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Grand Seiko edition

>Poorfag guide:
https://imgur.com/a/NFMXDuK
>Watch essentials 102:
https://pastebin.com/Rc77hhXV
>Purchasing used watches:
https://pastebin.com/f44aJKy2
>Purchasing straps:
https://pastebin.com/SwRysprE
>Should I buy this MVMT / DW / "minimalist" fashion watch?
https://imgur.com/a/6CNO8
>Should I buy this Armani / Michael Kors / mall watch?
https://imgur.com/a/Sw1FsAn

"Suggest a watch"
>Your budget
>Watch type, e.g. cope, larp, poor
>Movement, e.g. automatic, hand wound, quartz, solar
>Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd time zone
>Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet, rubber
>Wrist size or desired case size ex: > 40mm marabout, 37-39mm preop, 33-36mm patrician, < 33mm gf tier

>Watch news websites:
https://www.hodinkee.com
https://www.ablogtowatch.com
https://www.fratellowatches.com
https://monochrome-watches.com

Previous thread
>>17920881

>> No.17922332

>>17922328
I kek'd loudly at the pic.

>> No.17922333

>>17922328
Guide to lisposters

Major listfags
=============

>Listcel
Posts his half truth meme seethe list on regular users

>Chartposter
Posts a chart made by a WUS faggot that nobody cares about

>> No.17922336

>>17922333
Guide to seethers
>you

>> No.17922342

>>17922336
Guide to seethers

Major seethefags
=============

>>17922336

>Bittercel
Hates everything Omega and anyone who gets laid.

>> No.17922343

Guide to posters

Major avatarfags
=============

>Poortadello/OmegaDrunk
Multi-reply specialist. Canadian. Gay. Only posts about his own watches. Very repetitive posts. Has several obscure Omegas only he cares about. Notorious for samefagging. Obsessed with BitterAnon.

>Whoretadello
Greek living in Germany. Cleans cars for a living. Has a Tudor, Homos, a Grand Seiko, a Credor and some Seikos. Life currently falling apart. Responds by getting more material things and falling in love with strippers. Precious metals investor. Makes threads on /s/ named "/wt/".

>Citizen drunk/Finncel
Finnish. Alcoholic. Only owns one watch but posts a lot, mostly about alcohol or coins. Possibly immortal. Tragic case of gyno.

>Mortadello
Very positive, friendly but doesn't post anything of any consequence. Lawyer. Obese. Posts terrible photos of amazing watches. Does not take criticism well.

Semi-regular posters
================

>HamiltonDrunk
Posts a single picture per thread before getting drunk and passing out. Owns a Hamilton. Works in television and film.

>Vintage chrono anon
Owns several vintage chronographs of various makes, knowledgeable

>Nobully anon
Trans. Has rich parents who have bought them several VCs.

>Cockwatch
Has one F-91W, has posted it on his cock. Mostly posts the Casio with knives or snacks. Russian living in Latvia with mommy.

>Reverso Anon
Has Blancpain, Rolex, Reverso. Dislikes avatarfagging. Major penfag.

>Tank autist
Compliling a very autistic list of tank style watches. Owns no watches.

>ALS anon
Has an 1815 Up/Down. Stays under the radar but occasionally pops his head up to flex.

>Submissive brah/Subbrah
Owns a Sub, is a sub.

>Weekdater anon
Owns a Seiko Weekdater, goes on dates weekly

>Hungarian anon
Is a watchmaker, complains about his customers

>Central Florida Anon
Looking for a wristlet to love

>BitterAnon
Who is the mysterious BitterAnon? It could be anyone! It could even be you!

>> No.17922346

Can I be iToddler? I only have an Apple Watch.

>> No.17922350

>>17922346
Buy a proper watch.

>> No.17922351

>>17922336
>>17922343
based

>> No.17922352

>>17922350
Lol this delusion.
Apple watch is objectively the best watch out there, seethe more poorfag lol lmao.

>> No.17922356

>>17922350
No…

>> No.17922357

>>17922343
>>>/s/21849447
>>>/s/21849447

Before anyone asks.