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17183787 No.17183787 [Reply] [Original]

Has anyone else seen this trend in their area? I've definitely noticed it, and I can't say I'm a fan of it one bit. In my honest opinion knee-length shorts are fine, but start going too much above the knee and things just look awkward. All three of the example photos look very awkward in my opinion. To me man thighs just aren't fashionable, period. I'm aware they are sitting in the photos, but it's still too much man thigh for my taste.

>> No.17183802

>>17183787
>I'm aware they are sitting in the photos, but it's still too much man thigh for my taste.
You're so gay, lol.
I couldn't care less if some guy is wearing short shorts.
If you're getting aroused by it (or try to repress your gay thoughts and then become uncomfortable about it), it's your fucking problem.

>> No.17183806

>>17183787
It's mostly not for your eyes, faggot. Women can like men's thighs, just like how they can like any other body part on men.

>> No.17183829

>ewww, men tights are ssooo disgusting, sistas! That's not how i like my men! Let me show you a collage i made from my personal guy legs folder.

>> No.17183828

>>17183802
Why you gotta come on with so many insults? I just simply don't think showing that much man thigh looks good.

>> No.17183833

Shorts were pretty damn short in the 70s/80s, y'know.

>> No.17183838

>>17183806
I was just giving my personal opinion on it. I just don't think it looks good. Not that I think guys should only wear what I think looks good, though. Sorry if it came off that way.

>> No.17183839
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>>17183828
What's your reaction when you see pic related?
>1 Cool leg lock!
>2 Oh these legs! I got a boner!
>3 Boner why? It makes me uncomfortable.

>> No.17183848

My shorts are regular fit so they don't look THAT slutty. There's definitely some juicy thigh when I sit down tho.

>> No.17183864

>>17183848
That's why I always do the "sitting down test" with every pair of shorts that I buy. I don't like to show ANY man thigh, sitting or standing.

>> No.17183874

>>17183864
Chicken leg lookin pussy ass nigga

>> No.17183881

>>17183828
>Why you gotta come on with so many insults?
I didn't insult you, but you having problems about what other guys wear is your problem.
The only "indecent" male parts are genitals and ass, that's it.
Go to a cobstruction site and tell them you get hard by looking at their "slutty" short shorts and their tights.

>> No.17183883

>>17183833
Doesn't mean we have to go back to that ya know.

>> No.17183925

>>17183838
Women love my legs Im not trying to please you

>> No.17183930

>>17183925
Fair enough I guess. If women like it who cares what another man has to say, am I right?

>> No.17183938
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the whole point of wearing shorts is to provide maximum airflow.
shorter is better.

>> No.17183944

>>17183930
Now you get it. There's no such thing as a "slutty" outfit for a guy or "showing too mich thighs" as a guy, unless you're gay and sexualize other guys, in which case your opinion is not wanted by these other guys either.

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https://youtu.be/Aam04_Y7iV0

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>> No.17183993

>>17183963
>>17183981
>>17183988
I unironically can't find a new utility shirt. Better to get military surplus I guess

>> No.17183999

>>17183787
I wanna feel up the guy on the right.

>> No.17184014

>>17183993
Look for safari shirt.

>> No.17184057

>>17183787
The style is great but imo il agree it’s not for sitting around. Shorts like the cut a bit above knees are for active dudes or if your out walking around shopping hiking ect. If your just gonna go sit at a table or around the house it does imo not fit and looks weird

>> No.17184091

>>17183787
That’s because they’re sitting. Those are prob 7 inch inseam and perfectly fine. You move better and it looks better if you aren’t fat. I play sports too so only wear 7 inch inseam or 6

>> No.17184094

>>17183833

Those were too short, like three inch inseam even. Where we are now is good.

>> No.17184103

>>17183999
He has some streamlined sneakers I’d like an ID on

>> No.17185375

>>17183787
above the knee, always. get in shape.

>> No.17185489

>>17183802
>>17183806
>>17183829
>>17183833
>>17183839
absolute cope, go back to your gym and wear as much streetpants as you want, it's disgusting, i feel like i am in bathhouse and everyone is eating nuts with beers, don't you fucking have a good pair of light wool or linen pants? kys

>> No.17185490

>>17183787
rightmost is a faggot fruity bottom sub boy

>> No.17185529

>>17185490
based if true

>> No.17185547
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im fine with it

>> No.17185820

Shorts that don't go above the knee are for insecure men with tiny weak quads. Real chads wear short shorts to show off their sick tree trunks.

>> No.17185830

>>17185547
how can you even compete with that mfker? look at his hammer

>> No.17185835
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>>17183787
That is just getting back to tradition.

>> No.17185872

>>17183787
Quadlet detected. Get in the gym faggot

>> No.17185877

>>17185872
correct take
>>17183787
stop being disgusted by people's bodies. 5" inseam is the best inseam.

>> No.17185888
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>>17183787
You're gay.

>> No.17185919

>>17185835
how i'm tryna be

>> No.17185923
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>>17183787

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>> No.17185942

>>17183787
post face

>> No.17186461

>>17183787
Shorts like this are so much more aesthetic than ugly baggy over the knee shorts. Mens thighs were meant to be shown

>> No.17186540

>>17183787
the (gay)punks were doing it so the hipsters started doing it
the (/fa/) gays were doing it so now the yuppies are doing it.
im sure the new gen of gymbros love it, to show off their gains

i do it cause all my gay punk friends do it....

whats up with the bikeshorts exposed under short shorts trend? thats so /fa/

>> No.17186558

>>17186540
>the (gay)punks were doing it so the hipsters started doing it
actually i think this one may be reversed*

>> No.17186570
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im trying to find pics of beer bellied 35-45 year old black/brown guys wearing oversized jorts. halp

>> No.17186766

>>17183963
can't unsee the mog

>> No.17186860

>>17185547
hot

>> No.17186881
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>>17183787
Short shorts are classic and high test.

>> No.17186943

>>17183787
You do realize every guy in that pic has shaved legs, right? That makes a big difference when wearing shorts.

>> No.17186958
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>>17183787
Short shorts are classic and high test.

>> No.17186961
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>>17183787
short shorts on men have and always will be effay

>> No.17186965

>>17186958
why does that one guy look so gay

>> No.17186993

i never skip leg day so you will see these fucking quads

>> No.17187249
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>> No.17187255

>>17187249
Based. If you're wearing shorts that cover your knees, or God forbid go past them, you might as well just wear pants. They're called shorts for a reason people.

>> No.17187257

>>17183787
yep I definitely noticed it. it's mostly a zoomer thing tho

>> No.17187262

>>17187257
Based zoomers. Can't wait for them to finally rise up and put an end to the m*llenial fags and their cringe tastes.

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>>17187257
Trends come and go, but saying that zoomers are responsible for mid thigh and above men's shorts is ridiculous. Men have been wearing "short shorts" since the fifties (minimum). This thread is full of examples. And here's another: rugby players have worn them and keep wearing them (although they've gotten slightly longer as of recent decades. You can still buy traditional length though). Soccer and basketball players used to wear them too, but they pussied out of that (functional?) style for some reason.

>> No.17187434

>>17183787
It’s so disgusting Like it’s sexual harassment I don’t want to see your gross body

>> No.17187449

>>17187434
Hit the gym and do some squats. We are all going to make it.

>> No.17187461

>>17187434
says the ham planet in the sundress

>> No.17187620

>>17187434
Bait. Get a life.

>> No.17187892

>>17185489
Rent free

>> No.17187906

>>17187620
Indre Gelzinis is for real frfr

>> No.17187913

>>17183838
We dont wear that to please you you harpy. We are queens, and we don't need no man. Euh, woman.

>> No.17187974
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I'm down with the sickness, as they say
If you've got it, flaunt it in their faces

why hide those glutes you've been crunching all winter in the gym?

>> No.17187976

>>17187913
*kings

>> No.17187979

The west is collapsing.

>> No.17187980

>>17187434
t. chicken legs
Hit the gym.

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>>17183971
aesthetic af Rhodesian military core

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>>17187255
>shorter past the knee in wool

Literal classic "Schoolboy short pants" (in wool)

>>17187268
This. Rugby is prime example of tradition.
Popular shorts inseam infograph "guide" (for some guys).

>> No.17188019

I wear under the knee "shorts" because I have ugly hairy chicken legs

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>>17188002
5" inseam is best. as it gets closer to your knees you will start to look like doug

>> No.17188174

>>17183829
lmao

>> No.17188181
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me on the right, anything above the knee is for people that can't hit a grito and shave their legs (maricones).

>> No.17188194

>>17188181
You three definitely fuck each other in the ass

>> No.17188204

>>17188194
>says this about this
>>17183963
>>17183971
>but not about this
fa has truly fallen on dark times

>> No.17188207

>>17183787
Men do not wear shorts unless they're at the beach or the gym.

>> No.17188220

>>17186965
It's from a gay movie called fire island, I think(I don't fucking remember the name), all of them are faggots who suck dick.

>> No.17188455

>>17187249
this. if you guys just the hit gym you wouldn’t have ugly legs

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>> No.17188486
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Men shouldnt wear shorts at all

>> No.17188538
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>>17183938
admiring the airflow on red top rn

>> No.17188760

>>17188207

It's hot as fuck here in the south and I'll wear shorts almost every day of the year unless there's snow or ice.

>> No.17188772

>>17188760
Absolutely this. Fuck your fashion rules. I'm going for comfort when it's bloody hot out.

>> No.17188781

>>17188485
He should be forced to wear pants just to suffer. Fuck you, Henry Rollins.

>> No.17189017
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>>17188181
Osea que los pantalones cortos que llevan los hombretones del rugby son para maricones, pero llevar calcetines hasta las rodillas no lo es? Tiene sentido bro

>> No.17189032

>>17183993
REI is the way to go

>> No.17189058
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5" is the ideal inseam length

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>> No.17189079

>>17189058
5" inseam is based af but only for /fit/ guys who hit lower body, quads hammies calves glutes or looks fuckin retarded with chicken legs tbtfh

>> No.17189101

Any pics of guys with really hairy legs?

>> No.17189155

>>17183839
gay af two closeted roidheads thats my reaction

>> No.17189169

>>17188482
>>17188485
>Posts an actual faggot

>> No.17189209

>>17185872
> Quadlet detected. Get in the gym faggot
What should I do? Squats ?
I only have access to dumbbells and a bench.

>> No.17189274

>>17183787
Need more delicious twinks walking around with glistening smooth legs

>> No.17189299

>>17189209
Lunges, split squats, pistol squats.

>> No.17189316

>>17185547
Looks like a fat cameltoe

>> No.17189423

Men's shorts should be short. Men need actual summer clothes, clothes that make them as cool as possible during summer. Foids liking it or not doesn't matter.

>> No.17189472

>>17188002
too short and too long on this chart are the best looking ones
Suck me

>> No.17189501

>>17183787
It's extremely faggy looking and I hate the trend, but luckily it seems to be mostly zoomers and faggy hipster millennials.

I have no idea how the "don't skip leg day bro" faggotry made it into real life but god it's annoying. Short shorts are gay as fuck, I prefer mine just above the knee so probably around a 9 inch inseam or 8 at the shortest.

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>>17188760
>>17188772
>What is linen
>What is seersucker

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>>17183829

>> No.17189897

>>17183971
looks so natural on gigachads

>> No.17189924

>>17183787
Yeah, one of my friends always wear one of these. I live in really hot place so I suppose these help hinder cloth heat, but how is one supposed to make this /fa/? Trim their leg hair? Use a long sports soccer? There's potential but it's not clear

>> No.17189987

>>17187993
Looks natural and good on Rhodesians, looks faggy and homosexual on these literal poseurs.

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>>17185872
This.
It looks good if you can properly fill out the shorts and have some leg hair.

>> No.17190453

>>17187993
>>17189987
>"Imitation is sincerest form of flattery"

We can't all be Rhodesian gigachads

>> No.17190495

>>17183881
go to a construction site with these gay shorts and you get killed with bricks

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>>17189987
>South Africans
>posers
That's classic boer clothes
https://kevdieenglesman.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/boer-attire-the-lowdown/

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>>17190495
I wear shorts at work year around, even winter.

>> No.17190553

>>17183963
>>17183981
>>17183988
Rise too low/ improper size

>> No.17190580

Based anything at knew length and below might as well be a skirt or something especially if they're baggy

>> No.17191127

>>17183828
>>17183829
>>17183881
>>17183787
>ewww, men tights are ssooo disgusting, sistas! That's not how i like my men! Let me show you a collage i made from my personal guy legs folder

*So many sensitive or indecent male bodily parts visible and suggested, give me my smelling salts, Mary!*

Max Kek

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>>17183787
I want to show off the results of my squats for the past year. I think it looks good if lanky or buff.

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>> No.17191406

>>17183787
someone don't tell OP the 80s exists

>> No.17191646

>>17185830
By being ready to fuck again a few minutes after. John Henry there absolutely decores all of his partners like a pineapple.

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>>17190495
tradies love wearing stubbies. what are you talking about?

>> No.17192014

>>17190509
these are not raping your skin though, completely different shorts than the ones you retards are talking about

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