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The highest caste in society are always clean shaven. Shave and stop being a pleb.
Protip: Use a safety razor

>> No.17537665

>>17537644
Need an organic shaving cream

>> No.17537671
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17537671

>>17537644
Wrong.

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>>17537644

>> No.17537683

Yes poltard we know you're mad that you're effeminate.

>> No.17537691
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>>17537644

>> No.17537708

>>17537683
Post you're jaw

>> No.17537738

>caste
Namaste

>> No.17537786

>>17537671
Literally looks like a child wearing his dad’s hat with a fake beard

>> No.17537845

>>17537644
But I’m a blue collar worker with no desire to larp as some macaroni dandy faggot

>> No.17538016

>>17537644
Russia, Mongolia, all them Chinese fu man chu mustaches to the ground, vikings, the great American beards of the 1800s, Cuba, etc

>> No.17538021

>>17538016
>Cuba
Or see Spain. Suleiman/Ottomania, Barbarossa...
I think what you meant is Italians can't grow beards.

>> No.17538023

>>17537644
Highest of them all is a Tzar and a Tzar is always bearded

>> No.17538029

>>17537786
>there's always one
Dan keeps winning, you stay fumin. his mexican hooker story got pulled from my surface web, if anyone has it that'd be sick.
>>17537644
it's important that you learn to shave using a safety without shaving cream. get a sampler pack (fuckin awesome purchase honestly - took me years) and if you keep at it you'll save a damn pretty penny. it also encourages you to keeeep shaving, as it's easier the sooner you get back to it.

>> No.17538955

recommend me a good safety razor that is not owned by a woke company. i do not want gilette

>> No.17540120

>>17538955
Look at Muhle and Merkur Futur safety razors

>> No.17540127

>>17537644
Well, there's actually a precedent for bearded king because back in those days of cutthroats family politics having someone use a knife on the hair near your throat was a big risk

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>>17537644
You are wrong. I bet you don't even own a codpiece.

>> No.17540142

>>17537671
How much does he pay to do these photo shoots?

>> No.17540150

>>17540120
>Muhle and Merkur Futur safety razors
my god theyre so expensive

>> No.17540808

>>17537644
is it true?

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17540886

The only downside to being bearded is the risk of fungal infection. Other than that it will improve your look, especially if you are 30 or older. If you can, grow a beard.

>> No.17540962

>>17537644
i ca't shave every few days. it's exhausting.

>> No.17541173

>>17540808
in certain periods of history and civilisations, yes. romans, 18th century europe for instance

>> No.17541187

>>17540886
A lot of people do look better clean shaven. Not everyone looks the same. And no I do not care about the bullshit caste larp that OP is on about.

>> No.17542177

THE LOWER CASTES OF SOCIETY ALWAYS BELIEVE THAT FACIAL HAIR, OR LACK THEREOF, IS A FACTOR OF SOCIETAL STATVS.

PRO DATVM: NOONE CARES.

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>>17542177
>NOONE CARES
Think again

>> No.17542188

>>17542186


THINK WHAT AGAIN?

>> No.17542190

>>17542188
The TSA cares

>> No.17543236

>>17537644
no I'm cavemanmaxxing

>> No.17543279

>>17537644
What's a good electric razor to use?

>> No.17543684

>>17537644
is there a better way then shaving to remove shaft hair before getting sucked.

>> No.17544307

>>17537738
ikr, this board is curry af and it shows

>> No.17544325

>>17538029
Lol isn’t he completely bankrupt, on roids, and short

>> No.17545372

>>17537644
wish I could grow one in the first place you bitchass nigger

>> No.17545400

>>17537671
Dude’s a LARPer who has to pay those girls to be next to him lmao

>> No.17545486

>>17537644
what if I'm bald, OP?