/fa/ - Fashion

>>15755425
E-boy.
Short, freckley, skinny, backwards baseball cap, baggy sweatshirt, earrings, nose ring, and a skateboard.

>>15755425
uh dark academia?

>>15755425
BOOBA

>>15755425
just b urself :^)

>>15755425
no

>>15755436
I'd rather COOM to porn

>>15755425

be tall fit good looking
girls don't care about muh allies

>>15755425
sprezz

>>15755425
Just go alt-chad bro.
Also try to be at least 5 years older than her.

>>15755482
Ironically enough, if that little guy knew about Marx and Foucault then he'd know the world is made up of machines. That our society is one big computer and we're but individual inputs. If he'd want to attract those women, he'd just have to join the computer in such a way that allows the inputs to communicate and fire off effectively. i.e. he'd know 7 tik tok dances

Be black and dress like a white hipster and u will be drowning in these girls

>>15755425
You have to be hot. It's not impossible but it'll be hard. Depending on your weight, wardrobe, and skin, you could be balls deep in one in less than a year. 6 months for a fatty

Just be yourself

>>15755542
>a year
Lol

>>15755482
am i a cuck if i identify with the short dude and i want to watch the tall dude fuck the two chicks?

>>15755552
nah it's natural
when they want a stallion to breed they show another one dicking down a lassie to get him going

>>15755552
By definition, yes.

>>15755482

>>15755425
I always match with these thots on tinder and I'm a 6'3 muscular bald guy who wears turtlenecks and docs

>>15755657
I match wit dem too and I'm a 5'10 skinny immigrant with a bomber, soiboi round glasses and slicked back hair. They shut down soon as I ask for their number or ask them out doe

I am once again staring at the tits

>>15755657
Checks out
>>15755500

>>15755425
IG?

>>15755425
I'm 6'3, wear coats, long boots, cropped pants, wool sweaters etc in the colder seasons
dark colours
rick, ann d, julius mostly
arthoes are attracted to me but it might just be the money, also most of them are 3-4 years younger than me and addicted to drugs
never let any of them fuck me

>>15755425
dress like you work in finance

>>15755425
I dress like chris moltisanti and am a 255lb heavyweight boxer. I and slim jeans and boots with a normal tight shirt on my arms

>>15755524
Kek

I am 295,739 years old, 8'7" tall, 500 lb pure muscle. I dress in hoodies and joggers. These girls are always on my tinder

>>15756165
Cope

>>15755943
And then everyone clapped

>>15755438
It's not worth it, bro.

>>15756730
incel cope, grab a rope

>>15756769
You're proving the point of the post.
"Incel" doesn't mean anything. It's just a word feminists whores use for a man who offended them. To use the word incel, you're basing men's value off of whether women on birth control want sex with him or not.

>>15755425
Be black.

>>15756779
"Incel" is a portmanteau of "involuntary" and "celibate," meaning someone who has no agency in their sex life, commonly used today by groups of young heterosexual men who feel there is nothing they could do, short of payment, to find a sexual partner, despite the term being coined by a lesbian in the eighties. It's certainly used as an insult here and elsewhere, but its usage is far greater than you suggest, and even as an insult, it's used exactly the same way those who identify as incels use it, i.e. someone who cannot find sexual partners.

>>15755425

>>15755526
Black punks and metal heads drink up these girls.

>>15755425
who this lol

>>15756797
>"Incel" is a portmanteau of "involuntary" and "celibate,
"involuntarily"
FTFY

>>15756797
>>15756779
incel is a word /r9k/ users used for themselves unironically and not as insult until medio 2016-2017. something most newfags(/pol/tards) dont know, really the only ones that seethe about it.

>>15755425
Hit the gym, cover yourself in tattoos, grow a beard and have a cool hobby such as photography, tattoo artistry or being in a band
Now fuck off nigger newfag
/thread

>>15755425
No.

>>15755425
AAAAAAAAAA WHY DO I LOVE ARTHOES SO FUCKING MUCH

>>15755425
be hot, that's the most important thing
how you dress matters a lot less but if you throw in some arthoe shit in your fit they'll like it
know what music and movies they love, so you have something to talk about because there's not much else to talk about with them

>>15755482
wow, literally me

>>15756769
its sad and primitive when the whole value of man is brought to rock bottom because he can't get sexual partners. theres much more to life than being dominated by your sexual urges and instincts like an animal.

Being an absolute shitbag will land you lots of these girls. Be covered in tattoos, have a criminal record, no real job, drive an old car with no AC, post cringey hardcore lyrics online, and cheat on them.

>>15755500
>>15755657
>mfw I was already dressing like an alt-chad even before I knew art hoes and alt-chads were a thing

Like this dude. Seriously every single art hoe type girl I know is obsessed with hasan and they likely finger themselves to his shirtless pics.

>>15755436
So essentially a faggot

>>15757531
sex is fun

>>15757819
based

>>15755482
Imagine thinking that reading Foucault was worth your time

>>15755482
>manlet jew commie cant into girls
color me surprised

doesn't matter at all how you dress. you just have to be completely emaciated and do a shit ton of drugs.

>>15755425
Chad SEXcore

>>15755524
Now thats knowing your metagame, work it baby!

>>15755425
Based Sexcore Chad style

>>15755425
Her body belongs to Chad and his massive cock

>>15755567
Threesome is true praxis.

>>15758703
>>15758709
>>15758515
>>15757819
arthoe here, my friends and i lol at guys who dress like this, fyi.

>>15756730
Nah, im fine loving booba.

>>15757819
Hasan, the liberal in denial.

>>15755425
30+ year old boomer. Not even joking. I'm having more instances of success now that I look more 'Dad' than I ever did as young 20 year old. I'm not even trying to. I be looking for a wife my own age with similar tastes but gothy art chicks keep crawling into profiles looking for a sugar daddy to fuck them.
Having certain taste in music helps too.

>>15758716
You must be one of those ugly ones then

>>15758795
nope. but you are certainly one of the incels that thinks “SeXxCoRe” is a good/attractive look. thanks for the laughs. never try to talk to me irl tho.

>>15756944
both are fine.
ftf kys

>>15758873
>you are certainly one of the incels that thinks “SeXxCoRe” is a good/attractive look.
do women really

>>15755425
Arthoes are pretty easy. Their main complex is narcissism followed by general insecurity which manifest as an aesthetic obsession. Their taste is dictated by pretense and disdain for less conscientious/neurotic people. Ironically they're just as tied to the mainstream as everyone, just in reverse, and just as uninspired - which shows in how they embrace mass-appealing styles from previous decades AND ALL LOOK THE SAME

Every subculture is some variation of those themes but I won't outline how to exploit them because you crusty fucks are even more despicable

>>15759024
Takes one to know one.

>>15758729
This. Remember that most of these girls that dress like this have daddy issues. My ex-gf's dad looks like a bowling ball, and he's in his late 50's. When she was 16-17, he would regularly pick up girls as young as 19 IN FRONT OF HER. He is a fat, balding old man, BUT he dresses very maturely, acts mature, has money and status, and most importantly, he can be the male figure they have missing from their lives (at least for a few weeks, before he moves onto the next one). Also OP, it might seem counterintuitive, but don't dress like you're "one of them". You might see them hanging around Liberal looking, low testosterone, emo guys, but remember, they are just orbiters. These girls secretly like a strong, masculine and conservative looking man in most cases, they just can't admit it openly. That's because it gives off the air of stability that they are missing from their lives

>>15759048
Not really, I hate myself

>>15759069
Low and grounded self esteem is better than high and unfounded self esteem.

>>15759102
That's why I called them despicable. What are you getting at?

>>15755425
cover yourself in money and let only arthoes pick it off. they'll flock to you until they find someone who lets them pick off more.

every true /fa/ggot must take the journey of sleeping with an art hoe and realising they aren't what you want in life.

art hoe, pot chick, and goth girl are all the female equivalent of (self proclaimed) indie guy, pot dude, and doomer.

>>15756837
do they ever spit them back out?

>>15758515
Small head core

>>15755452
based

>>15755425
>>15755436
No
I pulled art hoes as a skinny streetwear victim i pulled them when i was roided and gym coping for being a bum and i pulled them when i left my shit behind and am now Athletic Built and dress less flashy even though sometimes i like to dress in Gay shit like leopard shirts

>>15759802
When i was partying drugging and working out ist was fun But i cringe a Little Bit every Man should get wild for a year though

>>15759804
And as a Skinny twink Boy But still pulled you just Gitta stop sperging out i worked for Prada at that Time also worked as a Stripper during my Gym Time

>>15758524
The image shows that it isn't

>>15759804
>>15759802
>>15759808
you write like a retard and you look cringe and gay. no arthoe i know would be into your bullshit.

>>15759830
So what ?

>>15759024
No I'm a pretty cool guy actually

>>15759830
That guy was a cringe loser, but "no arthoe I know" really? Don't make it out to be some sort of prestigious thing to get these girls to fuck you. Not to be vulgar but most of these girls will spread their legs if you have a bit of weed on you, and that's some of the high-standard ones

>>15759847
Gets the Point i wanted to make
They Are bitches These guys all think top much

>>15758873
Post examples of good fits then.

new to watches
ive decided on buying the kamasu (im sure youve heard this before)
cant decide on a red or blue dial. both look nice but im wondering what would truly stand out. green is too dark

>>15758873
timestamp

>>15758873
Actually a femoid or very good larp
If larp, good work, you perfectly immitated the insufferable way modern women speak

>>15755425

semi long hair, different personal fashion style and fun personality

>>15755436
>>short
NGMI

>>15759887
"she" would never do that

>>15755425
I dressed kinda like a softboy, but I'm extraverted so I can juxtapose that soft aesthetic with manic witty energy. I broke things off because she was too nihilistic, almost satanic, but she was the picture perfect art hoe; thin, really nice butt, button nose, and a lot of freckles. Pretty sad desu, she even liked similar music, liked talking about existentialism and used to browse 8ch@n.

>>15761338
Where do you even meet them?

>>15761338
>I broke things off because she was too nihilistic
You sound like a fag.

>>15755425
dress like sam hyde, the calculated chaos of a thrift god, know when to be a niceguy and know when to be an asshole to her

>>15755436
wrong, this is how you fuck girls that wear jean jackets and black leggings and uggs, and you will inevitably get a statutory rape charge

>>15755482
should've read paglia and lacan and became a sex god instead

>>15755500
this

>>15755425
yes.

>>15755425
What the fuck? This chick is ugly. I'm going to need a paper bag for this shit.

>>15755425
Two words. Dangly. Earring.

>>15759490
>wanting someone's backwash

>>15759490
They typically get married after a few years of tumult. I believe "We're back on our bullshit" is the de rigueur messaging for engagement announcements.

>>15759808
>>15759804
>>15759802
>mexicans aren't subhu...

>>15755425
twinkcore

>>15761378
Tinder lol
>>15761427
>You sound like a fag.
Seethe harder. Art hoe sex is cool and all, but having a sustainable relationship with a woman who can be a good mother is even better. I just know what I want, immaturity isn't it.

just wear enfant riches

>>15761553
>sustainable relationship with a woman who can be a good mother is even better. I just know what I want
not that anon but i feel this, man. i like a lot of young people and some of their trends, but the ones i hate share the same awful characteristics as anyone else i hate of any age group.

>>15755425
Cropped pants + docs. Minimal branding. Carry a poetry book with you at all times, full of stupid annotations and washi tape. Sylvia Plath works wonders.

>>15761640
this nigga said Sylvia Plath works wonders

>>15757819
>>15758515
This guy tries to be black so hard while trying even harder to seem like he's not trying to be black.

>>15759808
bruh you look like ulises from amarte duele JAJAJAJAJj

>>15759085
this

id say take hormones and grow out your hair

>>15762156
t-that's a dude, right?

>>15755482
N

>>15761553
>Tinder lol
What pics do you use?
Just selfies or are you one of those that gets people to take shots of them with a DSLR?

>>15762227
literally made for BBC

>>15755425
it's been said before and it will be said again
"Whatever their father was wearing when they walked out of their life."

>>15762156
Who?

>>15762580
Idk man just bee yourself. Here's what I did, try to be authentic with your profile. They won't stick around if you aren't the type of person you said you were.

Black t-shirt with jeans and nice sneakers (uk btw).
Helps if your Uni is next to an art school and you're doing a degree juxtapose to them.

>>15762930
Nice hair man
Do you use a diffuser?

>>15762930
what products for hair ? i would remove top right pic because clothes make you look like poverty
and also because wtf is that furniture ?

>>15756797