/fa/ - Fashion

An example

For context I'm a big hiker and I find normal length shorts to be restricting for me. My parents wore shorts like these in the 80s when they hiked on table mountain.

>>15983058
It will depend on how large your thighs are. Both in length and circumference

>>15983076
My thighs are somewhat large for a guy I guess, they're mostly muscle, 30" in-seam don't know circumference

>>15983177
>30"
>big

>>15983192
That's my length not my circumference faggot

>>15983192
Big for a manlet maybe

>>15983198
I'm 5'11 nigger

>>15983208
A 4 inch inseam will be like booty shorts. Go for 6 inch

>>15983241
How's 5

>>15983058
Get patagonia Baggies but the 5 inch isneam version

>>15983058
The shorter your shorts, the longer your legs look. Keep that in mind.

When do shorts become too short? I like them to be like in this pic but dont want to feel like an exhibitionist lol

>>15983058
>>15983060
>South Africa
You are retarded.

>>15983639
I'm south african disapora, I view short shorts as part of my heritage. And yes, those are rhodeisans, but I couldn't find many pics on jewgle images. Go fuck yourself.

>>15983638
>When do shorts become too short?
If you squat and people can see your junk they're too short. Also I want to fuck the guy and buy a L1A1. My local gunshop has one in .308 for 600 bucks. :3

>>15983638
Shorts follow the law of Inverse Muscle Nudity. Where the more buff you are, the less naked you can possibly be.
Wrestlers and Bodybuilders wear almost no clothes at all, but your brain never registers it as nudity. However, if a 5'11" 120lb man was wearing this speedo he would look naked as fuck.

In short, the more muscles you have, the shorter your shorts can be.

>>15985681
the math checks out

>>15985681
this is true. bodybuilders are wearing thongs lol. Why is this true? Do you think body hair has something to do with it too?

>>15985712
Maybe a little bit, but there are some hairy wrestlers that still don't seem naked.

I think it has more to do with the muscles breaking up the form into smaller pieces, so your brain doesn't see it as naked.

>>15983058
OP I’m gonna drop a big red pill on you right now. This information mustn’t leave this thread. What you want is MAILMAN SHORTS. Yes, mailman shorts. There is a website called postal uniforms direct, they’ll have what you want.

>>15985712
bodybuilders/athletes work hard for their physique and they earn the right to show it off or be naked, our caveman brain accepts this as something normal

but if a fat slob does the same thing we will feel repulsed

>>15985681
if only there was a female equivalent to this rule

jp

>>15986558
She don't look too naked to me.

>men
>shorts
pick one

>>15987213
no
i'll pick both

short men wearing men's shorts

watchu gonna do?

>>15983058
>inb4 gymshark brand workout shorts
https://youtu.be/jQQQaMQCLXY