/fa/ - Fashion

>>15838478
Whore.

what's wrong with your tits

>>15838480
Do these pants work better or are dresses better for my shape? Have you really never dressed a model? ngmi

Here is the top

>>15838481
Too much chest muscle kek. Eventually I might get fake titties if I'm really that vain. So far I can afford it but just don't want to make that leap

>>15838478
Damn, sag city.

> It's like a fried egg on a nail - stewie griffin

>>15838502
> I can afford it
> Mattress resting in dirty carpet
> Only other possession is an empty box

Jannies should really end my miserable bread as no one will even interact with this disgusting piece of shit existence I have produced. But what about these shoes though

>>15838478
you should fix those tiddies , they are saggy and you are young. clearly something is going on

>>15838508
Unironically the reason I have 10k in the bank is because I don't spend it on things I may really benefit from, like a good night of sleep on a comfortable bed.

>>15838504
You're making me hungry, I love family guy! To be fair, I used to be 220 pounds. I would rather be skinny with no tits every day of the week than be the fat girl. Those girls aren't even human

>>15838497
Yeah a hoodie is probably a good idea, hide as much of those tits as possible.

Remember, you want that right swipe so show stomach and pussy might trick a thirsty dude into fucking

Post tits with timestamp or GTFO

>>15838512
The thing that happened was I weighed 170 pounds when I started high school and by 20 years old I was 220 pounds. Then I decided to lose it all. I'm 24 and the stated measurements. I will need a breast augmentation to correct my body at this point.

>>15838519
Breast aug costs more than 10k hun, it's not 1997 anymore

>>15838524
Oh yeah I didn't even consider this could have been a dude bullying his ex for cheating on him or someshit during lockdown

>>15838527
>hun
I assume this is coming from another woman or a homosexual man. Post bank account or you're the jealous whore who can't compete.

>>15838520
Not looking for a man. I'm a scientist and that is all I care about. Fuck family, fuck social life. I live in the laboratory and that's how I like it.

>>15838532
>projecting this hard

>>15838538
Don't engage with Sieg.

>>15838538
you sound sad

>>15838524
This is a blue board, you want me to get pruned and banned? Surprising it hasn't happened yet. Oh here's some shoes.

>>15838478
ur such a fuckin ho

i love it

Tranny

>>15838541
Thanks for the troll support anon. uwu

>>15838546
To my understanding it's a sad time for everyone. For me, things are actually getting better every day starting with my weight loss. Thanks for the concern.
Any fashion advice? Am I dressing like this because I'm sad?

>>15838478
Camwhore/IG Thot/Only Fans thot/BPD Girl , this ain't /soc/

So you're an ex fatty? Good for you, continue your good work. Lucky you have no stretch marks.

You can probably wear whatever you want at this point, you'll fool everyone.

>>15838555
Technically I have no defense against this. And I can't say I have anything against trannies since my high school boyfriend did a Caitlin Jenner after we broke up.

>>15838553
Thanks for the ho support anon. Make a wish, adopt a ho.

>>15838478
Fuck you. I hate women. Disgusting whore.

>>15838567
Not interested in Instagram or reddit or Twitter or onlyfans or Facebook or Tiktok or tumblr or whatever the fuck you are talking about. I like 4chan. Other than that I text my mom. I am a full blown adult loser and I accept it. I'd rather be lonely than bullied everyday.

>>15838559
well im glad you are okay, you have a nice body if that's your body since you didn't post timestamp. your boobs at your age are not normal, just saying.
if you know how to suck cock you probably could be a great gf for someone.

>>15838578
It's the girl's ex posting her pics on 4chan?

>>15838571
This is not a normal human response, you have been mistreated by someone. It would be hot if you stabbed me to death without any regard for the life I've lived

>>15838584
I wouldn't even acknowledge you irl you stupid whore.

>>15838578
My titties are literally deflated. But that's perfect for filling with silicone amirite?

>>15838478
There's a high chance this post is fake and gay. Probably the girl's ex revenge posting her body or some shit. Look at how OP types lol.

I can't believe the mentally ill zoomer faggots are falling for a post made by a mentally ill faggot.

>>15838587
I wouldn't even realize you exist honestly. When I walk in a room I just do what I need to do, I don't have to look around to see who's watching. It's called silent confidence. Years of bullying have made me numb to it and take it as a guide on how I need to adapt myself. My ex boss bullied me and now I make 4 times as much money as her. Fuck them all, and especially you. But this is just me taking a break from coding after all.. I just figured I'd spend my next huge paycheck buying some /fa clothes. Once again my autistic ass has no idea how to find nice clothes but to ask 4chan kek.

>>15838600
Not reading all this. Don't care, didn't ask + you're a woman.

>>15838590
Leon! Yes I am real. This is no one's ex. If anyone has kik, verify me, I'm Lsine2. Otherwise yes I'm terribly bad at social things and I type like a weirdo. Just look at how this looks like the next copy pasta->>>15838600 but really is just one loser's truth

>>15838604
Thanks for the (You), I knew we were friends

>>15838600
Good shit.
If you're an actual woman and not some troll sperglord (which you probably are), you sound decent. Don't worry about them titties.
To answer your question >>15838490
Dresses. What you posted makes you look like a basic bitch trying to get into art school. Although the hoodie is kinda nice.

>>15838609
>I knew we were friends
Keep dreaming whore. Women are good for nothing besides singing. And that's very few of them.

>>15838615
You have a point. I'm trying to avoid looking like a basic lesbian but I keep dressing like one. What's classy for a dress you might see a woman wear in the office/profesional for work?

>>15838552
I've been thinking about getting these myself for years.

>>15838626
Depends on your work environment and your personality.
If you suddenly show up wearing business attire in a casual environment while having worn Vans for years, you'll look equally retarded (if not more) than wearing the basic bitch stuff.
I personally like the Lanvin/Lemaire/Margiela sort of aesthetic. For men as well as women.
Pic related is not a dress but a sort of starting point that'd work for most environments for a grown up woman.

>>15838658
Except that not wearing a bra isn't exactly office-suitable

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>>15838552
why are you trying to dress like someone who rides the bus

>>15838538
>"I'm a scientist and that's all I care about"
>posts naked body on 4chan for validation

>>15838538
Straight, using it to make you feel stupid because you are. I own two small businesses so posting my bank account balance and showing you NET revenue from each business isn't a fair representation of how much I'm really worth (less than the expenses)

you shouldnt get dressed at all

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>>15838667
what does that even mean
anyone can ride the bus

>>15838478
Gross boobs. I refuse to date anyone with flapjacks

>>15838478
tits like a 60 year old woman

>>15838901
>Gross boobs. I refuse to date anyone with flapjacks
You talk like anyone would ever want to date you in the first place.

>>15838478
I want to grab one of your pancake titties rest it on my head and where it like a yamaka

>>15838478
honestly i hate fake tits but i would get some if i were you. they look deflated
>>15838519
pfft bragging about 10k

>>15838478
whats your address? i want to send you an air pump

>>15839012
Hahaha based

>>15839030
Based

wear a dress or high skirt/jeans. accentuates your nice hips (and ass if you got it)

>>15838478
I would immediately get fake tits if I were you.

>>15838478
I don't even care about the tits, I'd wreck you

>>15838600
Lmao I love it when copers post fan fiction about their own lives.
>go back to r*ddit

>>15838722
You're getting cringier every single day
Reading your posts is like watching the downfall of something that was only mediocre from the get-go. Pathetic. That's what it is.

>>15838478
>could wear basic underwear
>nah, lemme get naked and cover my privates with stickers

Honey you don't look like this, I know that photo angle, you're putting your right foot forward and placing your weight on your hips to percieve an hourglass figure and shaped ass, you're probably a fridge shape so just dress like a man or wear high waisted skinny jeans to give your body some curves babe, xoxo.

get a new rack

>>15838502
Chest muscle doesn't make your tits look like they're under the gravitational effect of Jupiter

self esteem

>>15838502
Im pretty sure chest muscle has the opposite effect on your tits

>>15838722
get lipo

>>15838722
lol you're such a fag 'sieg heil' , post an updated selfie

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>15838478
Where you live bb I cum give fuk

>>15838504
look who’s talking

>>15839389
AND FEED

>>15838478
Sophia?

>>15839455
Bait

>>15838478
disgusting body. your tits look like they belong to an embalmbed coprse. your hair looks like dry straw. your abode is a depression inducing shithole and you have no redeeming qualities, physical or mental.

>>15838478
go for the french girl aesthetic. check out rouje and reformation

>>15838478
>kek

Femcel detected.

>>15838478
Despite what /fa/ggots are saying, never forget that real heterosexual men do not care about the shape of your tits, boobs are boobs.
Also, address >>15839199 and post a good picture where your realistic proportions are visible

>>15839878
Team rocket getting banned agaaaaaiinnnnnn~. Does this count as censoring if I cover the nipple
Bye blue boards

>>15839943
Acceptable?

>>15839943
>real heterosexual men do not care about the shape of your tits, boobs are boobs.
Wrong. Not all men like saggy lopsided breasts, hard-as-a-rock breasts, nipples the size of the entire breast, etc

>>15839973
Side profile

>>15839980
Well I mean I would love to have chesty pillows but when I lost weight, my tits lost a lost a lot of fat too. They are really like two sad socks with two sad marbles, so I wear compression shirts. On the bright side, I won't require any skin grafting during the breast aug.

Women are repulsive. Their bodies, idiocy, and vanity define them.

>>15839964
I wanna suck them floppy titties god damn what 0 pussy in a year does to a mf.

>>15839994
You only say that because the female form continues to control you. Why can't you just enjoy their beautiful bodies too? Clearly that's all we/they want from you. Women thrive on attention. I can't believe you fools kept my bread alive all day even after I left.

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>>15839983
Hmmm... you look young

Any chance of having a nibble on your cunt?

-Love Dad x

>>15840006
Unironically I'm only 24 but my dad is long dead. Daddy issues are certainly a factor here.

Those are perhaps the worst tits I've ever seen.

She’s ok pretty. Now this is just bullying.

>>15840000
Holy shit checkkked. Come here and suckle mommy

>>15840008
24... you're short, you can pass. This Dad would give you an in depth sexual education in the bedroom, Princess.

>>15840016
To be fair, all the current Netflix actresses playing teens are actually about 22-26. Actual 18 year olds tend to look like children (except the ones who are partying so hard they will look 60 when they are 30). A normal woman should stay looking youthful throughout their entire fertile period unless they are actively destroying their health with bad habits.

>>15840008
invest on your rack baby , you are too young to have boobs that flat

>>>/soc/

>>15840046
So long as she can dress and act like she is in high school, it's all good to me

Ht me up some time, Princess.

cessy_n_huey@mail.com

Daddy will teach you how to be a really bad girl.

>>15840055
glad to see your off that whore of babylon finally cec.

>>15840060
Lol. Huey or this creature?

>>15839983
>>15839973
Hi Tiffany

>>15840068
The one you cry all the time about lmao.

>>15838478
Start by ignoring the retards on this board

>>15840081
Hahah oh the beautiful Huey :o)

>>15840081
Hey I used to look like that kind of. We are all a work in progress eh?

>>15840071
No idea who that is. My name starts with "L"

>>15840068
That is some bad style from my perspective. The hair, the expression on the lips.. nice chest though!

>>15840055
See ya daddy-o

>>15840099
Contact me. I need to deal with you in a very strict manner.

The dress. It's happening. Do I buy it?

>>15840112
Yes. It looks cute and nor are you plastered with degenerate tattoos all over. I'd have you out of that so fast and into the bedroom though.

>>15840117
Lol. I don't do short men.

>>15840119
Do you think you get a choice? If you spoke back to me like that in person I would belt your fucking ass hard.

>>15840119
You don’t get to chose, obese lady.

>>15840122
Lol, I could just kick you .

>>15840128
Cunt just earned herself a throat fucking until she gags hard and learns some manners.

>>15838478
You have 85 year old tits at 25
I recommend getting pregnant

>>15840137
I don't plan on raising anyone's genes unless I meet a mate who is obviously out of my league, that's just biology. Otherwise I'd rather let my genes die out and make some contributions to science while I'm here.

>>15840133
I'm OP and I did not say any of that shit about short guys! Also, your email really ends in
>@mail.com
?

>>15840153
Yes. It does. That's really my e-mail. I travel a lot so don't think that you're too far away or whatever, sweetheart.

>>15840126
OP here to say I did not post the thing about short men. And you better not be calling me obese! Here are today's stats for fit reference

>>15840049
Proof that boobs are effay

>>15840159
Same time zone as me I see. We must be close.

>>15840165
If you're really in Seattle.. well I'm 2 hours south of Portland, OR. Stay weird kek.

nobody tell her

>>15840168
If not LARPing, you do realize Cecil is a 4'11, bald, Nazi, pedophile who uses a community bathroom.

>>15840168
I really am and I used to live in Oregon just before moving here. We really should hang out, I think we would have a good time.

>>15840176
A wild white knight appears. Boring. She isn't stupid and can clearly see past the obvious trolling that you are posting.

oh no! some guy is talking to a girl! I must try and ruin that!

Sad lonely bitter incel kek.

>>15840176
>pedo
>he is talking to a woman

>>15838478
International
French fry milkshake meatball baffler meal
Northpole
International
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you h...
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you h...

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#19986
Dec 17, 2020, 12:27:45 PM


You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

>>15840176
He is 5 FOOT 0 INCHES, also he lifts the heavy irons and likes to rape women and be dominant I wonder where that inclination comes from.

>>15838478
Dress trad so you don't end up like a 30 year old unmarried used up roastie

>>15840197
OH NO A MAN LIKES TO BE DOMINANT!!

The absolute state of some of the "men" on here. No surprise you're virgins.

>>15840197
I thought he was 4'11

>>15840209
Says the "man" that is less than 60 inches.
>>15840210
Probably is but he claims he is 5 feet of muscle LMAO.

>>15840218
>the forced laugh of the incel through teary eyes

>>15840236
Actual ROFLcopter You calling anyone else an incel.

>>15840247
You're really embarrassing. You are trying too hard to act like you don't care.

>ROFLcopter

CRINGE.

Bitter incel ranting like Elliot Rodger. Women don't owe you pussy bro lol.

>>15840255
bro you're the ugliest person on this website
sit down

>>15840255
Nice 2.0 faggot.
>ranting like Elliot Rodger
>I watched all his videos as soon as he posted them
>cecil bitchute
>here's me crying for 45 minutes
I absolutely am LOLCATS right now.

>>15840261
You dropped your virginity card bro.

You're a pimple faced teenage anon incel lol. Go to bed, kid.

>>15840264
Yeah I know what incels sound like. You strike me as a very bitter incel. Very jealous of guys like me who smash pussy. What can I say, some of us are loser incels in life. Just own it.

>>15840268
Nigga, you're ugly, bald, 5 ft tall, 40 years old with no kids or family, living in a dump. No one would be jealous of you.

>>15840268
>Yeah I know what incels sound like.
I hope you would because you are one. The only people that talk about smashing pussy are those that aren't getting any mate. Everyone else just does it, it has no effect on their lives. When you put the pussy on a pedestal and get horny for every femanon that posts is when you should realise you have a problem.

>>15840275
Lmao how mad is this kid at me? You'll never be me little incel. Did yo momma give you a spanking for staying up too late and you're salty over it haha. You're a VIRGIN.

>>15840277
>red blooded male sees cute girl here and they have a problem

Lol. Go get pegged you little beta. You're another faceless virgin.

>>15838478
you're a qt

sup pancake titties

>>15840153
What field are you in

designed, engineered, and hand crafted for the express purpose of taking big black cock

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>>15838478
Op are you 30+?

>>15838504
this is proof none of you’ve seen tits before lol

>>15838502
You look like a dyel. And there are plenty of chicks with normal tits that actually have muscle

>>15838478
>5'3"

Where are you located? Would love to cum inside that body

>>15838569
well that should make you hyper against trannies
you knew the guy and then he just went and got fucked in the head with a little help of some internet friends

>>15838480

Ass like a deflated balloon
Tits like flapjacks.
You really won the genetic lottery didn't you? Jesus christ, You have the body of a woman who spit out 2 kids.