/fa/ - Fashion

>>17240645
your best bet to deactivate jealous women would be get married and have kids.
then you aren't really competition anymore.

>>17240645
99% of men are coomers so its not possible to dress a way that they won't still notice, but really any top similar to that pic that doesnt show any cleavage would at least keep some of the coomers with some dignity from ogling you

>>17240652

But what if your proportions are similar to the picture? Pic is not me but similarly cartoonish body type. Does look like a bad or no bra though.

>>17240657

Breast reduction is your only option at that size.

>>17240657
B R I G H T O N

>>17240707

I'm sorry, what?

>>17240657
Just show them off and make other roasties jealous. Go christina hendricks mode. Being /fa/ is just ugly cope anyway. Asians all have to dress crazy becauae they are virtually identical anyway.

>>17240657

What's your bra size?

>>17240786

30M

>>17240645
God, who cares. Just own your gigantic mammaries, trust me. Every man is attracted to you and every woman is jealous of you. And insecure wmen will fuck with you, but consider it a badge of honour.

>>17240788

That's not "big", those are mountains.

whats her @

>>17240645
Have you tried oversized or baggy clothes?

>>17240870

Baggy sweaters are ok I guess in the winter when it's cold enough to wear layers.

>>17240880
Post bobs please redeem maam

>>17240645
impossible to know with no visual information on size and shape of the booba as well as their relation to body (proportions). it's just NOT possible

>>17240740
tinytrip

Wear Yohji

>>17240993

I don't want to post a picture of myself on here. OP is pretty close as far as body goes. Google 30M and use your imagination.

>>17240645
>god gives you amazing boobs
>you cover them up, thus denying his gifts
You're going to hell blasphemer

>>17241030
If you want to humble brag about your saggy boobs (gravity punishes you harder than wenches with smaller breasts), do so at /soc/ or wherever else you come from.

Sage and godspeed, cunt.

>>17241030
Post bobs and vagene with blurry face please do the needful

>>17240645
I'll hide them in my mouth for you, no one will notice.

>>17241030
are you doing this for modesty reasons?

>>17240645
Lovely and fresh shirt

But potbellies are such a thing too.
A status symbol.

Frankly more clothes should draw attention to potbellies to accentuate them.

Breast wrap with a Tucked in tailored button up. You could start with an overized button up as base.

make sure that the closest button going around the Bust isn't contouring. The band area also shouldn't be sinching in the waist, possibly just draping down from the chest.

or this essentially. 34L

>Nooooo, people look at my boobs

You'll just have to accept it or never leave the house ever.

>>17241231

That can't be 34L. What is that, British?

>>17241105

That and security stuff. I've had friends post things online and it doesn't go well.

>>17241228

Thanks, that's helpful.

>>17241261

How old are you?

>>17241337

18

>>17240660
Fuck off.

>>17241371

What would you wear at school?

>>17241385

Online classes. Yeh, I know.

>>17240645
A poncho.
Or a tent.

>>17241249
Shes massive, bud

>>17241231
holy shit, that's impressive knowing what she looks like naked

>>17241042
also this, piss off

>>17240788
mommy.. jokes aside i think Uniqlo U t-shirts may help with this

>>1724123

Where'd the boobies go?

Saying breast reduction is an option is kind of like saying getting bogged is an option for your face.
Women that get those regret it, often suffer long-lasting pain and their tits aren't usually just smaller afterwards: they look shitty too.

>>17241261
good. In any case don't constrain your booba too much as it is supposedly linked to limf node inflammation and cancer. Just wear a dress that's not tight

>>17241727
Breast reduction is a sure way to damn yourself to hell. Same with abortion. There is nothing more beaitiful than a mother with children and giant tits.

>>17240645
The best way to I've seen to hide them is with baggy t shirts or shirts.

I know a girl who used to only wear baggy shirts and I really didn't think much about it. But I found out she had quite a sizable pair when she dressed in a tank top.

>>17241727
Also breast reduction lead to zipper tits

>>17240645
If you have a thin waist, go for skinny pants and baggy/square shirts. Straight lines are a friend.

Now if you're fat, just go be fat somewhere else. Fat women doesn't have big boobs, they're FAT. That's the main characteristic. The boobs are a side effect.