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two drink tickets and plastic classes, choice of soda and booze only.

Bruno mars music. Beyonce music. Backstreet Boys. Love in a hopeless place.

Choice of beef or chicken with steamed vegetables.

Kids welcome. At least one 14 year old kid has to dress in a Ska style suit with checkered airwalk slip-ons.

Matching dresses for bridesmaids. Should look like prom dresses.

Very funny Mc and best man monologues. Many photographs. An inexplicably expensive bad cake.

live laugh love fontbsomwhere.

One quirky thing like giveaway bags saying no we thank you for coming or something.

A random game at some point

>>17705431
Wow you really thought this out.
>>17705426
In a Catholic church.

>>17705431
kek gr8 b8

>>17705426
>no ill fitting suits
>men must get a special exemption if they want to forego wearing a tie
>no modern electronics are to be brought into the venue with the exception of digital watches (no smartwatches)
>smoking OK indoors
>all photography must be on film (I may provide extra disposable cameras)
>about 100 people at most
>no ugly cars will be allowed to park at the venue (carpools may be arranged beforehand, everyone has to check in with me since I don't want ugly cars to ruin the shot)
>body fat percentage limits strictly enforced
>those not drinking alcohol will be relegated to a shadowy and very boring corner of the area

>>17705426

>>17706524
Why allow digital watches? If you’re not going to use a smartwatch, just pick up a self-winding or battery powered analog one. Digital “dumb” watches are shit.

>>17706537
if it existed in 1985 then I'll allow it although obviously if you're showing up at a wedding it's not ideal

>>17706524
I like it.

Are you aiming for a specific year? What do you consider an ugly car?

>>17706786
>Are you aiming for a specific year?
not necessarily a very specific one but I just like old shit and I figure at least at my wedding I'd be able to force people to do what I want, so I may as well take advantage. I'd probably decorate it in the style of something from the late 80s to mid 90s although if some elements from the early 2000s sneak past that'll be OK.

as for cars I really dislike modern cars. I'd consider practically any car made in this decade to be ugly with few exceptions. I still think the Porsche 911 series has stuck with its heritage for the most part, for example.

I'd probably find out a way to book a car service or rent older luxury cars seeing as its a wedding. mid 80s mercedes, stuff like that.

>>17707229
Can I come to your wedding? Are you boy it girl?

>>17707307
>Can I come to your wedding?
maybe
I am a man

Live in the rust belt, but it's 1980 and you still build cars at a GM plant. Married at 26. Church basement. Unlimited Pabst and Schlitz beer. Cheap sparkling wine, Canadian club. Smoking inside. Your best friend gets in a fist fight you send him home in a cab. Everyone gets black out drunk.end the night smoking with friends as the sun rises. Leave in a Cadillac limo with literal cans on the back for honey moon in Niagara falls.

Die of liver failure 3 years later before kids.

>>17706524
My dream wedding.

>>17705426
In a random field like Gerardo Cavaliere

>>17707332
SOUL

>>17706524
You're a pretentious cunt and no woman will ever marry you

>>17707343
Protestant nonsense

>>17705426
Either a laidback beach wedding with everyone wearing white linen or a full on white tie gala. Food is a matter of compromise in cost, really. I’ve been to weddings that had everything from steak to pizza, haute cuisine and sushi and everything was good. That would be the ideal, I guess. Music wise I would like a cellist or an ensemble.

>>17706524
You sound dull as fuck

>>17705426
a big buffet of ketamine and shrooms with all the guests raving in the woods
if you dont want this you will not be my wife.

>>17705426
Nice farm area, don’t care for music, pretty decorations, everyone can have a bit of wine but I don’t want no drink bitches ruining shit, if anyone comes wearing something white of champagne or super light pastels where it looks about white my bridesmaids will be spilling wine on you, kids can come, and have fun ig

>>17707533
>druggie
sorry for your loss

>>17706524
>>no ugly cars will be allowed to park at the venue (carpools may be arranged beforehand, everyone has to check in with me since I don't want ugly cars to ruin the shot)
Only a true loser with no friends and zero awareness of social norms would think this is a reasonable request.

Most of you are homosexualists and won't be getting married anyway right?

It's probably impossible for a gay wedding to be cool or fa though anyway

>>17708933
>gay
>marriage
That's like saying square circle, pure nonsense.

>>17705426
no kids
security detail
valet
only wine/champange served; various top tier labels
white tie event
harp playing during cocktail hour
jazz band follows
beef wellington / veg option
classic wedding dance music; no modern lighting
venue is back yard family estate winery on Santa Barbara coast
150 persons
classic hollywood theme, but trying hard not to make it tacky
Jan 2024 RIP

>>17705431
Comfy

>>17709237
>no kids

Actually I was married in October of 2022 but I already had pictures with my kid in them by February. My father Zack raised one classy dame.