/fa/ - Fashion

>>17316221
>those sneakers
>sleeves too long
>casual pattern shirt with formal black suit
>that hair lmao

>>17316221
desu as a wedding guest you're not going to be the focus of the day so you're not going to stand out as terrible. That being said, the fit has issues. In order:
1) You need proper leather shoes. Get something like the Allen Edmonds Park Avenue in black
2) The shirt is too casual for your suit, and the sleeves aren't long enough (should be poking out like 1/4" from your suit jacket sleeves). Solid white is the easiest bet.
3) Wear a tie. White pocket square would be good too but not necessary.
4) Black suit isn't a good choice for a wedding, it's the funeral color. Navy, grey, or dark grey would be better.
At the very least, get dress shoes.

>>17316221
Need more info. What are you expecting from the wedding? Is it going to be very fancy and formal or a bit more casual and fun? Who will be there and how do you expect they'll be dressed? Are you going alone or do you have a date? How well do you know the other people who are going?

You have the worst articles of clothing I ever seen put together.
It makes you look like a school shooter pedophile that is trying to fit into a formal setting. So you can imagine the level of failure you achieve through this set, I'm going to say that a guy with plain jeans and a white tshirt would look better than you for a wedding.

>>17316243
>What are you expecting from the wedding
Food and alcohol, mostly
>Is it going to be very fancy and formal or a bit more casual and fun
Casual and fun, they asked to "come as you are" so I don't want to overdress
>Who will be there and how do you expect they'll be dressed
They're all good friends since high school. I know at least one of them is coming in a gray suit, white shirt with no tie, and the groom wants to see what I look like in a suit.
>Are you going alone or do you have a date
Alone
>How well do you know the other people who are going?
Most of them are friends, I don't know the family

>>17316273
>I know at least one of them is coming in a gray suit, white shirt with no tie
he will mog the living shit out of you

>>17316258
A school shooter OF pedophiles?

>>17316258
Or a pedophile who shoots up a school to rape the dead kids?

>>17316273
>I don't want to overdress
>wears a black formal suit
what did the retard mean by that

>>17316221
Michael Jackson at his rape trial vibes.

>imagine someone like this comes to your wedding

>>17316221
perfectly fine. everyone is eventually going to be too shitfaced to remember wtf you wore.

>>17316221
1.It's a wedding, not a funeral, drop the black and get a tailored suit
2.Get a haircut
3.Get a tie
4.Get a pocket square
5.Get some leather oxford shoes

>>17316273
>they asked to "come as you are"
that means business suit

>>17316221
look like you're going to shoot up the place

>>17316221
do NOT wear those fucking Converse shoes with a suit, holy shit. please just do not. wear proper leather dress shoes or don't go at all
if you're not going to wear a tie then unbutton another button up top, you look too stuffy with that shirt buttoned up like that.
jacket sleeves are too long but it's not a deal breaker, 90% of people who own suits don't bother to get the sleeves the correct length anyway
lose the glasses and get contacts. those ugly frames aren't doing you any favors with that long hair. makes you look like a school shooter pedophile

a professional virgin

>>17316238
A wedding IS a funeral.

>>17317603
ok chud

As a guy that used to have long hair, you've gotta cut that shit down man. Few guys can pull off the look and you're not one of them. If you have to ask yourself whether you pull it off, you don't pull it off.

>>17316221
is this what the majority of /fa/nons look like?

>>17317639
his problem is his hair looks so greasy and gross. it's totally flat from the grease. there is no volume, no nothing
>>17317367 was right. OP is a professional virgin

>>17316224
>>17316238
>sleeves too long
>sleeves aren't long enough
why would you ever listen to 4chan, just don't outperform the couple, nobody will pay attention to you lmao

OP here, just wanted to let you know I've read all of your advice and ignored it. Mostly because I didn't have the time or money to buy different clothes. The only thing I changed is the shoes, I didn't have dress shoes but I have some leather shoes. I'm leaving in 5 minutes to shoot up the place.

>>17318129
just stay away from the flower girl, you sick fuck

>>17316221
Amazing hair, nice if somber fit, and could you show us the necktie also, if you're planning to wear one?

>>17316273
if its really just that casual you could show up with a dress shirt and jeans, no suit necessary

>>17317685
Retard, one poster says the jacket sleeves are too long while the other says the shirt sleeves are too short. Addressing either would fix the issue OP has, but I agree with the anon saying the jacket sleeves are too long since that's something you can actually fix at the tailor.

holy fuck how can you be this ugly

>>17316221

Don't go for everyone's sake please

>>17317639
What a stupid mindset.

>>17316221
Kys faggot

>>17318461
>t. long hair virgin

>>17318461
lol he's right you look weird af

>>17317603
*sips* hehe yep

>>17319519
Omg???????? My life is over?????? What am I gonna do Anonymouse said I look dumb ??????? Omg??? Crying and sobbing????????????????

>>17316221
never ask for advice on 4chan like 90% of these faggots dont even go outside

>>17319527
People that are confident in their looks don't seethe with these whiny bitchy replies

>>17316221
You look like a lesbian

>>17319550
looks like MJ

I don't get it why people "dress up" for marriages, my parents are getting maried next month and i will show up in my normal casual clothes

>>17320863
most retarded shit I've ever read

>>17316258

Brutal, but not incorrect.

>>17316221
Are you trans? You look like ellen page detransitioning

Bruh look at this dude

>>17317677
volume is gay

Bro you look like the school shooter from degrassi

OP here again, you were wrong. Everyone loved the outfit, and I didn't look out of place or anything.

>>17322791
Not like you had much competition.
>clip on suspenders with a belt
>>17322701
That guy looks /fa/ though.

>>17322791
big W

>>17322791
holy shit do americans really?

>>17322833
I'm in France

>>17322932
my condolences

>>17322791
based.

>>17322791
Hey Anon. I am glad you had a good time and everyone liked your outfit. I also hope you learned that /fa/ is full of fucking idiots. I've posted outfits here that people have called shit and faggy, yet when I wear them out I get compliments all the time on. This is as a short, bald man too. Trust your instincts, Anon!

You look fine, like a nice guy who will be fun to drink and party with. The autists here have never been invited to a wedding so don’t worry about it.

>>17322791
Hard to believe a professional virgin like OP wasn't the worst dressed person there

>>17322791
Ah, you should've clarified that you were attending an American wedding. You fit right in.

>>17322791
>man hands in green dress
>(you)
>belt and suspenders and a vape
>fats and bad footwear
shocking that you weren't the worst looking

>>17323746

fucking kek

good job though OP. did you have fun?

>>17323982
>an American wedding
>in France

What did she mean by this?

>>17322791
lol, not looking out of place while looking like that really isn't a flex as you think it is

>>17323697
OP's outfit is objectively bad, not a single right thing about it. People here weren't harsh enough

>>17320887
You're retarded, retard

>>17316221
No outfit in the world can change that face.

>>17316221
Are you the bride?

>>17316221
I think you would look better with a haircut

>>17316221
hilariously chuddish

>>17322791
>clip on suspenders
>a belt
lock that man up

>>17322791
is that paisley or small leopard print on the guy with the suspends + belt? leopard would actually be pretty sick if the dots were that small but whenever you try to look for one online it's always tacky and huge print, anyone know w2c something like that

these >people are on this board and roam outside
what the fuck

>>17317603
soulful boomer joke, anon. have a (You)