/fa/ - Fashion

>>17728907
>needing to explicitly state heterosexual
you are gay in denial

looks good for a small infograph, go to /tip/

>>17728907
>A man should only wear 3 rings in his lifetime: A high school ring, an engagement ring, and a wedding ring
Do Americans really?

>>17728907
It fine. Kind of dad-core though, I'd go for jumpers over quarter-zips.

>>17728915
No. I've literally never seen anyone with an engagement ring and your hs ring gets given to your teen Fleshlight before you head out to college and dump it.

>>17728907
ftfy

>>17728941
shit meant to add that ralph lauren is a jew

how to dress like off duty fed

>>17728966
feds are never off duty, baby

>>17728907
Nothing in that pic will ever go out of style, but you'll end up looking boring for the rest of your life

>>17728941
rolex is owned/run by jews

>>17729012
If you need clothes to express your personality your personality is clothes and THAT is boring. Especially after 25 (maybe 30)

>>17729154
blatant lie, rolex was started in the uk and moved to switzerland after ww1, the owner wildorf (sp?) died without children and left the ownership to his foundation, which donates almost all profits to charity

>>17728907
>polo
wagie uniform

>>17729177
polos are still acceptable as a replacement for a tshirt, not really worn outside the house unless you are playing tennis or something

>>17729159
no one needs clothes to express their personality, it's called enjoying yourself

>>17728908
fellow /pol/ack here
it's just that we don't exactly know whats hot in the gay scene rn and we have to ask you
otherwise we'd end up accidentally wearing twink shoes

>>17729180
yeah, or going to fucking work at your shitty wagie job.

>>17728941
This is better, but I disagree with the rolex thing. There are plenty of good watches out there, just get one that you have money for (losing it for example won't be a disaster just a big inconvenience). Also you must have a suit. I would go for high waisted pants with suspenders, but that's not basic bitch anymore I guess.

>>17729237
What would you recommend as an alternative to button up shirts that aren't t-shirts?

>>17728907
>the sweaters
fuckin' blue's clues over here

>>17728907
should be renamed to “how to dress like you’re divorced and going through a midlife crisis”

>>17728907

>>17729181
This actually helped me feel better about myself a lot. Thanks anon :)

>>17729306
this looks like low-quality reddit bait

>>17728907
This shit is the very definition of mid. It's not good by any means but if you're actually a clueless and terrible dresser it's going to be an improvement.

>>17729306
So fucking bad

>>17729215
bro everyone and their grandma wears converse no one will care

>>17728907
>pol
Probably fat and dysgenic will not look good in anything.

>>17729453
dont forget brown too lmao

>>17728907

ditch the jeans, wear chinos or pleated trousers
now go back

>>17728907
>high school ring
tfw fellow /pol/tard is too irrelevant for a signet ring

>>17729306
literal state of /pol/

>>17728907
No, it's very dated. LL Bean clothes are pretty bad these days. Brooks Brothers is awful. Bill's Khakis was sold and is now awful. Quarter zips now have a negative connotation in urban environments due to finance and tech bros. Wolverine 1k miles are not good quality. Bass Weejuns are dogshit. Do not pay anywhere near full price for Allen Edmonds.

Just browse /tip/ instead and ask questions about brands, don't fall for meme infographics. Anyone deluded enough to make one is probably clueless.

>>17729545
Im new - how does one browse /tip/?

>>17729665
/tip/ stands for Trad Ivy Prep general, here's the current one that's up >>17719950

>>17729670
Oh I see, thank you for your help

>>17729181
>seeking enjoyment in online shopping
rip

>>17728907
>/pol/ browser
>Heterosexual
Doubt

>>17728912
unironically you can tell that shirt is way better quality than what you find in stores today lol

>>17728941
Much better

why do impressionable teens on /pol/ comstantly get tricked into coming here to learn how to dress?

>>17728907
looks good bro!

>>17728907
>/pol/ here

>>17730564
Go back to >>>/reddit/ or instagram or wherever the fuck you came from faggot

>>17729453
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>>17730291
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>>17728907
Does anyone actually dress like this hahaaahaah fucking geeks

>Does anyone actually dress like this hahaaahaah fucking geeks

>>17730586
>>17730592
your trying to hard dude

>your trying to hard dude

>>17730586
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>>17730612
When you wake up, do you also think about faggots and trannies?

what ill do is, i'll spam the thread with soijacks so everyone will think i'm in charge. then when they reply, i'll greentext their entire reply in my next post.

>>17728907
jesus christ just wear what you think is cool what do politics have to do with this

>what ill do is, i'll spam the thread with soijacks so everyone will think i'm in charge. then when they reply, i'll greentext their entire reply in my next post.

>>17730630
>>17730644
He's got you there. Regardless, go home poltard

>He's got you there. Regardless, go home poltard

>>17730710
>>He's got you there. Regardless, go home poltard

>>17729280
no alternatives. wear the button up.

>>>He's got you there. Regardless, go home poltard

wait, is this npc behavior, or is this supposed to upset npcs? I have plenty of Wojack ready in either case.

>>17730291
FRESH MEAT. Just enjoy it and laugh. Picture these dorks showing up to the first day of school wearing /fa/ recommend fits while they recite /pol/ talking points to their new classmates and teachers LOL.

>wait, is this npc behavior, or is this supposed to upset npcs? I have plenty of Wojack ready in either case.

>FRESH MEAT. Just enjoy it and laugh. Picture these dorks showing up to the first day of school wearing /fa/ recommend fits while they recite /pol/ talking points to their new classmates and teachers LOL.

>>17730587
Mormons who work in insurance or maybe even at the Chicago outpost offices of the big investment bank firms do still dress like that lol.

>>17730586

Is /pol/ only able to take their political opinions and fashion advice from infographics?

Great thread, guys

>Great thread, guys

>>17730944
Duh, it’s high school and college dropouts that think they’re somehow smarter than everyone despite having accomplished literally nothing. They’re not going to think about anything critically. They’ll just blindly consume whatever they’re told to.

>>17728907
This has to be a troll please be trolling.

>>17731039
sharty booru fage lel

>>17728907
>Oxford button down
Yes
>Polos
Fine
>Rugby shirt
You know why this is wrong
>Khakis
Yes
>Selvedge denim
Definitely not in style and won't develop fades from /pol/tards who sit on their asses all day, but fine
>Quarter zip
Christ no
>White sneakers
Fine, although not sure why it says "leather or conservative" like those are two options for sneaker materials
>Boots
Bean boots are a classic design but currently shit quality, Wolverine is also iffy quality, desert boots are long out of style and Clark's is shit anyway

Brands:
>LL Bean, Ralph Lauren/Polo, Brooks Brothers
Currently garbage and not made in USA
>Orvis
Ok for some things
>Barbour
Sure
>Bill's Khakis
Currently not great, also funny they chose the slimmest and least "classic" cut (M3), though even M2 is super baggy so I get it

Overall outdated, but I suspect that even when it was made a lot of these brands were already shitty, and /pol/tards just didn't know any better.

nothing in OP's image stands out as retarded... except for this. holy fucking shit. unless you want people to think you're literally autistic why would you wear these. the stripes are awful enough but then the bright bright super saturated base colors... oh boy. if you don't take any other tip from fa take this one: USE DESATURATED COLORS BECAUSE SATURATED COLORS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH TODDLERS

>>17732014
the picture was made before you were born, there was a time when rugby shirts were fashionable

>>17728915
I sold my high school ring. It's weird to remember how it felt so important to have it while I was in high school and then I graduated and never wore it again, and I don't think or care about my high school years at all. It was a waste of my parent's money.

>>17732014
Yeah I'm sorry but when I see these I think autism I don't even know why

>>17732091
because brightly colored, and striped polo and rugby shirts are what you would put on a rambunctious kid to be able to spot them in a crowd if the were to run off. I didn't even comment on the OP. Why the fuck would anyone take fashion, or any type of advice from /pol/

>>17732014
that’s the joke, it’s trying to get /pol/cels to dress like Chris Chan. also class ring doesn’t stand out as retarded?

>>17728907
this is the normiest shit that i've seen

>>17728907
>buy everything on ebay
Based ebay enjoyers

>>17729177
Depends on the polo and how it's worn. Oversized, baggy polo with visible undershirt is a wagie hallmark. Slimmer polos without an undershirt is a whole different look. But I personally would get a different brand than RL for those. I like Vineyard Vines and Brooks Brothers.

>>17732091
It is known
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Classic

>>17729159
You’ll look more attractive with a thought out aesthetic regardless. You don’t get a personality from wearing clothes you just draw on your interests to build an outfit to better convey your identity.

>>17728907
This whole thing is just a doom guide to looking chudcore I hope it’s satirical but just wear well fit clothes for a start. Nobody should spend the prices on this chart for any of this it’s all super common staples that can be grabbed in good shape for a 1/6 the price or less at a thriftstore. The rugby shirts are sinfully ugly unless you’re going for a chrischan vibe alongside the fact the stripes may look unflattering depending on your height. The shoe choices are alright but there’s too much brown, surprised not to see things like GATs in there missing a lot. Fleece quarter zips are fine but very boring with the rest of the options. The accessories are just setting someone up for failure, no mention of watches or cuffs idk anyone who even has their highschool ring. It’s all so boring, I hope people in /sig/ don’t actually pass this around I’m gonna have to make one.

>>17732213
no shit man the ring is Chris Chan’s ring

>>17729306
This is clearly bait

>>17729215
You'd only worry about looking gay if you were a closeted fag

How do you guys not get the joke, this js trying to trick poltards into dressing like chrischan