/fa/ - Fashion

>>15821605
chastity cage. You'll be able to fit into smaller and smaller cages the more you get used to it.

Tight, supportive underwear.

>>15821605
Some thot needs to put you into your place regarding your normal dick.

>>15821751
My dick is 11 inches, is that really normal?

>>15821751
The way my balls are, my dick rests atop them and points straight constantly even when I'm not hard so I just constantly have a dick pointing forward in my pants.
Should I try compression shorts/trunks or what to deal with this

>>15821773
Your dick is tiny lol
Probably less than 7 inches

>>15821786
I've a thick 8 incher your mother is familiar with

>>15821605
why not just be known as someone with a large dick. women will talk

>>15821605
go commando, I'm a little over 7 inches and it's hardly noticeable unless i wear tight pants or get hard

>>15821605
lucky

>>15821605
post bulge

>>15821605
Wear UA compression shorts under your sweatpants. Simple as.

>>15822362
>UA compression shorts
those turn me on so much fuck i love seeing fit boys in them

>>15821605
Same here if you find out let me know
Im 13“ long and my balls are just too huge I’m annoyed girls always look at my Junk when I wear sweatpants. I’m telling them my fave is up here but the problem is I’m also too handsome or so I’m told and they start to get nervous and all Red. Usually you think that’s cool but everywhere I go girls try to ask me out and fuck me like damn I just wanna go shopping or I can’t even work cos I’m being Molested all the time it sucks. Maybe I should drive a less exotic car my Ferrari draws just too much attention the problem is I earn Just too much money I have to spend it my accountant already said I gotta dial down with the money making lol he just can’t keep up anyway nice to know a bro here

>>15821605
I’m unironically 9 inches and have never had this problem, idk why people post stuff like this, is there a word for humblebragging about things that aren’t true?

>>15822524
jesus. are you black?

>>15822525
No I’m british

Merlin#1488 if you wanna see more UwU

>>15822530
>>15822524
JESUS FUCK YOU WERENT KIDDING LOL

>>15822530
unffff and uncut too, what a dream

do you post lots of pics anywhere? like reddit or anything (aside from discord)

>>15822539
Nah not rlly

>>15822508
Shit dude you Look Fine as shit!!
Dann you absoloutly MOGMOGMOG op with his shrimp dick thread now that’s a man !!
>t. NOTMOGMOGMOG

>>15822540
my mouth is watering lol. u into guys or gals?

>>15822545
Honestly don’t care fuck or getting fucked I take it all

>>15822545
Anything that’s still warm

>>15821605
i have a HOG and dont wear underwear, but dont wear sweatpants. In chino shorts and jeans its pretty obvious, but who gives a shit. Women wear shirts with their tits hangin out all the time, dont worry aboutit

I'm at least 13 inches long (if not longer; it's actually proportionally average to my body, since I'm 7'8.5") and I just own it, if I ever have a problem with it at all.
I often wear super tiny shorts that show off varying amounts of underbun and if I do have a problem with having a huge bulge, I just own it.

>>15822530
you gotta be swimming in pssy
how many dates you get a week ?
go be a pornstar or sth

>>15822617
I don’t rlly like casual sex

>>15822621
we want what we cant have

>>15822624
I want a restoration of Aryan aristocracy and the elimination of abrahamic influence in Europe... so u saying I can’t have that?? ;_;

>>15822556
>>15822557
i really gotta move to europe. uncut dicks everywhere :)))

its terrible in america, everyone is circumsized and dry as fuck and boring

also i wanna eat ur ass

>>15822650
are you a cute girl ?

>>15822666
almost, i'm 5'4 and 100lbs and i have long hair

but i'm a boy :(

>>15822699
i shouldve known, girls dont worship dick that much

>>15822666
>>15822701
You aren’t me faggot fuck off
>>15822699
U sound cute let’s go on a date

>>15821605
thick thighs make the dick rise

>>15822666
no, satan, this is a fashion board

>>15822632
pagan?

>>15823044
i'll dream about you tonite

>>15822530
POST IT AGAIN I WASNT LOOKING

>>15823727
it was sooo big and juicy omg. my mouth was watering :(

you're all closet homosexuals

>>15823747
Stop teasing me >:(

>>15823748
Closet?

thanks for sharing that juicy pic

i reported you all for being super gay

>>15823760
;_;

>>15821605
Pouch underwear like in your pick.

>>15821605

Kek Chad pouches are real

>>15821605
Post bulges, for er, aesthetic comparison. Come on! post your effey bulges!

>>15821645

this

t. knower

>>15821727

tight underwears are opposite to comfy

>>15825350
i have really low hanging balls and i find the opposite to be true. they stick to my thighs and just get uncomfortable if i don't have a pouch to separate.

>>15825369
Loose weight fatty piggy legs.

>>15825373
my bmi is 16.5

>>15821605
L O N D O N
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>>15822530
Post a pic in sweatpants haha

>>15821605
Just wear briefs and tuck it up under the waist band, son

okay sweatpants and take some viagra to let the ladies know you mean business

put it in my mouf

>>15822530
>>15823727
>>15826064
Repost the riveting pic anon. So many missed it!

>>15822617
m8 I'm at 7.5 and it's a pain for sex, if he's really 9'' then I'm fucking sorry for him and whoever he fucks

Why is all of /fa/ 99.999th percentile in dick size

>>15827680
I'm actually 9 inches, this guy >>15822524 is delusional if he thinks 9 fucking inches isn't obvious unless he's a real grower

if you don't believe me, well, check the last post on monster cock thread on /soc/ haha, yeah big dicks exist, surprise!

>>15827691
well it's not the last post anymore lol but it is an accidental double post :^)

If you're wearing sweatpants just wear really tight underwear, but you would have to put your dick in a horizontal position towards either leg

i like the brand “obviously”, as their pouches are larger than other brands i’ve tried. underwear is of similar or higher quality to BN3TH and others, while still hitting that $20-$30/pair price point.
pic related is what a soft 7x5 looks like in them, though I think that I find most underwear uncomfortable because I have a very loose scrote and larger than average balls that constantly “escape” the pouches of other underwear brands, rather than dick size whilst flaccid. having some loose flappy scrote skin just hanging out is so fucking uncomfortable, NEVER again will I put up with that shit

>tl;dr OBVIOUSLY’s

>>15828615
could I have a frontal pic I can’t see your chest

>>15828619
no

>>15828615
letme suck it daddy

my penile is only 2.350 inches

>>15828615
That’s a nice package, son.

>>15828640
thats not even 6 cm

>>15821824
>8 inch
>big
this is like thinking 6'2 is still considered "tall" in 2020

>>15828615
post more you insecure fucker lets see that chest and those arms in action

>>15828650
i would be overjoyed if i had 8
>tfw 6.5

>>15828650
>>15828679
the average is literally 5.5

>>15828633
>>15828641
one brand had similar support, “wildmanT”, but a much lower build quality and they are more marketed for gay men rather than everyday underwear

>>15828619
>>15828671
you may have one with a shirt on

>>15828721

>>15828615
>>15828721
>>15828724
Many thanks for the New Year’s Gift, blessed anon.

>>15828711
It was that maybe 50 or 60 years ago.

>>15828650
fucking idiot porn addicted zoomer incel, the average is 5.5. Your brain is rotted.

>>15828742

>>15828615
>7x5
>very loose scrote and larger than average balls

um can we get a pic on imgur or something?

>>15828731
and finally BN3TH to compare
smaller pouch, high quality and tons of patterns

>>15828724
>>15828615
is this the Ned Flanders dude? Lmao

Listen to the advice of a thing that looks like this

Me !1n6WugqKa6

>>15820091
>>15820346
>>15821598
>>15821637
>>15826511

>>15821605
I would gladly flaunt it and not wear underwear at all, just to see women's reaction and feel admired by women that are hanging out with their spouses.

>>15828742
can confirm
>t. 5.6ish and all standard cups fit perfectly

>>15828615
God, I wish I was this lucky.

>>15828779
You’ll attract more attention from their repressed homosexual husbands and ruin everybody’s marriages.

>>15828650
this
manlet cutoff is 7'5 now, anyone below just gets mogged by the grotesquely elongated shadow people I keep seeing everywhere
as for dicks, 12 inches is the minimum or else the shadow people will point at you and hiss derisively

>>15828777
Your devotion this exceptional.
Pls stop though bc you’re literally turning me into a meme and ffs if that’s gonna be my legacy - a meme on 4 fucking Chan - then I really should/would die rn

>>15828788
>ruin
You’d actually be helping those men express their true desires and to live freely.

>>15828788
I mean look, you'd feel the security that your marriage or relationship will stay forever without you having to work out or compensate for your other shortcomings.

And yes attention is fun. Having the validation from other people that you're a prize to go home with is fun. Knowing that most people wish they were you, knowing that most people are intimidated/threatened by your presence, knowing that most people see you as better than them. Those are all fun and yes I wish I could feel that way. And just basically living the worry-free life with no insecurity anymore.

So don't even wear underwear and embrace it. Because many, many guys wish they would embrace it, something they never had.

>>15828615
>>15822530
>>15828721
moarrr effay packages n undies

>>15828757
my only option is bn3ath cause theyre the only brand i can find that sells size XXS :/ which is fine since i like them but fuck i just want some briefs or shorter boxer briefs and they don't have briefs and a miniscule selection of boxer briefs

>>15828752
>>15828742
Average is 5inches. People who take photos of their dicks are mostly proud of it, so only well endowed guys take pictures of their dicks. Most people don't. Most people don't record themselves having sex. Most people don't take dickpics. Most people are average.

>>15828851
actually average is 6 inches. any smaller and you will likely be alone forever, even girls are around 6 inches these days

>>15828851
>>15828858

P sure average is 5.5

And tbqh unless you’re with loosie lacy - or you don’t know how to work it...size isn’t that important.
Nobody is gonna be alone forever just bc their dick is small

>>15828873
>>15828472
>captain America posts his dick and nobody cares - imagine Wonder Woman posting her lady parts
>captain America posts his dick and nobody cares - imagine Wonder Woman posting her lady parts
>captain America posts his dick and nobody cares - imagine Wonder Woman posting her lady parts

>>15828873
confirmed for >6 inches

>>15828898
would be pretty weird if she had a 6 inch clit

>>15828873
Idk it's just concerning that our partners will always find bigger ones more appealing. But then again men can always find someone else prettier too. Life sucks.

>>15828907

Wouldn’t be odd since Me !1n6WugqKa6
fucks animals (horses)
>>15820091
>>15820346
>>15821598
>>15821637
>>15826511
>>15828472
>captain America posts his dick and nobody cares - imagine Wonder Woman posting her lady parts

>>15828911
You're definitely more annoying than her

Tuck it under our waistband

>>15827691
That guy actually posted a measured pic with his username, srs check archives. He’s the real deal.

Hold your meat while you walk

>>15828922
>Tuck it under our waistband
>our

Don’t tease my weasel

>>15827691
Literally none in that “monster” thread were as big as his lmao

>>15828938
Sir that is a rat

>>15821605
Don't wear tight or too short stuff then. My dick hangs into my trouser legs

>>15828948

>>15828735
You're right, dicks are smaller now with all the s o y and hormones in everything. WW2 gen had colossal dicks.

>>15828925
>check archives
How do

>>15821605
8.5" here, never understood this shit, just put your hands in your pockets if you're wearing loose pants

>>15828981
Desuarchive

>>15829012
Desuarchive doesn't have /fa/ :(

>>15828978
>WW2 gen had colossal dicks
source ? i seriously doubt that

>>15828615
i can vouch for these
i'm wearing a pair of obviously right now
i don't even have a big dick, i just have big balls and it's fucking annoying
obviously underwear isn't perfect because of some of the stitching and seam quality, and the leg elastic isn't as tight as some other brands
also they have 3 price tiers and the only colorway offered that doesn't have obnoxious branding and colors is in the most expensive line

do most guys really not have the problem where one of your balls ends up slipping down into one of your pant legs?

>>15828807
You’re the biggest joke on this website ngl

>>15828939
Hmm maybe, I’m the guy who another anon requested to show up that I ended up replying to. I never see dicks my size and I talk to thousands of guys. Mine is literally thicker than my arm lol check again

>>15829012
>>15828981
google "fa archive"
warosu

>>15828615
>>15828721
I've tried underwear with pouches like this and they're comfy as fuck but it's impossible to hide my dick with them.

>>15829052
Wait I just checked the archive mine is way fucking bigger lol dude is like 5.5” girth I’m 6.5” around and the same length

Guess you’re not a good judge at viewing dick size, directed to the “lmao” guy >>15828939

>>15829056
Oh BABY. Now that's a proper donger.

Also, are you supposed to measure dicks from the side or the top? If I measure mine from the top it's about 7 inches, but if I measure it from the side it's about 7.5. Which is the accurate one? I don't want to be going around saying I'm packing 7.5 and then when people see it they're disappointed.

>>15829074
You have a fat pad.

>>15829078
No, I'm skinny. I'm pretty sure the difference is due to the curvature of the bone.

>>15829082
The difference is usually negligible but some autists go as far as “muh bone pressed or not bone pressed” so beats me. Just don’t measure it from behind hahah

>>15829086
I feel like it's hard to have a definitive measurement of dick size because there's different levels of hardness depending on so many variables, like how horny you are, amount of bloodlfow/circulation, how well hydrated you are. I feel like it all depends on what kind of day I'm having. Like on some days I'm not really feeling it, my boner is kinda meh. And then on other day's I'll be like diamonds hard, it's all variable. Do you go around saying that you're the largest size, and then when people see your dick and it's not at maximum capacity they get disappointed? Or do you go around saying the smaller estimate, that way when people see it they're pleasantly surprised? I feel like the solution is to start reporting dick size as a range. Like for instance, I would say my dick is 7 + or - 0.2 inches.

>>15829105
Mine varies by an inch or more, I've measured it over 8" once or twice when I had exceptional boners but slightly under 7" when it was less enthusiastic. I usually just go with the average of 7.5ish.

>>15829149
damn, pic?

>>15829069
Measure it and post a pic then, genuinely curious

>>15829151
I've never managed to take a decent one. I have really bad anxiety about sexual stuff and even the idea of anonymously posting a picture, along with the paranoia that somebody I know IRL might somehow find the pics (doesn't help that a friend DID find my dick pics 10+ years ago and still ribs me about them to this day) makes me start losing my boner as soon as I point a camera at it.

>>15829190
He’s gay for you

>>15829181
lol sometime I will sure. I can make thousands on onlyfans so I don’t generally go doing requests for nothing. Clearly my cock is huge if you saw the picture of it lol I’m 6’ tall, but I haven’t taken a ruler pic since I was like 18

>>15828742
The average is 5.5.
Women only have sex with the top 20% of men and all want to pass the Chads around.
This means the RELEVANT AVERAGE, that is among those who actually have sex, is like 7 inches because the guys that are below the true average aren't getting laid anyway.

Inb4 massive cope replies.

>>15827680
Homosexuals and cross genders tend to have larger penises. This may be due to excessive hormonal imbalances and their generally being thinner/healthier.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10410197/

>>15829237
the bare minimum average is 6 bro, even girls are that big these days

>>15829237
rika is a cumslut

>>15829210
Sounds like cope

>>15829210
>>15829379
>>15829052
You guys mean this??
>>>29667609
I’d wager it doesn’t even hit the 7” mark, at least the other anon measure his legit 9 incher

>>15829395
>>15829069
Meant this
>>29667609

>>15829069
>>>/soc/29667609

This post?? No way is that bigger than >>15822530 ‘s cock

>>15829237
>>15829237
you've actually got a point, people with self-esteem issues don't count to the average.
I have an 8 inch erection and I'm still a sad bastard, so no one knows, which goes against what you're saying because I'm not getting laid.

>>15829237
>women only have sex with 20% of men
Holy shit this meme needs to die. Just because 80% of the faggots on this website never leave the house, doesn't make it true.

Most people have sex just fine. Ugly, dumb, poor people are having more sex than all the people on this website combined, I guarantee you. If you're solely judging by quick fuck apps like tinder, then of course attractive people are gonna be at the top. Most people don't open your bio, so of course your photo quality/appearance is gonna be the only thing people judge.

>average is 5.5
World average is 5.5. Euros and Anglos average above 6. Britbongers are like 6.3

>relevant average
Fuck me, make up all this shit to cope with being a fucking loser. Being attractive has nothing to do with your dick size. Even if we were to entertain the idea of the "top" 20% getting all the sex, their dicks will fall within margin of error of the average. How are you faggots so statistically illiterate? 20% is a huge portion of a population.

>inb4 massive cope
I mean you're not wrong, you are coping pretty hard.

>>15829237
That stat only applies to a few dating/hookup sites, not the world as a whole.

>>15829430
britbong avg is 5.3", and USA 4.9"
germany has 5.7", tallest in the world iirc
keep in mind these are measured stats, not self reported

>>15829531
fug, biggest*

>>15829531
the Democratic Republic of the Congo is the rape capital of the world

>>15829570
Nah thats self reported, like saying that the average on 4chan is 9"
Measured african stats are in the 5-5.5" range

>>15829408
>>15829379
It is though lol that cock just touched 9 inches on the ruler and was clearly an inch less in girth too. So yeah I’m an inch girthier essentially and the same length

>>15829770
And he has phimosis
>>/fa/thread/S15821605?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=019755b3045bf97994731de86ea36a32b9145ce6-1609377208-0-Ac1bCq8d-AiuvUDK-MjhXj8uxlvjKMm37SxG-AHygblfhtQO6andS-oFp3uPNaLIdj1SE21aaollNvrvgjLBoasaTz0OGDxU_aawqdQQYk70GKY1vwq8AldCow2nto4LieKfNxlJzMoNtOn_F8qJbCuqvskdFudkHGP8o-w4iNN_DF9i7IqhpWskj3dgYCk4jHdxzX9W6OanqwXLuw0Zq1RcPvlmVFcFWhx_3VdThbmBziFOQOBL2byzrrZvaPLD6VobuleUHfB7fx4crFk0xum9TTeMPxg6EoWNx4SDXh4f1cYOJdNYLnoxBjxS3HvZUEO_o57cx3gk9EjQAw0QZXU

Long link. Sorry doesn’t impress me much and you’re nuts to think my cock looks smaller bahah

>>15821846
yes. straight girl advice

>>15829531
hungary has the largest nurse-measured at 6.5, france second with 6.3
HUNG-ARYANS

>>15829778
>straight girl advice
ignored

>>15829430
>Euros and Anglos average above 6
Source?

>>15821846
This. Small dicked guys often wish they were big, and now the big dicked guys are crying for being big. These guys are like the white male cucks who hate themselves for being white.

t. Small dick

>>15829872
Nah it’s just a bit obscene when your dick is showing and children are around lol you look like a pervert showing off

>>15829877
Well then don't look like you're trying to show it off. Dress and act as if you can't do anything about your god given gift.

>>15829877
>>15821846

why are men so concerned about their strapping their manhood down so nothing shows?
It's like the minimiser bras for women, I don't get it, my skinny jeans days are over.
I would rather be comfortable than have other people "embarrassed" for me. I genuinely can not do anything about being endowed.
But I guess it's like women with large breasts, people just put that sexuality on you.

>>15829877
You’re the pervert for having the atypical thought cross your mind.

>>15829912
It’s not like I’m ashamed to be a huge guy, but it’s like a girl with big tits but even worse for a guy. It just actually looks like I’m showing off if I don’t wear briefs

>>15829924
Nah, I’m just normal. If I was a pervert I’d go to target without underwear on in gym shorts or sweatpants haha

>>15829927
>If I was a pervert I’d go to target without underwear on in gym shorts or sweatpants haha

freeballing ain’t perverted bro

>>15829912
>people just put that sexuality on you
Which is a good thing. Many people have to try hard to achieve this.

>>15829932
When you’re 6” soft it can be lol people just stare

>>15829938
Depends on the venue. A party or the beach sure. The store or an event? Not so much

>>15829944
Why not?

>>15829940
>people just stare
Which is a good thing. I wish I have something good in/on me that people can stare at or admire.

>>15829949
Because it looks like my dick is hard haha, I show off when it’s appropriate even work is fine. But certain things it doesn’t feel right since my dick is like the biggest thing on me..

>>15829952
I’m handsome too so I don’t need to rely on bulge admirers :p but it is cute to see people look down

>>15829959
Ppl can tell if it's actually hard or soft. Hard is when it's pointing outward.

>>15829970
lol my dick soft is bigger than half of guys hard, it looks hard

>>15829665
Just goes to show penis size has nothing to do with how much you get laid, it's more about how much you can rape. Congolese men average 50 partners by age 12 due to this simple trick, despite only having average 5"

>>15828398
i do this

>>15829770
>>15829774
Not that anon, but that cock is definitely bigger than the one you posted on soc

>>15827680
Nobody talks about their small penis, I guess. Also, I know for a goddamn fact that almost all men lie about how big their penis is.
>tfw so big I don't have to lie

>>15829973

>>15821605
this is bullshit. sweatpants are probably the best pants for accomodating the equipment of the well endowed. im 9 inches and the only trouble i have is with slim fit jeans or low rise pants

Is rocking a bulge /fa/ ? Mine is 7 inches and usually hangs pretty low

>>15832127
post bulge

>>15832144
no bulge pic but here is my hard, you can see how it's challenging to hide

https://imgur.com/a/tDQr4Ho

>>15832151
fuck i wanna suck that

Kinda funny that every dude here has measured their dick around here and knows the exact length.

>>15832158
kind of funny that you call yourself hot but you're not

>>15832158
You measured your skull haha

>>15832176
I never said I was hot

But pls pls pls pls post a selfie and if you’re attra

>>15832180
-ctive
And you’ll have fellow anons bashing me and complimenting you so a win win for a handsome fellow like you

>>15832182
You look like you're angry all the time because of your ugly and unpleasant facial wrinkles. It's very unbecoming. And to top it off you're an attention whore. You should take up a hobby or something it might help with your giant ego and mental health issues.

>>15832153
thanks ;))

>>15832184
what the fuck do you know about me?

nothing

>>15832237
I know you're an ugly miserable attention whore just based on this thread alone!! Go spend your new years out with people who enjoy your company because nobody here does.

>>15832242
nope i cant
bc im being responsible and i have to be up before the sun so youre stuck with me until i fall asleep.
GOD FORBID i catch COVID and cant go on my holiday i will slit someones throat

>>15832250
>>15832237
ないwwwwwww

>>15832180
>I never said I was hot

>>15832258
where did you see me say "im hot"
bc either my eyes are playing tricks on me or youre just taking shit out of context (which wouldnt shock me bc thats what you fuckers do best)