/fa/ - Fashion

Post wrist shots. In trade school rn learning about binary code and logic circuits, wearing my cooking watch. I half want to get a new one because of how fucking disgusting this one has become

If a $300 replica is 90% of a $10,000 watch, what's the point of buying a gen? Save your money for other shit

>>17052530
A genuine watch holds value. A replica loses all of it's value as soon as its unpackaged.

my humble collection

>>17052530
If all you care about is how it looks then go right ahead

>>17052536
Not if I sell it as genuine to some idiot on C24

Suggest a watch for me.
> Your budget
2k max
> Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot
Not picky as long as it's eyecatching. I want dial that's mindblowing.
> Movement, e.g. automatic, hand-wound, quartz
Automatic pref.
> Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd-time zone
Date is important but not a must.
> Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet
no pref.
> Wrist size or desired watch size
no pref. I have baby wrists but big forearms so can playaround with sizes. The watches I own are casio Gshok solar, apple watch, old beat-to-shit speedmaster, and a golden day-date rolex, probably the fakest rolex known to mankind since I found it outside a holiday inn in brazil.

>>17052538
What brand is that diver?

>>17052543
Loool good luck

>>17052545
that chart is retarded

>>17052530
Exactly what i told my mom when i brought my new gf home.

>>17052560
How new are you?

Give me go anywhere do anywhere watch ideas that don’t just look like explorers or aqua terras from the case. I’m aiming for under $5k hopefully around $3k
Qualifications are
>water resistant doesn’t need to be a real diver though
>bracelet but not integrated
>no dive bezel
>can pass as casual, sporty or kinda dressy
I was thinking of the nomos ahoi. The tudor bb36 is also great looking, but the dial is boring and the watch shape itself feels very generic so it falls under the explorer esque umbrella

>>17052546
>2k max
go big or bust

>>17052530
If all you care about is how it looks then you're a cock sucking faggot.

>>17052538
You should invest in dandruffs shampoo instead of watches.

>>17052565
I've been here longer than you.
Anyway, stop posting that chart. The whole part about "ultra luxury" especially is retarded.

>>17052566
You can get an Aqua Terra for 5k

>>17052566

>>17052576
>The whole part about "ultra luxury" especially is retarded.
Poorfag rant.

>>17052582
Yea, but it feels kinda generic to me. I’ll get one eventually but for now I want something i see less of.
>>17052583
I like the color accents on this one and I like gs because its under the radar for nonwatch people

>>17052566

>>17052594
Sir, it looks like a $15 watch to be honest

>>17052592
Theres a black one also. Case shape is interesting, it checks a lot of boxes for me. They make a GMT with that case also.

>>17052538
I like that diver

>>17052583
The only Grand S O Y K O i ever liked. Still, just a Seiko, tho.

>>17052602
I like your mom

>>17052607
You wouldn't. She is a fat bitch.

>>17052547
VanBanner, a Canadian microbrand.

>>17052562
I'm sure the crown is a little larger on her than on a gen gf

>>17052603
"just a Seiko", lol. literally the best and most known brand outside Rolex

>>17052546
Seiko Sharp edge series maybe? Or a Presage with a porcelain dial?

>>17052617
>literally the best and most known brand outside Rolex
Tell me more.

>>17052584
You don't get it, retard
>Chopard, Piaget and Bvlgari are in 3 different categories while being direct competitors (jewelers that make watches, with in house movements) with similar price points that start around 15k
>Cartier has 2 lines : the quartz shitters that sell for 3k MSRP and the haute horlogerie that competes directly with VC and Breguet
>speaking of that... VC and Breguet don't belong in the same category as PP (you can buy a Breguet, you can't buy a Patek)
>Richard Mille doesn't belong in the same category as PP (you can't buy a PP but you can at least get your name on a waiting list... the only way to buy a RM is to be initiated to some occult crap)
>Jaquet Droz, Ressence and all of these meme brands should be in their own meme category (along with PF, GP, etc), they have nothing to do in "ultra luxury"
>Van Cleef & Arpels should be in the same category as Hermès, Dior and LV
I could go on and on for pretty much every watch brand on that chart. Nothing makes sense in that gay chart.

>>17052631
I think it's Rolex, Omega, Casio, Seiko, Patek and then the rest.

>>17052560
>>17052576
>>17052634
What a long text just to say your anus is hurting.

>>17052617
The average person in the western world has never heard of Seiko in their life

>>17052631
outside of the anglosphere nobody know about Omega lol

>>17052652
maybe in the ghetto you live in

>>17052652
>>17052653
So, how is living in the ninteen seventies?

>>17052656
idk you tell me because you think that because some american "landed" on the moon wearing Omega everybody in the world know this fact and familiar with brand, kek americans live in a bubble

>>17052651
Explain how I'm ass blasted.
Do you unironically believe that this Van Cleef & Arpels 7k quartz shitter belong in the same category as a 60k Patek with in house movement that sells for 3x its MRSP on Chrono24?

>>17052508
I keep seeing that watch posted here every now and then. Context?

>>17052664
Their orrery watch does as does the new one with flowers opening to tell time and their paris watches. Do you honestly think a quartz patek 24 belongs with that

Good four watch box for under $100 or so?

>>17052673
OK, now please make a concise point instead of offering an example without context.

>>17052576
How have you been here longer than me and haven't seen that troll chart posted in everythread.

>>17052664

I have two personalities

This…

and this…
>>17052508

>>17052697
why two crowns?

>>17052543
C24 will hold your money until the buyer confirma authenticity via a watchmaker or ad
It’s not stockx

>>17052662
You, chimp brain.

>>17052699
Ears

>>17052701
people who seriously consider buying a rep are differently wired in their brain, you will never make them understand buying a gen.
compare it to trying to explain some backwards arab that its not right to slaughter his sister for going to work, or some redneck from alabama that its not okay to fuck his sister and make her have the inbred baby.

you will never get through to this people, their brains are just wired differently

>>17052543
>Thinks he is smart
>Sells fake as a genuine in Chrono24
>Police catch his stupid ass
>Gets raped in prison by people of african heritage
>???
>Profit

>>17052705
*their brains are just wired stupidly.

>>17052705
>compare it to trying to explain some backwards arab that its not right to slaughter his sister for going to work, or some redneck from alabama that its not okay to fuck his sister and make her have the inbred baby.
Why should I lie to them?

Reps are for poorfaggots who dont want others to enjoy things.
the satisfaction of owning a rep is not the craftsmanship or anything similar - its literally destroying the brand for the others.
thats all there is to it.
you see them here sometimes talking about how stupid it is to buy a genuine watch if you can get a "good" rep for 1/10th of the price, thats because they always have to compare themselves to the people who own the real thing.
for them, the fact that their rep-buying lessens the preceived value of the real watch, is a big, if not THE most important part of owning one.

so let me tell you: if you come here and say
>The existence of fakes harms honest watch buyers who own the real thing
the repfaggot will immediately conter with something like
>OH SO WHAT LMAO THESE RICH IDIOTS DESERVE IT!!!
because well... for the repfaggots, harming the real brand is a very, very important part of the rep experience.

>>17052715
Unironically this.

how many points apply to your main watch?
for me: 0 (zero)

>>17052715
Interesting. Never thought of it that way.

Give me one reason, just one, why not to cop this

>>17052683
Your sock drawer.

>>17052720
>ETA movement
Oh no, my hublot….

>>17052731
You'll be mocked by down children.

>>17052731
there is none, please but it and show us

>>17052691
There's virtually no demand for this. It would also be a terrible investment, that piece of shit must loose its value faster than a Nomos lmao

>>17052720

Overpriced but I like it. If they swapped the rose gold/copper colour for silver I would buy it again though

>>17052731
Invictas are future classics. First they'll go entirely out of fashion and many mechanical ones will get discarded as getting them repaired won't be economical but a few decades later they will be regarded as the most iconic watches of the first quarter of the 21st century. They'll be highly collectable, especially amongst a new generation of SEA watch collectors, with the most obscene and morbidly oversized limited edition models fetching exorbitant prices. Unironically the best long term investment pieces in the market.

>>17052731
It's ugly.

>>17052653
I like some Omega but you have to admit most of their designs are made to pander to the average American retard.
For example that piece of crap screams "American boomer visiting Europe" to me. It's over-designed, from the fat gross case to that hideous bracelet. Way too much shit is happening on that watch.

>>17052762
But I will die of a heart attack in five years

>>17052779
i like the seamaster but i hate the bracelet.
what were they thinking?

>>17052752
the people that buy retarded shit like this dont have to worry about value retention like poorfags

>>17052792
Poorfags don't give a shit about value retention, this is why they buy Nomos, Omega or Tag Heuer.

>>17052761
This is nice, ref?

>>17052800
It's an a1000

>>17052530
Watch is a 100% symbolic purchase.
Thus any replica is 0% of genuine's value.

>>17052813
These people only see the thing for it's physical appearance, they can't understand the symbolic.

>>17052524
I just got this fun shitter.
Post disc watches

>>17052788
It’s actually really comfortable and the extension is great, if it only tapered it would be perfect.

>>17052702
650 million? so like 10% of the worlds population wow crazy

If I’m selling watches on eBay what’s to stop me from sliding my cock and balls all over them?

>>17052800
A1000MB-1BEF on sale right now in a few online stores

>>17052863
It was ~18% of the world's population at the time you retard.

>>17052799
lmao COPE

>>17052905
You saved for months to buy an Omega, only to realize it's worth nothing now, right?

>>17052720
1, zero heritage

>>17052924
Watch?

>>17052607
She’s a nice lady

>Casio
>world time
>EL backlight

>>17052840
i don't get it but it's 2022 so i'm not judging

I just learned this guy from Shark Tank is well known for watch collecting and wearing them on bright red bands. I've watched hundreds of eps of Shark Tank and never noticed he had a watch on. This is what happens when you have a giant shiny head. Nobody is going to see a giant case FP Journe on a neon band when your head is a giant beacon of light. ADs and makers should not allow bald people to buy their watches imo.

>>17053095
Doesn't he make videos with bulbasaur?

>>17053095
lmao what race is that thing? American?

>>17053107
Irish Lebanese mix Canadian

>>17053095
>Nobody is going to see a giant case FP Journe on a neon band when your head is a giant beacon of light.

>>17052840
>Post disc watches
Ok, then.

>>17053110
Jesus, what a nightmare

>Jaeger LeCoultre
>World Time
>Chronograph
>Titanium

>>17052788
It would look really nice with a jubilee bracelet

>>17053128
post a wrist shot. I'd love to see something like that.

>>17053129
uh, no actually, it would look terrible

>>17053120
He’s handsome for an old guy.

>>17053154
He looks gross and oily

Love this fatty

>>17053166

>>17053166
The watch isn’t bad either

>>17053131

>>17052524
Stock vostok 120512 on my skinny wrist fr fr no cap

i love my Submariner so much guys

Can /fa/ recommend me something like the Pelagos FXD in a below 1k range?
>42mm wide
>thin
>no date
>blue in that tone or close
>fixed lugs
Microbrands are okay.

>>17053139
you know nothing

>>17052546
Seiko alpinist is a great field type watch. Not too big with a great movement and finish. 200m water resistance despite not looking like the average dive watch. Stunning dial and unique compass bezel rotated by second crown. Several colors, the grey and blue dial would especially fit in with a suit.

>>17053175
Huh. That's not as good looking as I would have thought. JLC does a hell of a job designing movements, then spent ten seconds designing the rest of the watch.

>>17053206
JLC would be the best brand out there if they didnt jump on the 40mm bandwagon like the retards they are

/wt/.... why didnt you save him?

>>17053214
fuck off with your forced meme

>>17053206
That's in fact a very bad pic of a watch of which original version I happen to own. Maybe I'm too partial, but imho the watch is really nice irl.

Just bought this, my second watch after having a timex like in 2015 which I didn’t use much. Did I do a good choice? I’m a poorfag

>>17053223
No. You should've saved that money and buy a real watch once you stop being poor.

>>17053219
Heh, not a fan.
My favorite version of the reverso is pic related

>>17053223
You're a Chad now.

what would you rather have:
a
>SWISS MADE
or a
>JAPAN MOV'T

>>17053228
Gotta live the moment, I don’t think I will ever stop being a poorfag and if I had some money I would prefer to save it for a down payment on a house

>>17053190
>supporting communists

Embarrassing

>>17052761
They really fumbled the ball with this one. Just release one in plain stainless, black dial, positive display, silver embossing. And now it's discontinued because somehow their faggot ass colorways didn't sell.

>>17053190
why did you grab the rock

How long does it take to wind a watch from empty to full only by wearing it?

>>17053211
>being a wristlet

>>17053219
Looks like shit.

>>17053206
>JLC does a hell of a job designing movements, then spent ten seconds designing the rest of the watch.
That's always been the case though. They either make the blandest, most boring watches, or they try to make something "creative" and it just ends up looking like Aliexpress shit.

>>17053202
The compass bezel is the stupidest meme gimmic ive ever seen in a watch that costs more than $100

>>17053202
only plebs who never touch grass would never understand this watch

>>17053223
Yes that's a really nice cheap watch, good job

>>17053095
Based

Death to hairlets

Also basically no one will know what watch you have on unless you're a mega celebrity with a paparazzi following and even then only watch autists will notice unless it's something ridiculous

Damn this thread is tight. I love you guys.

>>17053223
Yes, that's an excellent piece for what it costs.
Post wrist shot

bros... I'm need it...

>>17053247
350

Thinking about copping this bad boy.
Thoughts?

>>17053279
> Should I buy this Armani / Michael Kors / mall watch?
> https://imgur.com/a/Sw1FsAn

>>17053272
I got something tight for you

>>17053247
No idea desu

Where to buy vostoks nowadays bros?

>>17053279
>Coogi down to the socks like I'm biggie poppa
>Keep your girl head in my Tommy boxers

>>17053295
whats the story behind this strange gif

>>17053294
Dealers in Europe, very carefully on ebay

>>17053275
Then buy it. It's not expensive and when it's discontinued you can easily flip it to some retard on WUS.

>>17053323
>>17053275
What model?

>>17053326
Get the cheaper model. Paying three times the price and all you get is an upgrade from a Miyota to a Sellita isn't worth it. Plus, the Miyota version is on sale right now.

>>17052715
I just like the design of the nautilus and can’t afford the real thing. A good rep just guarantees a better build quality but i couldnt give two shits about the faked brand’s logo on it.

>>17053276
exactly?

>tachometer

>>17053285
ur bussy?

>>17053337
based Miyagi mov't

>>17053343
about

>>17052928

>>17053376
Brand?

>>17052877
Or wear them like a cock watch

>>17052877
You could get your hair stuck in the bracelet

>>17053117
Can you post a different angle sometime? You can barely tell its a watch this way

>>17053383
Phoibos Voyager V2

can I pull this bullshit off with a 6 and three quarter inch wrist?

>>17053401
probably not, but I feel like thats the kinda piece where it doesn't matter. Its a comically dumb looking watch no offense. Cool history though

Here we go!

https://youtu.be/2HIm1MWyWBA
https://youtu.be/2HIm1MWyWBA
https://youtu.be/2HIm1MWyWBA

>>17053401
this watch isn't meant to look good. there is no human being that can "pull it off". if you want to wear it, accept that it will look wacky and bizarre no matter if you've got gorilla arms

>>17053395
I'm not a very good watch photographer, but here, taken from the web.

>>17052720
Just the middle one, under 5k.

saw a grown ass man wearing this R2D2 themed dive watch. Tiny guy too, like under 5'8". Looked it up and this thing is 44mm

Still shook. Started thinking how nice it must be to be a normal person and just decide to buy a watch because you like star wars.

>>17053401
It’s definitely smaller in person you’ll be surprised

>>17053401
No one pulls anything off. You either wear it or you don't.

>>17053350
They/them thussy

>>17053401
I got something 6 and three quarter inches u can pull on

>>17053424
I got something that's smaller in person that will surprise u

>>17053425
your mom pulls my pants off

>>17053424
>>17053401
whats the diameter of the bezel?

>>17053428
48mm lug to lug, like 55mm across with the crown guard

>>17053427
Wow, because you pooped yourself again?

>>17053429
lmao yeah i saw that but i wonder what the bezel size is
cant really "imagine" it by lug to lug and across diameter

>>17053407
>there is no human being that can "pull it off"
Tell me more, wristlet

>going to the rolex AD to try an explorer on before I buy a chinese shitter homage from aliexpress for 100 bucks

>>17053401
god i dig it man i love it
i wish there were pics of it with other watches next to it so i know how big it is

>>17053265
Baby Alpinist spb-159 does away with the compass bezel. Main reason I got mine. I liked a lot of the specs on the Alpinist but did not like the compass bezel.

>>17052720
I only wear 50$ vintage russian shitters but they all only get like three points on here lol (some of them are gold plated admittedly, though it is nice and thick Au20 plating)

>>17053279
>Tommy Jeans
>not even hilfiger
Come on

Too soon?

>>17053279
my dad had a tommy shifigur watch a long time ago. I can tell you with one hundred percent confidence that it was a fucking piece of shit. The second hand fell off

>>17052788
This the bracelet is super ugly.
Something that boggles my mind is when rolex does a thing becomes a trend like the green dials/colourful ops (no I'm not dick riding rolex that's beyond the point that I'm trying to make).
But obvious shit that they do like having a classic bracelet that is sold on pretty much every model is something that a lot of brands miss.
Just make a classic bracelet like the oyster/jubilee introduce it as a brand new product and make it available in every model instead of weird bracelet for each model.
Helps with brand recognition and in the end of the line is even better for them, since they reuse the same shit in every model.

>>17053418
They are like 45 dollars

>>17053448
yeah and you gotta say, Rolex bracelets are fucking TOP NOTCH.
they are a class of their own

>>17053441
same. I like angular, unusual cases like this

>>17053441
Here is a size comparition with a 44mm Panerai.

>>17053454
Congratulations, you have been moved up 3 spots in the waiting list.
Your wait time is currently
23 months
The model that has been selected for you is
Ladies Pearlmaster

>>17053441
Here is a size comparition with a 44mm Panerai..

>>17053468
i already am wearing a submariner date at this very moment
but kek

>>17053469
fucking hell, absolutely unwearable for me

>>17053447
Excuse me, but the correct 90's nomenclature is "Tommy Buttfucker"
Please choose your humorous euphemism more carefully in the future.

>>17053469
what the fuck is the panerai lug to lug? this does't make sense

>>17053401
they should make this fisher price-ass watch in child size for wristlets like me

>>17053469
im pretty sure that size comparison is bullshit

>>17053474
>>17053478
It's correct. The Ploprof is 55mm side to side WITHOUT the crown (and crownguards); the Panerai is 44mm side to side, same, without the crown and crownguards.
Morons.

>>17053481
>The Ploprof is 55mm side to side WITHOUT the crown (and crownguards)
no it's not you fucking dingus, it's 55mm WITH the crown and guard
and the panerai 44mm is 53mm lug to lug, bigger than the ploprof at 48mm

>>17053469
Fake and gay, fuck you

>>17053483
>it's 55mm WITH the crown and guard
That's NOT what the Omega website says.

>>17053485
it doesn't say shit, it just says Case diameter: 55 x 48 mm. Either way your size comparison is fucked up because the paneria is literally 5mm bigger lug to lug

>>17053483
>>17053469
>>17053484

>>17053489
See
>>17053490
Faggott

>>17053490
the dumbass selling it has the wrong measurements

>>17053490
>bezel 44mm
>case included 55mm

>>17053493
Its not teemosso
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cBsvqQ2Ztkw

>>17053495
>>17053492
retard

>>17053493
Ok, nig nog. Three different adds saying the same, it's 55mm plus crown, as in the sma way evey other watch is described EVER. (Speedmaster 42mm plus crown.)
Die in deny, faggot.

>>17053500
You are mentally retarded. It is 55mm with crown.

>>17053500
Now explain how it's possible for the diameter to be 55mm while the lug to lug is 48mm.

>>17053500
whatever you fucking doofus, die on the literal most arbitrary hill ever. you still fucked up the lug to lug, dummy

>>17052508
This just looks like a coomer watch to me

You all faggots worrying abouth width when you should be worrying about the clasp's humongus dimensions.

>>17053510
Hideous

>>17053223
Nice choice sir

>>17053418
This is why the knock out game was invented

>>17053469

>>17052566
I used to hate Nomos but now I think they look great though I’ve never seen one in person.

>>17053523
You are the product of the LGBT secret agenda. Congrats. Now go watch Netflix some more.

new thread when?

>>17053527

>>17053524
I will shortly. I’m halfway through the new Stranger Things.

wake up

Is picrel a fake? In that case, what gave it away?

>>17053551
Yes. Literally everything about it screams fake.

Make the bread already

>>17053551
>what gave it away?
Where to fucking start? Not a single solitary part looks right. Looks as bad as that "Sub" that "Rolex" anon keeps insisting is real.

>>17053553
why?
the bump limit hasn't been reached

>>17053551
short second hand

>>17053551
More fake than a Grand S E Y K O sister "masculinity".

>having one or two watches makes them less notable and interesting
>having too many watches means some are underappreciated
I'm thinking the perfect number is 8.

>>17053570
Eight is too many. Four is perfect. When you have eight or more, there's like two or three you regularly wear and the rest just sit collecting dust.

>>17053570
>MFW I'm over 50 already
Hell never ends, bros.

>>17053297
I wanna know too

a collection of dozens of shitters

I NEED to do filthy, filthy things to Jenni, anons.

Audemar trash can
Audemar wheelchair

>>17053579
That's just you. I wear a different watch every day of the week. I like having an 8th to spice things up and break the pattern once in a while.

>>17053589
I thought that was a noose from the thumbnail

>>17053582
Do you like them or does it feel like a mistake.

>>17053596
Post 'em.

>>17053602
Not a single mistake at all. But I keep wanting more, and more...

>>17052697
Why is it that whenever theres an ugly as sin watch, or one that chooses the WORST subject for a watch, The name "Konstantin" pops up?

>>17053607
because konstantin chayka specializes in that meme face watch dial

>>17053609
>>17053607

>>17052731
Its designed by, and meant for the beanerist of beaners. If it was any more mexican, it would have a drug addiction, be constantly beating its wife, and insist on "mexican pride" while watching its country fall apart because they live in a gang state.

>>17053614
>it would have a drug addiction, be constantly beating its wife, and insist on "mexican pride" while watching its country fall apart because they live in a gang state.
you know that you could replace [Mexican] with [from any state in the American south] and the meaning would be identical.

>>17052697
>10:60
so it's 11:00?

>>17053619

>>17053613
>>17053607
This was the other watch I was talking about.
$14k, anyone tempted?

>>17053616
Yes, and?

>>17053628
Suggests that the target demographic of a watch like >>17052731 isn't limited to Mexico and a bunch of burgers would probably murder each other for one as well.

>>17053589
she's married. Also, the only reason you're attracted to her is that she has watches

>>17053638
>the only reason you're attracted to her is that she has watches
also the German accent. Makes me think that there's a nonzero chance she'll be into tying me up and stomping on my balls with while she's wearing thigh-high boots.

>>17053551
It looks like ass. If it looks like ass it's not worth spending money on real or fake. It's the same thing with fashion- if you're just buying garbage because of the logo it's bad fashion

>>17053633
Nah, if it was for the southern states, then it would need more awful iconography like those stupid skull paintings like picrel or the latest braindead conservative meme with the worst possible design.
The pattern on the skull is definitely looks like a sugar skull from mexico

Only rolex and casio are known by the normies, and as they follow their natural instincts and have no bias whatsoever, they with their blissful ignorance of the rest of the watch world show us the way to reach the nirvana and end of this journey

>>17053638
I want his husband to look while I fill her with my most sticky cream.

>>17053648
I love when incels think they can start with high-level cuckolding when they haven't even experienced 30 seconds of perfunctory missionary.

>>17053645
>reach the nirvana and end of this journey
NEVER
I'll remain a Watch Lord forever.

>>17053652
Are you speaking from experience?? Have you met your wife's bull already?
Or the father of your wife's offspring?

>>17053645
>III where IIII should be?
What is this travesty?

>>17053658
I see I struck a nerve...interesting.

finally.... chinese plongeur professional...

>>17053551
I never realized how ugly early Overseas are

>>17053670
>homage

>>17053596
post

>>17053579
Four + a G-Shock is perfect.

>>17053665
I got a nerve u can strike

>>17053709

>>17053258
Why are you so confident when you obviously have no idea what you’re talking about?

>>17053713
AliExpress btw

>>17053716

>Perfection

>>17053223

>>17052538
got that same prx I fuckin love that thing

What watch does he wear?

>>17053735
He's clearly not wearing a watch, but if he did, it would be one of the Dirty Dozen.

>>17053713
>Great movement
>Simplistic case and dial
Oh, I see. You're confusing complexity with design. It's a common mistake among those new to high horology. Don't worry too much about it. Everyone starts from the bottom.

>>17053745
>Being this retarded
>Ever

Seamaster or Aqua Terra?

Casio Duro

teddy baldassare cupped my balls in a burger king bathroom. the worst part? he was wearing a pagani design

>>17053747
You're embarrassing yourself

>>17053752
Seamaster classic, otherwise aqua terra.

>>17053755
He copped my balls as well, in a Wendy's.
#metoo

New bread when?

>>17053745
Here’s your simplistic dial bro

>>17053747
Cool. Why don't you post some pics of your watches? (you won't)

>>17053762

>>17053764
>make retarded, obviously false statement
>get called out accordingly
>”p-post your watches!”

>>17053765
That's fucking awful. It's got a literal 24 hour dial, like a Casio.

>>17053770
Greentext ain't watches, kiddo.
Stop stalling. Post watches.

>>17053765
Again, great movement, but case design is simplistic, dial design is schizophrenic.

The best JLCs are the ones where they supplied movements to PP/AP/VC

>>17053777
They made grand feu enamel watches 8 years ago. I have no idea why you’re doubling down on this idiotic take. I can literally post JLCs with extremely complex dials and cases for the next thread and still not run out of material.

>>17053773
Based

>>17053781
Complexity != good design

This shouldn't be so hard to grasp, yet it eludes you.

>schizo hours

>>17053781
>here's a picture of another watch I'll never be able to afford yet I'm offended that no one else likes.

>>17053784
>camo dial
>camo hands

Is that a Casio?

>>17053783
Keep moving the goalposts now that you have been BTFO you retard. Is the problem that they’re bland and boring? Now the issue is they’re too complex?
>That's always been the case though. They either make the blandest, most boring watches, or they try to make something "creative" and it just ends up looking like Aliexpress shit.

the line separating haute whorology and aliexpress shitter is dangerously thin...

>>17053788
Oh is that another watch you don't own?

Maybe someday, kiddo.

New
>>17053794
>>17053794
>>17053794

>>17053788
>Still can't fucking get the difference between engineering and design.
That's gonna be an oof from me.

>>17053802
Just keep moving the goalposts, sooner or later you’ll recover.

>>17053788
This is someone taking a shit

R.I.P. this thread

[urinating]

>>17053670
San martin has had for forever.

>>17053788
Such a nice shade of blue, mmmm

>>17053645
pffft whatever dude, Rolex is king and will always be king. nobody gives a fuck about some obscure hunk of garbage watch that nobody knows about except people that can afford to be obscure.
if a watch it worth a couple million dollars but looks like some aborted nightmare some jeweler came up with, what good is it to anyone but the owner who thinks its nice?
i can wear my Rolex wherever and i love it, AND everyone else loves it and appreciates it.
you walk in with some literally who
watch, nobody gives a fuck because they do no know or care about what it is.
there is also a lot of cope from people that live in denial that cannot obtain a Rolex so they make shit up to fit their bullshit narrative about some crap watch they think is better because it is more affordable to them, so therefore Rolex sucks? these people are the "normies"
the regular lamers. so people can cry their little hearts out about Rolex not being anything, but these same people are usually just angry turds that cannot get one. fuck em

Rolex is king and always will be

>>17054311
why post a fake though?

>>17053243
Because I wanted to get the watch wet

>>17053240
I'm a nazi. Vostok just makes cool watches

>>17054404
They don't?

>>17054404
>I’m nazi
Then support Ukraine

>>17054494
No more brother wars for (((zelensky))) i support azov and I like vostok watches. Stop being a fag

>>17054448
Modding watches for 100$ was pretty fun. And take a look at meranom and say to me with a straight face that not a single of those looked cool