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What's an alternative to this that doesn't scream 'I enjoy a finger up my ass'?

>> No.15823661

>>15823656
Moncler

>> No.15823664

>>15823656
wear this but sew a patch on the back that says "i don't enjoy a finger up my ass"

>> No.15823665

>>15823661
Moncler screams “I enjoy a fist up my ass.”

>> No.15823667

>>15823656
at -40 do you want to stay alive or not to get fisted in the ass later?

>> No.15823670

>>15823656
Buy a black one with a blacked out logo/patch

>> No.15823672

Depends on how many fingers you’d want up your ass

>> No.15823673

>>15823656
just get the uniqlo down parka

>> No.15823675

>>15823667
I'm in England, so it's unlikely to go below -5c

>> No.15823676
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15823676

The gays and the tourists haven't found Helly Hansen yet

>> No.15823682

>>15823675
Well then why are you shopping for arctic expedition parkas?

>> No.15823702

>>15823682
Anything below 5 feels cold to me

>> No.15823706

>>15823702
You don't need an arctic expedition parka to feel warm at +/- 5.

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>>15823656

>> No.15823716

>>15823676
ah hh the germans construction workers first choice for a fashionable entrance into his local lowlife bar

>> No.15823725

>>15823675
So wear a fucking hoodie you Anglo faggot what kind of dork wears a fucking Canada goose coat in -5 degree weather?

>> No.15823733

>>15823676
hot garbage

>> No.15823758
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>>15823733
Being hot is the idea.

>> No.15823777

>>15823676
I live in northern VA and around here HH is really popular among younger black guys.

>> No.15823811

>>15823706
>>15823725
Went for a long walk out today and saw at least a couple of guys wearing Canada Goose. FWIW this was in the countryside and my watch said it was ~0-1c outside. It's normal

>> No.15823899

>>15823811
it's not normal to wear an arctic expedition parka in that weather, it's extremely abnormal. maybe they are doing it for a status reason to seem cool but wearing something rated for -40c weather in regular conditions is autistic as fuck

>> No.15823903

>>15823811
Wearing Canada Goose is a black people thing in the UK anon.
Are you black?

>> No.15823997

>>15823758
uberkek

>> No.15824038

>>15823676
Helly Hansen is good for sailing/wet weather gear, their cold-weather stuff is acceptable but not best-in-class.

>>15823811
There are lots of Canada Goose jackets, they're not all for 40 below. Plenty of city jackets for 0 degrees.

>>15823899
>>15823903
>>15823725
At the end of the day, it's autistic to tell someone how cold they're feeling. Some people run hot, some people run cold.
>Keep your Audi in the garage, asshole, driving your sports car when you could take the bus is autistic as fuck.

>> No.15824105

>>15823811
canada goose doesnt only sell expedition parkas

>> No.15824113

>>15824105
The expedition parkas are the only parkas anyone buys. Usually East and West Asian immigrants who are used to boiling hot summers. Conspicuous consumption is also a factor.

>> No.15824114

>>15823656
The North Face
Moose Knuckle
Fjallraven (if you like putting wax on your coat to make it waterproof)

>> No.15824119

I wish that based anon that knows a lot about outdoor gear was here to settle this

>> No.15824133

>>15824113
i almost exclusively see the langford parka
i got both the black label langford and a white expedition but the expedition is way too bulky and warm for the city

>> No.15824136

>>15824114
>Moose Knuckle
Laughable name, even more laughable coats with their logo that looks like a giant metal nutsack

>> No.15824148

>>15823656
Milsurp N-3B

>> No.15824160

>>15824113
>The expedition parkas are the only parkas anyone buys
You must be joking, the overwhelming majority of CG sales are in their mid-range parkas.

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>>15824114
North Face hasn't been good in years.
Mackage makes the best winter jacket nowadays.

>> No.15824183

>>15823656
CG used to be about coats that could survive literally Antarctica and now they've just become another pseudo streetwear brand with overpriced shit with a big logo

>> No.15824191

>>15824164
>inner jacket
>fur lined collar
>instagram model
surely looks like 2012 in here
just get a cg black label langford

>> No.15824196

>>15824191
fur lined hoods are based

>> No.15824202

>>15824191
Fur lining seals the hood against the face, and also cuts down on wind noise. It is a practical feature.

>> No.15824207

>>15824119
he's probs out gettin laid unlike u

>> No.15824212

>>15824164
>inner jacket
It's part of the jacket as a removable hooded bib. I have this jacket, it's really quite practical.

>> No.15824220

>>15824202
i meant the fur lining, not the fur trim
>>15824212
removable inner jackets always look trash
why would they do that ?

>> No.15824229

>>15824220
Layering is important for winter clothing.
The liner is extra warmth if you need it, can be removed if you are starting to overheat but still want the outer shell, and can be worn on its own as a lightweight jacket if it warms up or if you are doing some manually intensive work.

>> No.15824265

>>15823656
Just get a heavy fleece sweater from Patagonia, you don't need a down jacket for +0c weather.

>> No.15824276

>>15824265
I don't need it in the same way I don't need a Note 20 Ultra to watch YouTube, but I enjoy having nice things and it feels good to know I have the capability if needed.

>> No.15824282

>>15824220
A fur lined hood keeps your head warm, it's nice to not need a toque.
I think of the inside zipper section as a convenient way to hold the jacket together without zipping up completely with the outside closures. All of the style, without having the wind blow straight into your gut.

>> No.15824299

>>15823656
Nothing, since that’s already you, OP.

>> No.15824309

>>15823656
https://featheredfriends.com

>> No.15824361

>>15823656

this type of jacket isn't practical for most people. you will likely overheat

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>>15823656
In terms of it being overpriced? Idk a lot of the really good looking brands will cost you an arm and a leg. Look into Moncler, Moose Knuckles, Nobis, Triple FAT Goose, Fjallraven, North Face, Stone Island and 66 degrees North. All of them are pretty expensive.

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>>15823656
I wear the women's (it's really more unisex) parajumpers kodiak parka.

>> No.15824576

Bought a Pajar from Canada.
Then I learned it meant handjob in spanish.

I'm not mad.

>> No.15824672
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>>15823656
99% of the human race does not need one of these omega big coats from CG. It's a waste of money. Even when it's technically cold in a northern urban city you will overheat in that thing.
Is CG warm? Yes it is
Is CG worth it? Unless you're paying to flex how much money you have, the train has left the station on it "being cool"
Properly layered clothing looks better, feels better and is all around a much more affordable approach to winter dressing

>> No.15824709

Get something from yves salomon, most people who like fingers up their ass are too poor to care about the brand. The boutiques have more selection for men than websites do though. They have lowkey shit but they've been increasingly peddling their "army" line which is becoming branded dogshit.

>> No.15824757

>>15823665
lol tru

>> No.15824768

>>15824569
buttons the wrong way- everyone knows you're wearing a woman's jacket

>> No.15825431

>>15824672
Layering can be awfully tedious for the fast paced city life. Sometimes you just need to throw on something warm

>> No.15825438
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15825438

accept no substitute

>> No.15826379

>>15825438
w2c same model or similar

>> No.15826386

>>15823656
just take the patch off like i did. ez pz

>> No.15826396

>>15824276
kys

>> No.15826398

>>15824540
>Fjallraven
Made in China shit.

>> No.15826440

>>15824768
I'm not concerned with something as grug brained as gendered button placement.

>> No.15826826

>>15826379
n3b parka

can be had for ~100 bucks on ebay/surplus stores/etsy etc

>> No.15827019

>>15824569
pjs are based, i have the cloud parka

>> No.15827078

>>15824164
I'm convinced this jacket and person doesn't exist and is just some pinterest deep fake

>> No.15827086

>>15827078
https://www.mackage.com/edward-down-coat-with-removable-hooded-bib-&-natural-fur-trim/EDWARD-F.html?cgid=mens-down-coats

>> No.15827479

>>15827078
I have this jacket. I'm a lanky Asian guy that can't grow a beard, but damn, the fur-lined hood is super comfy. You can tell Mackage is still in their tryhard phase, with all the leather trim, fleece-lined pockets, and general stitching, fit and drape are all very good and stylish. Fur feels great. After two winters with this thing, no visible signs of wear.
Downsides: duck down instead of goose, no interior shoulder straps if you're into that, the hood and chest bib is all one piece so you can't wear the inner zipper without having the big fur hood too (although the outer hood fur trim is removable as expected).
8/10, you can throw it over a t-shirt and survive a Montreal winter.

>> No.15827685

>>15823702
suck it up weakling anything under 20 feels cold to me how do you think I feel BITCH

>> No.15827731

>>15827685
I hate people who say "it's not cold enough to wear that"
FUCK YOU, I'm the one who's cold, not you, I'll wear whatever I want so I can keep warm. Mind your own business

>> No.15827757

>>15824164
Anything like this but longer?

>> No.15827762

>>15825438
Nice. This is just what I was looking for. Simple and functional but still damn cool looking.

>> No.15827837
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15827837

Woolrich arctic parka.

>> No.15827859

Do any of y'all faggots even own an Expedition parka? There's literally no substitute, mine's going five years and counting and I don't see myself ever buying another coat again.

>> No.15828123

look at Wellenstein in Germany, huge coats

>> No.15828159

>>15828123
wellenstein are legit the worst china coats imaginable

>> No.15828177

>>15827859
I had a CG Chateau parka. It became the faded fraying shit in two years. And I wore it only to get in my car downstairs, is all. Also, almost all down has been disappeared from the shoulders area. I bought CG Trillium for my gf, she had the same problems. The jackets were original, bought them at Bloomingdales NY.

>> No.15829842

Kanye West he likes

>> No.15829848
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>>15829842
fingers in his ass

>> No.15829849

>>15823656
Schott or milsurp

>> No.15830943
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15830943

>>15823656
Parajumpers

>> No.15831138

>>15830943
Only thugs and drug dealers wear those.

>> No.15831139

>>15830943
What's that giant side zip for

>> No.15831140

>>15823702
skinny legend

>> No.15831142

>>15830943
This is gay as fuck

>> No.15831258

>>15830943
whats with all the shitty gimmicks ?

>> No.15831783
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15831783

Triple FAT Goose, plus points if you manage to snag any of their outerwear made before 1995.

>> No.15833155

>>15831139
It's just a big pocket

>> No.15835208

>>15827859
It looks comfy but is way too much insulation for my climate.

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>>15823676
>>15824038
>>15823716
>>15823777
>>15823733
>>15823758
Helle Hansen makes me hella handsome when I lend a helping hand, son. Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy, when I trek the mountains and travel the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze.

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15835272

>>15823656

Carhartt

>> No.15835315

>>15823656
Just wear a wool sweater and a softshell, faggot. Get a surplus N3B parka if you're doing arctic shit, but being anywhere warmer with an arctic parka is fucking stupid.

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>>15823656
I like mine although it's really extremely warm

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15835495

>>15823656

>> No.15836088

>>15835379
>15835379
Yes its extremely Warm, I think wearing a big sweater and a $1800 jacket to take the subway is a good choice u poor fucking retard

>> No.15836096

>>15823656
Fake Canada Goose jackets are all over the Balkans. Everyone knows you can't buy them here without paying x2 in import tax, so they're not impressing anyone. Fucking retards.

>> No.15836146

>>15836088
you cant get anywhere with a car in my city, everyone takes the subway

>> No.15837000

>>15835223
dunno if you're actually the guy in the pic but you type like him so if you are i like your schizo esoteric tiktoks

>> No.15837029

>>15823656
>What's an alternative to this that doesn't scream 'I enjoy a finger up my ass'?
An elegant coat. Unless you use it for outdoor activities don't bother buying a parka.

>> No.15837159

>>15823664
Snickered at this

>> No.15837161

>>15837029
I live in Canada and often walk to stores so I need a parka when it's -30°C. Fuck digging out my car only to have some asshole steal the spot and then having to dig out an other spot 2 blocks away. I rather take a 10 minute walk.

>> No.15837508

>>15835379
Honestly looks decent. Like the fit.

>>15823656
>>15823661
Its a shame normies and nogs have discovered them, but gooses and moncler are definitely popular for a reason. Their shit is quality and I've never had a issue with either. They impress normies and they're the equivalent to Rolex watches.
I'm currently wearing a north face and its been working fine and the price is a lot easier to stomach than CG or moncler. Pajar is worth checking out too. Only Chavs and Asians get Moose Knuckles.

>>15823676
honestly not bad, never thought I'd like a HH. But not worth it for 1k+ unfortunately.

>> No.15837512

>>15837508


>>15835272
No to this one.

>>15830943
Honestly never heard of these guys but they're shit looks decent.

>> No.15837540

>>15824207
That’s a odd response lol

>> No.15837571

>>15837508
You can pull of moose knuckles in the U.S, no one wears them.

>> No.15837891

>>15830943
I saw one. The huge hook on the collar is cringe

>> No.15837938

>>15823676
HH = heil hitler

>> No.15838206

>>15823656
https://arcteryx.com/gb/en/shop/mens/thorsen-parka

This is what I copped in order to not look like a cunt

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>> No.15838271

>>15838206
looks good, but a bit pricy for a city coat
at least cg is rated for arctic expeditions
as an alternative, uniqlos down parkas look suprisingly similar and cost 1/10th

>> No.15838454

>>15825438
absolutely based taste. I love mine

>> No.15838732

>>15838454
>>15825438
underage larp taste

>> No.15838745

>>15823708
>legitimately looked for this coat or anything like it and came up empty handed

>> No.15838750

>>15825438
i like these but why is the closure only like 3/4 of the jacket? looks bad

>> No.15838752

>>15823676
Around here Helly Hanson is what you wear if you work at a ski resort, because they make apparal deals with the resorts themselves.

>> No.15838953

>>15825431
>fast paced city life
>Oh hell no I don't have the time to throw on a cardigan or a sweater for my time-consuming journey to the local coffeeshop!
>I want to enjoy my double frappuchino oreo cocoa rainbow organic latte with almond milk in a CG jacket and a t-shirt!

Cmon son don't play me like that.
FaSt PAceD CitY LiFe my fucking asshole