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G E N T L E M E N,
AlphaM, YouTube's numero uno menswear expert has uploaded a brand new video.

This one lists ten items that make you look like a supreme alpha Chad and are guaranteed to turn spicy senorita heads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rEPj8PG6ps

>> No.15721263

>>15721114
GENTLMEN

>> No.15721269

><6'
>masuline
Lol

>> No.15721271
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>>15721114

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

>> No.15721280

>>15721114
actually this makes sense and never thought about it.

>> No.15721281

Is it just me or is this meditaranian/sandnigger sex core look the most unattractive and unlikable look of them all?

>> No.15721287

>>15721281
That's why the whole "male art hoe" look with lose fits exists today.

>> No.15721288

Much love from India!
Pakistan go to hell!

>> No.15721293

>>15721281
>>15721287

its INSTA-GOD-core

>> No.15721361

>>15721114
Bet 10 bucks this guy gets his nails "buffed."

>> No.15721415

>>15721114
Why is he so loud? Loud and whiny manlet goblin.

>> No.15721417

>>15721361
20$ says he got bullied for being short.

>> No.15721425

>>15721114
He's overthinking this, noone cares how pointy or rounded your shoes are.

>> No.15721432

>>15721417
30$ he sucked cocks at last once in his life

>> No.15721433

>>15721114

Love from India

>> No.15721469

>>15721114
Dont care. I just want a new season of makeovers.

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>>15721114
THANKS ALPHA M FOR HELPING ME GET SPICY SENORITA

LUV FROM INDIA

>> No.15721593

How does he even find content for new videos? Or does he just repeat them every year?

>> No.15721647

>>15721114
Now i look masculine carrying those items i will get laid tonite

Much love from india

>> No.15721652

>>15721281
It's incredibly gay, made to appeal to what men think women want a man to look like

>> No.15721680

>>15721432
White people love to turn everything gay. Try going one day without saying or thinking gay shit

>> No.15722261

>>15721593
Like most YouTube "style advisors", he keeps recycling the same basic r/mfa-tier talking points over and over and over again. The only thing that changes is the video sponsor.

>> No.15722421

>>15721114
lmfao I really thought the boots would be the sponsor. fun to try and guess

>> No.15722462

I just watched him on Shark Tank which was a few years ago. He said he made 600k just off of Youtube in a year. And he had less than a million subs back then.

>> No.15722550

>>15722462
Youtube doesn't pay nearly as much as it did a few years ago. Most of his money probably comes from sponsors and selling his gay products now.

>> No.15722719

>>15721114
damn dude, he's still recc peacoats

this 2010 again

>> No.15722760

>>15721114
is he italian. what race that nigga

>> No.15722789

how about you just do manly shit

>> No.15722861

>>15722789
What is manly shit

>> No.15723073
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>>15721263

>> No.15723078

>>15722861
Having sex with women. That's the only manly thing there is.

>> No.15723082

>>15722861
Tennis

>> No.15723096

Why does he say "in my opinion" every 30 seconds

>> No.15723098

>>15723096
in my opinion you just posted cringe bro
in my opinion your a fuckin homo
in my opinion you should GTFO

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>>15723096
Escape hatch if he gets proven wrong.

>> No.15723189

>>15721680
black people love to talk about whites, try not saying white for an entire day.

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NEW ALPHA, FUCK*RS!

This one's all about things that make your sleek sexy stylish body look not-so-sexy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE1q-10oOyw

>>15722760
Italian-American.

>> No.15724165

>>15724143

Thanks alpha

love from india

>> No.15724191

>>15721114
I bet he fucks underaged boys

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>>15724165
Thanks, India, love from Alpha!

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>>15721271
mogged

>> No.15724268

>>15721271
>just be confident bro

>> No.15724319

>>15722719
I thought the same when he brought up bombers and then brought out some polyester plastic looking rag

>> No.15724332

>>15721114
i just love these threads

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>> No.15724381

Seriously... how big is his shlong to be THIS overconfident?

>> No.15724406

>>15721114
if that manlet wont stop screaming like that I'll fly over there, put on a dress and slam dunk my dick in his throat.

>> No.15724426

>>15721271
Somehow a man with a baby in his hand looks more alpha male than a goblin in a suit

>> No.15724459

>>15724241
He looks like a more gayer goblin George Michael

>> No.15724525

>>15724143
He's so annoying jfc

>> No.15724741

>>15721544
why are pajeets so fucking hilarious kek

>> No.15724762

Thank you alpha, respect from Bangladesh

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>>15722719

>> No.15724861

>>15721269
look at this 6.7 retard that can't even walk through a door.

>> No.15725643

>>15722861
carrier, family, being mentally stable

>> No.15725692 [DELETED] 

>>15722861
The belief of this guy (allegedly) and his followers (earnestly), is that they can sort of game the system by dressing "masculinely" and behaving in ways that are considered "sexy" to combat their unfortunate physiques and lack of natural charisma. A few of them actually pull it off because they have the right kind of mind to be good at faking their entire personality and manipulating people, but most of them fail miserably because they're just meager normal humans who can are bad at being someone other than themselves. But there's still that lure of "I just gotta try harder, dress better, do shit more manly, then they'll notice me!"
I'm not shitting on the whole idea of self improvement, but this masc-maxing shit to get easy pussy is just fucking cringe as hell

>> No.15725694

>>15722861
The belief of this guy (allegedly) and his followers (earnestly), is that they can sort of game the system by dressing "masculinely" and behaving in ways that are considered "sexy" to combat their unfortunate physiques and lack of natural charisma. A few of them actually pull it off because they have the right kind of mind to be good at faking their entire personality and manipulating people, but most of them fail miserably because they're just meager normal humans who are bad at being someone other than themselves. But there's still that lure of "I just gotta try harder, dress better, do shit more manly, then they'll notice me!"
I'm not shitting on the whole idea of self improvement, but this masc-maxing shit to get easy pussy is just fucking cringe as hell

>> No.15726155

>>15721114
>What makes a man look masculine

Dressing like a redneck.

>> No.15726237
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15726237

.

>> No.15726283

>>15724249
wait isn't this some german fragrance youtuber? i think i know him. his psychosis is similiarly severe.

>> No.15726284

I know you make fun of him, but his point on the chelsea boots is good.
Hi from india btw

>> No.15726753

>>15721271
The women are looking at him tho

>> No.15726761

>>15721114
you guys talk about looking masculine but what about *being* masculine

>> No.15727307

>>15726761
Well that's not something you'll find out about on a fashion board

>> No.15727448

>>15726753
>A goblin-sized man dressed in a suit walking like he's the main character of the movie that is his psychosis being followed by a cameraman at a mall attracts attention
Look at >>15726237, everyone turns to look at him because they're just wondering what's going on, not because of his intensely magnetic masculine aura.

>> No.15727560

>>15726237
tippy toes

>> No.15727620

>>15721114
Italo-American manlet goblin king

>> No.15727740

>>15721269
have sex incel

>> No.15728690

>>15721114
He's so fucking based. If only I had a little more of his base I would have had such a better life.

>> No.15728696

Dammit why is he always posted here?
Is this his way of advertising?
you guys don’t actually watch his videos...right??

>> No.15729157

>>15726237
lmao he's barely taller than that woman and she's not tall in the slightest. look at how high they both are compared to the wheelchair woman.

>> No.15730732

>>15721114
You guys actually watch this faggot what happened to this board

>> No.15730810

daddy issues

>> No.15730834

Shawl collars and henleys look ridiculous

>> No.15730839

>>15721114
Lmao I watched a few bits of this video out of sheer curiosity and good god most of this advice was ridiculous
Aside from hoodies
I stopped at henleys bc I just can’t it’s unwatchable
But literally a cardigan? And those shoes are supposed to be alpha - lmao

You want to dress like an alpha? WEAR WTF YOU WANT TO AND GIVE NO FUCKS it’s not that hard guys

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>>15730839
I want to dress like a Chad that picks up old washed up lonely women at bars. Kinda like pic related, can I get some advice?

>> No.15730891

>>15726753
Karen disapproves.

>> No.15730892

he's just the modern version of a PUA -- a salesman making money off socially awkward incels by promising them sex if they follow his advice

so at least we can take solace in the fact that he (probably) isn't that cringy irl, he's just playing a role to fill his pockets

>> No.15731057

>>15726283
Both him and Alpha have almost the exact same horrible expression carved into their faces. Uncanny.

>> No.15731079

>>15721271
i cant stop wheezing at this video he looks so funny

>> No.15731098

For a guy who wants to look like successful alpha chad, the guy sure manages to showcase some of the cheapest looking shit I've seen. Straight outta H&M, if even that.

>> No.15731135

>>15730839
>>15730892
I bet neither of you get spicy senyoritas.

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15731140

Just become a pimp. #pimpcore

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>>15731098
I believe it's called AFFORDABLE LUXURY.

>> No.15731325

>>15731213
Assad???

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>> No.15733518

>>15732481
jesus jucking christ

>> No.15733744
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NEW ALPHA, FUCKERS!

Alpha is giddy about breaking out his winter jackets! In this video men's style, grooming, fitness, and lifestyle expert, Aaron Marino goes over his fall and winter style staples.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEiDVkuEuYA

>> No.15734239

>>15732481
where is this from? I wanted it to be real so bad but sadly its not

>> No.15734260

>>15731213
Looks like my Dark Souls character

>> No.15734522

>>15728696
He is funny, dummy