/fa/ - Fashion

>be me
>avg looking guy, 20s
>playing l4d2 as Nick
>hear about his $3000 suit
>really like his suit, decide to look into getting a nice suit for myself
>do nothing but play old games and eat shitty noodles so have a lot of money saved up
>research what makes suits look good, go to local suit store and talk with tailor
>show him picrel and say I want a suit that looks like his
>chill old grandpa guy, I tell him about l4d2, really like talking to him
>put down $5000 to buy and tailor very nice white and blue cashmere/cotton suit
>ready 5 days later
>put suit on
>instantly feel incredible
>I am connected to every event that ever was and ever will be, my mind has ascended to another plane
>I immediately know I want to be buried in this suit
>driving home with massive smile on my face
>decide to show off suit to the world
>go to club
>everybody mirin', feeling incredible, don't even care I went by myself
>this 7/10 chick waves me over to dance with her
>basic looking with lots of makeup, nice well shaped tits, feeling amazing
>dancing like a fucking neet but making it
>suddenly she trips
>faceplants into my fucking suit
>suit is covered in makeup stains, she looks up and smiles at me like she didn't do anything wrong and what she did was """cute"""
>involuntarily yell "YOU IDIOT GODDAMNED WHORE" into her dumb cunt face
>shock.exe
>people looking at me shocked, nobody saying anything, girl is starting to cry
>quickly get off dance floor and leave through fire exit in the back before I can get metoo'd
>seething with rage looking at massive stain, throw over trash cans out of anger
I fucking can't stand women. I have one thing in my life that makes me happy and makes me feel good about myself and some FUCKING DUMB WHORE has to ruin it. Now I'm waiting until the dry cleaners opens up at 6am so I can go and hopefully fix this shit but it looks fucking awful, there's a big red stain on it. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I wish I was fucking gay.