/fa/ - Fashion

>>15873152
The new Fragrance Groups 101 chart

>>15873152
The fragrance flowchart for beginners.

>>15873152
Best "fresh" scent for summer go, not in theory but ones anons have actually used.

>>15873125
it's definitely not my clothes but I can't smell my own neck to make sure it's not just my wrist skin.

>>15873143
>This and the og cut through the cold like nothing ive used before in terms of designer. Dior homme parfum actually
I might have to pick up the standard versace eros then, these babies are the spot in my collection. Will definitely wear it on an autumn weekend. How do they hold up around rain?

>>15873191
fresh summer scents i've used and enjoyed

ADG profumo, ADG (a clone with actual performance tbqh)
Azzaro Chrome
Versace Eau Fraiche

>>15873214
Thanks anon, performance clones seem like my bread and butter.

>>15873191
Versace Pour Homme is my first and still favourite.

Eau Sauvage is legendary, but not long lasting. Still 10/10 to me though.

AdP Colonia is also legendary, and a benchmark. Colonia Essenza if phenomenal. Not quite as fresh, but still fresh nonetheless.

The Blue line from Acqua Di Parma has many great offerings.

Tom Ford Grey Vetiver is very good, a great one for work if that’s your thing.

>>15873152
TFW when you're not gay but you smell a man wearing Dolce and Gabbana The One and are compelled to suck his cock

This shit is so good, but its almost completely gone after an hour

Good recent buys: platinum egoiste, boss private accord

Buyers remorse: prada luna rossa sport, polo red

>>15873295
It's all the same with cdg frags, not one of their frags lasts on me longer than 2, maybe 3 hours tops.

>>15873152
Glad to see B683 is getting recognition it deserves. Anon in the previous thread said it doesn't last too long but on me i can smell it for an entire day

>Why yes, I am wearing green irish tweed.
Ive owned probably something like 200 clone samples. This is the champion for me. It does everything the OG does but with more outward push and lasting power. A very happy boy today.

>>15873295
I get easily 4-6h from it. That's also the best CdG I tried.

>>15873320
I can't stop smelling it when it is on but I'm not sure if it's something that I really want to smell like.

>>15873296
Why didn’t you like Luna Rossa Sport?
I considered blind buying it for a while as I enjoyed Le Male and Reflection Man but ended up going with Reflection Man

>want to use fragrance
>no friends to go out and use fragrance
>job not suitable for fragrance
>no girls to smell me
>forever stuck with shitty deodorants

>>15873366
Just wear it for you anon. Fuck every one else. If it makes you happy wear it.

>>15873366
Try smelling nice on the bus

>>15873228
Great suggestions anon, researching them now.

How long does the most recent fahrenhet last on ya

>>15873315
Yeah, it's really good. I've actually never smelled GIT but I bought Emerald Isle because I really like Aspen but wanted something higher quality. Aspen is still a really good perfume though.

How do y'all feel bout versace l'homme

>>15873399
grampa frag

>>15873399
Upbeat strange funkish forest feel

>>15873152
What's a good frag with a tobacco note for someone who hates smelling like a smoker? Got samples of Red Tobacco and Jazz Club and hated them both

>>15873450
Maybe if you don't like tobacco then don't wear tobacco perfumes, anon. There are too many good fragrances for it to make sense to try to force something on yourself >:)

sotd here is lots of musc ravageur

>>15873461
Lots of santal noble here, I think I wore it all week to work.

Encre Noire Sport smells exactly like pic related

>>15873214
what are good performance clones of ADG and ADG profumo? I like the smell a lot but the performance really is piss poor

>>15873450
D&G The One? it's the only tobacco one I tried and it doesn't remind me of smokers

Also: I see The One mentioned only as a date frag, is that only because of the poor projection? Thoughts on using it as a general cold weather frag?

poorfags who want an interesting dirt cheap clone of ADG, get Paris Hilton Just Me

>>15873450
Naxos / Pure Havane
The Dreamer (wet cardboard)

>>15873473
Women seem to like it, so some thirsty bois gravitate to it for the reputation. It would be a good cold weather choice.

>>15873152
Breath of God, by Lush.
The unique fragrance was a frequent conversation starter for the ladies while I dated, and it lingered on for ever. Really good purchase for the 30-40 Euros spent... Can highly recommend.

>>15873487
cut the crap bro, we want alternatives because the original doesn't last at all

>>15873473
original ADG - Verset Parfums Ikal. extremely cheap last a lot for a fresh fragrance/ADG clone. you can an find them at pharmacies in Europe or online I suppose

Don't know if there's a clone of ADG Profumo yet, i think I've heard some middle eastern house having one but can't remember it

>>15873497
shut the fuck up loser and enjoy your poorfag shit. imagine bitching at someone giving a suggestion. AdG stinks anyway, dumbass. you will never get pussy.

>>15873513
Is he wearing a MAGA hat? Yikes

>>15873514
no, he voted for Biden

does Jeremy Fragrance take stimulants?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zLFmOcXIn1U

>>15873497
seethe

>>15873513
>>15873522
make sure it's treated lads, you can overcome it

>>15873520
Probably

>>15873487
it was about ADG clones that last longer than the original, it's not that the original is too expensive. there's 1000 clones of ADG, not much of them last that long and some are not even that close

>>15873568
>clone
poorfag connotation

>>15873597
the original doesn't last at all. do you have comprehension issues, beside the other issues? ADG it's under 100 euros for 200 fucking ml it's not about money dumbo

>>15873152
>B683
Pleb choice, everyone knows B612 mogs it.

>>15873619
ok poorfag

>>15873619
And are you aware that AdG is neither the best nor only perfume around? Just find something else instead of buying tacky clones. Jesus, imagine wearing a clone from Paris Hilton as a man.

What do anons like for home fragrance? Any incense or candles? Pic related is my go-to, nippon kodo ka-fuh hinoki. woody and sweet

>>15873650
What does b683 like? I have the other one.

Am I retarded for seeing similiarities between bianchi's Lover's tale and dior homme parfum?

>>15873673
I am also pretty much sure that it smells like synthetic dogshit. It's always like that with clones and their fanboys
>guyzzzz just buy XYZ instead LGBTQWERTY
>it's better, longer lasting and 5x cheaper, literally the smart money choice
And then it smells like shit. I remember when people online shilled me into Tres Nuit (GIT clone), Al Rehab Silver (SMW clone) and some shit arabian oils. None of these things smelled like originals, fuck they even didn't smell good on their own. Then I just bought a 10ml decant for the price of the clone and it turned out to be 100x better option. I still have some leftovers in these decants.

>>15873675
Reposting from the previous thread.
>Summoning the incense anon. Do you know a brand called Astier de Villatte? I've just ordered their Hollywood, Yakushima, Tucson incense sticks. They seem quite posh (just look at this incense stick holder for 300 EUR lol).

>>15873686
literally every fragrance out there uses mostly synthetic aroma chemicals

>>15873685
Not entirely: both have powdery undertones but I wouldn't say that they're similar.

>>15873695
There are aromachemicals that cost $1 per tone and there are aromachemicals that cost more than many natural ingredients. That's a fake comparison you're making there. You can also use (synethetic) ingredients in a skilfull way sp that a fragrance smells good throughout all phases and if you're just another Arab pouring random oils in his desert hut you can compose them in a way that smells good only for first 10 minutes and then the scent falls apart. That was my experience with most of the clones. Even if they were somehow remniscent of the original in the opening, it all was gone soon after and you were just smelling of a synthetic 'perfume cloud'.

>>15873701
I think it's that kind of lipstick undertone coming from leather and rose or something

>>15873152
BBC

>>15873741
I feel sorry for you coomers and your brains

>>15873714
the complaint was about smelling synthetic
everything is synthetic

>>15873764
Stop being intentionally obtuse, not everything smells obviously synthetic, in this sense it's a pejorative

>>15873673
>And are you aware that AdG is neither the best nor only perfume around?

easy buddy, how did you arrived to this? an anon asked for summer frags we actually use, replied with my list of 4 (four) I wear the most. Felt the need I should mention it's not the original ADG because I don't recommend that to anyone, since it has poor performance. check the reply chain so you know the context, thanks. oh, and it's the clearly not virgin who pushed paris hilton frag not me

ffs wasting my time here. some good blokes here but some of you are unbearable. not necessarily you, you just miss context here

>>15873784
use better vocabulary

>>15873789
fuck off

>>15873797
get well

>>15873794
Eat a dick, faggot

everyone involved in the adg discussion is a fucking pleb

of all the fucking fragrances to argue about, embarassing

appreciate this reddit spacing and allow me to clear things up

>its the year 2021
>only adg profumo and profondo are acceptable scents from the line
>clones of profumo are unacceptable and while a top tier designer fragrance, isn't worth the trouble of buying a clone of, so buy something cheap and cheerful like azzaro chrome in the meantime and stop being a fucking gutter rat and shitting up my general

>>15873859
I think adg is the best, it's a classic
That being said, I don't own any aquatics at all

BASED nippled man reviews adg profumo an hour ago for you AUTIST CUNTS

ENJOY

>>15873958
FORGOT LINK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLjXi9YV6Jg

Testing 20 MARS 2022 Rundholz today. Bought a sample because it was supposed to smell close to the OG Norne and I'm waiting for the new batch to drop, so thought it'll sweeten all the waiting. I always imagined to be a very dark, coniferous scent/ This one is for sure very dark but it's more of a dry, spicy and incensy without anything too foresty about after the opening is gone. I've just read a comparison of it to Maggi seasoning that we use her and I think it's extremely accurate. Can someone tell me if Norne also has this vibe?

PSA: following frags are going to be discontinued in 2021
>Tom Ford- Tobacco Oud.
>Mugler Cologne
>Jean Paul Gaultier- Ultra Male
>Paco Rabanne 1 Million Prive
>Davidoff Zino
>Guerlain L’Homme Ideal Cologne

>>15873968
>Zino

Holy fuck RIP

>>15873963
imagined Norne to be*
that we use here*
sorry for phoneposting

>>15873969
it was synthetic shit anyway, nothing of value is lost

>>15873968
>Tobacco Oud

Are they fucking stupid?

>>15873961
>HOWWAH YA? I'M FANTASTIC
jesus.

>>15873993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFdl76vydv0
Thank the autistic german guy. Tom Ford probably was thinking about this encounter for weeks before going to sleep.

>>15873968
Sources for ANY of this?

>>15874009
I've looked up fragrantica for some of these and people indeed started talking about discontinuations of them

>>15873961
Not even going to give him a view.

>>15873958
DOES IT HAVE THE SAFETY INFORMATION ON THE BOX THOUGH, LUV?

>>15873384
>riding the bus
cringe

>>15873450
Tobacco frags never struck me as smelling like smokers though

>started job in office as trainee
>spend all day everyday doing menial tasks for manager, excel spreadsheets, making calls, sending emails etc
>we would travel in her to other offices
>would on occasion help her during lunch hours with silly things like helping her carry a treadmill into her home, she drove me to her mothers house to take her trash out to the road to be picked up because it was so full and heavy
>it was obvious to me i was just a young strong guy she needed for a few favours
>she was my manager so said nothing
>i got moved to another office for 6 months
>got into fragrances, working out and dressing better in this time
>i was already fit so didnt exactly buff up into a chad in time time
>after the 6 months i start working with her again daily
>at the end of the first week i noticed she was very friendly, moreso than ever before and commented how well i'm doing in the job and impressed with how i carry myself in the role now
>comments on scent daily
>10 minutes before we finished up for the day she asked why dont i take you out for dinner and we can talk about your progress etc
> was fairly professional some talk about work and some casual laughs, very relaxed
>we're sat in a booth type diner and we're sat across from each other
>she pulls out her phone and was showing me videos of her daughter, same age as me, from a recent holiday, funny shit i can remember laughing at.
>instead of handing me her phone repeatedly she made her way into my side of the booth and continues to show me shit
>gets real close and tucks her hand between my legs rubbing my inner thigh then held my hand tight as she continues to show me family shit
>nothing else happens and she drops me at my car
>next day
>asks me if I can help her with moving some furniture as shes having her sons 21st party at home and he is coming home from the army big surprise type bullshit

1/2

>>15873450
Cuir Cuba Intense Nicolai

>>15873450
>I want tobacco smell
>I don’t want to smell like smoker

>>15874099
where's the soi-jack poster when u fucking need him

>>15874099
No one cares

>>15874068
Why does he obsess over this?

I’ve seen a few of his videos, I like to give people a fair chance, and it’s truly incredible how I can watch ten of his videos and at the end of each one have learnt absolutely nothing about what it smells like. Nothing. Ten minutes of talking, and yet he says absolutely nothing.

>>15874099
Why don't you sue the fuck out of this company?

>>15874128
Because he is a hack focusing on irrelevant but impressive to 90IQ mongs details who think that he indeed is a master perfumer if he memorized so many words that have more than 3 syllables

>Now, again, all of this applies to ambergris in its natural state, and you can be virtually assured that ambergris in your bottle of perfume won’t smell like “rotting fish oil,” squid, or whale poo. The material is too heavily diluted for anything close to that. If you want to smell the true beauty of ambergris in perfume form, in almost entirely solo fashion and in all its fantastic salty, marshy, quietly smoky, caramel-scented sweetness and sexy muskiness, then the gold standard for the genre is Profumum Roma‘s decadent, opulent Ambra Aurea. It’s hardly the only ambergris perfume that will be on my list, as you will see next time in Part II, but it is the very best and the very richest, so I wanted to mention it here for any of you who may have recoiled after all this whale talk.
Interesting, kafkasque also claims that it is an ambergris not amber fragrance.

>>15874132
Not everyone lives in US where you can sue over getting late to work because of traffic

>>15874099
so did u fukk?

>>15874112
Dangerously based recommendation. It layers wonderfully with the classic YSL L'Homme.

>>15873384
>thiskillsthedarkelf
Is this a The Elder Scrolls reference? I'm replaying Skyrim with an Argonian Stealth Archer rn.

>>15874152
So it would be ok if his boss was a dude showing him vids of his cats while grabbing his crotch and performing non work related tasks?

>>15873676
Like SEX
>>15874165
No, we don't live in a society where all matters are gender-equal.

>>15874172
Where exactly is sexual harassment legal?
For future reference.

>>15874148
She's cringe but that's a good review https://kafkaesqueblog.com/2013/06/07/perfume-review-ambra-aurea-by-profumum-roma/

>>15874179
No one gives a shit about that bitch after her TDS meltdowns and CP fud

>>15874177
It's not sexual harassment when a woman does it, only white men can be guilty of sexual harassment. Sexual harassment is privilege plus power, and because of racism, misogyny and the patriarchy women are incapable of committing sexual harassment

>>15874185
Kys

>>15873784
>too stupid to understand words
>intentionally obtuse

>>15874177
In Poland you'd get laughed off everywhere but in big, international corporations if you complained about your boss molesting you or making you run errands as a junior trainee. Not making any axiological valuation if that's a good or bad thing. Just commenting about the culture here.

>>15874189
Seethe harder, incel chud

>>15874191
Same in Italy

>>15874191
I’m British and work with a few Polish women, they have all said they don’t want to go out with Polish men because they find British men much more respectful towards women. Is there truth to this? Not that I’m doubt their opinions, I just wondered if this is the case in Poland too that the male attitude towards women isn’t exactly “modern”.

>>15874193
Bagging a old woman isint special

>>15874202
> Not that I’m doubt their opinions
Imbecile.

>>15874237
At least Polish men can spell properly...

>>15874250
What's left of them, they seem to all want to leave pooland over the low wages

>>15874128
see
>>15874141
he's a grifter pretending to be a parfumier

>>15873502
thx for the rec fren, will look into it

>>15874202
>Polish men because they find British men much more respectful towards women. Is there truth to this?
It's a complicated thing. Short answer: the culture is different. Poland is still a quite patriarchal country, especially in towns and smaller cities. Women there are socially expected to be housewives and bear children. That's been changing a lot over last decades though and is not true in big cities that adopted more modern, westernized notions. However, the other side of the coin is that men are chivalrous are also towards women. Almost over the top in extent in comparison to the West. Holding door in public, paying for meals/drinks or giving place to a standing women in public (even grandpas do it if they see a young woman standing) are expected and instilled in guys from childhood by parents. You are also expected to provide for your wife and family and going to be perceived as a failure as a man if you can't make ends meet on your own. This takes its toll on men's mental well-being and suicides rates are high and untalked about at the same time. All of that is almost systematic: there is literally a compulsory reading in primary school centered around a boy who takes an entire blame for what a girl has done and suffering the consequences heroically without saying a word. Women who realize themselves within the patriarchal structure are of high status and being a mother makes you virtually invincible. Old women are of especially high status in the society (that's typical in Slavic countries). If you tried to shout at one at public you'd probably get lynched by men nearby on the spot. All of that depends on the region a lot though; typically more to the East, the more patriarchal the society is but there is more diversity than that. For example miners families in Silesia, the largest mining region in Poland, are traditionally very matriarchal. That's the wife who is the head of family, men's role is just to bring money and do whatever wife tells him.

Why yes, I only wear Sauvage EdP.
How did you know?

>>15874328
After all that context summarized, I can answer your question. Women who you are working with are probably emancipated, well-educated and well travelled as they work abroad with you. Their opinions are probably just manifestation of the anger due to the fact they don't fit an expected role in the society in Poland, probably partially positively reinforced by actual dismissive behavior of Polish men they meet.

>>15874328
Why would you explain that to him, he’s an imbecile, he already believes he’s better than any Slav because whores told him so.

>>15874341
Oh, I get it now. You’re an imbecile too. Well, I’m sorry, please disregard my last comment.

Good job killing the thread

>>15874360
>>15874364
Why are you so mad at something? We’re just talking

>>15874328
>>15874341
Thanks, that explains a lot. It’s interesting how the women I work with tend to be quite timid to talk to, in what you might call a typically feminine way, but what we hear from the boyfriends is that they tend to be the ones in charge of the relationship. Maybe it’s as simple as them being infinitely better looking and they know it.

One of them is very short, extremely pretty, polite, intelligent and athletic. Her boyfriend is an overweight, balding, alcoholic gambling addict. It makes no sense.

>when a SEXY woman gives you your 10th compliment of the day after wearing DOLCE & GABBANA THE ONE EDP

>>15873520
Remember Jeremy, some /fa/gs here make fun of you, but we all love you. You're awesome!

>/frag/: discussions about fragrances, bitcoin trading and matriarchy among polish miners in silesia
only here

>>15873450
Tobacco notes smell like tobacco - not like cigarette ashes. Tobacco flower notes smell like tobacco flowers - not like tobacco. Smokers smell like ashes, unless they've very recently smoked a cigar.

>>15874539
My The One EDP order should arrive on Monday. I'm more excited to smell it because of the Jeremy memes than I am at the prospect that it may be a good, wearable scent.

>>15874663
unironically considering picking a bottle up dirt cheap and using it year round because fuck everyone around me

>>15874654
Any perfumes for that ashtray scent? Cigarettes taste bad and cigars are too phallic

>>15874667
I think there are some out there, but really - search fragrantica or your preferred search engine.

>>15874202
You shouldn't be paying attention to their words, yeah it could be true that they prefer going out with British men, but their whole reasoning is a gigantic cope to not admit that even in Poland, the stereotype about polish men in uk is that they are mostly losers, addicts and criminals, and British men just hold higher status than that.
SOTD: La Couche du Diable, it reminds me of instant tomato noodle soup

>>15874539

The Polish lack polish.

>>15874654
Some probably still don't like the association

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKc-ivZ3VJc
>*approaches you in a speedo asking you to smell fragrances*

>>15874724
TFW you want to walk away but you're magnetized to the nearly naked man by Dolce and Gabanna The One EDP

Im the anon who posted the story about the office manager in a previous thread its not me posting it again the faggot didnt even post the 2nd part

>>15874783
>there’s a second part
stop coping you didn’t get le SEX

>>15874791
It does say 1/2 at the end of the post anon. Brb ill fetch it

>>15874799
I'll fetch mine if you do yours again

So i guess in response to this post stealing faggot >>15874099
>we aren't even in the house fully yet and shes got 1 hand taking my jacket off and the other is slamming the door shut
>immediately pinned to the wall she is straight in at my neck kissing and licking and sucking
>drops to her knees
>holy fuck
>had to accept in that moment that yes i am about to be abused by my boss
>sucks my dick with the enthusiasm of a 19 year old college whore
>and right there on the couch
>shes on top riding soaking fucking wet
>still talking to myself internally like wtf is happening
>get a grip and get her on the floor
>40 minutes straight in every position you can imagine
>normally i would be shitting myself having an older women move on me like that
>she was so turned on it actually made me feel more in charge and free to do as i pleased
>pretty special
>happened again at a christmas work party then one other time after that when i moved to another job
>>15874791

>>15874820
Never thought I’d cum on a blue board. Thanks, milf fucker.

>>15874164
no, it's a crab in scissors reference.

>>15874089
>not showing off your $700 worth of techwear on public transport

>>15874820
to my shame this gave me a huge boner that i had to explain to my gf when she asked me go fetch a wine glass. th-thanks anon

>>15874654
I smell ashes in the drydown for both Jazz Club and Red Tobacco in the front. It's really not so much the actual tobacco scent that I hate, but the association I have with the scent - if it reminds me of the heavy smokers I know (ie. bums) it's not very enjoyable. Maybe if it's in the background or it's tobacco leaves I'd like it better.

What fragrance would he wear?

>>15874915
kourous

chanel antaeus

dior farenheight

>>15874884
I wear jazz club, I could only imagine how overpowering my scent was back when I smoked cigarettes.

>>15874915
Polo Crest

>>15874006
Tbf Tom Ford comes across as a bit slow from that encounter. I mean Jeremys point is not hard to get and tf doesn't seem to listen at all and ends up getting the wrong impression. Jeremy is only to blame for behaving like a creepy super fan

Anyone have experience with Mancera Cedrat Boise?

>>15874915
vintage Polo Green
if he was still around today then Tom Ford Italian Cypress

>>15874820
>be 16
>more or less 5'8 and 155 lbs
>early justin bieber hairstyle
>a sexually frustrated teen
>spending most of my time edging and discovering new fetishes
>pretty used to things like selfsuck and piss by 17
>not to mention anal masturbation
>discover craigslist and immediately post an ad
>lie about my age of course
>get tons of replies
>sort of self-conscious
>choose two guys, tell the rest I'm not interested
>1st one is an extremely hairy bear-type guy,
>turned me on because I used to shave every single body hair at the time
>things that repelled me a bit were his face and him being almost obese
>still, his very thick ~7 inch cock and incest fetish made up for it
>lives in a different part of city and doesn't have his own apartment
>agree to meet downtown in a public toilet of the mall
>say I'm down for a hj, frot, maybe more
>fast forward to the moment I enter the place
>the pressure has been increasing but now my heart is pounding like I'm on drugs

>>15874820
>open the door, look him in the face, say hi
>in a blink of an eye our pants are down
>stroking his meaty uncut log fast, feel it stiffen in my palm
>so far so good
>he takes my hand off his cock and grabs them both in one hand
>my face is red, dick rock hard
>don't want to cum yet, time to take the initiative
>go down on him licking his hairy belly
>the moment of truth lol
>barely put it in my mouth because of how thick it is
>going up and down on it he starts stroking my hair
>someone else get into a stall besides ours
>huge fucking rush of adrenaline but keep going
>the stranger takes a quick piss
>accidentally let out a loud slurping sound
>the guy says something like 'fucking fags'
>he storms out of the there
>no longer shy, kind of slut mode activated
>start teasing and sucking on the bear's bulky balls
>lay his dick on my face
>he says 'please let me cum already'
>dick in mouth again, tongue goes around it
>now he puts his other hand on my head and starts thrusting very lightly
>that log can't stop cumming
>suddenly my mouth is full and I spill a bit on my t-shirt
>a couple of last drops lands on my face and chest again
>"Thanks, we should do it again sometime" he says
>reply "we will" after spitting a mouthful in the can
>he leaves and so do I after cleaning up
>come home
>parents ask how I stained my new tee
>"someone told a joke when I was drinking soda" lol

nigga u gay

>>15875101
where the fuck do you think you are?

bought the "new" tf costa azzurra
i actually really enjoy it, a lot less cloying than the typical TF stuff

>be me
>just got a bottle of D&G The One EDP
>Ready to slay puss like Jeremy Fragrance
>oh wait I never leave the house
>Fuck it I'll put it on anyway
>My mom begs for my cock
>give her the deepest dicking of her life
>oh fuck she got pregnant
>put a funnel in her pussy
>pour D&G The One EDP into the orifice
>she instantly has a bloody miscarriage on the kitchen floor
>Thanks Jeremy!

>>15875086
>>15875092
didn't real lmao

>Fragrance General #506

>>15875086
>>15875092
Real or not, that’s hot.

>>15875086
>>15875092
Since we’re sharing...

>mother and father got divorced when i was 6
>dad is a big, tall, chubby dude with muscle.
>he’s a poorfag but loves fragrances
>he wears Tobacco Oud on special occasions only
>im bi, he knew for a while and he doesn't mind
>I visit him and wait on a porch chair
>he finishes his midday jog
>sweaty
>His chest is visible though his sweaty shirt
>greet each other as he closed in for a hug
>i hug tight, and putting my face around his chest
>musky and sweet BO mingling with a nice scent
>today’s special since you’re here, anon
>he is going to shower
>calls me to the bathroom minutes later for something
>Dad is shirtless and wearing white briefs
>dad notices the hard-on i try to hide by rearranging my shorts
>he asks for me to get closer
>he grabs my hand, places it on his hairy chest
>”go ahead”
>he lets go
>i comb his chest hairs
>can’t get enough of that scent
>his dick springs up to around 6 to 7 inches
>i continue touching
>he’s grabbing my dick oh my god
>he slowly removes my clothes
>I’m horny and confused
>he smiles and jerks my cock as I lean in for a kiss
>dad spits in my mouth and makes me suck him
>dad makes noises and i was worried that grandfather upstairs would hear
>he won’t stop cumming
>dad pulls out then latches his mouth onto my already-cumming cock


>we shower and plan on catching up soon

>>15874820
>>15874099
in awe of this

>>15875086
Fuck off, fruitcake faggot. Die of aids.

Impressions of shit I got in:

>joop
Too chalky, I have MB Individuel and like it so took the gameble. I see the similarities and if it wasn't SO chalky/powdery I would probably like it, I dabbed some peroxide and took a shower.
>Drakkar Noir
I'm wearing it right now, kind of don't know what to feel. It's pleasant but I don't know if I am head over heels with it. Not sure it's in the "I need a bottle on deck" tier, a bit subdued (and I understand reformulations, but just the general vibe of it). I don't know, definitely not a disappointment but it's not blowing my dick off so far. I'll definitely use it though
>Pino Silvestre Rainforest
Judging from paper, this shit rules, fresh but delivers mentally in at least some way to what I imagine a rainforest smelling like
>Roger & Gallet: Open Black
Judging from paper, really this is just a test if I like tobacco or not, does not smell like it was made in 2013 which is what the hype around it was. Could go either way I gotta get it on skin
>Tommy Bahama Saint Barts
Smells good, no chance of it not from everything I heard, but I'm gonna need to drench myself in it to give real thoughts, very subtle
>Lagerfield Classic
I now understand the old man thing from smelling it, that being said I had to get it. I like the bottle design too much and I love scarface. I wanna hold out slight hope that once it mixes with the skin that I like it enough, every review said not to go off paper with it
>Versace L'lhomme
this isn't new to me, I just copped a second tester bottle of it as back up. Favorite 80s scent outside of fahrenheit, smells so fucking good and criminally underrated. Different batch then my other one so maybe different performance but lasts a long time, very satisfying

Also, based on what I have smelled/liked
would I like kouros? what is it comparable to? Outside of that maybe sung is the only other old powerhouse I might try. Tho I want to see if I can find a bar of irish spring soap to see if I'm into it

this is the single greatest citrus fresh scent ever crafted

>>15875484
Why yes, yes it is.

What do you think about this fragrance?

>>15875615
Its called Versace The Dreamer btw

>>15875615
I liked it in general but something about it I didn't like in the dry down when getting wafts of it every now and then. Maybe the tobacco or just going too heavy on the sprays, in general I would still say to probably blind buy it. I went through most of mine despite the fact I won't grab it again

>>15875615
Was fine when it released but since then there so many superior scents in the same vein that make it come across very cheap to me

>>15875361
that’s hot

>>15875361
step or bio? nice either way

thoughts on Atelier? thinking about ordering their discovery kit

>>15875802
I ain’t telling

This smells like a 'sea breeze' toilet refresher. Hope it changes after the opening to something more substantial.

Thoughts on X?

>>15874915
Xerjoff Don

obviously

What are deceptive sexcore fragrances?

Anything worth getting at Macy's I can't get for cheaper anywhere else? I have a $100 gift card. Thinking of Bleu de Chanel Parfum.

>>15874915
versace man

>>15875926
Chanel, Tom Ford, Dior usually

Looking for something bold, dark, and intense for under $150 AUD. Something in the vein of Black Orient but darker. Can be any combination of notes so long as it isn't boring or citrusy. Any ideas?

>>15875990
See >>15873963

Don't want to make a blogpost or anything but I've been feeling shitty lately.
Just the fact I've never left the country to go on holiday all my life and am stuck at home with controlling parents who constantly put me down (I ask for them to upgrade the internet and I get told that if i moved out I wouldn't be able to afford it) and I don't really have any friends or social interaction outside of discord or work.
I was going to try out TV and maybe get a bottle but I just don't see the point....

How do you guys clean out travel spray cartridges? Isopropyl alcohol?

>>15876022
Trash them

>>15876022
Fill it up with alcohol overnight then just leave the spray bottle out in the sun until it smells neutral again. Last time it took a few days for the scent to go away

>>15876012
Don't worry, that's not really a thread about fragrance anymore anyways

>>15876012
How old are you? Are you an adult dependent? It’s unfortunate that not all people who have children are worthy of being parents. Don’t beat yourself over things out of your control. There is no shame in enjoying yourself with harmless hobbies.

>>15876012
where are you from brah?

>>15876110
>Don’t beat yourself over things out of your control.
This. The tricky part is deciding what is within your control.

>>15876012
dude move out asap

and get therapy

>>15876153
>get therapy
Therapy is for weak-minded fragile Westerners that can’t sort out their own inner conflicts.

>>15876166
Based contemplative eastern philosopher

>>15876124
let go and let sky dad take the wheel

>>15876166
I see this a lot.
Actually, therapy is just a person who went to school to learn listening techniques and problem-solving tools to help people deal with interpersonal relationships during times of stress.
Fragility and occidentalism have nothing to do with it, strangely!

>>15876110
I'm 27 but I don't really have much confidence given I spent my life up till uni stuck indoors all day.
>>15876119
I'm from the UK

Which fragrance is she wearing?

>>15875926
Can’t really get Chanel at discounters. Go for it.

uhm guys
Last time I wore fragrance was 6 months ago but the last couple of days I wore frags again and I can barely smell them at all, only when I go really close to my skin and even then it's not noticable
Other people can smell the frags on me though
I've also started coughing a lot
Do I have the coof?

>>15876386
You might. Get tested for coof.

Best fragrance for this look?

>>15876392
OdeSausage

>>15876389
but if I test positive I can't go to uni and to the gym anymore
I'm just gonna wait and see if it gets any worse

>>15876386
>>15876389
me again, I just sprayed Sauvage and I can't smell anything, not even directly on my skin

>>15876386
The coof? How did this term come to exist? I barely understand why it was called Beefaroni, and now we have Coof?

>>15876405
meme virus that makes you caugh -> to cough -> cougher - > coofer -> the coof

Best fragrance for this look?

>>15876432
The American Eagle shop scent

>>15873152
Do colognes go bad?

>>15876404
Oh shid

>>15876432
Hollister Jake

>>15876392
That model could shit his pants and still get laid so why are we even discussing smelly water which we can’t smell after a few mins cus we are used to it anyway

>>15874667
Dark rebel rider

>>15876396
Why isn’t your uni doing virtual learning right now?

>>15873269
Based and /o/pilled

>rare woods
>oriental woods
>amber woods
>sensual woods
>"any descriptor" woods
Every perfume with some variant of this in its write-up/press release is garbage.

Do a lot of people wear eau d'hermes in the uk?

>>15876554
Nobody wears perfume retard and if they do it's not Hermes

>>15873466
encre noire sport smells like burning plastic

Eugen is definitely engaging Antoine Lie for Maria Parfums. He ordered only Lie’s works for the last unboxing video.

>>15876512
they have adopted the "one week online, one week offline" model
Don't ask me what that's supposed to do

>>15876392
ELDO Exit the king, the clearest perfume ever created in Solar System.

What's this man's problem

>>15873675
>>15873693
Not sure if you're talking about me, but I posted about my newfound incense obsession a couple threads ago. I'm not familiar with Astier de Villatte, but I'm intrigued by their branding. Would like to know what you think of the sticks you ordered when you get them.
Pic related is my current daily top 3: Minorien Fu-In Sandalwood (pure, austere, contemplative); Shoyeido Moss Garden (autumnal, whispers of a distant campfire); Fred Soll's Resin on a Stick Desert Patchouli (hardcore, primal). I can't recommend Fred Soll's highly enough as far a resin-based sticks go. I'm currently working my way through samples of most of his sticks (between $1.50-$2.00 per stick, but they're extremely strong and burn for up to 2 hours). The Desert Patchouli is my favorite, but the Taos Pine is astonishing, and the Egyptian Musk is sweet and classy

>>15876520
(You)

So lately I've been using the Lynx Ice Chill showergel and it has a pleasant musky smell.
Kinda generic but alright in itself. Only lemon and mint are listed, so I'm guessing the closest frag to that generic freshness would be BDC right?

>>15876626
I'm getting worried about adding a sample of Megamare to my Luckyscent order last night. I hear such conflicting things about it. Oh well, even if it's trash it's just 5 bucks.

>>15876662
That's me who posted LT's review. I looked up his thoughts because I have tested it for the first time myself and quite liked it. For me it smells like a hazelnut chocolate. It's quite fem but most of gourmands are for me.

>>15876637
I really like that we started talking about incense in /frag/.
>>15876638
He's right though. Understanding that notes that you're seeing listed are virtually all product of the marketing team is one of the fragrance redpills. I once wrote this note on fragrantica after smelling Sauvage Parfum.
>Official notes are completely misleading and just a marketing hack to make it somehow more sophisticated, deeper and just easier for Sale Assistants at Dior booths to shill normies into buying this new 'intoxicating Oriental'. No 'Sri-Lankan sandalwood grown in a wild plantation that has been a Dior partner for more than 10 years' (kek), no oilbanum. You can tell that it's all synthetic but don't get me wrong it's not really an accusation - 95% of fragrances are synthetic and since it's Dior you can tell that they actually spent some budget on developing it and it's well blended unlike all Nautica Voyages and other shits. But at the end of the day that's the same kind of bergamot-spicy-ambroxan shower gel bomb as Sauvage but more cloying and sweet. You can tell that they basically just wanted to have their Sauvage version of BdC Parfum to take their share of the market and it was created in a Dior's marketing division with a preplanned branding and sales strategy before the perfume was even created. Just wear EdT desu. 3/10

>>15876643
Eros

>>15876708
all incense smells like shit

Name my band

>>15876778
The Rubes

>>15876778
Lewis and His Band

>>15876778
I have a Nasomatto travel cap from my bottle of Baraonda if you want it.

You could always just buy another Nasomatto and use that travel cap though.

>>15876778
Trust Fund kids

>>15876801
I have the regular big cap I just don’t like it

>>15876778
All patrician choice but this Kilian that is normie-core.
>aphrodisiac written on the bottle
cringe.

>>15873675
I'm not familiar with the Ka-fuh Hinoki, but I have burned the Nippon Kodo Kayuragi Japanese Cypress, which I'd imagine is similar. Got any insight into this?

>>15876625
Very good rec. One of the best ELDOs and releases of 2020.

>>15876776
Wow, you're so edgy sweetheart

>>15876662
>Megamare
Lol sorry, I see that I responded about Boccanera. I didn't like Megamare personally. I was wearing it earlier today >>15875873 the only interesting thing about it are chamomile undertones.

>>15876637
>>15873693
>>15873675
Snice.

>>15876662
Megamare smells amazing to me, give it a try

>>15876850
keep burning incense you ironic faggot you arent doing it because it smells good and you know it

>>15876166
even if you're right, so what? at the end of the day conflicts are sorted out, and you live a more fulfilling life

>>15876888
I burn incense because it virtually transports my bedroom to a magical Japanese forest, but keep on projecting

>>15876396
Get tested and stop infecting other people, you dipshit.

>>15876886
I already ordered it. Tbh I tried it because of that story told on here recently about a girl chasing a guy down wearing it. Might have been made up I don't know but I've never tried an Orto Parisi. I also got terroni.

Where should I start with YSL L'Homme flankers? I've already tried LNDH, are there any others that are worthwhile?

>>15876975
Get the OG YSL L'Homme and neglect flankers.

>>15876903
>it virtually transports my bedroom to a magical Japanese forest
you really thought that was a good defense lmfao

eugene just put out a vid with his wife / ex wife not sure didnt watch yet just saw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMTk5yc9fuc&ab_channel=USmellsGood

Lads, I just found a guy who is selling:

Le Male (pre-2010s)
Dolce Gabbana Pour Homme (vintage made in Italy)
Azzaro Pour Homme (splash vintage)
Moschino Uomo (vintage coffret with shower gel and a wallet)
Polo Raph Lauren (batch code 6185, I have no idea if it's Cosmair formulation or not)

All sealed

What should I pick from this list?

Rate my Luckyscent sample order, I'd love to hear thoughts on any of these, especially the lesser known ones. It's going to be 3 pictures because I'm a dirty phoneposter and it's easiest that way.

Also just a heads up this Les Indomables discovery set is a great price per ml.

>>15877225
>>15877230
>>15877232
noice

>>15877225
Good shit throughout. But I cannot stress this enough. If you don’t report back about Tyger Tyger I will be livid. Still want to try it but I can’t justify the cost of importing it from her to the U.K.

>>15877093
The le Male forsure

>>15877262
Senpai the whole game is fucked up now. I think Brexit may be financially beneficial for me because I can’t comfort buy perfume anymore

>>15877262
Alright it'll be the first one I try. Bear in mind I'm a noselet, I'll do my best though. My favorite of hers that I've smelled so far is Lost in Heaven. I was excited to try Tyger Tyger after watching the Wafts video about it. Does Bloom not carry FB?

>>15877269
I know, makes me wonder if that’s why Profumum Roma is so expensive now. I’m the same though, I used to bulk buy samples. No more, it seems.

>>15877271
Nobody here has talked about it so I’m still intrigued. Nowhere in the U.K. carries her stuff except FragrancesamplesUK, but he doesn’t have it yet.

>>15876166
>weak-minded

You need therapy fucking faggot

>>15876396
>but if I test positive I can't go to uni and to the gym anymore
I'm just gonna wait and see if it gets any worse

You just can't make this shit up

Sup guys, first time poster. I have never been really into fragrance but a female coworker was recently talking about the importance of fragrance on guys so I went out and bought this after doing a small amount research and in store testing.

How did I do guys?

>>15877304
You sound like a pussy.

>>15877309
Depends how old you are I guess. It smells good but it's more for a younger guy.

>>15877309
Could have done worse. Could have done far better. I hope you like it. More importantly I hope she likes it.

>>15877310
>You sound like a pussy.
For pointing out the horrendously selfish and idiotic attempt at logic you're propositioning

I'm 28 so it depends on your definition I guess haha.

I have never bought nice fragrance or really bought anything designer for myself so I feel very happy already and a little more confident. I have been regularly spritzing between my cheeks and bending down to sniff for a quick high

>>15877323
I'm not the guy with Corona.

Keep giving up your freedom for a meme disease. If this was something serious to the majority of people I'd be on board with lockdowns and keeping my distance from people but it's not.

>>15877355
>Keep giving up your freedoms
Right, because being considerate of other people is such a devastating blow to your 'freedom'. Fucking pussy, real devastation to freedoms are much worse than being told to stay at home if you are experiencing symptoms of a disease that's crippled the global economy.

>b-but I want to go outside and pick up heavy objects, and have life return to how it was!!
Get some perspective faggot, this is not an affront to the minimal amounts of freedom your $2 bank account can afford you.

>>15877371
Maybe he just has a cold

>>15877371
>believing the memevirus

>>15876166
Yes

>>15877401
>the cold
>a disease that people use as a metric to describe how corona isn't 'that bad'
So you're saying a disease that people who wear tinfoil hats says is worse, is something that those same people should be fine with having around them?

>>15877407
>believing whether a virus exists or not
>a virus that clearly exists enough to cause a global pandemic
>calling it a 'meme' somehow invalidates it

Is this how you morons really think? The lethality of a virus doesn't matter, no one wants to be around some sick faggot who couldn't be bothered to stay home.

>>15877323
yeah, but who cares though

>>15877407
>I don't want to be afraid of something, therefore it doesn't exist.

>>15877429
I'm not afraid of something, therefore it doesn't exist.

>>15877426
Even if it wasn't Corona, I don't want some asshole with a cold next to me in the gym.

>>15877426
No one gives a shit about you clearly. It's that no one wants to be around some sick faggot coughing and sneezing their ugly bodily fluids everywhere.

>>15877425
>>15877355
>>15877304
me again, I'm feeling better already. I still can't smell anything but I've stopped coughing so at least no one is gonna notice anything
I haven't missed a workout in 3 years and no virus is gonna change that

>>15877434
>>15877435
I'm not OP. I was assuming that he wasn't visibly sick. I'd stay home if I were, not because I give a fuck about getting other people sick, but because you will be harrassed for being sick in public and it is not worth the strife.

>>15877431
No, people like are obviously afraid of being afraid.
All you're doing is some psychological coping mechanism.

>>15877436
>>15877437
Congratuliations, we're not in repeated lockdowns because of the virus or because of politicians, but because of motherfuckers like you.

>>15877436
>no virus is gonna change that

How can someone be such a massive faggot on a fashion based board? I honestly hope the lethality of corona ramps up so faggots like you get culled.

>>15877441
Nice pathologizing based upon nothing. There are many things that I am afraid of. The virus is not one. I was mildly afraid for the first few months though.

>>15877446
We're in lockdowns because we allow the politicians to lock us down

>>15877446
>>15877451
get a grip man the virus is literally nothing, if there were more people like me that aren't afraid to get a little flu for a couple days the whole thing would be long over, angsty faggots drawing this shit out are the ones that are at fault here
By spreading the virus I am doing a part in putting this whole thing behind us for good
>>15877456 is right

>>15877456
>>15877451
>>15877446
>>15877441
>>15877437
>>15877436
>>15877435
RELAX EVERYONE AND STOP ARGUING I HAVE THE CURE FOR THE MEME VIRUS

>>15877456
Wow, that's some deep philosophical shit.
We pay for grocery because we allow the cashier to take our money.

>>15877452
>>15877456
Just kill yourselves, it might be the one positive your worthless lives might bring to the world.

>>15877436
a seriously pathetic series of posts you managed there, anon. I take a bit of solace in the fact that you will not amount to anything, but still it is shocking the stupidity you are willing to show to us here

had a good bottle of wine tonight, evening scent is musk cologne >:)

>>15877463
I only have one self. I also am not actively against the lockdowns or masks or anything. I don't really care.

>>15877459
>get a grip
Coronavirus or not, no one wants some sick person out and about around them. Get out of your fucking head for one second you self centered piece of shit, and think about maybe being not a piece of shit.

>>15877459
>get a grip man the virus is literally nothing
Please explain the excess mortality all over the world in 2020.

>>15877463
>>15877466
I think it is clear who the more unlikable person here is

>>15877470
>>15877469
>>15877468
>>15877466
>>15877463
>>15877462
>>15877473
>arguing about the meme virus in 2021
lockdowns will be over a month after Biden is president

>>15877473
Who is the one actively arguing that being a detriment to those around them should be acceptable behavior?

>I think it is clear who the more unlikable person here is
it is

>>15877478
As long as politicans can use it as a scare tactic to grab power then it'll never be over

>>15877479
I bet you have a custom face mask queer

>>15877498
You're on a fragrance thread moron, by your definition you're quite the cocksleeve yourself.

>>15877466
You are weak. You deserve to have your skull turned to mush against a concrete floor. Nice perfume choice though, Bortnikoff makes good stuff.

>>15877504
I'm a top

>>15877484
Name one (1) case where this happened.

>>15877515
>I'm a top

I've never seen such a small dick response to a question before. It's funny how you showed so much of who you are in 3 words.

>>15877519
>I've never seen such a small dick response to a question before. It's funny how you showed so much of who you are in 3 words.
I've never seen such a small dick response to a question before. It's funny how you showed so much of who you are in 26 words.

>>15877519
it also wasn't a question

>>15877524
Repeating what I said because you can't come up with an original response to anything I've said.

So dumb, selfish, and a not so in the closet homo. Yup sounds like middle america, the forgotten portion of the country.

>>15877517
9/11.

>>15877536
you win. I hope that you go to sleep tonight satisfied knowing that you BTFOd me on fragrance general

>>15877536
ah yes, california and NYC are such beautiful places to live. I too enjoy living in the third world with no rights

Is the custom sample pack on luckyscent.com worth it? If I was to purchase it what should I even write?

If you don't recommend it, sample sets//custom sample set websites would be appreciated.

>>15877536
I bet women love you, liberal guys who like to argue on the internet really get them wet.

You are very unlikable.

>>15877558
It'd be better to just put the questions here. There you're paying 8.40 per .7 ml sample and it certainly will not be worth that price.

>>15877536
>Yup sounds like middle america, the forgotten portion of the country.
This has to be satirical.

What's the difference between D&G Profumo and Profondo
Jeremy says it's more of a mature business type of scent, is it not good for casual use? I'm 22yo uni student

>>15877446
lockdowns dont work, they probably make it worse

>>15877573
If you're that interested get a sample. It's unwise to buy a bottle based on how others describe a frag

>>15877538
lol, what?

NEW THREAD
>>15877584
>>15877584
>>15877584
take offtopic elsewhere

>>15877578
How?

>>15877578
They worked in New Zealand and China.

>>15877595
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/eci.13484

>>15877583
I have a Profumo sample and I like it, don't know the fragrance meta though, I've only smelled a couple of scents before. Wouldn't know if a frag has connotations like that
Can you explain how Profondo is like compared to Profumo?

>>15877563 I guess I'll just post my little script here. If you need to know anything else just ask.

I know I like fresh, aquatic, and woody scents and I'm looking to by 3-5 bottles to start off my collection.
No super expensive niche scents please my budget is gonna be like $300 max.

I'm a man who's into avant garde fashion (issey miyake, yohji, number (n)ine, etc..) I'm a music producer and also host a radio show/dj set. I want to give off night club, late night, city vibes. Masculine and unisex scents both fine.

What are your recs?

>>15877478
exactly right, cuomo just said we should reopen the economy, and that negress lightfoot wants to reopen restaurants and bars asap

>>15877600
https://apps.who.int/iris/bitstream/handle/10665/329438/9789241516839-eng.pdf
>WHO quarantene is ineffective
>faux xi said that shutting down the country does not work in January
https://www.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-hnk-intl-01-24-20/h_0858158c176ba286f23a8628c3b9b925
>WHO says social distancing/lockdowns didnt stop 1918 pandemic
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3291415/#R21

>>15877623
First thing that comes to mind is Lubin - Itasca. Makes me think of a foresty area next to a lake with a cabin.

>>15875990
I ended up buying a bottle of Black Afghano.

>>15877230
>Les Indomables
Never heard of that brand, but the sample set in europe only $25, 8 x 3.5ml, not bad at all. At the very bottom: https://www.lesindemodables-parfums.com/en/the-fragrances/

>>15877710
Black catghano

>>15877436
Shame you didn't die, at least we can hope for some unforseen complications down the road for your dumb ass. Hope you suffer too.

>>15878256
such an angry person, many examples, sad!

bump

Which one of you niggers bought all the Marquis De Sade

>>15877648
These are all old documents, they say nothing about the observed effect of the lockdowns in New Zealand and China.