known products are trash already, I won't bother with the rest.

>>18021591
Agree
Duc de Vervins L'Extreme > New York Intense
>>18021898
I have more respect for Encre Noir than TdH. TdH is vetiver for mainstream noses. Aventus atleast have a musky-ambergris drydown.

>>18021904
kill yourself retard

>>18022097
Fine. But you first.

>>18022100
no, niggerfaggot

>>18022088
>TdH is vetiver for mainstream noses
and what's the problem with that? it's pretty impressive to make a vetiver heavy fragrance into a designer bestseller in the modern fragrance scene. I'd much rather "mainstream noses" wear TdH than 20 sprays of Invictus or SWY

>>18022108
>I'd much rather "mainstream noses" wear TdH than 20 sprays of Invictus or SWY
Agree on that, but TdH is not my cup of tea

>>18022097
If you post proof that you've read the guide cover to cover and really understood the contents, then I will stream myself eating a bottle full of painkiller, deal babe?

>>18022088
Think about the alternative though, a world where the only fragrance option for men of limited intelligence is depressing blue liquid.

Which should I get between AdG OG, Profondo, EDP or Parfumo?

What do you think of sauvage elixir? I hear a lot of bad feedback about the edt, but a lot of positive for elixir. Should I buy?

>>18022153
Ι have 2 inspired dupes, one is og other is profumo. I like them both, so you should buy the other 2 to tell me impressions

>>18022173
test it and buy it if you like it
it's good

Whats a fragance that will make me smell EVIL???

>>18022153
Original doesn't last, profondo opens great but dry downs so synthetic, and profumo is good but is discontinued


Probably the parfum is your best bet right now

>>18022178
Encre noir or cool water

>>18022174
Other 2 dupes?

What fragrances would they wear?

What's with the misinformed infographics made by sissy sprayers? If I have to read one more time that EdPs must last longer than EdTs or even EdCs I'm gonna start throwing bottles of G-Man EdC at the creators of those stupid images.

>>18021518
Sounds like a good start.

>>18021567
I recommend going to a store and sniffing shit. The reality is that nobody knows what fragrance you will like like your nose does.

>>18021681
DHI. Personally, I got tired of Le Male Le Parfum. Luckily I bought the small bottle. Meanwhile I'm going through DHI bottles.

>>18022088
My man be like "Drakkar Noir is better than NYI" lmao. They got nothing to do with each other.

is montale popular with young people? the montale and creed stands at the department store are always packed with yoofs, meanwhile i'm standing alone somewhere in between adp, hermes and guerlain. the ladies employed there are giving me pitiful looks like they're cringing at the last person in the office who's not in on some joke yet.

>>18021676
whatever, the bottle looks stupid but it smells nice

Blind buying this. What am I in for?

Wore Ted Lapidus Poker Face on a first date recently, and she loved it, she begged me to eat her pussy.

>>18022204
Patrick

>>18022204
Gandalf wears Megamare. Bilbo wears Wald.

>>18021681 (me)
I bought both

>>18022324
Excellent.

So I just ordered this, what am I in for? I currently have Polo Blue, Lucky, and Gravity for my colognes. I had a Le Male cologne a while back but it came in a blue bottle. I look like a 6'4" Zach Galifinakis, with less curly hair. Will this give me super powers? I spent 200 bucks on it.

>>18022358
well I just ordered mine after I found the sample nice. To me it smells like powdery flowery vanilla.

>>18022367
Do you know how it compares to the the light blue bottle version? I had that a while ago and liked it, but the reviews I saw say this version is preferred by many.

>>18021681
>wanted to pick one scent more suited for colder weather
what do you look for in a fragrance that makes it more suited for colder weather? Is it something in the scent profile? Or is it how strong the scent is?

Am I a toddler for using this cologne? (been complimented on it once and just haven't moved on)

>>18022375
>Is it something in the scent profile? Or is it how strong the scent is?
both I guess. Both of those scents smell great but might be cloying in warm weather

>>18022204
Terre D'Hermés Parfum

I love Jules, smells like rape but in a good way

>>18022306
welcome to HPV induced throat cancer, should have worn Wal-Mart Brand Cologne instead as a prophylactic.

>>18022436
She's a virgin.

another blow to b540, mfk can't stop losing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYX9CmyMs8

>>18022440
imagine her smelling your balls and then yapping about the musk

>>18022437
Sure thing buddy. Tons of virgins get their pussy eaten on a first date.

>>18022455
Doesn't need to be tons, just needs to be one.
Don't care if you don't believe me.

>>18022462
>Don't care if you don't believe me.
But I care that you believe me! I'm trying to help you.

>>18022470
I don't understand anon.

When exactly do I stop buying 10 samples for 50 bucks every other month and buy a proper 75ml, 100ml bottle for 200? When do I commit to a fragrance?

>>18022497
I personally have the opposite problem, I immediately buy a bottle after smelling the sample once or twice. not even wearing the sample for a full day

>>18022499
I just don't want to commit. For 200 I can buy a bunch of other stuff. I don't even know how long a 100ml bottle lasts. In my experience for me two-three samples I like last me like six weeks? something like that. Three samples cost 18 bucks, probably very uneconomical.
And I always come back to the same brands and the same perfumes, which I can't really or don't want to afford (invasion barbare and cuir cavalier from MDCI, yes, call me basic).

My local perfumeries have only the most popular perfumes and even the more expensive ones they have all smell like shit. I tried some of the cheaper suggestions people posted here but they didn't really fit me.

>>18022504
well what helps for me is that I like the look of the bottles

>>18022504
If you like wearing different fragrances there is no reason to commit, if you have more than a few fragrances they're going to go back before you finish them.

>>18022507
Bad*

>>18022480
You are a great person. You can achieve great things. It isn't ability that you lack, only vision.

>>18022499
never, you just keep collecting vials and asking yourself whether you want to buy a whole bottle. fuck enjoying a fragrance, just keep adding them samples to your fragrantica collection.

What do you guys think of my order

>>18021707
An Aventus clone to go with his fake VC

>>18021983
If you like it, get it

>>18022548
Don't tell me what to do.

>>18021578
Tauer Sundowner has some similarities to Iommi
definitely not 1:1 but they share a lot of notes, and there's a point in Iommi's development when it's bang-on with a point in Sundowner's development

>>18021967
My bottle was $40 from fragrancex

Ok I bought this. >>18022358

Now I bought this. for summer. What am in for? I've never smelled either, but I did like the original Le Male in the blue bottle.

How much money is too much money?

>>18022262
Yes, but because of social media brainrot. It's the same here. The Creed, PdM, Moncera, Initio shit etc was crowded, meanwhile I went through the entire Memo Paris, Hermes, Serge Lutens and CdG lines completely unbothered. I should have taken notes because I had all the time in the world, that's how many people were lining up for the overpriced hype shit.

>>18022274
Considering the ongoing cash grab that is happening with fragrances, likely disappointment. It doesn't sound too bad, but without sampling I'm not gonna buy it. It's not even limited. Burnt Hair from Elon would have been a better investment.

>>18022358
What do you mean "what am I in for"? You're in for something you could have tested at a store for free instead of buying a whole damn bottle.

>>18022378
It's a mid crowd pleaser that smells like every other fragrance L'Oreal has recently released. That's why they make them - they sell. I don't like it, but it's not offensive or straight up bad smelling.

>>18022529
All great cheapies with a lot of powerhouses. Acquired taste for the uninitiated, must haves for old school enjoyers.

>>18022573
Le Beau could also have been tested at a store, but there's a captive molecule in it that assaults my nose and smells like the juice at the bottom of a trash can. That seems to be a rather rare occurrence, though, so to you it probably will be a sweet coconutty freshie. Not much in common with Le Male, though.

>>18021497
How do I make every room I enter smell like a catholic cathedral

Fragrances that are too feminine for you to wear you wish weren't.

>>18022567
Thanks, I will try a sample. The bottle design is a real shame though compared to the other ones from the brand

>>18022656
up top, they're not alike. you're gonna think I'm an asshole for suggesting it. wait a bit and the comparison will make more sense
plus it's just a great scent in and of itself

>>18022141
I wish I would care enough to do that

>>18022682
Then why pollute the perfume thread with your uneducated ramblings? Do you go into threads on /o/ about cars you know nothing about? Have some decency.

>>18022649
All perfume is perfectly unisex.

>>18022204
Guelain Vetiver for the rural green earthy tobacco vibe

>>18022378
not a cologne

>>18022507
>they're going to go back before you finish them.
dumbass stupid retard

>>18022529
extremely based, enjoy anon

>>18022690
where in my post was I uneducated, moron?
>Do you go into threads on /o/ about cars you know nothing about?
yes to find out more but there are few of those threads
>Have some decency.
I don't know what your problem is, kys

>>18022529
nice. I accidentally bought drakkar instead of lomani. I wonder if jacomo would smell good to me or not, I'm new to older scents.

>>18022734
How can you have anything intellectual to say about perfume if you haven't read the guide you ignorant fuck?

What's a non sweet office scent with good performance? At least 6 hours.

>>18022739
but I have read it thougheverbeit?

>>18022759
Well clearly it's possible to read without understand then.

>>18022497
Never

>>18022760
>possible to read without understand
and it appears that you understand neither fragrance nor english

>>18021497
Do you even spray your fragrance to pulse points?

>>18021497
Oversprayer here. If you're spraying up to 6 times, why do you even do it? You're wasting fragrance if you're using it only to be able to smell it by putting your wrist to your nose. Why even buy it if it's hardly there,?

this sub is dead

>>18021514
Bel Ami Vetiver is solid, at least 8 hours for me
Equipage is shorter lived sadly, like 4-6 hours with fairly intimate silage. Such a captivatingly classy scent though, so I can overlook the performance issues

>>18022786
What do you want? Why did you respond to me?

>>18022784
and it's your fault for the most part

>>18022529
Do people have have special secret knowledge of old cheapies that smell excellent by todays standards? Do you people actually have taste or are you poor? Why would you need these in 100ml? Do you want to only be wearing these for the next 5 years?

>>18022529
Bijan for men is amazing, well done. Finally someone in this thread with a nose...

>>18022795
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

at least 6 out of the last 7 replies to this thread are retarded ramblings of one schizo do not respond to them if you want him to go away

>>18022808
i have access to all the necessary data

>>18022810
What's the matter blue liquid boy, afraid you might smell something?

I'd give you a pass if you were funny but you are just annoying

Talk about perfume then

opinions on italian jeremy?

>>18022824
I can tell already this guy doesn't have any opinions worth listening to. The only fragrance youtuber worth anything is persolaise.

Is it the best Chanel fragrance?

>>18022828
No that would be no.5

>>18022828
No.

>>18022829
>>18022830
Boy is good too.

>make a long lasting, good projecting clone of this
>get rich

Why am I so good at giving you ideas /fa/?

>>18022835
??? This is a thread about the artistry of perfumery, not some get rich quick scheme on /biz/

>>18021880
INDIAN
I AM INDIAN
PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME SIR I AM INDIAN

>>18022772
Undersprayer here. I boil dogs alive and then serve their skin slush soup to orphans. Thanks for asking.

>>18021880
>talks constantly about BBC
>/fa/ falls in love with her

>>18022847
There's one sex and tranny obsessed brown guy in this thread who's been a menace since the time the High IQ poster departed. He's the one who loves curly, as only a deranged thirdie could.

No. You guys are annoying. I'm leaving, I'll be doing both of us a favor

Wow I can no longer smell "compliment getter" "panty dropper" "cologne". A complete moron must have just left.

is dylan blue good?

>>18022858
It's completely fine. So if that's what you need a perfume for then yes, if you want something transcendent look elsewhere.

>>18022858
It's a panty dropper for spicy senyoritas

>>18022861
Case in point

>>18022825
>persolaise
seems very unpleasant and passive aggressive. old woman in a middle aged fag's body.

>>18022865
He's very warm and open, and interacts with his viewers in an even handed fashion. Your ability to read people is atrocious. In any case his taste in perfume is unimpeachable which is what counts when you enter this thread.

>>18022784
what I said about you after I overdid it with the choking play

>>18022848
is it the bois imperial guy

>>18022876
Yes I believe so. It's the guy who's obsessed with the alleged ambergris in aventus. A crude perfume for a crude mind.

>>18022872
i felt discomfort reading this because you're either that guy or you're simping for some minor eceleb in a way no adult person should. either option makes me feel bad about being here.

>>18022876
yes. although he just shills whatever he likes that month, after BI it was Dakar and Aventus. and Kenzo Homme I think, the original oddly though
anyway he loves ugly white women and trannies, so I guess Curly is his natural preference

>>18022880
I just think a few people in here could stand to listen to someone who knows what they are talking about. Now stop pyschologising me like a woman and start talking about perfume.

>>18022872
Dariush, please. Go groan some more at the "gammon" in the Guardian's comment section while bitching about hate speech and Brexit, you closeted Armenian faggot.

>>18022895
Your inability to put politics aside when it comes to perfume is very telling. I've been posting on forums with men that did time for their far right beliefs, for living what you only pretend at, for decades. But there is a time and a place, something you seem unable to grasp. Grow up white man.

The only perfume reviews I trust are the ones I write on fragrantica.

>>18022897
Post em

>>18022896
>I've been posting on forums with men that did time for their far right beliefs

>>18022896
So you post on Facebook, big deal.

>>18022906
Yeah it's where I met your mom, she loves the smell of aromatics elixir on me.

Are we going to discuss perfume or are you pseudoleftist faggots going to keep flapping your gums?

>>18022896
based so you have a profile on vnn?

>>18022909
Used to, and the phora too.

>>18022908
I’m not even the guy you’re talking to, I just think that was a bit of a tryhard thing to say on /frag/ lel

>>18022913
This is the thread for trying hard at perfume. Step your game up if you want to spray with the big dogs. Or stay on the porch with your bottle of Dylan blue, your call wood.

>>18022828
No. That would be Egoiste

Finally going to pick this up. I don't own any spicy frags

>>18022884
Daz right

>>18022919
It's quite good, you may like boucheron Jaipur also

>>18022927
Thank you, I actually have a sample of Jaipur EDP sitting right next to me. Definitely a nice spicy citrus soap.

How do you find the performance on EdB?

>>18022929
Not stellar but it's cheap enough that you can spray a lot. In general I find carrying a small decant sprayer for long days is a good idea for most fragrances anyway.

>>18022895
>shilling for recreational infanticide of unborn polish children
how very german of him

>>18022932
He's polish/Iranian I think. He's just libtarded, doesn't mean he doesn't know perfume.

>>18022924
Not only I wouldn't mind, I'd actually want to smell like that for the rest of my life

>>18021880
you do realise this woman is retarded right? she barely passed highschool

>>18022957
Looks like the banlieue dwellers have joined the thread...

>>18022657
I hope I will like it enough to get a full bottle and stop ordering samples non stop

>>18022798
I have 13 euros per ml fragrances and Just ordered those. I would have bought them in 30 ml format if they existed , but they don't.


They are so cheap some of them that the format is almost completely irrelevant

I only own Calvin Klein fragrances is this okay

>>18022985
certainly is ok with mr klein

Does a man need anything besides l’eau d’issey?

>>18022204
Gandalf - Tuscan Leather
Bilbo - Irish Leather

What's the big obsession with oud? What's a good inexpensive oud starting point?

>>18023006
Arab money

>good morning sars, i'm sick again
wonder how many shots he took

>>18023011
Isn't most of it synthetic? Anyone can oud.

Oud better take your meds.

>>18023013
That's a lot of fragrance

>>18022988
My mom says Calvin Klein is a good brand.

>>18023034
its the BBC addicted white women's fav brand

>>18022968
I didn't pass high school and I'm smarter than you.

That woman is retarded and doesn't know anything about perfumes,

Whats the most hood perfumes? Someone must have done a perfume that smells like lean.

>>18023037
She likes white boys though, abusive ones when she was young and dumb.

>>18023042
joop for the oldheads, I think hoodrats just smell like weedw2xho

>>18023040
the nog fragcom seems to go straight for high end stuff (pdm, amouage, xerjoff, crivelli, etc.) they skip the mid price range entirely.

On Sunday I'm going to try these three back to back, and choose my favorite:
>Creed: Bois de Portugal
>Penhaligon: Halfeti Cedar
>Ormonde Jayne: Ormonde Man
Are there any others I should add to that list that are in a similar category?

>>18023053
>Creed: Bois de Portugal
Lalique Pour Homme
>Penhaligon: Halfeti Cedar
Chopard Oud Malaki
>Ormonde Jayne: Ormonde Man

Recommendation needed:
>age range
Early twenties
>season or climate
every season, USA
>price range
below $150 If possible
>type of scent
Clean, classic, fresh, somewhat masculine (I have Acqua di parma colonia and creed silver mountain water to get a reference of what I like)
>aesthetic and setting
casual every day wear, occasional dinners, college. Nothing too formal. I want something versatile for any occasion.

>>18023042
Notorious B.I.G. rapped about Chanel Platinum Egoiste
and there's that song about Tuscan Leather too

>>18023059
Thanks anon I'll try and seek those out too.

>>18023059
>Chopard Oud Malaki
She said there's only two Chopards worth your time and this isn't one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSrqmWmXUG4&t=395s
You can say about her what you want but she tried pretty much everything and can put things into context.

>>18023071
Wrong time stamp, sorry
https://youtu.be/vSrqmWmXUG4?t=344

>>18021497
Just bought this. What am I in for?

>wont buy fragrance if the bottle is ugly
how do I get over this

>>18023059
Actually perfect, there's a Chopard store a 2 minute walk from the Ormonde Jayne. Do you have a favourite out of those?

>>18023049
>Crivelli

Crivelli is a legit good house

>>18023063
I recommend you order some samples

>>18023053
Try unironically , ormonde woman , it's arguably even more masculine than ormonde man. And might be even better

Also, houbigant bois Mystique, is a similar woody spicy fragrance ala ormonde man

>>18023076
Don't, I'm the same, I prefer to buy decants if the bottle is retarded and I like the fragrance

>>18023079
Parisian PR agencies legitimately do great work, I agree.

>>18023074
You should have bought Azzaro Most Wanted EDP, it is much better

>>18023076
Me too. Even when I buy dupes I make sure the bottle of the original is good looking, and I don't have regrets.

>>18023071
Yeah take this dumb cunts advice man, you cant go wrong.

Any 40 Knots, the worst fragrance ever enjoyers?

>>18023076
Decant into a bottle you like wtf

>>18023087
Next time I go to a fragrance store I'll ask to smell it then. Do you wear that often?

>>18023094
No I don't wear that trash, but you'll love it.

>>18023087
>Azzaro Most Wanted EDP

>>18023091
Imagine not Avonmaxxing.

>>18023095
lol wut? I was looking for something with vanilla by the way.

>>18023101
Try JPG Le Male.

>>18023090
Me , i love it, best marine winter fragrance of all time

>>18023078
I really can't get enough of the Lalique lately

>>18023094
That nigga is not me >>18023095
I do not wear it but I used to have a decant of it. Much better than SWY Intensely

>>18023111
Had a feeling desu, but who knows? Well I'll see if I can get a whiff of it next time I visit the fragrance store.

So I tried one million since long ago and I like it very much. People say that prive is the better version, so I tried that recently only to find out that it's a headache causing, densely smelling, room freshening precum juice. It's so intense and smells nothing at all like the original. Did you experience the same?

>>18023147
Flankers are almost always worse than the original

>>18023063
you could start by ordering some samples of Bleu de Chanel EDP, Allure Homme, Armani Code EDT (or Parfum) and Egoiste Platinum.

>>18023074
peppery, violet-y start; toffee-forward drydown. It's got a great sillage (almost nuclear) so don't overspray.
t. owns a bottle

>>18023151
thanks, ill start wearing it tomorrow and ill let you all know how it goes

>>18023150
Yes ok, but did you have the same experience with those 2?

>>18023074
I have the normal version of this and while initially I liked the sweet chestnut I found myself not wearing it at all, so I'll probably sell it

>>18023074
Curly's mom says it's a nice beach scent

>>18023233
Curly's mom is also old and you shouldn't pay attention to what old people say

>>18023079
So are the others listed
Sotd: PdM Carlisle

>>18023240
She's experienced and in good shape. Probably was a cool chick in her prime.

>>18023240
Dumb zoomer, the real reason she can't have opinions is because she's too fat.

Where is the best place to apply cologne? I typically will spray once on the inside of my wrist then rub my wrists together and also wipe them on my neck where it meets my jaw. If I want another spray I spray once more on my chest.

Where do you guys spray?

>>18023257
Behind your ears and your wrists. People in this thread will seeth at me though.

>>18023257
don't rub your wrists together, you're destroying the covalent bonds of the smelly molecules

>>18023257
Why did you reply to this guy?

>>18023260
Also, who gives a shit about the molecules? I'll rub my wrists on my cock if i fancy

>>18023274
i'm sure its size is molecular also

>>18023276
4 inches isn't molecular dumbass

>>18023276
It is, and size doesn't matter. it's about how you treat a woman, because women are more emotional that physical. Thus the fat.
Key to please a woman is to not put fragrance down there. That way she can suck it without the bad taste of chemicals, but with the good taste of cheese

>>18023260
Anon, I may not know much about fragrances, but I did study Chemistry in university. There is no way rubbing your wrists together breaks down covalent bonds.

>>18023307
Sounds like you weren't paying attention in class. Whar were you doing in uni, bang broads?

>>18023307
>breaks down covalent bonds
idk about all that but rubbing your wirst together does remove or shortens the top notes. You should dab your wrist together to share the fragrance not rub

>>18023257
>One spray

You might as well be wearing nothing my man

>>18023323
>does remove or shortens the top notes. You should dab your wrist together to share the fragrance not rub
ahh, thank you for the advice

>>18023326
How many sprays do you use? I always thought it was only supposed to be 1 or 2 sprays per application.

this thread is legitimate brainrot
still you won't drive me away from it tranny spammers

>>18023381
This thread is for discussion of fragrances anon. As someone who is inexperienced in fragrances, I appreciate other folks' feedback and advice.

>>18023386
kill yourself you absolute fucking scum

Smells like butter. Gourmand in a subjective sense.

>>18023401
I refuse. Suicide is a sin. Why are you so sour? Do you not enjoy discussion of fragrance?

>>18023433
>>18023433
>>18023433

>>18023361
Depends on how strong that particular frag is and the situation. Try 6 sprays next time. There are very few fragrances where one spray is enough (though they do exist).

>>18023471
WHY ARE YOU REPLYING TO HIM

>>18022835
Ted Lapidus did this with poker face, but it probably got discontinued.