/fa/ - Fashion

>>17731451
Get sent to prison unironically
Prison is one of the few places where your food isn't estrogenised and inflammatory

They look that way because they don't groom themselves well, pick bad glasses frames for their face shapes, and generally think negatively about others for no good reasons (no matter what they tell themselves to justify). Stop doing these things. The first and last ones are the most important because people will like you if you're nice and hygienic even if you can't dress yourself or do your hair right.

>>17731451
Lmao, preached about it million times already. Fix your eyes, glasses are out and
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Hit the fucking gym, faggot.

>>17731461
>just get a nice hair cut and contact lenses bro :)

>>17731451
what race are they? there lips are too big for being white, europeans usually have thin lips

well they're very clearly white
>uhmmm but if we measure the nose of the gu yon the right we can see that it is 0.5 mm longer than any Eurasian phenotype. Truly awful

>>17731544
I know a couple people like this and they both have slavic ancestry

>>17731544
>>17731582
Here we go again

>>17731544
white

>>17731451
just eat more protein, hit the gym, and practice adequate skin care routine

>>17731454
>say processed, garbage quality food makes your health deteriorate
valid
>suggest institutionalization for an extended period of time where you are force-fed the aforementioned "food" in spoiled slop form
???

>>17731451
Literally just never take a selfie with a cameraphone. The lens makes you look retarded. Get someone with a proper camera to take photos of you.

>>17731451
BRO
they’re wearing bad clothes
they have bad haircuts
all but one are wearing TERRIBLE glasses for their face shape
they’re all unfit, some of them have high bodyfat, none of them have muscle
the lighting is bad
they’re all scowling and don’t know how to smile
the backgrounds of the pictures are horrible
they look poor

Yes, they have pretty bad genetics. But everything I listed is a solvable problem and these guys could probably be a 6-6.5/10 if they fixed their problems.

>>17731454
>Prison is one of the few places where your food isn't estrogenised and inflammatory
that must be why guys go from looking rail-thin to being 400 lbs. in prison... never stop using that brain pol

>>17732002
bruh is that DMX?

>>17731539
Correct.

>>17731454
>prison food is...le good?
the bait keeps getting dumber

>>17731461
>They look that way because they
>generally think negatively about others for no good reasons
Thinking negatively about others cannot affect your look though.

>>17731582
>I know a couple people like this and they both have slavic ancestry
As a Russian, I can confirm, there are some people here who look like that. I don't look like that, I have no eyeglasses and my lips are thin.
Also, Servian president Vucic looks like chud too.

>>17731451
stop having shitty genes

>>17731451
sort of unrelated, but what haircut can I do to look good with thick, straight hair? Used to have it long, down to middle back, but it was too hot in the summer so I shaved it

Been doing the classic skin fade hitler youth hair since then, but everyone is doing it now.
Considered wolf cut but I think I'd need wavy hair to pull that off

>>17731451
What motivates people like these to take pictures of themselves?

>>17731451
Just don't have that kind of ancestry.

>>17731964
Nuh huh, i look great even in selfies them dudes are just uggos simple as

>>17731544
Maybe indian or black?

>>17731544
yeah i dont know bro i think theyre asian? maybe theyre from thailand?? vietnam??

>>17732172
>Thinking negatively about others cannot affect your look though.
It can. It's all micro things. If you're constantly thinking negative or criticizing others, and just unable to relax it will show on your face even though you might think you have a neutral expression. You make negative expressions without realizing it, you have "resting bitch face" even though you think you feel perfectly happy or fine. Once people start talking to you and find out you have a shit attitude and you treat or think about others badly, that will make you even more unattractive.

>>17732690
being ugly with a shit attitude is why most incels will stay incels for the rest of their (short) lives.

>>17731451
Will science ever be able to explain why there's a very clear chud phenotype and a completely distinct soi phenotype?

It even transcends race to an extent, like asian rightoids develop that face too.

>>17732664
Funny enough I have a car selfie at this exact angle like the two in the middle have and have only gotten compliments on it. The difference is that I'm smiling. I think bad selfies come from people not realizing how much work goes into getting a good one. They see people post similar photos or poses and don't realize that the person went through 30 different angles, adjust the lighting 10 times, changed rooms or locations 3 times, did about 10 different facial expression or poses, and took 100 photos before they got a good one.

>>17732172
It probably does chemically affect you to be angry and bitter all the time. If nothing else the constant stress will age you.

>>17732701
What's bred in the bone always shows up in the skin bro

>>17732179
Lol chud’s dad

>>17732701
Also just as an anecdote I was a TA at a special needs school and the worst student by some margin was a dead ringer for bottom right >>17731451, maybe wiith even worse skin.

He was a complete sociopath who'd been blacklisted from 200 schools, had cut a girls hair off for rejecting him. He would literally try to groom staff and then try to stab us with various implements. Put one collegue in the hospital.

Extremely autistic to the point he wanted to and felt entitled to run the country through which he would ban alchohol. Convinced he was literally royalty because of some obscure family trivia and would start calling us peasants who didn't know our place when he didn't get what he wanted.

>>17732720
Oh and he was obsessed with loli porn and banned from accessing computers naturally.

So yeah OP just don't be that and don't buy thin square framed glasses and you should be good.

>>17732172

>>17732724
What kind of options does this person face for the future? Like theyre going to shoot up a school at some point its obvious isnt it?

>>17732800
prison for sex offences

>>17732800
This was the UK so he'd struggle to find the means to do that but yeah he absolutely would have.

>>17732809

Almost certainly this. I was teaching him like 4 years ago so it probably already happened. He'd be an adult now.

>>17732172
Someone really genuinely nice will be seen as attractive over someone that reees out of control when they see bmwf couple

>>17732800
They have a documented mental illness so If he gets any type of treatment or medication he'll most likely be getting cared for by the state through welfare, especially if they are unable to hold down a job. If he can't get welfare and medical help he'll end up like all the others, homeless (probably on drugs too) or in prison.

Yes

>>17732701
spiteful mutant hypothesis

>>17732825
no worries he'll just get a new identity

>>17732989
The lad they killed would be the same age as i am now(33) if he was still alive one of Britain's most shocking crimes that was. Sad thing these days children killing each other with knives is common now too, they seem even more feral now.

>>17731544
they are white
the lips are a side effect of mouth breathing

>>17733311
>mouth breathe
so all blacks also mouth breathe too?

>>17733314
no blacks have genetically big lips
are you pretending to be retarded?

>>17731544
Meds have larger lips than other Euros

>>17731451
Top right and top left have potential. The main problem with all of them is how blank and empty and directionless they look. That's the mainspring of the look and then it gets compounded by microexpressions, lack of physicality and musculature, low facial muscle tone, underdeveloped face structure, bad clothes, bad angle, horrible selfies etc.

>>17731451
I honestly look identical to the chuds in this pic. I thought this round face would disappear if my bf got down and I got muscular, but I still look like a chud.

Even my mom says I look weirdly "ugly", how do I even fix my appearance? Botox? What surgery could I use?

>>17734755
Damn it's over when your own mom calls you ugly. To be serious, there's a possibility that there is something wrong with your jaw bones and surgery or orthodontics will help fix it.

>>17734755
If you were to post a picture covering up your eyes, maybe we could help.

have glasses that arent ugly rectangles
thats it. the guy without the glasses looks like a fruitcake not a chud.

>>17731451
stop thinking like a chud. it’s that simple

>>17731451
>>17731539
It's not just the fact that there ugly its the fact that they're
> Staring deadpan into the camera with no resemblance of emotion. Except for the bottom right guy who is looking angry.
>Wearing ill-fitting, unfashionable clothes
>Have bad/lesbo haircuts. They went into the barber and went "Uhhhhhhhhh I just want the sides a bit short with a decent bit left on the top"

Look at pic
Left looks a bit like an asshole but he's dressed decently in clothing that fits him, and has a decent-styled haircut. He still has the same facial flaws as right, weak jaw and chin maybe the edit fixed some minor flaws but the major flaws are still there. He's showing some emotion. His smile is pretty ugly but look how confident he is in showing his smile. It all comes down to confidence
>bu...but how do I build confidence if I'm ugly
By going outside and getting rejected until you're used to it. Very few people are SO UGLY as to need to be "blackpilled".

>>17731451
Stop trying so hard to keep your mouth closed and level like that. I understand we're all afraid of making soi-face, but this is not a viable alternative.

>>17731451
Avoid breath through mouth, literal mouth breathers. It looks like they're having trouble keeping their mouths closed.
Also, workout.

>>17734784
Rock Hudson in his new role as CHUD.

>>17731454
anon you grew up chewing on plastic toys and drinking out of plastic water bottles and you probably dont look like this. stop attributing ugliness with the current schizo chemical of the year.

>>17731454
Are you just like, the kind of person who walks down the street and interjections half of what you're thinking with another half of a random strangers conversation?

>>17735092
Thick frames like that aren't chud.

>>17731451
Embrace your destiny.

>>17732163
You think that looks good? It looks better, but it's not good. And this is with tanning, eyebrow trimming, carefully groomed hair, etc.

>>17731451
I live in the Bay Area and this phenotype of people just has to do ok in school and get a tech job and wear Patagonia and they can then access 8/10 Asian chicks.

>>17731451
if they'd let their hair grow out and ditched the wire frame glasses they'd look way better

>>17731451
get better looking glasses. shave, lose some bodyfat (doesnt have to be much) and get a better haircut
simple as that
wagmi

https://youtu.be/UM6J6XzmwhQ

>>17731964
Curious how billions of people can take one and not look like a chud..

>>17731465
bro looks like one of these cows we breed for their meat

>>17734755
>Even my mom says I look weirdly "ugly
kek

>>17732825
>Almost certainly this. I was teaching him like 4 years ago so it probably already happened. He'd be an adult now.

Oh jesus i didnt expect a reply, thats fucking grim. The saddest part is that the dude isnt really at fault, he just got dealt the worst fucking card at birth.

>>17732989
Wait what the fuck is this?

>>17737638
Jon venables, killer of jamie bulger in the early nineties when he was around 10 years old, got sent down later again for having indecent images of kids.

>>17732989
>>17737665
where did you get this?? what else is known about him? bro I gotta know

>>17737985
He's widely known by most people over 30 in the UK, guy is still in jail i think.

The first thing i notice is buy some better looking glasses frames, probably big round frames just to change it up if those are still popular, there's new collections coming out on shit fast fashion sites like Firmoo and Eyebuydirect all the time. Get something bold.

those frames scream "I want to shrink into the smallest place possible and take up as little attention as possible and this is a reflection of my entire outlook on life"

>>17732163
kek, it's always the eyes. He's got innocent doe eyes. Literal prey

>>17732704
damn, I must be a sexy motherfucker, because I can just take a picture and look good

>>17731999
I wonder which glasses frames are good for people with long face.

>>17734784
Round glasses also aren't made for this type of faces.

>>17731999
Roast me. The glasses are new, I don't like them though. I feel like the Mint mobile logo. I am fat, but I was fatter. 6 foot 2, goal is 190 pounds. Im 235 now. I was 256 a few months ago. My hair is grown out straight from a buzz, I have done nothing to it. I'm open to ideas.

I look more like a fat loser than a chud. I had a terrible underbite growing up, but that was mostly corrected.

>>17735813
you also have to keep it mind that the photo is taken on an ultrawide phone lens, which makes the person looks much thinner than irl
this is why his skull looks so fucked

>>17738395
you need to keep lifting and climbing friend, not looking for people to roast you

>>17738395
You're just a normal guy who looks out of shape. Keep exercising and being mindful of your body and breathing so you can have a healthier posture and views about yourself

>>17731451
>Just get better glasses
>just get better haircut
okay fags can you give me some actual examples instead of vaguely saying "just get a better version of x" as if I wouldn't get one if I already knew what looked better or worse on me?
>just try stuff and keep what looks good you
I have basically no selfesteem so to me nothing looks good on me, so give me some actual examples to improve if I look exactly like the chuds in OP

>>17739093
It seems pretty fucking easy not to go for awful rectangular wire frame glasses that I don't think have ever been in fashion. You'd have to actively seek incel specs out, which I think chuds do because they're scared that glasses which express any kind of personality would compromise their nonexistant masculinity or offend their childish notions of function over form. They're also just generally afraid of drawing attention to themselves.

>>17739115
>which I think chuds do because they're scared that glasses which express any kind of personality would compromise their nonexistant masculinity or offend their childish notions of function over form. They're also just generally afraid of drawing attention to themselves.
You just described me

>>17732179
>>17731582
if you are slavic how you look will depend on your ancestry lineage, slavs are very racemixed and they can look either very asian or very nordic or something in-between

>>17731544
Americans clearly.
The niggerlip is unavoidable over there

>>17739115
>still no examples
faggot just saying "what you are wearing doesn't work now" is completly useless when you refuse to even give a single fucking better option.
>just anything
same as saying nothing. Tell me one actual shape model or whatever type of glasses that you would think would improve the men in OP or fuck off

>>17731451
Grow a beard
Stop being a queer

>>17739217
I can't grow a beard and I'm 28

>>17739210
contact lenses or laser surgery

>>17739246
>duuuuude just wear different glasses
>like what?
>contact lenses or surgery
genuinely kill yourself

>>17739210
Try not being a loser who watches anime for a start. Also I can't help someone who is rightoid enough inside to own the incel frames in the first place, since I just outlined the mindset that would lead to someone owning them. You'd have to fix that first.

Then google one of the hundreds of guides for glasses and face shape on the internet. They all basically say the same thing about balancing out your face.

But since you won't I'll say 60s style browline/ wayfairer/ horn rimmed glasses look good on pretty much everyone but especially ugly guys because they're relatively square to offset soft round features. They also demostrate you give a shit about your appearence and aren't deadly afraid of showing weakness, which looks weak lol.

>>17739271

Or you could just do this >>17739246

Which again makes you faggots mad for some reason thus outing your inner loser and compelling you to look like goblins.

>>17731465
Is this achievable?

>>17738395
Guys can you roast me too i think im ugly

>>17731451
they just need better glasses and haircut and they'll look like chads, just like picrel

If you wear glasses is getting these kind of big round frames a good way to avoid the Chud look?

>>17739379
not ugly
you look like a rapier fighter or one of the three musketeers

in another life you might of stabbed your nemesis with a rapier and had wenches and riches


get your confidence up, go lift, lean into what you are and be happy

>>17739271
>>17731461
>>17731999
>>17734784
>>17736562
>>17738088
>>17738395
>>17739093
>>17739397
>>17739401
Why do so many Zoomers wear glasses instead of contacts? When I was in school wearing glasses was the #1 way to randomly get sucker punched or get your ass kicked by the black students. I needed glasses in the 7th grade and I never ended up getting a back up pair of glasses until I was 20. I never understood why you would wear glasses over contacts?

>>17731451

>>17738395
there's a way you can look good, and it isn't exactly rocket science
>style/cut your hair so you don't look like a balding schoolboy, accept that your forehead is larger than most
>different frames. avoid rectangular shit at all costs
>wear clothes that aren't a size and a half too large, it only makes you look fatter
and finally, the one you know you were gonna hear but likely don't want to hear,
>lose weight
seriously. shed some pounds bro

>>17739495
The last one actually has nice lips despite pointing that out to make fun of him. On a person witch a nicer jaw and cheeks those lips would look amazing.

>>17739293
It is. Read this quote with this music: https://youtu.be/Ok5RBdxCs5U?si=tp_PUGNxxLdoSax9
and 20 sprays of Cool Water:

No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

- Socrates

>>17731451
stop being a skinny nerd with bad politics

It’s over

Stand in front of a mirror and practice smiling every single fucking day
And every other emotion. Do it. Hundreds of goddamn times. Being shocked laughing, angry and so on, everything. Do it until the cool faces become muscle memory

I started doing this in college, I practices faces for literally hundreds of hours, no music, no distraction. And it worked

>>17739523
Wrong you black pill faggot. Literally eat eggs, protein shakes, tuna, chicken with cold shower daily and top some feminine males when they're in doggy position, while they nutsack is hanging.
Your face will change.

>>17739541
What steroids did this poor indian guy take?

>>17731451
>Change glasses
>Get a good haircut
>Lose body fat \ grow up
>Stop frowning like a retard
There we go

>practicing my predator eyes at work
>Anon are you okay? You seem tired
>Is there something in your eye?
>Anon are you high?

>>17739599
Our gear are a fembois sweetish, estrogen filled butt scent, made for impregnation

>>17739599
Our gear are fembois sweetish, estrogen filled butt scent, screams for impregnation

>>17738395
Keep your hair above your ears, but keep the top longer. Glasses look fine, but your shirt looks like a generic graphic tee. Even if you're just hiking, care about how you look. Practice doesn't make perfect, it makes permanent; always be practicing good fashion if you want to eventually be sorta good at fasion

>>17739433
>you look like a rapier fighter or one of the three musketeers
Very fucking on point since im french kek.
Also i know im attractive, i was just singing on the other dude’s quest for sympathy

>>17739523
Idk ive got severe overbite but a good jawline tho.

>>17739541
>cold showers
placebo

You can't change bone structure, but you can absolutely build up the muscle tone around your jaws and shape your face that way

>>17739842
So it works?

>>17739445
Probably a greater percentage of people wear contacts now than ever. The difference is like 20 years ago maybe 10% of kids ended up needing glasses and now it's at least half.

>>17731451
Grow your hair out, lift, stop wearing t-shirts, and smile more.

I know people think its a meme but mewing would fix so many of the chud/chigyu peoples' faces. Or just generally learning how to breath properly. People think their face structure is hardset by genetics, but its directly tied to how your palate and jaw interact as is your quality of breathing.

>>17739401
The chud look is characterised by a long face shape (high y >x ratio) with glasses of the opposite ratio (x>y). This guy's glasses are round/square (x=y) so the ratio of his glasses more matches his face shape ratio hence he is not chud like.

>>17739379
shave your scraggly facepubes and grow your hair longer and you’ll be golden

>>17739985
I was in highschool 15 years ago and it absolutely blew my fucking mind how many of my classmates had contacts. Pretty much every popular girl, and half the boys in my class had contacts. And back then smartphones were only starting out and looking at computer screens was a nerd thing

I bet 90% of the modern generation has fucked up eyes, and society doesnt even care

>>17734755
i think steroids is the only way to fix it honestly

>>17740142
Isn’t mewing bad for you?
I just chew gum honestly

>>17740398
If it doesn't do anything how can it be bad for you?

>>17740406
Different guy. I heard mewing fucks up your teeth

>>17737985
Well, because I'm not in the UK.
If you live in the UK, posting his pictures or his info is punishable offense cause it's "exposing him to harm
Basically, 2 kids brutally killed another kid, once he got out of jail he's been back two or three times for possession of cp and the UK gov keeps having to give him new identities to keep him from (rightfully) getting lynched

>>17738395
you lot always have either no chin or two of them, its over