/fa/ - Fashion

>>15977028
This look is entitled "always the bridesmaid..."

This one is the "wino aunt"

>>15977042
these are "young at heart"

"no man gon tell me what to eat". one of my faves

That's it for now dudes and dykes. Make sure to share your favourite spinster fits in here and help our inspo grow

>>15977028
These women are younger than a lot of the single men of this board. If you complain about zoomers these are likely your female peers.

>>15977028
>>15977042
>>15977052
>>15977059

Michelle Rabin is boss. Eat a damn miso banana upside down cake and learn to love life.

>>15977097
this is me why you do dis to me

>>15977055
>female coomer detected

>>15977028
what the fuck is a spnister?

>>15977084
tru

>>15977145
>how do I use google

>>15977145
when your eggs have dried up, you got no man by you, and you are the only child in your life, you're a spinster

>>15977028
Is OP pic transgurl spinster?

>>15977216
no, it's just how things naturally start to fall in place when you don't produce estrogen like you used to.
>>15977084
She's edging 40. I doubt most doods here are that old, are they?

>>15977228
I regularly see boomers post about their childhoods/youths in the early 90s, so yes

>>15977366
Do you think that there are any old boys on /hm/ board like the spinster old maids?

looks kind of familiar, is she from Toronto?

Did she reject you, anon? It's okay.

>>15977601
oh duh someone said her name, it's michelle rabin and yeah she's from toronto, she works with matty matheson

I'd post my aunt but she has nothing quirky about her aside from 7 cats. Take those out of the picture and she's a terrifying matriarch (only without kids) who puts the fear of God in male board members thrice her size.

>>15977634
Sounds like she could use a dink or three

Some of these women don't look old.

>>15978110
"Old" is in the eye/age of the beholder.

>>15978110
R u 40 too?

>>15978110
Yeah i'm not one of those people that thinks you're old after 25.

>>15977623
yeah, I'm her 5th abortion and I'm mad as hell
>>15978110
who said anything about being old? Spinsters can have at least half their lives ahead of them. Aging is not necessarily old

Toronto bitch

>>15977634
pics

i would put my penis in and around all of the women posted itt

>>15977228
>She's edging 40. I doubt most doods here are that old, are they?
No. I'm only 39.

>>15982705
Do you date your age or?

Homely Jewish dyke/

>>15984107
This one reels regrets and solitude, it's not even fun

>>15984130
>sorting books according their colour
why? my gf did this with my bookshelf it took me two days to group them back by their themes.

>>15977028

Good God this thread is horrific
literally puking my gutz out rn right now

>>15984133
is this... the female soiface?

>>15984142
Carol Burnett has been married 3 times and has had 3 kids. Not a spinster lol.

>>15977028
stop bullying michelle let her play chess in peace

>>15977028
am i a misogynism for hating these kind of people?

>>15984178
*misogynist
Possibly, but I could see your point of view tbf.

>>15984187
Who are these crouching fashion mannequins?

>>15984196
me on the left

>>15984159

>>15977061
"Boiler suit special"

>>15984300
she's got some gravity to her

i would fuck with pleasure every woman you've posted in this thread, they look decent

>>15984387
You're a randy young rascal indeed. Come to Mama.

>>15977028
uwu

>>15984187
eww

>>15984140
>by theme

Absolute patrician.

>>15984385
w2c those pots tho

>>15984981
Quick google search (heart enamelled cast iron) informa me that they are Martha Stuart and they
come standard with a chronic yeast infection if you don't already have one

>>15977028
can men be quirky spinsters?

>>15977035
which one
both look great tho

>>15984334
This pic smells of unitary tract infection and cat litter

>>15984334
I honestly do like the '80s pastel decor.

>>15985324
I somewhat agree.The wench is still yeasty though

>>15984776
Is this not the normal way to do it? Not anon btw but I do it this way my parents did it this way and my brother does it too. Do you not won't your book by theme?

>>15985483
*sort not won't

>>15985324
Except this is refined and subtle and looks nothing like the thrift store extravaganza over there>>15984334

>>15985210
> male spinsters
"Old Boys"

>>15985259
LMAOOOO

>>15986033
good ol' boys

>>15987423
Based

I wonder what she's up to now

I wonder what she's up to now

>>15987752
>life in hell
Is this a /fa/ variation on *Life in Hell*?

>>15987762
Please, have some more anon

>>15977028
is it wrong that i want to nut on michelle's face?

>>15987423
That's just the Midwest. Every man above 25 and with a blue collar job dresses like that. I guarantee they're all married.

>>15988029
Yeah I thought totally same.
"good ole boys" in Midwest + South =/= "old boys" (40yo + unmarried guys)

>>15977064

>B 'nai Brith

Oy Vey

>>15989271
Delete this

You just know all these women are awful because they all ended up so sad and alone.

>>15987752
>>15987771
Who is this lady in the figurine cabinet?

>>15977042
>>15984334
I thought peaking in high school was pathetic but revisiting your middle school apogee in your 30s is rally sad. i’m depressed by proxy now

>>15989505
I’m so depressed I said middle school instead of grade school

>>15987752
>>15987771
how many personalities does she have?

>>15977228
i'm 44
mostly lurkin tho

>>15985499
>refined and subtle
lol no it looks like an infomercial soundstage

>>15990343
You're right.. It has exactly that bland generic feel.

>>15984133
>the freaky little midge
Aaa!

>>15984988
>you're an evil roastie if you want enameled cast iron pans
You aren't gonna grow a cunt just because you made a stew.

>>15977028

>>15985259
>>15985457
Lmaooo

>>15982812
I live on $824 per month. My right hand won't even put out for me

>>15977052
They're going to be like the old people that dress like it was the time when they were young. Peoples fashion freezes during the best years of their lives and stays the same after, so these girls will be wearing this same shit for the next 30 years. Scary really since it will become sadder every year.

>>15978110
It's more about clinging to things they're too old for and not being age appropriate. Imagine going to a Arianna Grande concert but you're a childless unmarried woman in your 30s that unironically is a fan.

>>15984123
>>15984300
>>15984334
So much pain in their eyes.

>>15985324
Oh god, my aunts house was like this but it was the 90s.

>>15977084
Thanks anon, I really needed to be reminded of that. I'd rather shoot myself in the mouth than have a relationship with any single woman around me.

>>15984300
There's something cool about this one. Very Napoleon Dynamite-ish.

>>15984387

>>15985210
>can men be quirky spinsters?
I think we just call those channers.

>>15989437
You can never know for sure. Some of them? Certainly. Others might just be asexual, or just don't connect with people that well, or maybe a relationship just doesn't seem necessary or worth it.

>>15978327
So, you're old

>>15993353
so awful then

>>15993341
Pay attention to this innocuous comment here, that's how you get on the path to loneliness

>>15992894
Thank you for that piercing observation.

>>15984123

>>15984300
Holy shit those hams... How do you get to be overweight and still have a normal-ish face? I guess dressing in a tent helps hiding your blubber but still

>>15977634
I'm sorry to report that nobody is afraid of her. She is a shrill, whining bitch to everyone and has decided that that makes her a "leader".

What a weird thread

>>15989437
How do you know they're sad or alone, or even awful for that matter? This is just a thread of out-of-context pictures of random people. Stop living in your head.

>>15995382
I know, right. Yikes. Like, what's even wrong with The Handmaids Tale? These ladies all look like they're living their best life anyways.

>>15995500
Pathetically obvious. Try harder next time.

Still would breed with Michelle.

>>15984140
yeah agree this drives me up the wall. I keep mine together based on theme/category/publisher, which really only makes sense to me, but still, better than the horrible rainbow shelf effect

>>15995382
>>15995397
hit a nerve, didn't it?

Lmao the way you guys talk about women it makes me wonder if you actually even like them, just be a homo if you really can't stand any woman over 23.

>>15995571
You're the hardest with those you love the most.This thread is nothing less than a declaration of love and a cautionary tale. Stop believing in yourself and you'll end up like these women, settling for mediocrity, desperately clinging to your youth. It's embarrassing really.
There is no shortage of women who age gracefully, who achieve greatness according to whatever that may mean to them, who are dependable and loving. This thread is not about them. Don't conflate tough love with disgust.

>>15995382
It's a weird out-there kinda board these days....

>>15995382
I know right.

>>15996620
All I can say is big yikes? Like, who cares, just let me eat ice cream and watch parks and recs I'm not hurting anyone.

Is this a inspiration thread for lesbians or like a hate thread focused on Peter pan syndrome millennial or... A coomer thread? Confuse

>>15977052
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GRAVEYARD YOU WHORES
Only cute ghost girls in my cemetery allowed

t. Cemetery groundsman

>>15984140
i hope you smacked her on the head real hard

>>15977097
That looks exactly like that girl from that prison show with all the women
>>15977145
I think they're cakes if they were more hippy like if you're an /a/non
basically that "kooky" aunt everyone has
>>15997253
You didn't have to do them like that

>>15997211
Did you know a single thread can be different things for different people. Doesn't have to be hivemind 24/7

>>15995571
Their lack of critical thinking has led to them accepting this lifestyle. Why should I sympathize that has a relative intelligence to a man as that of an ape?

>>15984107
I might

>>15995571
They're 30 year old male virgins who are angry that that their female equivalent both gets more sex and affection than them and has higher cultural value

Love the feline handmaid's tale inspo itt. Lel.

>>15997455
No matter how often you try to tell yourself there is, there's no inherent difference between a pillow waifu and a pink bunny dildo. Both are pathetic copes

>>15997593
>thinking these women aren't getting plowed on the reg

>>15997455
>females
>higher cultural value

Ahh the sweet aroma of urinary tract infections and cat urine in a bread factory.

>>15997604
More than men in general? No. But more than the equivalent 30yo basement dwelling virginal autist? Absolutely

>>15995559
Nope.

>>15997604
>coping virginal fatoid "male"
lmao

>>15997971
nerds are more in than ever
the richest person on earth is a nerd

>>15997941
OoOoh Fuuuuckkkk that's tooo fuckin funny. Lmaooo

>>15998293
So you really think one of the world's greatest businessmen and some little neet virgin are the same thing anon? Is that how you cope?

>>15997971
try again, straw man

>>15984140
Because such women are so vapid that they just see books as decorations, not something to actually glean knowledge from or enrich yourself with.

>>15998281
prove it

>>15998332

>>15998337
>How to into reading comprehension?
Please reread my original comment, which you edited down to create your own straw man. My reply was merely clarifying my original position for your retard brain.

>>15977061
The "I quit maintaining my vagina ten years ago"

>>15997941
Kill yourself redditfag

>>15995571
Or become a lolicon like me
>>15997244
Based, what's a job like that pay and what's the demand like ? I've been neeting for too long and if there's high demand for a job like that I'm in.
>>15997593
The inherent difference is a dakimakura with a cute girl is better.
>>15998332
How to get virgin neet shut-in gf

>>15977084
autistic femanon. I'm equally upset. This is why I'm on a Japanese animal forum.

You femanons might like Crystal Cafe

>>15998988
>maintaining my vagina
male hands wrote this

>>15999244
Lmaooo

>>15984300
>>15984123
>>15977035
>>15977039
definitely would

>>15977228
damn wish some of these ladies would edge me 40

>>15977028
Can a divorced woman be a quirky spinster if she's childless?

>>16000155
No, she's a loose divorcee
Spinsters have dried cunts.
Yours is probably sticky with herpes.

>>16000155
No. Once married, can never be a spinster/maid ever again. Marital status is forever changed. Single =/= spinster

>>15999559
If you're not a bottle of Prosecco you don't stand a chance

>>16000168
not nice

>>15997244
Kek

>>15997253
Where can I find gf like her?!

>>15984300
>>15993341
Depressing

>>16000598
Is Prosecco for thirsty old maids?

>>16000598
prosecco is so bad