/fa/ - Fashion

THANK YOU ALPHA M SIR 10/10
LOVE FROM MUMBAI

>>15964793
I don't take advice from manlets.

>>15964793
Every few months I'll watch one of this guys videos, for some reason expecting good advice, and it's always just shit that everyone knows and 20 ads

>>15964793
Lol this guy has similar voice and energy and Greg Doucette.

>>15964793
the fit on the left is unironically better

>>15964793
gaged a little

This guy is a hoot lmao

>>15964793
sorry, i dont shit on the street

>>15964834
Based

SHOO SHOO GOBLIN SHILL

Post the wife.

>>15964793
I can't believe I actually watched this nigger when I was 14.
He looks like a goblin.

i've been looking out for a tryhard closet homo manlet to take advice from, thank you OP
reminds me of my hairdresser (not barber, hairdresser) uncle who the entire family endlessly roasts for being a fag

>>15964793
Good looking guys can wear anything and be good looking. Hence why extremely attractive people are chosen to be models: its because they look good even with trash on them.

Alredy feel like one of the badboy guys
White girls will surly catch those vibes
Thk u sir

>>15964793
>WARDROBE PURGE TIME!
>1. Super trendy clothes that aren't stylish anymore -- make sure to donate to charity!
>2. Dad shoes -- they are ugly so toss them.
>3. Fun socks -- you will look like a dork wearing crazy socks. Instead, match them to your pants.
>4. Janky joggers -- get rid of ones made out of sweatpant material and that don't fit. They need to fit through the legs and shouldn't be too long.
>5. Worn out, tired, little boy hoodies -- if they are baggy and youthful, elevate your hoodie game. Get rid of ones with writing too.
>6. Cross-body bags -- they are stupid because they are fanny packs!
>7. Big, baggy, boxy suits -- if it's out of shape and gigantic on you, don't keep it. Remember, don't buy a suit in a department store and get your suits tailored to fit you better (they can't tailor armholes)
>8. These tee shirts -- trash those that are deep v, have yellow pits stains, have offensive language/slogans, are big & baggy (it's all about tricep exposure!). Make sure the fit is precise.
>9. Jeans that make you look like a sausage -- there's a big difference between skinny okay and skinny too tight. Too tight is not super sexy.
>10. The stand-alone 'stash -- get rid of it! No one wants that nasty thing!

>>15964793

>>15965000
Ew stop posting porn

>>15965825
>The stand-alone 'stash
will his indian viewers recover?

>>15966260
I don't think Aaron even realizes how many of his followers hail from the subcontinent. His videos are first and foremost intended for an American audience if you consider how many of the things he advertises aren't even available to non-US buyers.

>>15964927
manlet syndrome

>>15965865

What defines dad shoes?

>>15964793
Those "janky joggers" looked pretty cool imo. Better than the stupid hoodies he shilled.

>>15964793
gnome tier

>>15964793
This motherfucker has to be making bank on the 30 ads he has in each video. I wonder if he viewbots. It seems like every other youtuber who is doing the same thing as alpha views fall off

>>15964843
fuck you

>>15964793
thanks for the tips
greetings from Djibouti

>>15966329
I'm sure he must look at his analytics how could he not when the channel is his business.

>>15964793
I don't take advice from men who look like shit but think they're hot because of a beard

>>15967763
The gobling rat faced jew midget still mogs you

>>15965109
well yeah it's fucking rick owens lmao

>>15964793
Woowowo thank you alpha m, i wish my father was like you. Love from india.

>>15966648
I think that it started with the Nike monarchs with how big and clunky it looked?

>>15965865

>>15965825
>Cross-body bags -- they are stupid because they are fanny packs!
Yeah, and classic backpacks are two-striped fanny packs. And briefcases are handheld fanny packs! And your pockets are fanny packs for your clothes!

If this is a quote from this nigger's recommendattions, I hope he curry himself.

>>15964843
Based

he might be a retard but everything he said was true

>>15964793
i literally just sewed a patch in the rip in my jeans knee today darn

>>15966329
I thought he did some collabs with some poo youtubers? im sure he's aware of his following

>>15965109
Its not.

>>15964793
That introduction is truly Alpha
>He's loud and abrasive
>Uses strong body language
>Walks close up to the camera
This is truly a power move. This is how you pick up girls and show other males that you are truly Alpha.

>>15969974
it absolutely is, only a faggot would disagree. that being because only a fag would willing wear those testicle annihilating jeans on the right

>>15970110
>truly Alpha
You cannot be alpha when you're shorter than most women.

>>15970110
he's short and has a voice like a jockey
his dress sense comes from early 2000's boy band album covers

>>15964793
Oh thank you sir much love from Sri Lanka

>>15970285
>zoomer tries to imagine how were the 00s but his zoomerhood betrays im

>>15970324
i'm 78 years young

>>15970324
yeah. it is more like 2010s.

>>15964843
You don't have to, you already live in manlet's world. Civilization and history is the story of manlets