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>>17388939
Not on this machine but I have this

>>17388939
yeas

>>17389171
>when you're highly autistic but dad's rich

>>17389171
Is this a decent umbrella? I was thinking about a new one

>>17389104
you're gay but you know that
PSP is retro now so no longer as sweaty as carrying around a switch would be, same goes for DS
phone is good
no idea what that card is

>>17389171
This seems to be an old one as it doesn't have the two Vacheron Constantin's

>>17388939
with just one key, you could remove the keyring.

>>17389314
>gay
:|
the card is my bus pass, though I usually use my phone. The battery sometimes dies though so I just carry a card so I can go home

>>17389486
Does your name start with an R? Just curious.

>>17389171
Realistically speaking how does one achieve this aesthetic (without wasting Daddy's money)?

>>17389644
Get money and then get things. Plenty of what that guy has in his "EDC" can be substituted.
Also, consider narrowing it down to things that you actually care about and need.

>>17389644
It's not that simple. That aesthetic implies brain damage, and one doesn't get rich with brain damage.
Besides, you can't really tell whether that person is actually rich or just autistic. The rich people I know wouldn't post a veritable trove of items, unless they're autistic they'll care about... well, stuff they care about. For instance, a friend of mine's "EDC" is a watch ranging from 44k to over 300k, a gun ranging from 2k to unobtanium, a ragged wallet I've seen him use for over a decade, and an iPhone so old it can't be updated to use apps anymore. Probably model 5 or 6. With a cracked screen.

>>17389104
>no guns
>no knives
>no keys
>just gay electronic toys and plastic crap
What's it like being a domesticated faggot?

This kelty sling bag is the best purchase I've ever made. My autism has room to breath now. I haven't been called a fag to my face yet either.

>>17389814
>tfw no autism bag
My pockets are heavy bros

Work edc

>>17389909
>that derringer
lmao, can't imagine a less practical every day carry

>>17390014
Why? It's a safe and easy pocket carry that will put a couple huge messy holes in someone at very close range. It's convient and practical, since I don't live or work in a basketball city.

Can someone explain to me the reasons for the various meme items commonly seen in EDCs? Because they make no sense to me, I literally carry just my keys, wallet, and phone.

>gun
This one makes sense, but as a nogunsbong sadly I don't have one. But I never see any holsters posted so I'm convinced it's a larp and you'll never use it.
>knife
Do you really think you're going to defend yourself with a knife? Or is it for opening tins of beans or something??
>Lockpicking tools
Is this for if you get locked out of your house? Are you a burglar wtf?
>fountain pen and fancy notebook
fuck you don't write anything, and even if you did you wouldn't dare mess up the clean white pages of that expensive notebook, post your book motherfucker, it's blank!
>lighter
I never see any cigarettes posted with it, which would surely be something someone would want to brag about in their EDC so I'm convinced this is a larp as well
>torch/flashlight
where the fuck are you going that you'll need to be seeing in the dark, and just use your phone.
>multitool
I can almost understand this, there's always the possibility that you might need a screwdriver or a bottleopener or some handy tool on you.... but you're not gonna use it, you paid far too much for it and wouldn't dare scratch it just to help someone unscrew something

>>17390030
I'm a fan of keeping a Derringer as backup too but why the trigger guard? I know it can be removed but still. I'm comfier with a modern replica of a Model 95 in .357, no trigger guard to remove and quite effay.

>>17390030
what if you miss both times though? just seems weird to carry something with only two bullets as opposed to like a small revolver or something

>>17390092
If I'm not mistaken that derringer is actually chambered in shotgun shells (410). It's literally only meant to be fired point blank at someone.

>>17389773
>one doesn't get rich with brain damage
/biz spawned a cesspool of degens, they funded another ocean on onlyfans careers, tiktok enabled a nation's population worth of coombrain to collect advertising and sponsorship. Memory based intelligence isn't even a metric anymore when you consider America's last 30 years of media elite including the acting roles for presidents.

>>17390030
It's not a terrible idea to only run one of those, buy definitely still avoid nig areas ofc. Personally I bought a .45 pocket pistol someone shilled me.

>>17390092
NTA and NTDerringer but a Model 95 is easier to shoot than a snubby because the barrels are longer. Reliably does the job @ 7-10 meters in the A (= center mass area in the targets we use) as opposed to a 1 1/2"' snubby which starts flinging shit in B (=limbs, lower abdomen) and even C (=miss unless the the bad guy is morbidly obese) at 10 meters.
Also it's just a backup gun in my case.

>>17390073
bro, EDC is just tumblr for turbo autists - usually weaboos.
of course there's lots of meme useless shit, the goal of this thread is to post a nice pic with a bunch of intricate inspector gadget paraphernalia to share their hobbies/interests without actually saying typing it out

>>17390030
There's cooler pocket carry options.

>>17390157
That derringer will actually fire.

That shitty Beretta will not.

>>17390102
You're talking in buzzwords while picking on autists who got money. I hope that you're at least self-aware.

>>17389773
>buying good things that you are interested in = brain damage
You sure about that bro?

>>17390073
it's larp, welcome to 4chin and more importantly to EDC

>>17390202
What I'm sure of is that twisting my words into something I've never said is laughably pathetic.

>>17390191
Yeah, I don't think you know how reliable "shitty Berettas" are. I fired a M1915 in 7.65x17 from WW1 which had been exposed to the elements, and by that I mean extreme exposure, having been retrieved at 2200 meters over the sea level (meaning under several meters of snow at the time), and it worked perfectly. Even the original cartridges found in the mag fired, except for the one that had been in the pipe (the primer was visibly corroded so we discarded it). All it needed was derusting and lubing.

>>17390073
>gun
This one should be obvious
>knife
Tool. I use it for work every day. I have a different knife that a sometimes use on the weekends to cut food at picknicks when I take my family hiking.
>lockpicks
Don't know, don't carry them. I would imagine for a property manager or something it would be useful if some tweaker changes your locks or whatever.
>fountain pen and fancy notebook
Don't know, don't carry. Normal cheap notepad works fine for me. Maybe its some kind of hobby?
>lighter
I don't smoke, but I use a lighter to set heatshrink splices at my job. I keep it in my pocket because otherwise my coworkers steal them out of my toolbox.
>torch/flashlight
Easier to use for looking inside machinery than a phone. Also I can clip it on my hat if I need both hands free.
>multitool
I use it every day at work. Faster than walking back to my truck to get a tool I forgot.

I dunno man, I think there's a lot of larping going on, but also people do a lot of different things for work or fun.

>>17390085
I've considered removing it, but it doesn't get in the way, I can shoot just fine even with my work gloves on.
>>17390092
Philosophy of use. If I'm at a long enough range that I might miss, I'm better off maneuvering and escaping the engagement.
>>17390110
Yeah I have plenty of other weapons too. I just don't feel the need to carry them every day.
>>17390157
That's nice. This derringer works fine for my purpose though, and I've seen a lot of broken Berettas.

i'm no nobullychan but i'm trying damnit

>>17390360
>this is the best white men can do in 2022

>>17390157
>.22 Short

>>17390425
Just noticed that, big kek.

>>17390621
What's wrong with .22 Short?

>>17390624
nothing, don't waste your time on nogunz

>>17389644
Nice DAC, cool pen, the pencil/eraser shit is a little much unless you have an everyday usecase for them like for job/school etc. Feel like pen is enough for 99% of situations

>>17390073
Personally regularly use a knife 6 days out the week for work, comes up fairly often. Probably better than nothing in a life or death, especially since there's wild animals where I live. Personally carry a tanto pocket knife since stabbing would probably be the most useful action in self dfense. Heard that bringing a knife to a fight increases your risk of dying dramatically if you don't have training, except with karambits which are effective without training and difficult to get them taken from you cuz finger hole. Maybe they're not as autismo as they seem.

Notebook is a little silly, but I keep a pen on me at all times and find myself using it about 3 days out of the week or so. Don't have a fountain pen, since it seems like a hassle to take care of, but they are effay, I do have a nice heavy sleek ball point tho.

Lighter cuz I'm paranoid about needing to start a fire in a uncommon situation. Sometimes my friends need a lighter and I'm the cool guy that comes in clutch.

Torch is pretty stupid, re: phones. Multitool is kinda dumb, either at home with tools, or if traveling have tools in my car soo no use case.

Don't carrya round lockpicks, but if you ever needed one it'd be epic, it is pretty autismo tho.

Anyway there's all my opinions no one asked for

>>17390624
Goofy rimfire target round for punching paper, specifically designed for minimal penetration.

>>17390725
>Personally carry a tanto pocket knife since stabbing would probably be the most useful action in self dfense. Heard that bringing a knife to a fight increases your risk of dying dramatically if you don't have training, except with karambits which are effective without training and difficult to get them taken from you cuz finger hole.
Are you the legendary King? >>17389139

>>17391401
Is that a rimowa phone case? I thought they were aluminium but that looks plastic

>>17391404
Ye, there are multiple: plastic colored, plastic transparent (iridescent) and the plastic/aluminium one. I didn't like the gray plastic frame of the aluminium one, was too clunky overall.

>>17391411
I see, I got a aluminium cabin luggage by them, don't really like how their shit scratches so never got a bigger one or the phone case, but yeah the plastic ones looks allright

>>17390360
ID on the bag?

I’m still looking for a edc flashlight like the archer pro but saw it had a proprietary battery any ideas?

>>17391822
Just get a streamlight like a normal person.

how the fuck nobody got airpods in this thread. how will people know you're hip otherwise?

>>17391860
don't post bait

>>17389104
You embarrassing fagg-
>LocoRoco on the PSP
I kneel.

>>17390725
>Torch is pretty stupid, re: phones.
Enjoy destroying your phones battery, i guess.

>carrying a flashlight <2000 lumens without a glass breaker
ngmi

>>17392010
My phone with flashlight on drains battery like 5% an hour

I wish I could carry a gun around so I could have the ability to kill people and also be a cool gun man :(

>>17389644
Id on those earbuds?

>>17391613
acronym 3a-8ts
discontinued, but the 3a-13ts is basically the same bag just a little smaller. bagjack has similar, cheaper bags.

>>17388939
Did... did you edit out the biting on your key?

>>17392562
Shure KSE1200s.

They're electrostatic IEMs, so they sound much clearer than regular earbuds. They require their own amplifier and battery to power the electrostatic drivers which operate at 200 volts (for comparison, the battery in your phone/media player probably runs at less than 5 volts so you couldn't really just plug into that to power them).

I guess that's the downside, though. You have carry around an additional battery and amplifier to listen to music.

>>17392646
Sounds very autistic.

>>17389644
The moth is very slick I like it.

>>17390360
>Pocari Sweat
Based

>>17392733
>Sounds very autistic
spotted the poorfag

>>17390360
>william gibson
based

>>17392524
It also damages it AFAIK. Though, i needd to check it up.

>>17389814
w2c gondola keychain

>>17392897
Sounds like bullshit

>>17393088
Kommandostore but it’s sold out atm

>>17394199
Where is your phone

>>17392540
same
it's over

>>17396801
In my hand

>>17394199

If you carry anything more than a wallet and a phone you're autistic and will never have sex

>>17397244
i too leave the house without my house keys to avoid being an autistic virgin

>>17397244
But I have a girlfriend and we make love every couple of days

>>17388939
you carry a goddamn book around every day?

>>17388939
its over

>>17397383
what else are you going to do on the train?

>>17397393
only plebs ride public transit

>>17397408
If you don't have a private jet then only have that opinion because your transit is shit.

>>17397244
Nice b8, m8.
I have a wife and children, and carry a bunch of stuff.

>>17397244
>if you have a residence or a car or a job you will never have sex