/fa/ - Fashion

>>17672762
>If you were to become a Silicon Valley billionaire, how would you dress?

I would just bang 2 chicks at the same time. Fuckin' a.

I’d fully steroidmaxx like a lot of them do now. Id also dress like a Roman emperor or something

>>17672769
You can't, they force you to become a pedophile.

>>17672780
>they force you to become a pedophile

The horror. Wow. I would hate that. Hope nobody forces that upon me. They're gonna send me in a room with a bunch of really young girls. Urgh. My, ahem, nightmare.

>>17672769
I'd commission versace to make me a new wardrobe every season.

>>17672780
>He doesn't know who he's talking to

>>17672800
Kinda gay bro when you could be having the seggz.

>>17672801
They gonna force me to bone young chicks, it's horrific!

>>17672762
>"humble" Steve Jobs glib facsimile
the man wore issey miyake turtlenecks, some of the most expensive new balances one could get, and had a special 6-month reoccurring lease term with his local benz dealership to repeatedly issue him new SL coupes so he never had to legally drive with a license plate on his car in california

especially being stupidly based on that last part, he lived in atherton, the most expensive zip code in america

he dressed modestly in appearance but he was kinda ballin in the kind of way only billionaires can (aka the opposite of newmoney)

>>17672803
I'll fuck bitches while wearing a silk versace thong so some other bitch can tongue my asshole while I'm balls deep in some fat booty hoe's asshole.

>>17672824
Breh 3 weeks ago I was smoking meth while some latino prostitute was tossing my anal salad with her tongue

shit was cash as fuck

>>17672762
+ (tailored to the individual) high quality cotton white/blue dress shirt with cutaway collar, unbuttoned and without a tie
+ (tailored to the individual) high quality grey wool dress pants
+ high quality black leather dress belt (no 'genuine leather' bullshit etc.)
+ high quality black leather dress shoes (no non-GYW glued-together abominations)

>>17672762
born as and become are 2 very different lives. the humble is larp for the former. i (you) would likely be more flashy/worldly leaning having experienced hard work, advertising, entertainment, government, public school, legality and simultaneously blind to the inner workings of the spiritual plane and what really matters in life. me, i would go with humble core out of simplified decision making, quiet reserved wisdom, general fitness and mobility.

>>17672822
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What do these mean?

>>17672762
I would just go into Harrods or some other high quality store and pick up things I like. It would be cool, not caring for a price for once.

>>17672762
I would dress how I currently dress but have everything handmade

>>17672762
Um... you know... like... a rapper... but not a big shot... more like... I don't know... maybe a... Soundcloud vibe... or something like that.... if that makes sense?

>>17673052
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>>17673034
Keep in my mind you gotta attend conferences and board meetings.

I would dress like the bad guy from Resident Evil 4

you know you can wear different things at different times, right?

Matrix/techy of course