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16019393 No.16019393 [Reply] [Original]

think about it. Men get hair on their faces, some of them even have the privilege of having a full beard. What do they do with their extra hair? Nothing! They do nothing! It just sits on their face! They style it a bit, and that's it. Oh, wow you did a fade? Cool. You got some shape? Cool, sure. You put some beard oil in it? Sure that's co-

HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING BRAIDS??? HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING HAIR CLIPS? SOME FUCKING HIGHLIGHTS? SOME BEACH WAVES?

I get so unreasonably angry when I look at a man with a beard, and it's just there. FUCKING STYLE IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH A FUCKING FULL BEARD? The

AMOUNT

of clips I would put on that bitch. I would make it smell great. I'd make sure that my beard was SILKY SMOOTH. And I KNOW I wouldn't be the only one. Women would add beads to their beard, making some fucking BEAUTIFUL hair styles.

What do men do? N O T H I N G.

Know what I like? I like men who have ginger beards but their hair colour is darker. How come men aren't fucking bleaching and coloring their beard? WHY ARE THEY NOT DOING THIS?

"ooohhh but bleach is ba-" OF COURSE IT'S BAD EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S BAD BUT WE HAVE THE OPTION AND WE FUCKING TAKE IT WHY AREN'T YOU? Women of colour are relaxing their hair why tf aren't you relaxing your beard? HMMMMM? WHY ARE YOU NOT BRAIDING YOUR BEARD??!

I just get so fucking MAD at the sheer lack of imagination.

>> No.16019400

>>16019393
hah, GAYYY!!

>> No.16019405
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>> No.16020068

>>16019393
Wrong. Someones natural hair color/style always looks better

>> No.16020086

so when I am walking down the street with my beard, there is a little fucking sperg somewhere who is going mad because I don't have a handful of clips and beads in it?

LMFAO.

>if women had blah blah

Yes, WOMEN. We're not women.

Someone needs to take their meds.

>> No.16020089

nigga really said "women of color"

>> No.16020123

is this what happens when a schizo tries to write a bait?

>> No.16020132

>>16019393
This post is life and everything!

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>>16019393
lmao you cant grow a bear, stay mad kid.

>> No.16020152

>>16020150
beard* mb

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>>16020150

>> No.16020281

>>16019393
seethe hole

>> No.16020337

>>16019393
>women
you'd shave it off and pencil one in

>> No.16020356

>>16020337
Women of color would wear beard weaves

>> No.16020359

>>16020150
I can grow a bear, I just need two bears and about a year.