/fa/ - Fashion

that's cause the beard is groomed gaily

>>17102908
Why don't you join my podcast on next Monday and call in so we can chop it up eh, plugged in beta?

beard or no beard, shaving your head is cope. you're still trying to hide the fact that you're balding just like some faggot who wears a wig

if you were actually confident, you will let your hair grow out and embrace the horseshoe

>>17102908
Once you shave your head you lose a significant amount of your attractiveness
Baldness is ugly for 99% of men

>>17104047
>t.

>>17104054
lily | she/her | transbian | anarcho-communist

>>17104054
right let's ignore that guy's main issue is his face. he'd definitely look like an attractive model if he just shaved it off.

retard

>>17102908
doesn't this fag claim he easily gets laid with hot chicks or at least gets plenty of opportunities?

apparently he's only 5'10 even though he looks taller on camera? if that's true, no way is any decent-looking woman going near him

>>17104047
>if you were actually confident, you will let your hair grow out and embrace the horseshoe
Did I hear someone say "embrace"?

>>17104113
yikes...

>>17104272
that good huh?

>>17104113
You haven't even started balding yet.

>>17102908
this. bald people should just wear 9/10 facial features instead of a beard.

also hair.

>>17102908
Kek, calling Rich Cooper a faggot shows me that OP is a femboi, twink, roastie or jew. His content is exclusivly for straight males. Don't watch it if you get triggered, lmao.

>>17104113
Your hair is absolutely fine, you retard.

>>17102908
Jealous plugged-in beta. Hate only comes from below you. You wish you were like these guys.

>>17104415
His shoes are bad as it gets, kek

>>17104415
>it's a /fa/, /fit/ and /biz/ meet up.

>>17104415
Of course Rollo "I love my bass boosted voice" Tomassi wears all black with square tipped shoes.

>>17104415
that guy cheating with roids tho

>>17104058
his main issue is obviously the hair you fucking moron. He looks like buffalo bill. He would look normal to good if he shaved that shit

>>17104113
If youre taking pictures of yourself from this many angles you need something to do. Stop staring at yourself in the mirror and learn something new

>>17104424
Yep

>>17102908
yo mistah white

>>17104513
When you cut your own hair you need multiple angles to see what is going on to judge if you are making an improvement or making it worse.
Also lets me compare how good of a job barbers do.

Honestly, going bald is good if it causes /fa/ to seethe since everyone here is spiritually gay and has never stuck their dick in a woman, including me bro, really makes you think.

>>17102908
They are the reason why I am clean shaven for three years now. Beard became beta and the epitome of faggotry.

bald people should be killed

>>17102908
how can you not like it

>>17104510
this delusional

that's an unattractive face and he would look even worse if he was skin bald. like a creepy thumb

>>17104355
Na, he's a loser pretending to be something he's not.

He can't get laid with hot chicks. He can act like a badass all he wants, but the fact is the vast majority of women find him gross.

>>17104054
>>17104830
he needs to go skin bald, grow a bear and then get buff into a "sven" mode.
its his only way to look good unironically.

Two men with amazing handsome facial features

One is bald but tall

The other is short with amazing hair

Both chads in every other respect


Who can win the heart of more women?

>>17104961
please answer

>>17104113
You look fine but not even close to a horseshoe

>>17105261
the horseshoe is obviously later down the line but it's coming

>>17104113
nigger you ARE NOT balding, you retards are so insecure self conscious faggots, I never seen anything like this

>>17105277
I literally have images a few years ago and seeing progressive receding and thinning.
That hairline is not what I was born with, that hair density on the top is not what I had before.
I don't know why baldfags are suddenly so exclusive about their club.

>>17104113
My Tsar, you live

>>17105308
How does he get his beard to that shape?
I understand the mustache is just grow it out, brush it to the side and use wax to keep it there.
But what are you supposed to do to the beard to get it like that?

>>17105282
There's a difference between maturing, receding, balding and bald. It's normal to get a bit of thinning as you age, until you get to Jude Law levels then you might have to worry.

>>17104961
>>17105252
give exact heights of these two lads. short and tall are subjective terms.

5'10 is short for my nationality but tall/average for others.

>>17105405
>There's a difference between maturing, receding, balding
Okay, lets put it this way then
By what metric do you decide it's "balding", where is the threshold?

>>17104961
it depends how short the guy is.

if he's 5'10, i can see him doing better than a 6'2 bald guy

but if he's 5'6, no way

any diffuse thinners here? #2 and #3 buzz cuts used to look really good on me in the early stages of hair loss. Not anymore. :(

>>17105420
if you see a receding hairline they are balding.
don't be a pedant.
norwood 2

>>17105434
tell it to these guys >>17105405 >>17105277 >>17104298 not me

>>17105317
What do you mean? It's just a normal beard.

>>17105444
compare pic related, to this>>17104113
If you just grow out your beard, it wont have that shape. I'm starting to wonder if he grew it out then waxed and brushed in backwards to have that volume and tidiness.

>>17105420
Once you start getting a bald spot, it's balding. Simple as that. Distinct from the receding hairline.

>>17105455
So the crown going bald for example? But let me guess thinning doesn't count?
Also if your hairline receeds up to your crown, still not balding? hmmm?

>>17105454
My brother in christ he was the tsar of russia, he probably brushed the blood of serfs into it each morning to keep it full before he went for a nude dip in the neva river

>>17105466
OK fine, if your hairline recedes in a straight fucking line so you have a sixhead then yes you're balding. I don't know what we're even arguing over anymore, most men who start balding get both a receding hairline and a bald spot on the crown, I can't think of anybody off the top of my head whose hair just went backwards.

>>17105468
>My brother in christ he was the tsar of russia
Well yes, I expect he had 6 handmaidens groom his facial hair before going out into public . That doesn't explain how it was groomed into such a fine piece though.
Having that knowledge could be useful for events where I am to be more presentable.

>>17105317
>But what are you supposed to do to the beard to get it like that?
It's genes. If you beard isn't dense enough it won't look like that no matter much you grow, brush, and trim it.

>>17105470
> I don't know what we're even arguing over anymore,
Apparently the high bar one must pass before being allowed into the esteemed club of balding R US.
>I can't think of anybody off the top of my head whose hair just went backwards.
I'v seen some in my life time, where it just recedes and recedes all the way back over the years. Certainly not the most common way to go.

>>17105490
Not so. You can cut and trim a beard to hold a certain cshape more naturally without any products.
You can also grow out more length, use wax and brush back and in on itself. So you end up with a lot more hair and thus density.
I theorizied this might be what is done which would explain some of his beard directions and tidiness, but waxing my beard seemed to be a big overkill.
While what I have right now is how it will sit without any kind of product or effort.

>>17104424
underrated

>>17104580
its really just a hand full of lookism fags but they are very loud
the same kind of people who go on fit and try to convince people to stop exercising

>>17105421
5'10" is not short
Lets make the bald guy 5'10"
And the short guy 5'6"

Now what happens?

>>17106499
Lets say the five ten bald guy is the op pic
The five six guy is justin bieber but no one is famous

>>17104834
He's white & middle aged, makes good money. He probably gets laid regularly.

>>17104834
false

>>17106499
>5'10" is not short
are you from a 3rd world country? 5'10 is below average here in the Netherlands.

>>17106499
>5'10" is not short

average zoomer height is 6'3-6'6 where I am maybe, if youre malayasian or egyptian 5'10 is tall

anons, i need to know
will this become a decent beard? pic taken 48 hours after last shave.

>>17106899
48 hours is nothing, you need 2 weeks to 4 weeks to see babys first beard growth.
But by the looks of it you have a chance at facial hair growth.

>>17106897
>>17106765
Yeah thats a few parts of europe
Most of the rest of the planet is far shorter
In the US only 15 percent of men are over 6 feet tall

>>17106897
Tall men are attractive
Tall women are not
Anything over 5'9'' is pretty awkward and mannish

>>17107079
>Tall women are not
>Anything over 5'9'' is pretty awkward and mannish

I respectfully disagree. All the tall volleyball girls at my college were hot as fuck. Most of them were 5'10 or above.

I love long legs. Mia Melano is 5'11 and a former NCAA volleyball player before she started riding dick on camera.

>>17104113
that's not balding, you turnip, that's a perfectly normal hairline.

>>17102908
weird fuck doesn't even look human.

there's nothing more annoying than shaved head + glasses + beard.

if you're a bald faggot, you gotta lose at least one of those

>>17107381
again do you think thats the hairline one is born with?

>>17105454
Do you brush the tip of your goatee forward or something? My beard naturally looks like Nicholas's except the sides may be very slightly thinner and I have bald spots under the bottom lip.

>>17107708
>My beard naturally looks like Nicholas's
picture?

>>17107712
Sorry, not posting myself on the chinz.

>>17107720
anon, cut out the background, cut out anything above your upper lip, leave just the beard you are talking about.

>>17104961
Face is so important that both will slay unless the short dude is something ridiculous like <5'2"
I guess environment might make a difference. Like short hairy chad might be better at picking up arthoes in his uni classes while tall bald chad will have better luck in nightclubs.

>>17107729
Someone have the version of this chart that includes "the madman"? (clean shaven everything except the eyebrows)

>>17107752
The Coomer.

>>17107776
The Coomer has a beard are you dumb?

>>17107918
I don't see a beard.

>>17107973
Thats Coomer Man and not The Coomer (which is a wojak), besides he does indeed have a stubble and unlike "the madman" no strong eyebrows

>>17108065
Fair enough, Coomer loremaster.

>>17107084
Cunt looks like a fucking bog, dude.

>>17104830
he's above average by any reasonable metric and you're a mentally ill tranny retard

>>17107729
I'm going for the virgin cope since the average Redditor most likely gets more pussy than the average gay in the mind 4chinner.

>>17107729
we need to keep adding to this

i have a visible horseshoe but i still grow out my hair. I don't give a fuck and most women my age don't either, especially given that I have a lucrative career.

>>17108349
Just for you

>>17108773
>tfw am slavic and do that look

>>17102908
literal onions dysgenic phenotype
fertile chads show off their good genetics

>>17104056
kek

>>17102908
OP is a baldy who cannot grow a beard

problem is that when ur bald with a beard u end up looking like every other baldie with a beard.
clean shaven or stubble is a great option if you have solid facial features.
if u wanna switch it up I would recommend something like a beardstache or stubble goatee ala what The Rock is sporting.

>>17108773
tfw Statham was always a "Fuck it" king.

>>17108185
How exactly lol

>>17104113
That is a MANS HAIRLINE, that ALOT OF PEOPLE WILL GET WHEN U GET 20+ AND NOT COPE WITH FINASTERIDE.
>But ur at norwood 3 and will probably be bald at 50. But thats cooler than copium for the (((doctors))) that give you poison.

>>17107381
Thats balding LEL

>>17104113
Post more pics

>>17109970
Why and what kind?

>>17107752
This one?

>>17110057
aspiring to be the chad dad one day.

A reminder that if you look like shit with a shaved/buzzcut head or a receding hairline you are already ugly and you should stop trying

>>17110118
You are not ugly because you're bald, you are ugly because you are ugly no shit Sherlock

>>17110015
more of ur hairline, wanna compare with mine my tsar bruddah

>>17110123
Not exactly sure what you want to see, so I guess have this.

>>17110118
I would play for the other team just to have a go at Mikkelsen, fuck me.

>>17110057
yes! thank you so much

>>17110118
uh...

>>17110286
exactly, the dude would still look bad even if he got his hair back

>>17104052
I can see how it makes men less attractive but if you're bald it's not the end of your life.

I started buzzing it all off with a #1 guard during the lockdowns. Then, when I started working for a new company and going to the office, I was a bit self-conscious about the way I looked.

The first week some HR chick left her number on a post-it note on my desk while I was taking lunch. So apparently I'm still somewhat attractive to women.

You don't even have to be like Jason Statham, just don't be fat and take care of yourself like you always would if you had hair anyways. I promise it's going to be alright in the end and after a year or so you get used to it and it becomes a normal part of your life.

If you're young it makes you look more mature in the workplace and people place more responsibility on you, some even assume you're a leader, so it's definitely beneficial to your career as well.

We're all gonna make it.

>>17110286
him being fat as hell is doing much more damage than being bald

>>17110915
I think about this alot

>>17104047
>you're still trying to hide the fact that you're balding
shiny bald head is super obvious compared to merely shaved head, are you stupid?

>>17110915
I'm genuinely confused, what is this saying?

>>17106765
you are from a third world country lol

>>17111850
I think it's showing how the younger, pouting face mogs the hell out of the older, goofy one despite rocking a horseshoe. Also British teeth

>>17111251
what are you going on about retard? if your hair is skin bald, the horseshoe isn't as visible

>>17111251
what are you going on about retard? if your head is skin bald, the horseshoe isn't as visible. if hair is buzzed, the contrast between hair and skin is more obvious

>>17102908

>>17108514
>>17108514
>>17108514
go the Tony route

>>17111915
even if you straightrazor your scalp, the hair folicles will still be there and there will still be some matte to the skin.
plainly obvious next to the shiny chrome dome of actual baldness.

there's no hiding actual baldness.

>>17111850
it says 'axe the monarchy'

>>17107728
My beard looks like that, I just put my hand on my face and drag it downwards while closing it the closer it gets to my chin, I do this hundreds of time trhoughout the day.

>>17112421
picture of said beard?

>>17112428
I don't even bother anymore, for some reason the mods just ban my IP range

>>17111915
>Nooooo i can't let people see my horseshoe!
My god you slapheads are the most insecure people on the face of the planet.

>>17112430
???

>>17112432
that was my point. the guys who wet shave every day to try to hide it are the most pathetic.

i just buzz my head once every 2 or 3 weeks. I don't give a fuck. it takes 2 minutes and it's hassle-free.

>>17102908
this looks cool though

>>17107084
That woman has a nice ass for sure but is not very attractive to me

>>17102908
>maybe if I simp for women enough they'll notice me: the look

>>17105454
he trims it to get to that shape brother
just grow it out and trim it like he does
short fade on the side
thick in the chin area
taper throughout the chin

>>17104663
I just realized, Walt may have start this bald head soibeard trend. These retards start becoming ubiquitous around 2012-13, when the show was coming to an end.

>>17110118
Inspiring, anon. Buzzed it and didn't look back for like 5 years. Tried to grow it out again only to discover a big bald spot growing in the back. Never been happier tho I do still have dreams of finding that I have a full head of hair.

>>17110636
it's rare to read something on this board that is motivating and not some demoralizing bitter incel shit

>>17113750
dwayne "the rock" johnson laughs

The combo of bald head, glasses, and beard looks really bad.

I actually have that look right now. I think I'm going to shave the beard. It's way too hot for full beards anyway.

>>17111850
A common cope from people when you point out the "oof" factor of this dude's unfortunate hairline growth is:
>N-no, he didn't look hotter because he had more hair back then, he just looked hotter because he was younger!
However, simply by swapping the hair he once had with the dome he has now, you can clearly see that it's not just his younger face that made him look good, it was mostly the fact that he had hair.

For most people (not even just women), when it comes to rating how attractive or cool a guy looks, full-head-of-hair vs. bald/balding/receding is the #1 most important factor. Even a 5/10 face can be saved by a full head of hair, or completely ruined without it.

>>17110118
some of the guys in this collage are norwood 0's. The grey of their hair is still shaping their face.
I agree with you, but you collage is flawed with the norwood 0s in it.

>>17115551
>This combo is really bad
>i have this combo
Why do we do this to ourselves?

The only way to bald is long hair, slick back maybe slicked back and to the sides, and let the sides and back go wild and curly. Looks great. Has helped me pick up quite a few 18 year old hunnies. Before it was boring short hair widows peak. Now it's slick and looks cinematic

>mid/late twenties
>balding
>not even horseshoe

Maybe it's the unhealthy live I've been living for the past year, but I am just balding on the crown and my hair was already thing. So if I left it, I'd just look like Dale from King of the Hill. I was going to cope buzz it all off in the winter and go no beard. Just work out and embrace the ugly.

Do I just kill myself? Pic isn't me but close enough

>>17115584
>For most people (not even just women), when it comes to rating how attractive or cool a guy looks, full-head-of-hair vs. bald/balding/receding is the #1 most important factor. Even a 5/10 face can be saved by a full head of hair, or completely ruined without it.

(citation needed)

>>17115756
If you decided to go the meds route, your balding pattern would be very favourable to regrowing most of what you've lost. Generally speaking people with thinning can recover more hair than people who are mainly receding.
It's understandable if you don't want to risk the side effects though.

>>17102908
I can't stop laughing at how funny he looks. He literally looks like a thumb with glasses and a beard.

Just grow out your hair and stop looking like a faggot. Why are you trying to hide the fact that you're balding at that age?

>>17104663

The beard, wrinkles, glasses and the casual formal attire make it work so fucking well. Probably a peak example of how an otherwise average looking man can stand out and be unique.

That biker-esque full beard paired with a bald head is fucking gore, literally nothing can salvage it

>>17104113
>Did I hear someone say "embrace"?
>embrace

This is some actual embrace you pussy ass faggot three musketeer-looking weasel bob-head

>>17110118
>A reminder that if you look like shit with a shaved/buzzcut head
>>17117179 here, pic related is me a couple of weeks after shaving it, can I make it?

>>17117194
Drake?

>>17117211
>*checks foreskin*
nope, still intact, ain't a jewish halfbreed from Canuckistan

>>17117194
You look like you're a norwood 0. go fuck off somewhere else

>>17102908
fucking weird-looking faggot looks like a cartoonish finger.

most guys look like shit without any hair and you're really just an insecure beta trying to hide your balding. you might as well wear a wig.