/fa/ - Fashion

>>17126666
Get thee behind me, Satan
And use lube this time

>>17126666
unless you're walking out of your home with a mask and a oxygen tank it literally doesn't matter

>>17126666
It's not more harmfull than the detergent you use on your clothes.
You're not supposed to put it on your skin.

>>17126666
I liked Sauvage and this was after trying a variety of niche frags. I don't
see why you'd want to be a hipster contrarian wrt the olfactory. As a construct it exists entirely in your head and retards you flex with online. Irl something either smells good or it doesn't and I like Sauvage BECAUSE it's a simple normalfag friendly frag.
m I also subscribe to the idea that because of it's relative ubiquity (along with Tom Ford) that people may subconciousily associate me with people they've met who wore it.

I'm not above brand whoring and in fact I embrace it Satan

>>17126666
Don't care, pussy juice i get from wearing fragrance is more harmful

>>17126666
Are you one of those guys who claim you can grow a new pancreas with the power of sheer will?

>>17126666
Frags like in your pic, yes. Niche fragrances, no.

>>17126708
>people may subconciousily associate me with people they've met who wore it.
the pajeets and rapists

>>17126870
Do they? I always imagined they
simply wear the cheapest likely fake "summer" mall kiosk spray (because they work at said kiosk and try to rape my sanity everytime I walk by them). I'm surprised more pajeets don't go up in flames considering how much scented alcohol they spray on their 110% polyester dress shirts in obligatory neon colors that appear to be painted over a
plastic garbage bag cut either way too big or too small for them and paired with distressed denim in a STYLISH mix of buisiness casual groping that does the needful everytime (the needful is their need to report to a police station as a person of interest)

You know those slutty "formally dressed"
women you see working around major financial centers in metropolitan cities where actual rich men work? I want to wear what she thinks those men smell like in her head when she puts on pantyhose, heels, whatever shirt makes her tits look the best and those pencil skirts that are too short and too much fragrance/makeup herself.

I always imagined that rapists smell like dial soap mixed with mild tracksuit BO and the faint smell of cleaning supplies

>>17126912
>I want to wear what she thinks those men smell like in her head when she puts on pantyhose
then you should be wearing terre d'hermes or creed aventus, or maybe some tom ford frag. sauvage is not something rich professionals wear, it's a basic bitch club bro's fragrances

>>17126912
Forget all the Sauvage, Aventus, Bleu de Chanel. Just go with Bois Imperial.

>>17126870
this. i hate being a fag like that but if a fragrance is too popular i wont use it as often as i would use a niche brand that non enthusiasts probably never heard of
>sauvage, versace eros or prada l'homme
people will just think of every sandnigger they ever met

>>17126691
?? Ove been told my whole life cologne goes on the skin

>>17129321
yeah it does, this guy doesn't know what he's talking about. a lot of cologne is supposed to react to the heat/oils of the skin

>>17129321
>>17129326
it is just that in recent years many of the chemicals have been found to make skin more sensitive in sunlight which can cause damage

i think that is the main fear, so wear sunscreen and a hat or scarf when out of doors in the heat of the day, problem solved

>>17126666
Copped Tom Ford Noir de Noir. I don't know why the fuck I thought it was a good idea to get 100ml bottle. 50ml would've been fine fuck me I spent extra $$ unnecessarily.

Anyways, I do enjoy it a lot. Constantly smelling my wrists in public and shit lol.

>>17129444
good choice

>>17129365
What a faggot. Eat the bugs.jpg